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@CraycraftBrett @fifthtimecharm I am not persuaded that cocaine is the normal first line treatment for nose snails anywhere in the world.

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@vgr It's like being a farmer who's trying to learn about marijuana as a prospective agricultural product from people who can only talk about how high they are.

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@mjyoung2018 @mpolkadot_ I Want To Believe

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@dianelyssa @Popehat I know it's a minor minor point but does anyone quite get why there are elephants at both conventions?

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@IRHotTakes I think the problem with the model is clearest with Stellaris, which seems to simply be a vaguely different game every time I play. From a single-player perspective, the way the mechanics are constantly bending to perpetuate multiplayer engagement really breaks immersion.

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@Popehat Some people convert to a religion, others convert that religion to themselves.

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@DovYehudi @CraycraftBrett @fifthtimecharm You know when I'd get nose snails with my grampa as a kid we'd do lines of kosher salt in the garage so that grandma never found out. They'd shrivel right up until we could blow then out.

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@Popehat @robinnelee I'd go out and I'd fight him, but, social distancing.

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@thepursuinglife Really up until the very last sentence I read that as "please validate that it's okay to walk away from my child [who is] having a root canal [right now]" and I was prepared to say 'no' but the plot twist at the end brought me around to 'yes'. 🤗

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@JosiahHawthorne (1) Did they talk about ducks in class. (2) Did they talk about different kinds of ducks in class. (3) Did they talk about duck gender in class.

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@jonostrower @Bencjacobs It looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking coffee.

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@jwilcox79 @jamiedupree I don't think this is even the quiet part anymore, it seems like they're just going to say it out loud from now on. The idea that there was something innately good about a democratic process seems to be long gone.

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@animalologist It would be better to tell them that they sound hollow and it doesn't ring right. Like what are you doing, sitting in a position of power over them and demanding "emotional honesty" from them. Take a step back and look at that. You have no right to their emotional honesty.

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@tallntran "Sisyphus is about the right to work."

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@olex_scherba @loogunda This is really all about old men being frightened of death isn't it.

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@sarmknarght @BobaCyclist Oh I see you’re just malicious. Fair enough. Enjoy sucking.

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@sarmknarght @BobaCyclist I looked and I think you’re misremembering the exchange. He said that western powers had not conquered China. Much as the Japanese, who successfully colonized Manchuria, did not conquer China. And he said that imperialism did not explain the current situation.

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@asparagoid I'm going to say this gently. If you do not learn to see the world differently, and relate to other people as if they were real, it's over for you. The good news is that there's no time limit, but, it's over right now. It hasn't ever started. Try to get it started before you die.

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@EliLake Unless you feel that the cartoon is substantially anti-Semitic, I don't why you think I'm "both-sidesing" it. "The most anti-Semitic thing I've ever seen is this cartoon by a Jew personally attacking me, a non-Jew, for hypocritically identifying myself with Judaism." Right.

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@thechosenberg “I am kind of low key pissed but want to be polite and tactful to change her mind” leaves me wishing nothing good for him.

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@overanalyze9 @nicksonsec @yashar Yeah but their grandma wasn't.

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@igorbobic @svdate Okay I thought Newt was the biggest disaster imaginable but now I see I was wrong.

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@FoldableHuman wow looks like people are throwing the BuyBuyBaby out with the Bed Bath and Beyond water.

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@punished_cait @ghst_kat "There's nothing political about me volunteering this information to anyone who wished everyone hated JK Rowling as much as she did! I just want people to understand that I prioritize things in the world correctly unlike them and they're not as important to me as the game."

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@pitchfork Oh look, the question of "what if a website talked like the kind of person that we all slightly detested" is getting answered.

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@GBlack22wx @Bencjacobs In the gaps of the blinding white of the eye wall, you can see some darker clouds… making this photograph a picture, as it were, of #Dorian grey.

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@Ellisvivivi @elonmusk Yes. Along with the one about selling all his possessions and the tweets of recent days, it is kind of concerning. If he just bought lots of put options on TSLA he needs to step away from the keyboard, call his lawyer, and flush all the meth in the house down the toilet.

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@vgr The United States looks like it was designed by Enron. Bewildering array of sub-entities and baroque practices to create opacity around self-dealing while artificially boosting overall valuation.

