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socially awkward procrastinating perfectionist in recovery 🤓 genX resister • woke af • snarky bitch 💜 #Recovery #MentalHealth @sojournerstears

Huckafuckistan
Joined February 2013
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Y’all didn’t tell me I made @BuzzFeed , y’all. 🔗🔗🔗
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Nashville was the 129th mass shooting so far this year. It’s March 27th.
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This photo was sent to me yesterday morning & @TwitterSafety felt that this wasn’t a threat. I wonder what would happen if I sent something similar to The Prophet of Twitter, @elonmusk .
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Go Fuck Yourself.
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@Travistritt Is this a drag show, y’all?!?
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Y’all, Rob @robqualls just won the internet 🏆🏆🏆
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Y’all, leave this man alone and let him paint. He’s turned his fucking life around and deserves some peace.
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Fucking. Human. Garbage.
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Some freak show motherfuckers right here, y’all.
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Who did this?!?
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We had a blast at the Reno Rodeo last night! 🤠 Thank you for the warm welcome, Nevada!
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Totally. Fucking. Gross. @NancyMace @RepNancyMace
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Totally. Gross.
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@thetrueshelby
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Ohio. Kentucky. Virginia. Take that Magafuckers.
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Fuck off.
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Please pray for Mike Johnson. The new Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives.
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This is what Mike Huckabee persuaded Trump to pardon, y’all. Evil. Evil. Evil. 🔽🔽🔽 All five lawsuits allege “systematic and widespread abuse” at the Lord’s Ranch, including “premeditated sexual abuse and child rape, often under threat of force…”
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Huckafuck knows the end is near.
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
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Where does Sarah Huckabee Sanders shop?!?
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Pat Robertson is dead and Trump has been indicted.
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Wow. Look at that packed house. HUGE fucking crowd. Get it girl. @laurenboebert
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If she wasn’t a trash human I might actually feel sorry for her. She looks broken.
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This is what you call Huckabee Hell ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Bitch is going down. Change my mind.
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How cute. Sarah thinks they give a fuck about what she has to say 🤭🤭🤭
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I spoke with the Consul General of Israel this morning to receive an update on the ongoing conflict and reaffirm Arkansas' unwavering support for the Israeli cause.   We stand with Israel.
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So @SarahHuckabee hired a cop who got fired for lying about raping a minor. And @GovMikeHuckabee talked Trump into pardoning the guy who ran “The Lords Ranch” with multiple sexual/physical abuse lawsuits. Is this normal behavior for the Huckabee’s? Is Mafia Mike a pedophile?
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Stay the fuck away from Arkansas, y’all. I’m fucking serious. We are not okay. You don’t want this shit.
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One, two, Jack is coming for you… @RepMTG @mtgreenee
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Holy Fuck, y’all. The Arkansas State Trooper that gave Josh Duggar “a stern talking to” (and nothing else) regarding Josh sexually abusing his sisters is in prison himself for CHILD PORN. YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. #ShinyHappyPeople
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You don’t scare me dumbass. Fuck off.
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Tom Cotton has posted 10 tweets since yesterday defending Clarence Thomas. Ten. Why is @TomCottonAR going so hard for Clarence?!?
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She’s fucking miserable, y’all.
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@thetrueshelby
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I’m sorry but whoever did the courtroom drawing I’m seeing on CNN is def a Trumper. Fucker looks about 30 pounds lighter and 20 years younger.
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100 Days of Fucking Hell 🔥🔥🔥 @SarahHuckabee
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I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣 MAGA Morons are tweeting screenshots of them deleting the FOX App.
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Y’all, please tell me this isn’t real 👀 I can’t with this kind of Qrazy bullshit.
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Nancy Mace: It was only civil rape, not like real rape. What a dumbass fucking bitch. This talk is disrespectful towards victims and misogynistic. Shut 👏🏻 The 👏🏻 Fuck 👏🏻 Up 👏🏻 Nancy 👏🏻 Disgrace 👏🏻
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Someone shut this bitch up. Geezus.
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Imagine having a balloon artist at Easter brunch making them in your own image. #Narcissist
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OMG. Savage af.
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The magats didn’t like my last post. Maybe they’ll like this one better 😆😆😆
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Ketamine, Fentanyl, Versed, oh my. The Trump White House pill mill?
