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@vers_laLune

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Director of Rizzononics | Takes artistic liberties with reality | NFTs | Crypto | Ideas | @versandlukas podcast | pronouns: king/master/sir

Austin, TX
Joined March 2011
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
How the average boomer will respond to deep fakes
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
8 months
this is why he was caught lackin. goofy ass
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Archaeology & Art
8 months
Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria posing as a mummy in Cairo, Egypt, 1894.
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
It's a low level enemy with a speed and strength debuff. You can ignore them like the ghouls in New London Ruins
@JCAndersonNYC
Jason Curtis Anderson
6 months
There’s a Fentanyl addict at the top of the stairs at the Broadway-Lafayette stop with a F*CKING BATTLE-AX in his hand. 🪓
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
5 months
It's really annoying to learn the 12 days of Christmas song is literally all birds. Idk why I didn't notice this before. The golden rings and maids milking are nicknames for birds. He's a fucking bird autist
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
oh the whole world is learning about Black Hebrew Israelites. New Yorkers been hearing this on the subway for 40 years lmao
@raphousetv2
Raphousetv (RHTV)
1 year
Kanye West supporters praise kanye and the holocaust & also praise Hitler
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
Honestly if he died with his head in a condom drowning in coke and mentos I can say confidently he would have negated MLKs legacy
@JakeSucky
Jake Lucky
6 months
IShowSpeed out here risking life or death for some coke and mentos
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
5 months
ironically one of the worst things to happen to mental health is mental health awareness. 90% of you niggas need less awareness. You niggas need mental health ignorance. you need delusion and compartmentalization awareness
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
I hate to tell you this bro, but if she cheats on someone with you, I guarantee she will cheat on you too
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 months
When I already ate 6 mozzarella sticks but there are three more
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
this is a hilarious conspiracy theory bc the level of mastery is such a foreign concept to modern people it doesnt even seem real. No, this is what happens when you are an apprentice from the age of 8 and have no television or twitter to distract you for 30 years
@gracetrustfall
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@Earstohearyou My money’s on it being Medusa > “hand carved” sculpture
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
g a m e o v e r
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
9 months
bro he ripped it the long way and barely struggled. what the actual fuck
@The_W_Coleman
William Coleman
9 months
I’ve never seen a physique like this before, unfamiliar with his story. Wild. Impressed, intrigued.
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
bro imagine getting destroyed in a debate with a homeless guy when you were trying to be a turbo lib for tiktok
@GRITCULT
Grit
1 year
Honestly this exchange is hilarious. Watched it a few times now. Feels like it’s out of a comedy sitcom fr.
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
10 months
they literally taught you this, you werent paying attention.
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
my favorite part of american (western) culture is when kids get to college and think they know everything then get like zealous political fervor. It's kind of endearing like aww you're having ideas now. thats so cute. did you learn that in the fake city we made for kids your age?
@chrisdmowrey
Chris Mowrey
1 year
2024 will go just as well for you as 2022 did. Good luck. 💙
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
couldnt make this up if I tried
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA its so fucking over
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
I know you're trying to be like the morally upstanding online egirl who posts her cleavage regularly, but it's literally one of the most common requests to make a wish in fact they have to have an explicit policy about it
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Ash
6 months
How are people so porn brained to think that a 13 year olds biggest wish while facing death would ever be to have sex
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
found out my bf was watching porn so I sent him a snapchat of me fucking his friend bc i thought he would like that but he got really mad
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
4 months
Girls are really cute sometimes
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
Nuclear energy literally most effective and green option and you are actively harming the environment by shutting them down bc of misinformed kneejerk hippie bullshit
@alex_avoigt
Alex
2 years
Today, on the last day of 2021, 3 more nuclear reactors will be shut down in 🇩🇪 Germany & in 12 months the last 3 Nuclear energy is expensive, causes CO2 & pollution (e.g. uranium mining), severe accidents & there is not a single repository to store the waste for 1 million years
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 months
the funniest part about this is, its actually not something you can really be mad at but for this reason I assume women will hate this more than AI porn
@JackPosobiec
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
3 months
⚡️4chan has launched a new AI tool Its purpose is to put clothes back on e-girls and remove tattoos It is called dignifAI
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
if you think a girl who films herself cooking with a balayage is going to be a trad wife you are in for a rude awakening. how do yall fall for this pornographic wholesomeness she orders take out every day. filming yourself cooking is so contrived
@oldstocky
ol’ stocky ⛳️
1 year
Is this too much to ask?
