Ash @H1TWOM4N Twitter profile

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Ash

@H1TWOM4N

2 months

Queen Honeycomb the first

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Ash

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3 months

Dawg…

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Ash

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1 year

Thinking about that guy who challenged all the witches on TikTok to hex him so he could prove magic isn’t real and every time he updated saying his life was going fine, witches would get so upset they weren’t able to kill a man with their mind like Professor X

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Ash

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5 months

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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Ash

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9 months

Posting that Joker (2019) passes the bechdel test and Breakfast at Tiffany’s doesn’t until I’m removed from the feminist movie group

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Ash

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11 months

There is a whole online industry growing that is creating content to make men feel like shit about their ability to be loved, be in relationships. When you see a video like this you need to remember that the desired outcome is you resenting women and feeling insecure.

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Wow

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Ash

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11 months

He loves his massive wife

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Ash

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7 months

Someone: Ai is terrible and will ruin the world Me: haha yeah *moves all the AI generated photos of Steve Harvey being chased by monsters to a hidden folder*

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Ash

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7 months

Gollum was just vibing with the ring in his cave for like 500 years because he barely ever wore it and nothing bad happened so like let him have his hobby??

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Ash

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1 year

The fact that people freak out about pedophilia being normalized due to the lgbtq+ “slippery slope” is incredible to me when in 1975 an article referred to 12 year old Brooke shields as "a sultry mix of all-American virgin and nascent whore"

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Ash

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1 year

Just loaded Andrew Tate’s save

Andrew Tate

@Cobratate

1 year

As a man, you get to build your character. Life is like a video game. I’ll never understand why most people decided to play the game weak and dumb.

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Ash

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6 months

The funniest thing about the Star Wars prequels is that Padme dying from a traumatic twin delivery is entirely plausible and yet she had to die of a broken heart ??

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Ash

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4 months

UberEats just called me a “valued eater”

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Ash

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6 months

When American leftists get mad about people from other countries being invested in their politics I just want to remind them of this

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Ash

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1 year

I forgot the funniest part which is that his supposed immunity to magic caused a conspiracy theory that he is a powerful warlock

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Ash

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8 months

r/raisedbynarcissists I (14m) visited my father (48m) recently after years of no contact due to him being a narc, and it turns out he only sent for me because he needs someone to pilot a robot.

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Ash

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5 months

When the doctor starts asking me questions that could get me sent to the psych ward

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Ash

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6 months

Only eating mayonnaise from a jar to avoid upsetting twitter users

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@RyanRadia

6 months

This guy is inventing new forms of cultural appropriation

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Ash

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Tahira

@IsitTahira

5 months

Quote with anything from your notes

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Ash

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5 months

A woman

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Ash

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1 year

Not to be dramatic but any adult guy who flirts like this with teenage girls should face a firing squad

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Ash

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7 months

Every day I think about the video of a gay couple with a pristine home who got a “micro pig” thinking it would be a cute piglet forever and are now living with an absolute heifer of a pig but love her so much they just work around her

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Ash

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1 year

So funny how this kind of thinking is completely divorced from actual long term romance. The stuff my grandparents did to care for each other in elderly age as their health deteriorated (gladly, because they loved each other) would make you puke probably

IronFemme Ingri 🟨🐍🟨 CSCS

@IngriPauline

1 year

Your husband should never see you poop pop zits pluck any hair on your face beside an eyebrow do a face mask wax your bikini line see you in an outfit you would be embarrassed to be seen in by anyone else and a bunch of other gross fundamentally human stuff WHY?

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Ash

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1 year

Lmao

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Ash

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10 months

True crime YouTuber: As sad as this child’s death already is, it’s even more tragic when we consider that he can never experience what it’s like to play Raid: Shadow Legends

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Ash

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9 months

Average dm request

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Ash

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7 months

Me after smoking the strain that makes me think civilians having water isn’t a human right

Sarah Silverman

@SarahKSilverman

7 months

@MarciaBelsky Oh fuck yeah I took that down I put it in stories from someone, realized it was a mistake to post in the stoned fury of wondering where the hostages are in all this madness. NASA gave Sally Ride 100 tampons.

