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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

This or nothing

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

1 month

"Are you a beach person or a mountain person?" - I'm a horrible person, next question pls

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Bhai mujhe nahi aana vaapis Mumbai😭😭😭😭😭

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

24 days

Some of us already have personality, we go to work only for the money 🙏🏻

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@SaurabhJejurkar

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Unpopular opinion:- Remote work harms your personality development 🙂

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Mere religion ko bura mat bolo nahi toh mai misogyny support karna shuru kar dungi, samjhe ki nahi🥺

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@dipalilyy

2 months

Dheere-dheere lag raha hai Prateek itna bhi galat nahi tha🤷‍♀️

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

'So where do you see yourself in 10 years ? ' - hopefully in a beach town running my own cafe

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

You telling me that someone who looked like this when he was younger has had zero female interaction???? Be FR😭😭😭😭

Naks..!

@oyenakss

4 months

Tata sir 🗿

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

a hindu

@ahindu_

5 months

India is the best country for women and indian men are most civilized towards women.

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

It's honestly funny how people who sit in AC cabins for 8 hours a day accuse people who work 10+ hours everyday doing some or the other form of manual labour in inhuman conditions (for meagre pay) as not being hard-working enough

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@theadityadas

4 months

A rich person's understanding of poverty in India still baffles my mind

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Started working out - put on 8 kgs of weight, got a nice skincare routine that has gotten wonders for my skin - now acne free, scored a 99.5 in CAT despite messing up the paper(and a perfect 100 in verbal) and most importantly - finally started getting comfortable in my own skin

Jacy, LPC

@ATMwithJacy

5 months

BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Some of y'all just haven't seen actual India outside of your privileged bubbles and it really shows

satan’s girl

@fakeanisha

5 months

If you’re incapable of making money at this time, you’re dumb. Look around you, there are so many opportunities, freelancing, and investment options, and you still complain.

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Bro you literally run a glorified chai tapri, it's not that deep chill

Anubhav Dubey

@tbhAnubhav

5 months

We are not looking for office employees working 9 to 5. No, not at all. We are making f**king Army here.

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

22 days

IDK every time I see a girl posting smoking media, it's always filled with hate/advice comments from incels. Never when men do it - I post smoking media all the time - but the only one when it got hate comments was when a girl was involved

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@asapismyjesus

23 days

Saree , sutta aur bigass pimple

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

😭😭😭😭

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

1 month

Went to a date where she pulled this out

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

This is Kolukkumalai Sunrise point in Suryanelli (near Munnar). These pictures do no justice to how it looks IRL

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

I've eaten this, and this shit slapsssssss trust me

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@snskritinaruka

3 months

Bas yahi dekhna reh gya tha 😭

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

I should get points for self-deprecation

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Girl really said akon haikon?

aarikomban

@jinjinjakkadi

2 months

@facistmodiishot who tf is akon?

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

I'll be there in my finest italian cut suit

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

GUYSSSSSSS, I scored a 99.46%ile in it omfgg😭😭😭😭🥹🥹

charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

XLRI walo, please don't judge me on the basis of my XAT score - I took it under the influence of dolo 650, D-cold total and red bull (and some nicotine)🙏🙏

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Bhai wtf is CFA L1 candidate supposed to mean??? Hume kyu bata raha hai ki tu exam de raha hai, pass hone k baad bata de na. Mai bhi apne Linkedin bio me CAT exam giver daal du toh tujhe acha lagega?

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

Shot not on iPhone (Pixel 6A ftw) Mobile photography, it's your time to shine:

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@aaraynsh

4 months

Shot not on iPhone. Mobile photography, it's your time to shine:

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Worst genre of Twitter users ffs

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

They need to make these books a compulsory read at every elite institution

khushi 🎈

@sameoldfluff

5 months

45% students in an IIMA classroom vote that economic inequality in the country is fair 🫠 k*ll me now do it do it

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Fuck it, seee

charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Resisting the urge to show twitter my fit pics from the trip🥲

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Marr jaunga par NMIMS me admission nahi lunga

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

1 month

I will come back and quote this dad bod with a ripped one in 4 months lesgoo

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

@1c3dc0ffe3 Okay so I do this when I know for a fact that someone has texted me to get something done (and I'm not very eager to do it)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

10 days

For some reason, this one pic of mine I got in December goes so hard

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Okay, so deets here. We basically stayed at the Tentgram hostel - and they helped us with jeeps and stuff for the trek. And Suryanelli is 30 odd km from Munnar (share jeep or rickshaw is available). (Lol, not a promotion for the hostel but our experience was vv nice)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Happy Maha Shivratri x Women's Day to everyone 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

All the best to the IIM profs who are taking my interview today - bhagwaan unhe mere answers sunne ki shakti de🙏🙏🙏

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

I lovee this one shirt of mine

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Political opinions have to be on the same wavelength (a non negotiable at this point)

Sanskriti

@snskritinaruka

5 months

Mention one unwritten rule while dating you.