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
4 months
I know it will be hard for you to get this, but if you cant appreciate a girl being a silly goose because she's been with a toddler all day, then you're literally homosexual
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
4 months
Girls are really cute sometimes
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
5 months
please dear God let this be successful so we can move away from refinement culture branding
@jaytholen
Jay Tholen
5 months
I'm not a design expert but I think people are going to be attracted to CosMc's branding because of the fact that they're going for anything at all aesthetically. at a meeting someone said "hey, how about we make it look like something instead of nothing?!!!"
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
they really let people die in hospitals without seeing their families and are like "whoops" two years later
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
9 months
just dont understand how anyone cannot like him
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
honestly just leave him in the water. How you get KO'd by a fish bro? I'd take the slap then just take a fucking bite out of it raw
@crypto_bitlord7
Crypto Bitlord
3 years
Got slept by nemo 😂
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
7 months
HOW ARE YOU GETTING CHIRPS OUTSIDE AT A MILITARY BASE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. FUCK WE WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS
@yaelbt
Yael Bar tur 🎗️
7 months
“When the shit knocks on your door, let’s see what kind of comments you be expecting” Go to any IDF base and you’ll see black, white, Asian, Jewish, Muslim, Christian Druze soldiers - all fighting for our country. Hamas targets all of us, so why should we be united? 🇮🇱❤️
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
what a latina do to a mfer
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Saucy
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
10 months
let me give you men a bit of advice–that I never follow myself–but it would save me so many issues: Never make jokes at the expense of your gf even if you think they have the cognitive ability to recognize its a joke. They could have 160 iq and still not get it and still be mad
@thechosenberg
rosey🌹
10 months
It’s over for this guy
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
5 months
this chart actually disproves the existence of bisexual women
@fernydyke
ms. andrist
5 months
and yet
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
Australians are the kindred spirit of the American. It's a shame they're so far. It's like when you and your bro are put on separate sides of the class bc you're too powerful together
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
ITS HERE. ITS TIME BROTHERS
@GASLIGHTER_
chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache
3 years
oh fuck
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
8 months
I need to refine this theory, but the anglo / med divide is based on if you want your girl to look like a baddie in public or dress modestly
@redactedrain
rain
8 months
Nah bro you didnt deserve that
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
7 months
girl math is when you tell them they hurt you and they start crying so you have to apologize to them instead
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
9 months
you cannot tell me that the reason half of these women have shitty skin well into their adult years and need a "skin routine" is because of these gross ass makeup products
@cctvidiots
CCTV IDIOTS
9 months
My mind is officially blown
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
4 years
The fuck is wrong with women
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
7 months
When ice melts in your cup does it overflow?
@properal
Properal🤘
7 months
If the climate deniers get their way the arctic ice will melt and sea levels will rise to levels not seen since 65 million years ago.
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
never had sex. never will
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
9 months
its herbivore eyes. It makes them look easily predated upon. We used to like more big eyed predator women (eyes closer together). Now we ostensibly like big eyed herbivores. We used to like female lioness, now we like deer
@teethofangels
babe ross
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If you don’t see it, you’re lying
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
if youve ever been homies with people who have chiseled chins and perfect hair you know definitively that this is bullshit
@Atomheartrabbi1
Retired Gimmick
6 months
@gyarufem Women don't want the chiseled chins and perfect hair they want medium ugly men with hobbies
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
kanye been complaining about those contracts for weeks, then realized all he had to do was be publicly anti-semitic. 5d chess lmaoooo
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
you ever think about how we say "based" like ppl in the 70s sad "groovy"
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 months
brown rice is not only disgusting, its not good for you. idk how an idiot convinced people that this was healthier. There's a reason after literal thousands of years of rice agriculture no culture ate brown rice until like 20 years ago
@moongrudge
three jeans
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i’m gonna be real. brown rice is fucking heinous. i can’t do it anymore dude. i’m prepared to risk it all for a white rice lifestyle.
