Kelly D 🟦🟧 @KellDA Twitter profile

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

3 years

I really really think we are not giving kids enough credit for their resiliency during this incredible period of adult stupidity

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@KellDA

3 months

Trump paid $750 in federal taxes in 2015. I had to pay in that year to the tune of $3,000+. And I’m a teacher. When he bitches about his belief that NATO countries aren’t paying their share, I feel like my head will explode

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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2 years

Radical leftist here. Gun owner. Damn good at shooting trap. Maybe even the best of all time. 💁‍♀️ But I don’t take my gun to protests or to Target because I’m not a fucking psycho

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3 years

I have a degree in history and was never taught about the Tulsa Race Massacre. Why? Why are such important events left out of history books?

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2 years

Whoa whoa whoa The money I have paid into social security is my money. It’s mine. I’m not entitled to it. It fucking belongs to me.

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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2 years

Tucker Carlson is responsible for what happened in Buffalo today

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2 years

So Chris Christie saw Trump share classified documents with drunk rich white people at Mar-a-lago and didn’t say anything until now?

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1 year

There is an undocumented killer on the loose. The undocumented community will not come forward with any tips because they’re afraid of getting deported. The killer was able to purchase an AR-15 in Texas because republicans don’t want any background checks. 1/2

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Rudy hasn’t paid a dime to Ruby and Shaye Alex Jones hasn’t paid a dime to Sandy Hook families Trump still owes NY $350M Getting pretty sick of these pieces of trash not being held accountable

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

11 months

Illinois first state to outlaw banning books

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2 years

Hey @DanCrenshawTX why are you obsessed with the price of Hunter’s artwork and yet you never said anything about Ivanka making off with $640M from “advising” Trump?

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2 years

So. Many. People. Could. Have. Stopped. Trump. And. Did. Not. Fuck all those people

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

3 years

I live in a big city. There are NO EMPTY SHELVES. Stop pushing this narrative, media.

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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10 months

Fuck off, Aldean

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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2 years

So many of us went to DEFCON 1 when Trump was elected and we were called alarmists and we were 100% correct.

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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7 months

The Tom Petty estate told your classless wife to keep his lyrics out of her huge mouth

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@KellDA

3 years

Ok here’s the deal and no malarkey. I was fully vaxxed and got Covid. It was pretty bad. I was the first in my county to have a breakthrough and was assigned my own disease investigator. Yay me (whispers me) I’M ALIVE BECAUSE OF THE VACCINE.

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2 years

I’d rather pay a stranger’s student loan debt than @TomCottonAR ’s salary for another five years

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@KellDA

2 years

They shoot up grocery stores and we march and vote. Don’t give me that both sides bullshit

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2 years

I’m way more anxious about the Russian operatives in Congress than I am about immigrants crossing the Texas border

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@KellDA

2 years

Let’s lower Congressional pay to $39,000 a year. That’s how much a teacher with a Master’s degree gets in Arizona his/her/their first year.

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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2 years

There are zero women getting abortions at 40 weeks. Zero

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@KellDA

2 years

When you are carrying your $45,000 Birkin bag into a war zone for a photo op, maybe let people fill their own plates?

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3 months

Let’s circle back to the fentanyl pharmacy in the Trump WH because I wasn’t done with that

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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9 months

Please shut the fuck up, loser

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2 years

Did you know that the entire state of Kansas was under a heat advisory with temps well over 100 and it literally felt like hell outside and STILL voters turned out in droves

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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2 years

How the ever living F is Beto trailing Abbott in the polls??????

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3 years

Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit what Sharon Osbourne has to say?

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

3 years

Got my first shingles vaccine today because I saw what shingles did to my Mom and sister. When there is preventative medicine, it’s a no-brainer. Right?

