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@DaftLimmy
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Ginger.
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Went on a date recently and went back to his after a fun night. He offered to put something on while we relaxed and proceeded to watch a Scottish man in his 50s play games on 'Twitch'. Needless to say I went home.
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Willy Wonka patter cutoff at 9am Monday.
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@Babybonnieee
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What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world
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@DaftLimmy
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Hello folks, I'm back on Twitter! How's it going?
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@DaftLimmy
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I'm not on #Gladiators
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@LolOverruled
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Does anyone know any white boys with incredible swag
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@DaftLimmy
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4 months
Ha, so true
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
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Everyone on the east coast seeing Texas make this a ball game
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I feel like I've taken a picture of myself then come up with a funny story and quote to go with it.
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NEW: The organiser behind the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience which went viral across the globe has claimed his life had been 'ruined' by the event. 🗣️ 'I was devastated and I was sick to the pit of my tummy'
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@DaftLimmy
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Shove it up your arse.
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@DaftLimmy
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2 months
Look who I had to move to do my stream today. I'm so sorry.
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@DaftLimmy
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Fuck yer fucking eclipse ya fucking wank
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@DaftLimmy
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2 months
I watched Homer Goes to College last night. I was choking with laughter at Homer laughing.
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@DaftLimmy
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2 months
BRING ME TO LIFE
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@DaftLimmy
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2 months
Fucking superb
@michaelmphysics
Michael M 👽
2 months
Twilight tunnel expectation vs reality. This some temu level bleakness.
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@DaftLimmy
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Look at this wee madam.
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@DaftLimmy
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3 months
Sorry to go on about being happy again, thousand apologies, but I've been feeling these waves of happiness at random moments, for no specific reason, a bit like when I was on antidepressants 10 years ago. I've felt this way for months now.
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@DaftLimmy
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You wouldn't be this stressed if you simply carried a grenade.
@alex_abads
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deeply obsessed with white women living out kevin mccallister fantasies
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I might sue
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@DeadbyDaylight
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👁️👁️
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@DaftLimmy
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Look at the fun I used to have before Twitch and their rules.
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@DaftLimmy Already had to cope with you leaving Twatter. Never stop doing whatever it is that makes you happiest.
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@DaftLimmy
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Look, just tell me what needs delivered and where. I'm a simple man. Not interested in all these big people with their big ideas. What and where, that's all I need to know. There's a road to be built.
@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
HIDEO_KOJIMA
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The second trailer for "DS2" is now revealed, which I have done the editing. The official title is "DEATH STRANDING 2 ON THE BEACH". Some new characters are introduced, and there are many hints of the story and gameplay in this trailer. Watch it many times and please…
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@DaftLimmy
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Looking forward to the year ahead. 🎉
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@DaftLimmy
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For my fans.
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@DaftLimmy
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4 months
Final shower of 2023.
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@DaftLimmy
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3 months
04:37am 5th November 2006
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@DaftLimmy
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No satanic symbolism ✔️
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@DaftLimmy
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After not seeing her for over a week, look who's BACK.
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@DaftLimmy
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I turn 50 this year.
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@DaftLimmy
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4 months
Christ. I'm an android.
@LTCPLUS
LimmyTwitchClipsPlus
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The EXACT Same Stardew Valley Patter
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@DaftLimmy
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New trend. Wearing a pair of denims as a scarf.
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@DaftLimmy
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2 months
I just want to apologise to my Twitch community for today's outburst.
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@DaftLimmy
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4 months
I watched Saltburn and I liked it. 3/5 I think it helped that my expectations were very low, due to the trailer making me think it was all some sort of toff awkward comedy. The grave thing made me smile. Plus well done in getting the auld cock oot.
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👍
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@DaftLimmy
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I am listening to Tik Tok by Kesha. I told Alexa to play it. I'm in the house alone. The song annoys the fuck out of me, especially when she says "Now the party don't start till I walk innnn". Fucking love it. No idea what's wrong with me. I've never been right in the head.
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@DaftLimmy
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No fucking way. I didnae realise. Same actor.
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@DaftLimmy
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2 months
I have not moved Bobbi for today's stream, she is on the couch.
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@DaftLimmy
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Glitch wank
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@DaftLimmy
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2 months
Have any of yous seen what you can do with the computers these days?
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@DaftLimmy
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Went to see Dune 2. Didnae really know what was going on. 2/5
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Gregg Wallace filling the Corden void.
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@DaftLimmy
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Songs sometimes mention credit cards, but they never mention debit cards.
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@DaftLimmy
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I turn 50 this year, and I cannae wait to be able to say that I'm 50. "I'm fifty" Fucking buzzing just thinking about it. It's like saying I'm a hundred. But half, obviously.
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@DaftLimmy
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I'd never seen anything like it.
@stereogum
Stereogum
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It’s been 10 years since @FutureIslands ’ viral ‘Letterman’ performance! We talked to Sam Herring about the band’s the new LP, acting in ‘The Changeling,’ rap battling as a 14-year-old, that ‘Late Show’ appearance, and much more. We’ve Got A File On You:
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I've started reading this. He seems like an arsehole. Right up my street.