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
5 months
@PurebloodSavage Bc I'm not autistic enough to know golden rings or drummers drumming were bird references
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
we have officially reached the point where you cant trust video anymore
@TedsLittleDream
TedsLittleDream.eth 🧸
2 years
Bro wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 months
I have never felt so emasculated in my life. what a fucking chad
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Dallas Texas TV
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North Texas man is wanted after driving motorcycle from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
whoever figured out how to get libs to explicitly shill for big pharma deserves a nobel prize or something. brilliant social programming.
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
5 months
I will never forget the last time I went to a shrink (male) and he was like "okay I like you kid, you remind me of my son so Im gonna give you some good advice. Dump your crazy girlfriend and make more money" Then he never asked me to come back. realest nigga ever
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
5 months
you need a little god complex and to get your bread up
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
Oh this is fun. I know a lot of y'all don't know this but a lot of Protestants barely consider Catholics Christian. Sort of like how y'all feel about Mormons or Jehovah's witnesses
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
There's no such thing as coincidence
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
Even without porn teenage boys are and have always been teenage boys
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
Seeing Americans learn about Argentina being racist in real time on twitter. I'm crying 😂😂
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
If I say something, promise you won't get mad
@FowlClaytoris
Fowl Hockey Dad Szn
6 months
I found my worst nightmare. I can smell the patchouli through this
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
8 months
Don't fade. You have to use emojis with women. They gave you the translation faces for a reason. Save yourself the hassle. Read this thread. This is what you're dealing with
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@paularambles
“paula”
8 months
men will send texts like this without a second thought
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
This is literally just being latina
@AncestorAligned
𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 𝓑
6 months
The slutification of trad style is in full force 🤢
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
Lukas has spent 4 days in limbo bc he refused to delete this and he literally got the appeal through. Im crying
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
other parts of the country get mormons or jehovahs witnesses, nyc gets black hebrew israelites. same thing really
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
7 months
honestly, this is so reasonable Im shocked. You should not be taking girls to any of these places for the first date
@mymixtapez
My Mixtapez
7 months
List of restaurants women refuse to go on a first date at is going viral 😳📝
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
do not enter lifelong commitments with people who demonstrate they have low integrity. Life lesson from ole vers
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
8 months
These tiktoks where women ask their boyfriends and husbands and how often they think about the Roman empire is funny to me bc I can't fathom how women's little brains wouldn't think about it daily
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
trump literally was the funniest person on the planet for the four years he was president only competition was Alex Jones. Youre COPING if you think otherwise
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
this is king shit and if I was president we'd kick the snitch out midair
@pepsibong
Pepsi 2003
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Just took 6 Benadryl
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
9 months
@hamachiV2 his laundry
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
10 months
Does anyone else find it hilarious how many like dating tips for women there are to keep a man, when we literally all know it's just "cook well" and give bjs?
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
they took two of the ugliest people I have ever seen and made them hot. disgusting
@halterofilosofo
Giovanni Rolla
1 year
First pics of Brad Pritt as Jean Paul Sartre and Eva Green as Simone Beauvoir in upcoming biopic
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
this of course being the best pic from the laptop
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
@wantedkapital I'd be like "same kid" take a drag of my cigarette and throw it in the mile high sloppy toppy pile
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
this is what you get for morally signalling. this isnt hallmark bro. white people smh
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
5 months
you need a little god complex and to get your bread up
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
we tell men to stop watching porn, then we need to have a serious conversation about women and true crime shows/podcasts.
