Mystery Solvent Profile
Mystery Solvent

@MysterySolvent

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Michigan’s Mystery Solvent. A Twitter cult classic. Followed by all the best people. Some fun and some facts. Laughing at the GOP is therapeutic. #FBR

Michigan, USA
Joined February 2019
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Is this cool or scary?
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OMG!! Epic Trump trolling by @VicenteFoxQue !! I love it so hard!! 😂😂😂😂
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Holy Shit! Don Lemon just said what everyone is thinking!!
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Jim Jordan tried to destroy Vindman’s reputation and ended up getting owned...stay in your lane Gym.
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Bill Maher made a political ad for the Democrats! Honestly it’s the best one I’ve seen so far. 😂😂 Democrats need to do more of this!! It will drive Trump bonkers!
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The one time leader of the free world who now lives alone in a hotel sharing buffets, common areas, and staff with strangers, yearns for attention and relevance so badly, he now stands on a patio step every night ranting to tens of people about a 6 month old election that he lost
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I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I needed to see it! 😂
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Marsha Blackburn decided to throw some painfully obvious white power signs during Ketanji Brown Jackson’s confirmation. I hope it goes viral so the press is forced to question her.
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Is anyone else having an emotional meltdown after hearing Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed away??
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I just watched this epic Karen video and it’s worth watching. 😂😂😂
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Holy Shit the Mayor of Portland is ripping Trump a new asshole!!
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I want Mitch McConnell to cry tonight.
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Omg!!! Trump just tweeted a long thread all about his Coronavirus Briefing ratings!! He compared himself to the season finale of the Bachelor. People are dying and our Sociopath and Chief is watching cable ratings, not death rates!! WTF is wrong with him!!
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Adam Schiff is starting a commission to review Trump’s handling on the Pandemic. Thoughts?
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Holy Shit!!! The most honest, most real, most clear thing I’ve heard on the networks all day and it’s at 1:25am!!
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Sorry, but I’m retweeting all of these. 😂
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Look really hard, what do you notice? 😂
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Don Jr. is on another bender. The pressure must be getting to him. His deranged, slurred, unnatural, speech is clearly drug fueled.
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The San Antonio Express is now calling for the expulsion of Ted Cruz! Thoughts?
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Lt. General Russel Honoré just said out loud what everyone is government and the media is afraid to say out loud! That the Capitol Police and the Senate sergeant-at-arms appear to have been complicit in Trump’s insurrection!! 👏👏
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Omg! Pence ordered the DC National Guard to be deployed, NOT TRUMP! So Kayleigh McEnany LIED!!
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Trump while visiting tornado victims in TN tells a story about a boy being carried by the tornado, like it’s the greatest thing he’s ever heard! Then he asks about the parents....People tell him they’re dead along with his sister. No emotion, NOTHING! Idiot!
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My Trumper family members “don’t mind Biden”. They said he’s “doing fine”! That they “didn’t like the crazy Q Capitol bullshit” and “they’ll wait for a normal Republican to run”. If the Trump tide is turning in my family, it is happening elsewhere. 👏
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Joe Biden took an Amtrak train home one evening just to blow the candles out on a birthday cake his daughter made him, then turned right back around for a vote that night. Ted Cruz took an airplane to Cancun one evening to escape a power outage in Texas and blamed his daughters.
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Elon Musk tweeted out to 89 million people around the world that the antidepressant Wellbutrin causes suicidal ideation based on dinner party conversations. Elon Musk is not a doctor. *Do not stop taking a prescribed medication without speaking to your physician.
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Trump just told the crowd he’s going to march to the Capitol with them. Can he even walk that far?
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What yoga pose was Trump attempting today?
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No one would go to dinner with Ben Shapiro, don’t be fooled.
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Don Jr. And Eric are crying!! Why?
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Kelly Loeffler is wearing a wire!!!
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Bill Maher created one of the best ads for the Democrats, ever. 😂
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Laura Loomer is a loser.