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Ash

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1 year

The funniest thing about meds is when you stop taking them out of curiosity for a while to see if you are actually crazy and for a while you feel great and then one day you are like why does everyone in this grocery store HATE me

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Ash

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8 months

This is the kind of thing a ghost would show you in a memory montage on Christmas Eve to explain why nobody is coming to have dinner with you tomorrow

EJ Rosetta 💚🖤💜

@ejrosetta

8 months

My twin came to visit so I’ve passive aggressively dressed in TERF colours. Yes, to annoy them. 💜🤍💚

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Ash

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1 year

Me after 1 marijuana

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@jordanbpeterson

1 year

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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Ash

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8 months

(Threateningly) I promise to find you in every lifetime

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Ash

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11 months

A woman saying she doesn’t care about income would not be included in this video because that would undermine the goal, which is to farm men’s alienation from women and fear of being alone for shares and engagement. This content is designed to make people feel like shit.

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Ash

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8 months

Chris Chan’s harassers when their years of gaslighting and undercover troll girlfriend operations ended horrifically

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Ash

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7 months

Crazy to think if you are found dead in a ditch somewhere 1 month later some 35 year old women with a podcast will be detailing your autopsy report after an unnecessarily long hello fresh ad

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Ash

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3 months

If GRRM isn’t able to finish another book in A song of ice and fire the series will end with Daenerys having diarrhea in a field which I guess is kind of funny

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Ash

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6 months

Stardew valley residents need to face a real challenge for once, “I could use a pepper for my recipe :(“ have you ever faced loss, have you ever seen death

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Ash

@H1TWOM4N

5 months

Black mirror episode: sir you need a loicense to watch bbc news so we are taking your car bruv

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance

@FalconryFinance

5 months

The whole country lives between wallet inspections

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Ash

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6 months

How are people so porn brained to think that a 13 year olds biggest wish while facing death would ever be to have sex

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Ash

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4 months

You are getting visited by 3 ghosts very soon please be ready

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Ash

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11 months

In the same way women’s beauty brands advertise by making women insecure about things, these tiktok accounts exist to make men feel like losers so they will buy some pdf or course on how to “grind better” or be an alpha male. It’s just insecurity farming.

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Ash

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1 year

@KinganiRates This would make it funnier

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Ash

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7 months

The uncanny valley of pretty autistic girls is funny because your own parents won’t notice for ages but every mean girl you encounter will notice immediately before you even start talking about bionicles

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Ash

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11 months

:)

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Ash

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6 months

My boyfriends answer to the “would you still love me if I was a worm” question was that he would buy me an expensive tank and set up an iPad so I could watch videos

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Ash

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11 months

Sending my Johnny Depp fan mother images of him I’ve photoshopped to look ugly and she never catches on

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Ash

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7 months

Years ago a verified Chinese model with lots of followers DMd me like “you are very big in China 😊” and when I asked why she never responded

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Ash

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10 months

I should have bit the bullet so this young girl didn’t have to…

Brizz-Chan (Mr drive)

@billybrizzle420

10 months

This girl is so unbelievably fucked

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Ash

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1 year

It’s actually crazy the amount of old household name bands that were having sex with 13 year old “groupies” during this time and nobody batted an eye because despite what people tell you, we have actually progressed when it comes to protecting children from being sexualized

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Ash

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1 year

Buying slutty clothes from depop is kind of embarrassing because you know she got dick in this dress and now she is passing it to me with grace like a weary old king giving me his crown

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Ash

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3 months

Need the Dwemer wheelchair

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

4 months

The Playa Crawler is a kinetic sculpture that uses the Jansen linkage mechanism to walk

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Ash

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3 months

You ever see a video that gives you such a rush of dopamine that you feel dizzy

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Ash

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3 months

This was so smooth it knocked the wind out of me

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8 months

Winning the culture war by making glaringly fake articles and dangling them in front of my idiotic followers like jingling keys in front of a baby

Kaguya’s Top Gal

@hayasaka_aryan

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we won

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Ash

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7 months

He didn’t even want power he just liked it as a statement piece of jewelry and it was the only nice thing he owned like he should have been allowed to just play with it in the cave forever

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Ash

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3 months

@FTwanaki I don’t control what people send to me

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Ash

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1 year

Manic pixie dream girls left screaming crying throwing up as the bimbo wins the skinny frail bird man

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@ThePopTingz

1 year

Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet are rumored to be dating.

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Ash

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1 year

Say what you want about how satanic modern society is but we don’t have published articles where a 12 year old Brooke shields is posing naked (yes this happened) or articles calling 12 year old girls whores.

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Ash

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4 months

5 liters of beer per day with the lads, pure living it up in seclusion, just reading books and doing garden work while half cut

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Ash

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6 months

If your president is so powerful he can bomb a country just to say sorry for getting his dick sucked then yes people will pay attention because we are scared of war and conflict

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Ash

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5 months

The only correct way to deal with tv loicense people

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Ash

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9 months

Listening to my boyfriend talk about the political intricacies of his Stellaris play through

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Ash

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1 year

It’s so common that children don’t realize they are being sexually abused until they are given sex education either from school or a book in this case. The twisted and perverse idea that it’s “grooming” for schools to educate children about their bodies just enables predators.