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

Imagine having access to 8k rupees as a fully grown adult and choosing to spend it on lollapalooza early bird tickets WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING THE LINEUP??????!!!???!!

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

26 days

On today's edition of date fits, we're dressing up as pretentious art bf✨

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 years

this shit gave literal nightmares in my first year of engineering😭😭

indianhistorypics

@IndiaHistorypic

3 years

1954 :: Students at I.I.T Kharagpur Solving Engineering Drawing Exam Paper. Many Engineering Students Practiced ED & MD by Lighting Bulb Under The Glass Sheet #EngineersDay

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

7 days

Praying for Tinder's downfall so at least these cringe-ass subtle ads stop🙏🏻

sehaj

@sehahaj

7 days

told my Tinder match i have a terrible cold and look what he sent 😭

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

CAT is fucked, now to plan B - kisi ameer baap ki beti ko patana 🙏

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

Cope + seethe + cry harder + end up a mediocre ass despite the privilege and then blame reservations for your incompetence 🔥😍

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@itsash2480

3 months

bhai log chamar hone p proud kyo kr rhe hai ?????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@charismaakapoor

2 months

I should wear knit polos to the office more frequently

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@nimitrkaushik Anivarya (compulsory)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

@_montelukast Pixel 6A

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

Context - Her name is Dhrumi 👍 (truly a wonder why I haven't been banned from this app yet😭😭😭)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

IMO the real test of someone's sense of humour will always be how hard they can make someone laugh without using jokes of a dark or sexual nature

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

@malalaormalaika It's so weird to even know what language the other person speaks, most of the time on bumble - you only see their initials. People really do be riling up on anything

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

1 month

White shirts loml🫶🏻

charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

I lovee this one shirt of mine

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

@Roguetton Not the own you think it is lol

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

1 month

how I dress irl (best hits c.2023)🐼

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@onlykansss

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how I dress irl 🪽

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

1 month

Notice how we used the 'slut' word for someone plainly talking about her preferences post marriage. Do you know what a slut means? Or do you just call every woman that?

dictator surya ☀️

@surya_feels

1 month

If she's not taking your surname after kanyadaan/marriage then her middle name will also be her father's name & not yours . Always remember fellas , If she is not proud of taking your name after marriage then she is unworthy of marriage . Never marry such feminist s!uts .

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charisma kapoor

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29 days

POV - Your friend/co-worker goes back to his dad's business after getting tired of corporate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

Instagram reels will have you believe that every cafe in Bandra is a hidden gem

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

@oyenakss Hum to straight hai vaise but you get the point 😭🤣

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

If I become a parent some day, I'll ensure to give my kids enough attention so that they don't end up retweeting their own tweets on the internet🤪

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

@fishbiriyani Ahaha, no need to feel that. I mean one cannot choose the circumstances/privilege they're born into - but one can atleast acknowledge their own privilege and not give out blanket statements like OP

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

Finally broke things with this toxic situationship😭😭😭😭😭😭🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

9 days

Compliments about smelling good will always be my favourite genre of compliments

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

The day I get rid of my dark circles, its over for y'all

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

If I had only 1 minute left to live - I know what I'd be listening to🙏

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@realitysuckksx

4 months

do you ever get obsessed with just one part of a song, like one tiny little bar, and you love that part so much that you want the whole song to just be THAT part????

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

@jonesyoutubejt I've got better people to listen to (SZA, Metro Boomin, Taylor Swift and AR Rahman)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

uninstalled hinge I’m going to find love the old fashioned way (getting my watch stuck in someone's dupatta)

Disha

@dishaarawal

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uninstalled hinge I’m going to find love the old fashioned way (sending pokes on facebook)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Not sure if it's too much of hustle culture or just good ole' Dunning Kruger effect, but it's problematic

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Umm, also - no hate on chai tapri walas obviously. They are the loml (have saved me on many occasions from caffeine and nicotine withdrawal)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

1 month

This page was just testing waters with the initial posts, before it finally pulled out the weapon of mass destruction 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

Had one of the most insane nights on the weekend which included meeting a cutie who came w her bestie in a club, scoring a date with her(w her bestie's approval), getting free drinks from uncles, and us climbing over her society's gate at 5 am in the night cuz our cab broke down

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

A mentor just advised me to try look a bit boring for my MBA interviews, cuz I don't come off as a consultant????? Bhaii wtf😭😭😭😭😭