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@DaftLimmy
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I was challenged by @Lynn_McGoo to do a cover of the theme to Braveheart. WAIT FOR THE DROP! There are VOCALS!
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@DaftLimmy
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That's Sekiro permanently binned, and this time I mean it. Miserable game. Miserable, miserable.
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Strictly for the fans
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@DaftLimmy
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Sir Craig. My king.
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@DaftLimmy
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I'm on holiday and I cannae be fucked tweeting or posting pics and videos, but I thought I'd tweet this to touch base with all my loyal followers out there, the ones that would die for me at the click of my fingers. I appreciate you. 👍
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@DaftLimmy
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NO, BOBBI
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@DaftLimmy
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It isn't me dancing naked to Murder on the Dancefloor, but it's the best that I've got.
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@DaftLimmy
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My neck, my back.
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What a film.
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@DaftLimmy
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New Twitch emote: limmyDab This is from when I said to viewers that if I got 3500 subscribers, I'd go to the park and dab 350 times in a row. This is me near the end.
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I may be turning 50 this year, but I am able to decrypt this youngster gamer textspeak. "kys" means "kill your self", and they've capitalised those letters with "Keep Yourself Safe". I'm exposing this toxic community, one camp at a time.
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I love the expression "a day late and a dollar short". It's fucking miserable.
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@DaftLimmy
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My video yesterday of a radiator knob got removed from Tiktok and I got a ban warning. The violation reason was "Nudity and Body Exposure".
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@emilykmay
emily
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the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?" do men have someone like that?
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"You're on borrowed time, sunshine. And as for you, you can pack your bags. YOU'RE OUT"
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@Aiannucci
Armando Iannucci
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Today The Day Today Is Thirty Today.
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A video of Bobbi doing nothing
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That's me started watching Mrs Columbo.
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@DaftLimmy
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I'm hearing it's 4-0 I'm hearing it's 5-0
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I'm hearing it's now 3-0 to Arsenal. My advice is this. Alcohol is relatively cheap and it can help you not care about stuff anymore.
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@DaftLimmy
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Hobbies: - blocking ads on Twitter
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This is my idea of heaven.
@MiamiCally
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You going @DaftLimmy ?
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People assume that us Brians get on with Bryans, cos our names sound the same. Wrong.
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People Make Glasgow Cleaner. #Limmy #Glasgow #Scotland
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Purring cat on my lap. That's my plans fucked for the day.
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I'm watching Saltburn, purely cos people were tweeting about some bath scene being shocking or not shocking. I didn't know the details, so when it happened, I was like "Wait... was THAT it?". It's fuck all. I was picturing some orgy involving babies and a mincer.
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I've noticed I've become a lot less moany. I remember I used to moan all the time, on here or in my head. Now, I'm just not interested in it. That, along with the waves of happiness I've been feeling, makes me wonder if I'm getting spiked with citalopram.
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Fucking love it
@paprbckparadise
Paperback Paradise
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frog
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On today's stream, I will give Sekiro a THIRD chance!
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Love it
@parismarx
Paris Marx
3 months
Apple fans are reporting headaches and burst blood vessels as they bring back the Vision Pro before their 14-day return window closes.
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I'm glad Kubrick deviated from the book, it would've looked ridiculous having the hotel turn into a giant spider at the end. Makes zero sense.
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DepressedBergman
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"Stanley Kubrick just couldn’t grasp the sheer inhuman evil of the Overlook Hotel. So he looked, instead, for evil in the characters & made 'The Shining' (1980) into a domestic tragedy with only vaguely supernatural overtones." --- Stephen King
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@DaftLimmy
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The last time I played Sekiro, I ragequit, uninstalled and deleted the save in case I was tempted to return. I hated it that much. Join me tomorrow as I stream it again, from the start.
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@DaftLimmy
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Would you like me to tweet a big thread where I go on about myself and my feelings about the year ahead and so on?
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@DaftLimmy
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Seeing as I've got a history of going on about my mental health when it's bad, I thought it would be right of me to mention when it's particularly good, which it is. 😴💤💤💤
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Just finished watching Baby Reindeer. Astonishing.
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RIP Apollo
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I'm hearing it's now 3-0 to Arsenal. My advice is this. Alcohol is relatively cheap and it can help you not care about stuff anymore.
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twitch.tv/Limmy
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I'm hearing it's now 2-0 to Arsenal. That's great news. This next bet will be your third time lucky bet. Place a bet on it being 3-2 to Chelsea. They'll bite your hand off. Borrow a large sum of money from a lender and go in hard. Buzzing for you!
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Rough test
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Unless I'm mistaken, I'd say this is the best time of my life.
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Might stream Sekiro tomorrow
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Ha ha, get in, lad. I always knew he was a lad. 🍆💦
@PhysInHistory
Physics In History
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When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity. - A. Einstein
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Dark Souls 2: Rollercoaster of emotions.
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