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@BenZeisloft @ryalmc45 Well look at you Ben knowing a man’s heart like that so as to condemn him to damnation with the voice of God the Father. You probably are very wise.

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@atomicthumbs @boring_cactus I recall the guy who started it was a Redditor and it was mainly because image hosting still really sucked at that time, I'm not sure if there was a business model per se or how they subsequently made money. Image posts were fairly rare before then, by comparison.

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@mattyglesias We were literally crazy enough to try it, we just panicked at the last minute. Were you homeschooled or something Matthew Yglesias? How did you miss this in history class?

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@JFrankensteiner "He has the Chaplin disease" Orson what did you know and when did you know it.

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@vgr I don't actually have strong opinions. The main difficulty is that the lineage of culture and incentive from the crypto space is very clear and the discourse is more about grandiosity, grift, and delusion than the actual technology.

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@sgodofsk IIRC there was an article a while back about how their inventory system had no ability to distinguish the sourcing of a product. Cheap knockoffs going in the same bin as the original quality-controlled product, fulfilled at random by amazon. Incidentally a killer app for ledgers.

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@sussman_isaac @bbocelot These are just different pictures of the same guy photoshopped together.

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@sayitinswe @pschofie79 In Sweden you have brown bears. Except in the mountainous west where the subspecies of brown bear called the grizzly bear lives, the bears in North America are black bears, a smaller and less territorial animal which, unless seeking to hunt and kill human prey, is less dangerous.

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@kilmeade Brian when someone tells you what to write you don't write the quotes.

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@joshtpm They need to stop letting these groups have anything to do with adoptions.

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@US_Stratcom Hi @US_Stratcom I have a small question for captain Garland regarding whether or not the US flag patch is mandatory for airforce peeps and a very large question for your PAO regarding how a patch with current political significance ended up smack in the middle of your publicity.

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@shreyabasu003 Like I’m sorry that witnessing someone feel bad about Palestinian suffering makes you feel like he’s making it about himself but it’s not actually about you feeling that it’s not about him either.

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@The_Law_Boy It's oddly across the board, too. A "reasonable right-of-center" type in my feed was both-sidesing 'liberals' and 'conservatives' about drag shows two days afterwards. They've normalized stochastic violence and don't see what it has to do with them.

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@nikicaga “Brooklynite landlord” seems like a massive clue about the nature of this person’s own involvement.

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@annethegnome @JacsKrakrs1 @Spontyyy Just understand that you're not doing this in a way that might even be capable of positive resolution. An attorney can write a letter to attorneys at your workplace, who will then strongly advise the company to come up with a solution that fulfills their legal obligations.

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@EliLake The cartoon, by itself, was crude, obnoxious, and generally indefensible. However, I think many people found Megan McCain's statement that a crude political cartoon fat-shaming her personally was "the most anti-Semitic thing [she'd] ever seen" rather incendiary, and rightly so.

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@CSMFHT oh no

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@Abschiebeboss @Ahmed_UTC2 @orwell1290 @derJamesJackson Oh so then wouldn’t anyone say it? “oF cOuRsE a mUsLiM sAiD iT” drooled from a slack jaw is not the flex you think it is.

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@dieworkwear @AshleyRindsberg We are totally furious that you do not exercise immense diligence in what we imagined your role to have been and not at all furious that we saw you first on Twitter and now you have translated writing things on Twitter into greater success in writing things for a wider audience.

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@myhairisblue @Allure_magazine I don't go out of my way to defend people from allegations of cultural appropriation, but this looks like a lot like a blatant attempt to profit from a fabricated shock at a naive yet contextually understandable remark, and ma'am that would be a vile and disgusting thing to do.

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@ZachWeiner Also the realization that the funny and harmless joking about furries actually doesn't really look funny and harmless when you're watching just slightly more malicious people targeting endogenous minorities for harassment.

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@MattStamper8 @Frostinthepines I believe that what he's saying is that he heard Christ's message more clearly and felt ashamed of the pride he had once taken in condemning others on the basis of cherry-picked verses detailing laws that Christians do not actually obey rather than loving his neighbor as himself?

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@davidfrum We should give them a cool name like "Griftriders" to help them self-identify.

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@mixielot Let's also remember the Filipinos who sold them into slavery and the institutions of slavery that persist in the Philippines to the present day. Where did you get the 1914 date for this image? It's from the Bain News Service collection at the Library of Congress, but undated.

