It's really annoying to learn the 12 days of Christmas song is literally all birds. Idk why I didn't notice this before. The golden rings and maids milking are nicknames for birds. He's a fucking bird autist
ironically one of the worst things to happen to mental health is mental health awareness. 90% of you niggas need less awareness. You niggas need mental health ignorance. you need delusion and compartmentalization awareness
this is a hilarious conspiracy theory bc the level of mastery is such a foreign concept to modern people it doesnt even seem real. No, this is what happens when you are an apprentice from the age of 8 and have no television or twitter to distract you for 30 years
my favorite part of american (western) culture is when kids get to college and think they know everything then get like zealous political fervor. It's kind of endearing like aww you're having ideas now. thats so cute. did you learn that in the fake city we made for kids your age?
I know you're trying to be like the morally upstanding online egirl who posts her cleavage regularly, but it's literally one of the most common requests to make a wish in fact they have to have an explicit policy about it
Nuclear energy literally most effective and green option and you are actively harming the environment by shutting them down bc of misinformed kneejerk hippie bullshit
Today, on the last day of 2021, 3 more nuclear reactors will be shut down in 🇩🇪 Germany & in 12 months the last 3
Nuclear energy is expensive, causes CO2 & pollution (e.g. uranium mining), severe accidents & there is not a single repository to store the waste for 1 million years
the funniest part about this is, its actually not something you can really be mad at but for this reason I assume women will hate this more than AI porn
if you think a girl who films herself cooking with a balayage is going to be a trad wife you are in for a rude awakening. how do yall fall for this pornographic wholesomeness
she orders take out every day. filming yourself cooking is so contrived
I know it will be hard for you to get this, but if you cant appreciate a girl being a silly goose because she's been with a toddler all day, then you're literally homosexual
I'm not a design expert but I think people are going to be attracted to CosMc's branding because of the fact that they're going for anything at all aesthetically. at a meeting someone said "hey, how about we make it look like something instead of nothing?!!!"
“When the shit knocks on your door, let’s see what kind of comments you be expecting”
Go to any IDF base and you’ll see black, white, Asian, Jewish, Muslim, Christian Druze soldiers - all fighting for our country.
Hamas targets all of us, so why should we be united? 🇮🇱❤️
let me give you men a bit of advice–that I never follow myself–but it would save me so many issues: Never make jokes at the expense of your gf even if you think they have the cognitive ability to recognize its a joke. They could have 160 iq and still not get it and still be mad
Australians are the kindred spirit of the American. It's a shame they're so far. It's like when you and your bro are put on separate sides of the class bc you're too powerful together
you cannot tell me that the reason half of these women have shitty skin well into their adult years and need a "skin routine" is because of these gross ass makeup products
its herbivore eyes. It makes them look easily predated upon. We used to like more big eyed predator women (eyes closer together). Now we ostensibly like big eyed herbivores.
We used to like female lioness, now we like deer
brown rice is not only disgusting, its not good for you. idk how an idiot convinced people that this was healthier. There's a reason after literal thousands of years of rice agriculture no culture ate brown rice until like 20 years ago
I will never forget the last time I went to a shrink (male) and he was like "okay I like you kid, you remind me of my son so Im gonna give you some good advice. Dump your crazy girlfriend and make more money" Then he never asked me to come back. realest nigga ever
Oh this is fun. I know a lot of y'all don't know this but a lot of Protestants barely consider Catholics Christian. Sort of like how y'all feel about Mormons or Jehovah's witnesses
Don't fade. You have to use emojis with women. They gave you the translation faces for a reason. Save yourself the hassle. Read this thread. This is what you're dealing with
These tiktoks where women ask their boyfriends and husbands and how often they think about the Roman empire is funny to me bc I can't fathom how women's little brains wouldn't think about it daily
trump literally was the funniest person on the planet for the four years he was president only competition was Alex Jones. Youre COPING if you think otherwise
Does anyone else find it hilarious how many like dating tips for women there are to keep a man, when we literally all know it's just "cook well" and give bjs?
I just dont see how anyone can be techno-optimist about neuralink. Youre going to get your fucking childhood memories paywalled. I literally cannot come up with anything this does except create a cyberdelic hellscape
I fear for the amount of you who think he's "fake laughing" he's not "fake laughing" you retards with zero emotional intelligence, it's a mix of surprise and amusement. This isnt a comedy bit, he just thinks its a surprising cute thing for his wife to do
It's not structural racism you moron. Its supply/demand. If they put the whole foods in the hood every single one of you idiots would start bitching about gentrification like y'all did about the one in Harlem
I am genuinely concerned for how many of you think this is toxic behavior. You are allowed to have boundaries. He even acknowledged they might be unreasonable to her so he is not the right partner for her.
This is not possessive and he's literally not even being aggressive
This is from Sarah Brady - Jonah Hill’s ex - this is manipulative, abusive bullshit.
SHE IS A SURFER AND SHOULDN’T…post pictures of herself in a bathing suit? WTF.
What a tiny little man.
OMMMGG the bull is HERE!!!!!!
Lizzie double ovulated this month and Eric booked in his flight on suuuper short notice to strike while the irons hot! 🥵🥵
He fit the bill puurfectly, has great genetics and is very excited for his lucky day
He will be a first time father, but,…
I think the most reddit I could possibly be would be to tell people that "blood is thicker than water" is actually a misquote and the true quote "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" is the true quote and means the exact opposite of the former