Society of Secret Library Friends

@sslibfriends

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A 10-year-girl in Delaware picked up “It’s Perfectly Normal” while at the library with her mother. When they came home, she showed her mom the chapter on sexual abuse and said, “This is me.” She was being abused by her father, and it was the first time she’d spoken about it.

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Ash

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5 months

You will be hearing from my lawyers

Andrew (digi)

@andyohlbaum

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Excited to announce v(1.0) of Digi, the future of AI Romantic Companionship, for IOS and Android 🤖 Site: Twitter: @digiaiapp A quick thread on features, and where we go from here (1/13)

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Ash

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4 months

Trying with all my might not to sound excited when someone says they saw a mouse in their house…wow that’s awful…did you see where he went. Does he have a little hole

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Ash

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Ash

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1 year

Punished for my jests, my little shenanigans. Held accountable. It simply won’t do

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2 months

If this becomes a Tiktok trend we are going to be seeing a lot of That scene in Hereditary style deaths

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Ash

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1 year

Skyler White if Breaking Bad was scripted by the fan base Skyler: you are cooking meth? Walter: Yeah, to provide for our family, you stupid whore Skyler: That is very smart, you are so sexy my wonderful husband [Skyler removes her top and starts playing with her huge jugs]

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Ash

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@iryelin Does this tweet seem particularly serious to you

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Ash

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6 months

This man knows his priorities

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Ash

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Got the anime hoe top

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Ash

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1 year

“You are so mature for your age Frankie”

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Ash

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1 year

A guy made an excel spreadsheet of my tweets from the month to determine if I was worth dating or not, one of the categories being “fuel for hatefucking”

Mimic S. Elboim 🎲🔥 Author & Tarot Reader

@msElboim

1 year

Got any juicy para-social relationship stories? 💽

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6 months

Refreshing to see a “tweet resurfaced” post about a celeb that is just a guy being a dude

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

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Social media users have resurfaced an old Travis Kelce tweet.

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Lmao

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Intern: So this is the meme we decided to post Biden: Well hahah well uhhh (eyes unfocus) get the President in here he will love this

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

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Just like we drew it up.

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🤓

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Ash

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1 year

Incredible opener tbh

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Ash

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7 months

I’m never leaving twitter because you can post Steve Harvey being chased in the woods and get deeply serious responses like this

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Ash

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10 months

There is something borderline sexual about the way Elon’s reply guys love him like we are a month away from him selling his used socks

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“Look for the helpers” - Sorry Mr. Rodgers they are airstriking the helpers now

Quds News Network

@QudsNen

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Here's the vehicle of the World Central Kitchen's four international team members who were killed by an Israeli airstrike targeting them last night in central Gaza.

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Ash

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Hmm yes let’s surround this delusional person who shouldn’t be on the internet without supervision with undercover haters gaslighting him about reality, I think this might help!

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OwO

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5 months

Huge titty loyal wife of 20+ years please stay away from me. Please do not cradle me in your soft arms

Rx Redpill

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Your daily reminder to avoid marriage.

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3 months

Every weekend the guy upstairs invites like 4 other guys over and they just rap along to stuff like Limp Bizkit until 3 in the morning

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Ash

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8 months

Men: Margot Robbie is ok but kind of mid in my opinion, needs bigger boobs Meanwhile, women’s crushes:

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Ash

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1 year

Dignity and beauty goes out the window when stuff like cancer or old age hit, and you should hope that your partner won’t get the “ick” because you are vulnerable and sick.

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Ash

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I love my bf so much it makes me cringe like I’ll say “do you want some tea honey?” and there’s a voice in my head like “lol, nice job being gay”

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@davescaler Nobody is perfect

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11 months

If a couple asked me to be their third for the night at a bar I’d be like yes :) but when I got to their house I’d start running around on all fours and knocking things down like a dog having the zoomies. They would have to call the police

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Ash

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2 months

The first person who saw a mushroom and thought “It would be cute if a mouse or a fairy lived in this” had a once in a universe brain

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1 year

0 Charisma 0 persuasion looking ass

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8 months

These people literally told him his (troll) gf had died in a fire and then had a guy call him like “she’s alive and in bed next to me 😏 ” - sustained cruelty to a very lonely person for years by people who either wanted him to harm himself or be driven to harm others.

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My boyfriend showing me how his Stellaris playthrough is going assuming I’m not interested (but actually I’m very interested because I love him)