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Meet Meshawn Maddock from Michigan. She is about to become co-chairman of the Michigan Republican Party. She repeatedly made baseless claims that the election was stolen from Trump along with Giuliani. She organized buses to DC and participated in the attack on the Capitol!!
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More force was used to disperse spring breakers in Miami Beach last night than was used at the Capitol on January 6th.
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Holy Shit!! Portland is not playing games tonight!! #PortlandProtesters #PortlandMoms #BLM
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Reminder, John Cornyn is still MIA during the worst humanitarian crisis Texas has seen in decades.
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John Cornyn has been a Texas Senator for almost 20 years. Where is he?
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OH. MY. GOD!
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Do you think Mitch McConnell is a dick?
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Trump tweeted, “Don Lemon, the dumbest man on television (with terrible ratings!).” He attached the full version of this video. But this is the part that bothers him! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Wait, Heidi Cruz sent out group texts preplanning their trip to Cancun? It wasn’t spontaneous because the kids wanted to go? So Ted lied? Again?
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Cohen said Trump thinks Don Jr. is an idiot.
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The Supreme Court is a joke. If Neil Gorsuch refuses to wear a mask, to keep a colleague safe, after Chief Justice John Roberts asked him to, they’re just as dysfunctional as Congress.
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LMAO!! 😂😂 No one can troll Trump like @VicenteFoxQue !! He goes straight for the jugular!
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Did I just hear the person who delivers Trump his meals tested positive for Coronavirus?
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Jake Tapper calls Kayleigh McEnany a straight up liar, and it’s about time someone did!
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Don Jr. keeps deteriorating.
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Adam Schiff bitch slaps Devin Nunes for lying, live on TV, while sitting right next to him. Awkward!! #ImpeachmentHearings
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Jim Jordan is white trash.
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The Biden administration has already found 105 parents of children separated at the border. Many more to go, but this is great news. It just proves the Trump administration had no intention of finding the kid’s parents.
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Josh Hawley is an asshole.
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There are new Lindsey Graham tapes!
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Mitch McConnell made a statement today.“There’s no place in the Republican Party for white supremacists or anti-semitism.” He didn’t say MTG’s name or Paul Gosar’s. So, what do you think will happen?
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It appears Don Jr. is going through some things!!
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Lauren Boebert was a paid escort for Koch, possibly hooked up with Ted Cruz, and had two abortions?? I take it she doesn’t use condoms. Who is leaking all the dirt on Boebert? What did she do to piss off the GOP?
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#TedCoup is trending and I would like to participate! Ted Cruz is a traitor, period.
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I don’t know how Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan can still compose herself with such grace and class after what Trump and the Michigan GOP have put her through.
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WTF is this?? This is what the GOP is doing now? Ridiculing the witnesses, questioning their intentions and character, screaming at them, and then not asking questions? Plus he flipped his nameplate over so twitter wouldn’t call him out Mike Turner is a Dick #ImpeachmentHearings
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So does everyone think that the Biden/Harris inauguration should be inside, at an undisclosed location?
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Are you watching Biden speak in Pennsylvania?? He’s kicking ass!! 👏👏
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Republican Rep. Kat Cammack just embarrassed herself beyond repair on the House floor.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Here is you earlier today participating in stoking up the shameful base.
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Hopefully Steve Schmidt calling out Meghan McCain in such a public and brutal manner will remind the GOP that you can NOT call people pedophiles without losing all credibility!
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I slowed it down. You can see the police officer open the gate.
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Nancy Pelosi should hold on to the Articles Of Impeachment until Mitch McConnell’s balls fall off.
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Trump has tweeted or retweeted 32 times in the last 3 hours and the content is batshit crazy. Impeachment is pushing him over the edge... What do you think Pelosi is doing tonight?
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What song should be playing when Trump walks out of the White House for the last time?
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Did I just hear Maricopa County declared Trump lost Arizona…again?
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This clip of Chris Wallace interviewing Trump is hard to watch. Trump is mind numbingly dumb.