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1 year

Fuck off with your Fauci bullshit, Musk. What the hell are you doing? Trying to get him killed? Every time someone says my pronouns are this or that, they are mocking the LGBTQ community and you can also fuck right off for that, Musk SUSPEND MY ACCOUNT, FUCKER

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2 years

When you file your Kansas state taxes they just fucking ask you straight out if you had an abortion during the year. I mean, WTF. Pretty sure the state treasurer doesn’t need that fucking information

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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2 years

Kansas ended free school lunch for all. I’m disgusted and you should be too

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2 years

Sinema doesn’t give one shit about being censured. 💁‍♀️

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2 years

You know when this all started? The day @BarackObama became president. Damn, he was good. And old white men couldn’t handle it. 💁‍♀️

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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2 years

Vodka was pulled off shelves in Wichita, KS. A red state. With lots of MAGAs and Qs.

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

3 years

I tweeted about my mom’s neighbor who didn’t get vaccinated and got Covid after a big family party and well he died last night in Denver. He was 50. He was young and healthy. He was a Republican.

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

1 month

Why do Donnie and Melania make an entrance whenever they go to dinner in their own house? It’s super cringe. I’m going to start lining up friends in my living room to applaud me making my way to the fridge 🥴

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

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1 year

Serious question. Have any of the 606 mass shootings in America this year been carried out by women?

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2 years

Tucker isn’t on. Did he stroke out?

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

2 years

If you hit a dog hard enough to knock its teeth out I hope the same happens to you. Someone on the night shift at work kicked our therapy dog so hard she’s missing teeth. They are about to experience the wrath of Kelly D. There are cameras and they don’t lie

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

2 years

Brett Favre should put a $5M down payment on a new water system for Jackson, MS

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

2 years

I’m never going to get past what Trump did to Ruby Freeman and her daughter

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@KellDA

2 years

Fucking Oz won. We are living in the upside down and I’m just waiting for a demogorgon to eat my head

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

3 years

I’m not ready to move on from 1/6. Are you?

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

2 years

Hey @TwitterSupport it’s time to axe those family gun photos. Enough already

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

2 years

Hey Brett Kavanaugh, eat at home. Problem solved. Oh and GFY

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@KellDA

3 years

Why is no one talking about the fact the 600K Americans have died in the pandemic and most of them held jobs and that may be part of the reason there are infilled jobs

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

2 years

I’d rather live in a city with 9000 immigrants than 9000 MAGAs

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@KellDA

2 years

What the actual fuuuuuuuuuck is happening to America??

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

10 months

Trump is over on Truth Social saying that Hunter Biden shared classified documents with foreign regimes 😡 And you know what this means? Trump just admitted (as a MAGA will do) that HE himself shared classified documents with foreign regimes 💁‍♀️

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

3 years

I feel like people who got vaccinated are more intelligent than people who ate horse dewormer paste 🤷‍♀️

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@KellDA

10 months

Could someone direct me to the news articles about “Christians” being targeted by law enforcement? The only ones I see are the Christians being arrested for possessing and sending child porn

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2 years

People with their pets living under the overpasses in Wichita. It’s over 100 degrees. Why are churches not helping these people?

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10 months

I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE COKE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. I DO GIVE SEVERAL FUCKS ABOUT THE DOMESTIC TERRORIST FUCKS IN CONGRESS

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3 years

I’m not sure I’ll ever stop wearing a mask when this is over because some people are gross #PleaseGetVaccinated

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11 months

Fuck off. America hates you

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2 years

Man, it’s too bad Clarence and Ginni have to annul their marriage because the GOP doesn’t approve

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@KellDA

2 years

It wasn’t a riot. It was a coup attempt. An insurrection. A murder plot.

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@KellDA

3 years

I convinced an unvaccinated person to get the vaccine. My work here is done for today 🎉🎉

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2 months

Literally no one, not one person is shaming Nancy Mace as a rape victim. Girl you are being called out for shaming a rape victim and endorsing her rapist. Sit down and shut the fuck up

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@KellDA

3 years

Why are there over 6,000 unprocessed rape kits sitting on a shelf in Texas? @GregAbbott_TX

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@KellDA

8 months

I never heard a single Republican have an issue with Sinema’s questionable clothing choices or Jordan’s refusing to wear a jacket. STFU ABOUT FETTERMAN

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Kelly D 🟦🟧

@KellDA

1 year

So the Nazis took out the power in Moore County without a thought for those who are on oxygen?

