Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€” Profile Banner
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€” Profile
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”

@Covfefegirl

2,388
Followers
2,772
Following
885
Media
3,059
Statuses

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name...and decided that that was a dumb idea. So I named him Dave because horses named Dave are bad ass. πŸ’™

Joined June 2017
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
1 year
@RebekahWriter Do you have his number by chance??
9
6
312
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
11 months
Tweet media one
2
3
141
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@DogginTrump Cokie admitted that yam tits reinstated himself in the company on 1-15-21, while he was in office. Meaning he intended to go back to private life because, wait for it.....HE LOST THE GD ELECTION BY A LONGSHOT. πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚ 😹 πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚ 😹 πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚
1
12
112
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@DogginTrump Shit yes. Creepy AF.
0
4
85
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
6 months
@realbabytrump24 @RpsAgainstTrump Hey BP, I'm no expert, but this trial isn't about Biden. In fact, it's a civil trial to assess the penalty for....wait for it....BEING FOUND LIABLE FOR FRAUD. This is the penalty phase of this action. Read a book!
1
4
82
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
6 months
Tweet media one
10
17
81
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@imnotabotbiatch I don't have insurance. I went to get a covid booster shot, and they said $200 without insurance. $200 😲 😱 for disease prevention. If I skip it and get covid and end up in the ER, it will be at least 10k. Healthcare is a mess.
8
4
73
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@WeHearPodcast Fishy indeed! This dude strives for the appearance of the perfect "nuclear family", there's no way his wife would/should miss his swearing in. It looks bad. So there has to be a reason she wasn't there. But WHAT is the reason!? He even "adopted" a black kid to appear less racist.
7
15
62
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
5 months
@ImSpeaking13 Are they doing "the lighting of the babies" again this year? That baby fondue was amazing last year. So tender and mild.
2
0
53
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
1 year
Tweet media one
3
10
49
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
8 months
@tomiahonen Incredible info as usual! Thank you for your ever insightfulwriting! I can't wait until Monday.
Tweet media one
4
8
53
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
5 months
Tweet media one
1
4
51
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@thejackhopkins This!!! They want to take OUR hard earned money and steal it! Our lives literally depend on voting blue!!!!
Tweet media one
0
18
42
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
1 year
Tweet media one
2
3
32
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@JaneLydiaB @TrumpDailyPosts "We will win regardless"....regardless of what? A fair election? Regardless of how bad you lose? Of what?
2
0
32
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@7Veritas4 I love your content, Jack! Pick me for the justice league, I have sweet memes that will make your #12 laugh.
Tweet media one
2
2
34
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
10 months
@CoffeyTimeNews I've been wondering why all of a sudden, out of the blue, she is posting multiple pics of her with her husband. Captioned with, "...my husband is the best in the world, a real man...". I figured she was banging the orange one because of it. Funny.
1
1
33
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
11 months
Tweet media one
7
3
30
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
0
0
24
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
6 months
Tweet media one
1
5
25
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@ReallyAmerican1 It would mess up the perfect Christian whiteness????
0
1
22
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@PalmerReport That's a fucking relief! Thanks.
0
1
22
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
6 months
@donkoclock πŸ’™
Tweet media one
3
8
21
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
6 months
Tweet media one
0
7
20
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
5 months
Tweet media one
0
4
19
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
9 months
@AaronParnas
Aaron Parnas
9 months
The new Biden-Harris campaign ad needs to be shared everywhere. Unlike Republicans, President Biden will never sign a national abortion ban.
728
6K
12K
1
12
18
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
6 months
@CoffeyTimeNews @The1OnlyRichie @SenMullin Never mind that, it looks like he's wearing a girdle, too. Or?
Tweet media one
2
6
18
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@donkoclock πŸ’™ he is most definitely NOT CREDIBLE!😳
Tweet media one
2
3
17
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
1 year
@Angry_Staffer What are we calling MTG after the divorce? Seems that her old man wants his name back. I vote for sporktoe. Not mine. I can't take credit for it.
2