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@DanRather And - get this - a caring and sensitive father.

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@ded_ruckus @BlakeGa53596725 No, it does not, because land is a finite nonperishible resource. It would not be plausible that someone seriously engaging the question, even after suggesting that what landlords provide is a ��service’, would make such a comparison. Go on and have fun but you’re not serious.

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Quoted tweet is prompt.

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Those who were troubled by the spidery appearance of domestic robots would throw bedsheets over them; many homes were haunted by these pale, shambling fabric ghosts

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@yeetgarf @pixelatedboat That is the most purely Garfield parody of Garfield I have ever seen.

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@JimLaPorta @realDonaldTrump I will take "unexpected and hopefully unintended evangelical dog whistles from CENTCOM" for $400, Alex.

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@CombatCavScout @maxjrosenthal @PortlandPolice I always store my rifle magazines in bags containing rags soaked with gasoline stuck into nearly empty mason jars because of course. Bonus question: name a type of paint for which gasoline is not a solvent.

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@vers_laLune If those were Jonah Hill's boundaries, then those boundaries would prevent him from dating a woman who was a model and a surfer. They didn't because they aren't. These 'boundaries' are Jonah Hill attempting to control her behaviour after starting a relationship with her.

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@forthrighter This valuation is meaningless. One needs to consider both the relative scarcity of silver at the time and the purchasing power of the currency. They’re determining the value of the base metal at current prices which is 🤷‍♂️

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@Finalsandw1ch @spurtmagoo Just in case there's any lack of clarity, "child brides" do not in fact have tens of thousands of years of history to back them up as a useful tool for building cohesive societies.

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@JudiciaIreview @thechosenberg Dude intending to marry a woman announces that he will not be honest with that woman about what he thinks about her idea of not having sex with him, which “low key” makes him angry, but will nonetheless act nice to manipulate her so he can still have sex with her? Just pure yuck.

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@AstuteCFO Can you elaborate on how Hamas “could not have planned to attack [the] rave”? What made it impossible for Hamas to deliberately target the rave?

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@LMartinezABC Look at that. Even brought down to earth and photographed from a dozen paces away, it's still stealthing its little heart out.

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@daphlawless @souljagoytellem This is exactly correct and does not matter to a great many people because it kills the vibe of the fun they are having with an election in which a small minority of people alive today actually voted.

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@vers_laLune All those personal boundaries of Jonah Hill's are about how she may act and what she may do. On the face of it the end part sounds heartfelt and reasonable but I think you should listen to the women saying they've seen this one before.

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@elliecohanim @yashar Yes the openly gay Iranian celebrity reporter supports the theocratic regime that exiles him from the land of his childhood and family and would murder him if he returned. You absolute failure of an pretend diplomat.

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@KevinRothrock Ukraine is accusing Ukraine of the same thing. Except in their version it was S-8 rockets. Light high explosive rockets, range about 4 kilometers or so.

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#BREAKING : Video reportedly of Ukrainian attack helicopters striking oil facility in Belgorod, across the border inside Russia

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@jowyang @tjkeitt How did "that's not a bad idea" get listed as violent language in a way that you took seriously? Why is aggressive expansion of the core concept a perennial feature of these sorts of things and yet somehow not massive red flag?

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@nktpnd Just remember to ask yourself to question your sources. Are they really what they seem? You might not know what they're feeding you.

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@Seamus_Malek I'm starting to imagine IDF public affairs as being some guys in an office somewhere who just go through a huge dump of unsorted photos every day and make up captions for them.

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@SwiftOnSecurity I think it needs to be emphasized that the driver in the blue Porsche was able to see that the driver of the white car was looking the other direction and the oncoming traffic, hesitated, had time to think, and then almost aggressively failed to anticipate the timing of the turn.

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@robinorbit @elizabeth_joh @Popehat Reading between the lines there, it looks like they went ahead and followed the full safety protocol from the get-go. Patient arrived intubated with serious disease. They always assumed it was Covid-19 or worse. Shouldn't be necessary to close the school.

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@SevaUT @IRHotTakes Strong “we saw you from across the stars” energy.

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@RaheemKassam @AP @JimLaPorta @JamesOKeefeIII I'm concerned that you might not understand what "getting ratio'd" is.