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@KellDA

3 years

Average life expectancy for US males in 2020 was 75.1 years. Trump is 75.2 years old. Have a great Friday everyone!

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1 year

. @NikkiHaley here’s a gem

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3 years

Trump won Texas in November. Enlighten me on why he wants an audit?

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1 year

So you have to pay to attend Diamond’s funeral? Holy shit, the grifting is unbelievable

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2 years

Democrats have been playing nice for way too long

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@KellDA

2 years

It’s unfuckingbelievable that THREE Congressmen (so far) have tweeted screenshots of the virtual meeting with @ZelenskyyUa this morning. What do you guys not understand? You can bet you are not invited to another. 🖕🖕

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@KellDA

3 years

They were told to hate CRT so they hate it. They were told to hate masks so they hate them. They were told Biden will take away their freedom so they hate him. None of it is true. And I’m the sheep?

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2 years

I’d like to see Jared’s laptop and Ginni’s emails

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2 years

Reminder to spay and neuter your Republicans

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2 years

He’s giving the order to take up arms if/when he is arrested.

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2 years

“This is personal for me," Pompeo said. "I fought on the border of East Germany. When I was a young soldier I was stationed there." He did not see combat. Period. And he will NEVER be president

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2 years

I think Trump watched it. I think he took notes. I think he knows he’s fucked.

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3 years

I added “never move to Texas” on my list of things to do

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9 months

So here’s the deal. IMO Ivana’s grave is overgrown and the kids don’t care because SHE’S NOT IN THERE

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2 years

It appears Lindsey Graham has reached rock bottom

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Is there a bigger asshole in Congress than Jim Jordan?

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2 years

If everyone skipped the NYE celebrations and just yelled out the window at midnight, we could help keep hospitals from collapsing.

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1 year

Between their xenophobic and pro-gun laws, they’ve created their dystopian hellscape. 2/2 H/T @7Veritas4

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2 years

How about we make rape a life sentence without parole FOR THE RAPIST and not the victim

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2 years

North Dakota reported over 3,000 cases of Covid today. That’s literally everyone in the state plus two cats

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10 months

This woman spit on veterans. This woman went to Bible college. 🥴🥴

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2 years

Capping insulin at $35 a month is HUGE. Do you realize just how big a deal this is?? CELEBRATE 🎉 🎉

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@KellDA

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I think if SCOTUS started carrying bullet proof backpacks they would feel safer and forget all their worries

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2 years

So if you are pregnant, you can start claiming the fetus as a dependent, right?

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Why are Floridians not having a recall done on DeSantis? He’s killing you, Florida. Get his ass out of there and make him take his wackadoo surgeon general with him

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2 years

If there’s a problem with porn wouldn’t the solution be more porn?

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Did you know DeJoy’s son got into an elite college on the tennis team? The only issues are 1. His son doesn’t play tennis 2. DeJoy donated $2.2M to the college

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2 years

The Republican Party is on life support and imma unplug it to charge my phone. Anyone object?

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1 year

I can’t wrap my head around the fact that so many voted for Walker 🤦🏼‍♀️

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3 years

So @JoelOsteen ’s mega church can hold 16,800 people. I assume it will be open to Hurricane Ida evacuees and be well stocked with everything they will need?

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So @laurenboebert has decided to go after Joe’s stutter? What the hell is this garbage doing in Congress?

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The price of crude oil dropped 12% but prices are still climbing? The price of oil was $130/barrel earlier this week and now it’s $105. Gas prices continue to go up

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As Trump makes his way to the omelet buffet this morning, let us remember how he gassed protesters so he could do a photo op at St. John’s church holding a Bible upside down

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3 years

Where are the women in a Proud Boys world? Just cooking and birthing and shit like that?

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3 years

What is the correct term for an audit of the audit that was audited after the audit?

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How the hell is Madison Cawthorn still a sitting member of Congress?

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Trump killed a million Americans and tried to kill his Vice President. So please, fuck off with your Biden is so old shit

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