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

22 days

Haa chutiye pata hai smoking is bad etc etc, but we indulge after knowing the risks - tu konsa fit and fine ho rakha hai jo online advice de raha hai to feed into your superiority complex

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

1 month

My bestie got me this and it instantly brought back years of summer memories omgg

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

@ijustBbeing I'd build a shrine around this🥵

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Shock your followers with epic facts - I am Marathi (yes lol) - I'm left-handed - I wanted to be a frontline war journalist when I was a kid - I can name fun trivia/stories on almost every topic - I love everything that is served with pav (and samosa pav > samosa)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

I have a smoking (media obsession) problem

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Bonus - View from the place we stayed at

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

I diddd!!!!🥰✅

charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

Will I kiss someone underneath the mistletoe this Christmas? 😔

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Sharing my skincare routine (I do understand a lot of folks won't be able to pay loads of money for skincare - I'll add a simpler list as well) Will also add CAT prep tips (VARC only, not an expert in the others) Apologies for the delay - Kerala has been keeping me quite busy :)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

24 days

Love the days when my pants perfectly cuff on my sneakers

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Nvm she has a boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Ek twitter user par bohot jorr se crush aa raha hai😭😭😭😭😭

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

Aaj corporate majdoor apni weekly office visit par hai👨‍💼

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

Humbling experiences should be a part of life - important for character development 🙏👍(I double texted someone)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

Bro if you got ready to pay for the food and drinks of a random girl in a club just because she looked at you in a certain way, sorry to say but you deserve to be scammed😭😭😭😭

ruchi kokcha

@ruchikokcha

4 months

This is Priyanka Tyagi, a social media influencer with 1M followers on Insta. She is giving a tutorial on how to trick a guy into falling for you just to pay your bills. The reel has 4.3 million views. Imagine the outrage If a guy talks about doing this kind of a thing. Our law…

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

@crypt0communist only one of these leads to an end to suffering

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

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@mooomriver1011 Literally this

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

It's perfectly fine actually, some people bloom later in life and some are just plain unlucky in love. Would any day take someone like this over people who jump from one relationship to another to fill a void

Sandipan ⚡️

@sandiipann

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“I’ve never been in a relationship before.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 years

Every Marvel movie ever made🤭

AlltimeMovies

@AlltimeMoviesYT

3 years

What's the most overrated blockbuster movie? 🎥

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Guess who just manipulated their sister into thinking that she absolutely needs to have a pair of Sambas, and that should be the only b'day gift she asks from me (knowing fully well that she won't wear 'em to office, leaving me to be the de facto owner🥰)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

👍

Bhavik Modh

@Bhavik__18

3 months

Guess who?

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

Left the matrix finally🥳

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

Dude's probably never had a woman open up to him about her experiences with men here (or probably never had a woman in the first place)

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

3 months

@mayurbhoii They look too similar to BAPE STA, and they can even feel like knock-offs of that sneaker to people who don't know the brand

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

28 days

Just saw someone drinking sugarcane juice in the sun while smoking marlboro advance, and I kinda ... get it ig???

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Never owe your siblings money - lesson has been learnt 👍🏻

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

5 months

seems like I messed up the timelines, I assumed for some reason that CAT results came out in Jan this year, they came out in December actually

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

8 months

Look at this impromptu ganpati my sister made (in like 10 minutes????) So cutee😭😭

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

1 month

Your daily reminder to not follow back accounts without checking their likes/RTs and political leanings no matter how cool/cute they seem to be

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

26 days

What did I do wrong guys?😔😔😔

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

Bro really said pls wipe out half a million people so I can seamlessly view my daily GRWMs and dance reels in peace 🥺🥺

Prii 🌙

@pearlboro

2 months

bro wipe out the pa!estine once it for all I'm fed up of watching those reels and stories, my entire social media algo is fucked up because of them

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

2 months

colleges where you will meet real life super villains: Any college with an active debating society/MUN society 🙏🏻

rat boy

@lonazeppelin

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colleges where you will meet real life super villains: - stephens - jai hind - manipal - christ university - IIT Bombay - any IIM - BITS Pilani - NMIMS - whistling woods - amity

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charisma kapoor

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Was just talking to this girl I met recently about food places in Old Bombay (Sion, Dadar etc) since she'd just moved back from the Philippines. I told her you should pakka try out Gurukripa, Sion. She says my father literally owns Gurukripa wdym😭😭😭😭

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charisma kapoor

@charismaakapoor

4 months

XLRI walo, please don't judge me on the basis of my XAT score - I took it under the influence of dolo 650, D-cold total and red bull (and some nicotine)🙏🙏

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