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@TEStoneWrites “Fellas is it gay to promise to never again bring destruction upon your creation”

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@juliaioffe The "Matt Taibbi used to be a good journalist" takes are not a signal that people know they are sending. Although, to be fair, perhaps Matt Taibbi did work beyond cosplaying as "cool gonzo journalist" that I'm unaware of.

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@BretDevereaux He's been corrected. He deleted all the tweets where he argued with the person correcting him, so we know he knows. He's left it up. He'll probably post it again in a few months.

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@feelsdesperate @whstancil @mtsw He paid her eighty million dollars in damages because lol a jury in America looked at the evidence and concluded he was guilty lol. Sad to watch grown men unable to survive outside of their cooperatively invented emotional support fantasy worlds. Feels bad man.

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@Bershidsky The short version is that Putin's regime will collapse if he can't take Kyiv.

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@CraigKellyMP @pixelatedboat It's like some crazy mixed-up world where a Member of Parliament can try to score magic internet points by comparing something he heard about on the internet with another thing he heard about on the internet and just fail awfully and just completely humiliate his entire continent

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@ferencdv @laraseligman Just to make sure I am keeping track, the Nimitz is now re-de-redeploying?

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@touchmoonflower I think that you’re saying something very insightful about the profound existential necessity of social acceptance that risks getting derailed by an idyllic imagination of life without antibiotics as “safe and easy.”

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@JosiahHawthorne That seems a very opaque document to be sending home with a first grader. I think he would have had to have missed A LOT in class this week if this is about ducks and he doesn't know. Maybe it's a random compare/contrast topic sheet from a compare/contrast unit?

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@CNN @wolfblitzer Oooh, @seanhannity 's gonna be mad.

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@matthewjsinger @KenDilanianNBC He's not actually a legal reporter per se. He's an experienced national security reporter and former foreign correspondent. But I think even a layperson should know better than to represent the letter's "report about the report" in such fashion.

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@DavidLat @HoganLovells @WSJopinion If she thinks her role as an equity partner was weighing on an all-hands conference call for women in the firm with "Roe was wrong, states rights, you brought it on yourselves, and by the way I'm especially glad that black women can't have abortions," I can see why she was fired.

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@L0rdShrekmyman @IRHotTakes To be honest I think the model is grossly inadequate to the task of anything approaching realism, which we should all know in our hearts, but is obfuscated by the fetishization of individual events, persons, and weapons systems.

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@Mangan150 If you believe that Bill Gates has been giving you health advice I mean I guess sure but if you think he's interested in epidemiological interventions then also sure but if you're older than Bill Gates isn't it time to stop trying to be cool on the internet?

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@nycsouthpaw How bad a lawyer do you have to be to lie to the FBI. Like I don't even care which one of them is lying I'm just amazed.

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@duns_sc0tus Okay but your response doesn't teach me anything at all, whereas her tweet let me know that the idea of an anarchist bookstore is viable enough to survive in her community. Sorry, her tweet with its incorrect belief is more valuable than yours. Feel free to fix this by explaining

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@ThanosDione_ @Abschiebeboss @Ahmed_UTC2 @orwell1290 @derJamesJackson If the self-proclaimed Volksdeutsche can’t tell themselves apart from cretins that’s on them I think.

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@feelsdesperate @whstancil @mtsw “yOu’Re tHe ReASon” I sob as I vote for trump because people hurt my feelings on the internet when I defended Trump who I totally didn’t vote for but now I will, now I will, you’ll see, you’ll all see

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@AndrewJalbert @kylegriffin1 Seriously. How could you work in and around politics and the Federal government for so long as a lawyer and not know the text of the Constitution by heart.

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@ellegist @recursus It sort of is. He’s not conceding the emotional impact of the swim test on the animals and you’re not conceding that this is orders of magnitude less horrific than the described experiment.

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@ontheninthfloor “I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. Thimble cars dumping night slag at the Geneva works in Utah.”

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@yashar @JennaElfman I know you criticize them Yashar but no other organization in the world works so hard to help sociopaths achieve self-actualization.

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@DanLamothe @hughhewitt It's a hell of a thing to say after twenty years of watching the military try to train local forces in Iraq and Afghanistan

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@postingtwink @disco_socialist Yeah, don't sleep on the suburbs as an alternate "out of sight, out of mind" destination for marginalized peoples. French cities have a reputation for this IIRC.

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