0
17
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
Tweet media one
1
0
16
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
8 months
@Angry_Staffer Sounds like hus underwire popped out into his armpit again.
1
0
16
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
10 months
@quadcarl_carl @patriottakes @RoxineKing Have you seen this? Kari Giuliani πŸ˜†
Tweet media one
2
1
16
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
2
0
15
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
6 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
2
15
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
5 months
@donkoclock πŸ’™
2
2
14
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@DarkBlue420 Sounds about right!
Tweet media one
0
6
14
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@RoryOCleary Instant follow!
Tweet media one
4
0
14
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
11 months
@RyanShead She probably heard someone say that and thought it sounded good! Not kidding.
0
0
11
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
10 months
@quadcarl_carl @RepMattGaetz Good one! He should call it "laptop repair"
1
0
10
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
1 year
@donkoclock @KaitlinFish8 @PlowOn @3dKan3 @LonnieN14 @nicbasarab @copgrailsoles @IndictPOTUS45 @Democracy1stE @meansheltercats @wendyliz21 @TojaBeth @quadcarl_carl @chicagocatmom @NadaFan2 @Iceland_Goddess @FirehawkJw @may_viser @DabuzzNYC @thegreatgig8 If you haven't seen this yet.....I recommend grabbing a cup of coffee that will be coming out of your nose from laughing. Bill Lee, Gov of TN, forgot to renew his domain name, and alas some fucking geniuses took it over. Enjoy!
5
4
13
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@PalmerReport I'll repeat it again for those in the back, Petty Mason is a friend of Stormy. They've done several films together. Their body of work is amazing!
2
1
12
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
5 months
@KellDA Forgot Bobo giving a handy in front of the kiddos while she got high.
3
2
12
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@ungerbn103 As a normal female, no fucking way. But I think these women that do vote R only do so because their husbands/family tells them too. πŸ€” it's the only explanation, they do as they're told without questions. The man is the head of the household, therefore you vote his way.
0
0
12
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
10 months
Tweet media one
3
0
12
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
11 months
Tweet media one
0
0
12
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@WalterBlake1 @lawofruby @Momqueen95 Apparently, with the trump organization 😳
1
0
12
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
1 year
Tweet media one
0
2
11
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
11 months
@FrankE37281471 @GovRonDeSantis The fucker needs to go!!
Tweet media one
0
1
11
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
Tweet media one
1
1
11
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@CPA_Carollo @MichaelCohen212 Then you definitely should NOT vote for Hunter Biden. There, problem solved!
1
0
11
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@mamashelly76 @simonateba @EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Ma'am, his kids are in their 40s. Not toddler, not school age, In. Their. 40s.
1
0
10
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
8 months
@ChrisDJackson Literally a Humidifier and Vicksburg on your chest. It works! You can also get Vicksburg crystals for the Humidifier.
1
0
10
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@Bevacqu2Shelley @JoeyMannarinoUS Of course, because getting covid has zero side effects that can last ten years πŸ™„. JFC.
1
0
10
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
9 months
@BeingJWood @w_terrence He wore a tan suit. He should be indicted immediately.
1
0
9
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@PalmerReport Sir, you have somehow mastered the word salad that is trump. Kudos are in order πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚
1
0
10
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
10 months
@NJGuitarBoy @MeidasTouch I have literally died.....again.
0
0
8
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
2 years
Will someone that is knocked up πŸ™πŸΌ please sue the dad for child support retroactive to conception? After all, it's a viable life!! Let's take a lesson from our pregnant friend in the HOV lane in Texas.
0
0
7
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
6 months
@7Veritas4 Jack, if you're taking any new justice leaguers, I'm down. My punctuation and grammar are on point, as well as NOT being an asshole. Pick me!!
1
1
9
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@PalmerReport This is the best day ever so far. Fuck yes democracy πŸ‘ well played.
0
0
9
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
9 months
@LakotaMan1 LM, you're the bomb!
2
0
9
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
11 months
6
0
9
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
7 months
@CalltoActivism How do you look in red, ladies?
1
3
7
@Covfefegirl
Covfefe Girl πŸ’™β˜•οΈπŸΆπŸ€”
11 months
@quadcarl_carl Truthfully, I'd go back in time and party with him based on those facts alone.
2
0
9