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I like Trump’s new campaign manager. Having Trump do a sit down interview with Chris Wallace was an amazing idea.
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This was a couple of minutes ago. What are they wheeling into the front door of the White House?
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Here is the Sedition List so you can have it in front of you tonight while watching the Senate. Marsha Blackburn Mike Braun Ted Cruz Steve Daines Bill Hagerty Josh Hawley Ron Johnson John N. Kennedy James Lankford Kelly Loeffler Cynthia Lummins Roger Marshall Rick Scott
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Trump’s twitter account has been permanently BANNED! Suspended forever!! Thoughts??
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Only @MeidasTouch drops a new ad at 4:00am!! But it needs to be everywhere by morning. It is brutally effective. #TrumpHasCovid
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So Trump’s entire Coronavirus Task Force lied and let an unnecessary 400,000 Americans die?
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Kyrsten Sinema, after brutally insulting President Biden last week, didn’t even bother showing up to the Senate debate on Voting Rights tonight. She phoned in! After all the time Biden wasted on her, and all of her shit talk, she was too scared to appear at the mess SHE created!
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Did Claire McCaskill just cut off Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell’s balls?
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Mr. President, this clip shows EXACTLY who you are. A soulless monster. There are no words to describe this behavior. It is appalling. *warning, this clip is upsetting.
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LMAO!! 😂😂😂
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LMFAO!! HAHAHAHA 😂😂 Did Devin Nunes just say Devin’s Cow and Devin’s Mom were “Operatives” spreading disinformation and were involved with Fusion GPS??? He is still mad at a fake twitter account!! Imagine the insecurity!!
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I totally respect that Rashida Tlaib backs Bernie. I respect all Bernie voters. I respect every Democrats choice of candidate! However, America and Michigan do not need this shit! Not now! I am pissed off as a Michigander by her behavior tonight. This is not how we beat Trump!
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Michael Myers is feeling it!
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Am I the only one on earth who just doesn’t care about SPACEX, or launching tourists into space??
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. @Eminem performed at the Super Bowl tonight in front of the entire world, while Kid Rock sat on his urine soaked couch, drinking a warm, flat, Budweiser, licking the Funyun dust off of his yellow, cigarette stained fingers, mumbling something about a Bullgod to his Trump poster
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Chuck Todd is responsible for arranging Trump’s Town Hall in Miami on Thursday on NBC. He is the political director. He has single-handedly delegitimized MSNBC. No one on that network gets to complain if Trump wins. Ratings over country. #FireChuckTodd
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Be honest, are you crying?
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OMG!!! Did you see this Karen going nuts!! Get Her Away From Me!
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Did I just hear Trump’s campaign burned through 800 MILLION dollars?? On what??
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Senate Republicans need to remember that Gretchen Whitmer, the Governor of Michigan was almost kidnapped and killed because of Trump’s propaganda and rhetoric. He must be held responsible!
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The GOP is freaking about about the Trump Tower server. Blaming Hillary for hacking in. Projection says Trump is about to be busted for communicating with Russia using the Trump Tower server….
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Mel Gibson is trending. Reminder, he punched his girlfriend in the face, broke her nose and knocked out her teeth. But movie.....
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Trump just called himself the most innocent, honorable man, to ever hold office. #TrumpPressConference
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Are Christians cool with cheating now?
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I’ve been waiting all day for someone to call out Trump for attacking Greta Thunberg! Hakeem Jeffries did an amazing job of pointing out Trump’s total lack of morals.
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Who in their right mind would go to an event at the White House today??
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I just found this pic and it made me smile. #JoeBidensNeighborhood
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Do MAGAs understand how twitter works?
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Trump’s twitter feed looks like the rantings of someone who escaped from an insane asylum and stole a nurse’s phone on the way out! It’s incoherent paranoid gibberish. It seems like the surgeon general could step in and medicate him. #HadEnough #TrumpMeltdown #TwitterFactCheck
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