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
4 months
Watching new gen kids do sports is so insane. They just do video game shit like it's real bc no one told them it was a meme
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
my favorite part of twitter is when someone says an obvious truth then theyre harrassed by ugly people for 24hrs
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
we used to be a country
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
9 months
@schizarella her boobs are magical and you can never take that away from her
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
I just dont see how anyone can be techno-optimist about neuralink. Youre going to get your fucking childhood memories paywalled. I literally cannot come up with anything this does except create a cyberdelic hellscape
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
bugmen are the enemy. Gm brethren
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
a literal princess talking about herself being oppressed is peak woman
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
Literal super athletes getting heart damage from vaxx
@bitcoinzay
Isaiah Jackson
3 years
This is wild!!! Tried to share it on IG and look at the message lol We really are living in 1984. 😞
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
I feel like 90% of jobs are fake
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
4 months
I fear for the amount of you who think he's "fake laughing" he's not "fake laughing" you retards with zero emotional intelligence, it's a mix of surprise and amusement. This isnt a comedy bit, he just thinks its a surprising cute thing for his wife to do
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
your body should not be falling apart in your 30s. this thread is gross
@SarahKomedy
Sarah K.
2 years
Everyone treats their 30s like their 20s until they suffer The Injury
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
10 months
@ShakthiJ I agree with him. chad
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
It's not structural racism you moron. Its supply/demand. If they put the whole foods in the hood every single one of you idiots would start bitching about gentrification like y'all did about the one in Harlem
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
placebo effect works, even if you know it's a placebo. This basically means you can bend reality to your whim bro
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
5 months
have none of you been to a stoplight party before? It doesnt realy work. whatever you do, dont wear green, you will get no pussy
@Horned_Sphere
Horned Sphere
5 months
I’m sorry but this is clever asf
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
10 months
I am genuinely concerned for how many of you think this is toxic behavior. You are allowed to have boundaries. He even acknowledged they might be unreasonable to her so he is not the right partner for her. This is not possessive and he's literally not even being aggressive
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celia
10 months
This is from Sarah Brady - Jonah Hill’s ex - this is manipulative, abusive bullshit. SHE IS A SURFER AND SHOULDN’T…post pictures of herself in a bathing suit? WTF. What a tiny little man.
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
9 months
bro every time I think it cant get worse
@dillondanis
Dillon Danis
9 months
Rif Raf?! WTF I’m done for the night
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
THEY REINSTATED MY ACCOUNT
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
as I was saying, we will see first marijuana toxicity death this decade
@PotHeadBK
Weed & tings 💨
2 years
Wyd after smoking this? 💀
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
if youre bored, reading the quote tweets from women is really a great time
@thehill
The Hill
3 years
JUST IN: Senate panel votes to make women register for draft
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
you could watch movies on your ipod 17 years ago. Yall dont have a grasp of time and it shows
@oneplus
OnePlus
2 years
Imagine explaining the sentence "you can watch movies on your smartphone" to someone 20 years ago
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
3 years
this concept extends to everything. the patriarchy was always other women
@SierraWhiskey9
SierraWhiskey
3 years
10,000%
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
gynocratic trampoline fascism is coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it
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Šimon Svatoš
2 years
Sheeeesh
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
6 months
Calling him "the bull" has perfectly encapsulated what kind of coomer breeding kink shit this is better than I could have articulated
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STELA
6 months
OMMMGG the bull is HERE!!!!!! Lizzie double ovulated this month and Eric booked in his flight on suuuper short notice to strike while the irons hot! 🥵🥵 He fit the bill puurfectly, has great genetics and is very excited for his lucky day He will be a first time father, but,…
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
4 years
"no, sorry, I can't be in a relationship right now, I'm really focused on getting exploited by capital and denying my maternal instincts"
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
2 years
they think walls work now, interesting
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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
1 year
I think the most reddit I could possibly be would be to tell people that "blood is thicker than water" is actually a misquote and the true quote "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" is the true quote and means the exact opposite of the former
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