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Arkansas is fucked, y’all. Just wanted to let you know. We are not okay.
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Hmmmmm 🤔
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Yo ass is next girl 🤣🤣🤣 @mtgreenee
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@thetrueshelby
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Whoopsies. They found another Moms for Liberty hate group quoting Hitler. This time in Florida. Link in comments.
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Just a reminder that @JoelOsteen is a corrupt demonic motherfucker.
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Fuck Chief Justice John Roberts.
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They’re single, y’all.
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How in the world can some crazy bish continue to spin conspiracy theories and make up lies on a sitting @POTUS - while serving on security committees- without any consequences?!? This bish gets crazier and crazier every fucking day. What the fuck, y’all. @RepMTG @mtgreenee
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Disgusting motherfucker.
@BidenHQ
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Trump says immigrants are “sick with diseases” as he calls for rounding them up in mass detention camps
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TN Speaker Cameron Sexton @CSexton25 fucked around today. I’m ready for the found out part.
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Duggars are trending. Dropping this here. @GovMikeHuckabee
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@thetrueshelby
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Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
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Wonder how the Arkansas Jewish community feels about this?!? Excluded? Targeted? I’m not Jewish so I don’t know. Maybe I think this is a bigger issue than it really is? Jewish Americans - How does this make you feel?!?
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And now I’m deceased 🤣🤣🤣
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🤭🤭🤭 @GovRonDeSantis
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@thetrueshelby
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What a fucking dumbass.
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Here is Huckzilla @SarahHuckabee with the latest Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy Proud Boy - Enrique Tarrio.
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I’m dead 🤣☠️🤣
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$8.2 mil in 24 hours. What the fuck is wrong with y’all?!? #IdiotsEverywhere
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Pussy Ass Bitch.
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A corrupt NepoGov, a sore loser, and a puppy killer walk into a bar…
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But they’ll commit adultery. Covet their neighbors wife. Rape a minor at Sunday school. And make kiddy porn.
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People of faith will never be bullied.
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Jesus Fucking Christ.
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Who is Cameron Sexton’s mistress?!? I saw it somewhere but can’t remember where… man, he really fucked up, huh?!? FAFO.
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Fuck. Off. Traitor.
@SenatorSinema
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Instead of marching along party lines I'm focused on building meaningful, bipartisan relationships to deliver real results for Arizona.
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One should definitely be thrown back.
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Y’all, what kind of dumbass fucknutter Congresswoman has a fake mugshot as her profile?!? Oh, wait… @RepMTG
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How fucking embarrassing.
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Have you ever seen a more pathetic fucking grift in your entire fucking life?!? How sad. Like seriously fucking sad.
@LaraLeaTrump
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(Finally) available everywhere!!! ☺️🎹🎶
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Who did this?!? 🤣🤣🤣
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It’s almost Monday.
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See ya later Fucker.
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Y’all. Y’ALL.
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My governor covered up an affair with a porn star and lied to the American people. Her brother murdered a dog. What has your governor done lately?
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Kathleen Taylor Back Again
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My governor shot a puppy. And a goat. What has your governor done lately?
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders - Fake Christian.
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Y’all. Sarah Huckabee Sanders spent $1200 on tablecloths. Must be true that she makes them into dresses?!? JS. 😆😆😆
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Anyone else getting Deliverance vibes from Huckzilla 👀
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Bullshit.
@NewsNation
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Most Americans support Trump pardon if he’s convicted, sentenced to jail in docs case: poll
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@thetrueshelby
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It’s KKKlannie Oakley, y’all.
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Resign is trending. The possibilities are endless. Who would you add???
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Is that “Fuck Juanita Broaddrick” day???
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Every Day is FJB Day.
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Wow. Talk about sensitive 🤭🤭🤭 Whatever you do, don’t call him Dan Bunghole.
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@thetrueshelby
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Slavery was and is wrong. Slavery was and is evil. JFC, y’all. How are there people out there that are trying to spin slavery as something that was beneficial?!? Fuck y’all evil motherfuckers.
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Someone looks fucking nervous. I ❤️ NY.
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Apparently, Three Holes only lasted 5 mins in NYC crowd. I 💙 NYC.
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Dis you 👀 @RyanWaltersSupt ?!?
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Worst. Fucking. Governors. Ever. #Groomers
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I think her skin-suit is slipping.
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