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sehaj

@sehahaj

1 month

only thing i'm attached to is my reflection

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

dude tells me he can't be alone with his thoughts so he listens to music all the time. apparently one time he had to walk 15 mins home and forgot his earphones so he just sprinted so he wouldn't have time to think. he's so real

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sehaj

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3 months

why is my mom acting like this on the family gc lmaoo

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sehaj

@sehahaj

4 months

sex is a very intimate and sacred act remember, your body is a temple, and you shouldn't be sharing it with anyone who is an engineering student.

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sehaj

@sehahaj

2 months

hello sharks, today i am asking for a forehead kiss

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sehaj

@sehahaj

3 months

shy guys w glasses, science degrees, messy hair and no hoes wyd on 14th feb

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sehaj

@sehahaj

4 months

wtf is this

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sehaj

@sehahaj

2 months

ended things w a dude and he texted me this out of nowhere😭

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sehaj

@sehahaj

4 months

UGW is ungrateful wretch

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sehaj

@sehahaj

4 months

the worst dude you know is doing engineering

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sehaj

@sehahaj

7 months

BRO MY DAD WILDING

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sehaj

@sehahaj

2 months

cmon babe some casual hand holding won't ruin our friendship

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sehaj

@sehahaj

4 months

he kept it real

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sehaj

@sehahaj

3 months

?????

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

how do i become the kind of person who studies regularly so im not absolutely suffering right before my exams? does it require some sort of surgery or is it all genetics or what

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

do yall remember when 10th graders used to dump their bf/gf because "boards aa rahe hai". crazy times i cant lie

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

needed

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

one time i was going through my twitter crush's likes, and he had liked a tweet that said "need a girl so crazy she going thru my twt likes" and i was like damn we soulmates fr

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sehaj

@sehahaj

8 months

no way i'm talking to this guy about cheating and i'm telling him how i can't believe people do it it's evil and he's like yeah i never had it in me but my friends did it a lot and that's okay turns out he's been talking about academics and i've been talking about relationships

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sehaj

@sehahaj

4 months

guy breaks up w my (bisexual) friend bc he can't be official since he is "traumatised" by his (bisexual) ex gf. my friend was sad but she downloaded hinge, and today got a like from this guy's ex gf. they have a chance to do the funniest thing possible

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

people rly say "it costs 0 money to be kind" as if its financially draining to be a hater

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

this what my dad said to the worm question guys

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

asked my mom why she married my dad and she said "we were best friends and roz fight karte thhe humne socha chaar logo ki zindagi kyu kharab karni shaadi ek dusre se karlete hai"

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sehaj

@sehahaj

21 days

me and my guy bestf

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

was on my first date with this guy i met on Tinder and saw this on his backseat (guy said this helps him in grocery shopping)

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sehaj

@sehahaj

8 months

so real bhai

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sehaj

@sehahaj

3 months

one time i went to goa w my parents and we forgot sunscreen & we could only find spf5 so we all got horribly tanned except my mom. we later found out that it was bc she had spf50 but it was an expensive cosmetic cream so she was using it secretly...the betrayal

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

that one time my friend's ex cheated on her with 5 other women and one of them created a gc, added all the women and plus us (bec we were friends with him) and sent over 100 screenshots and this is us finding out

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sehaj

@sehahaj

3 months

on the flight, air hostess asks guy "veg or non veg", he says "i prebooked asian vegetarian meal", she says "okay sir let me check". he asks what's there for non veg, she says "butter chicken" and he goes "ok can i have non veg" bro gave up his principles immediately

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sehaj

@sehahaj

3 months

men will hit on you without shame with their wife in their dp

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

i was at this party and talking to a dude, so i ask "what do you do?" and he answers "family business". so i go "you got that generational wealth huh" and he says "yes, and it can all be yours if you let me hit" at least he was honest

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sehaj

@sehahaj

2 months

these kids selling stuff on the street are wild. i was walking w this guy and this kid kept trying to get him to buy a rose for me and he said no and the kid goes "kyu? kya aapko lagta didi sundar nahi hai?" bro the manipulation tactics 😭

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sehaj

@sehahaj

7 months

my boss is ruthless

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sehaj

@sehahaj

1 month

this guy's hinge profile the best i've ever seen

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

this guy telling me about how he kept losing keys to his flat so now they basically don't lock the flat anymore and close the door just like that. and i've realised this is how men deal with problems

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sehaj

@sehahaj

22 days

told my Tinder match i have a terrible cold and look what he sent 😭

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

that one time i was going through a breakup so my mom put me in my place👍🏻

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

my sister was walking into her entrance exam hall and my mom said "don't be stressed- you're my sher" and she went "meow"

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sehaj

@sehahaj

10 months

my fav gender is men who are down bad

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

we were sitting around and studying pharmacology and one guy gets up and goes "itna nahi yaad rahega, mar jaye patient, sorry"

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

told this guy he's just like the rest of them and he says "no they're all like me i'm the leader"

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sehaj

@sehahaj

3 months

the most whorish man you know claims to be a loverboy

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sehaj

@sehahaj

20 days

my worth in my family:

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

girls only want one things and its someone who lets them complain about every single detail of their day

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sehaj

@sehahaj

2 months

men these days fr asking for way too much

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

bro this girl told her parents she's in mumbai for work but turns out she's in mauritius with her situationship of 8 years

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sehaj

@sehahaj

1 month

plan A: strong independent woman plan B: ro dungi

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

that girl who tweets 8 times a day will provide for you

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sehaj

@sehahaj

7 months

whoever said pondicherry was safe needs to hear about the amount of creepy experiences i've had in 2 days with men here. i'm literally from delhi and i've never experienced this on such an extreme level

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sehaj

@sehahaj

1 month

my guy friend's hinge conversation lmao

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

said it before will say it again- concept of attendance makes no sense if a student is passing their exams. attendance is made compulsory by teachers who know students won't attend their lectures voluntarily because they're bad at their job.

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sehaj

@sehahaj

2 months

i hate non-STEM students (they did nothing wrong im just jealous they have the time & energy to pursue their passions and hobbies)

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sehaj

@sehahaj

2 months

i'm most attracted to men who are scared of women and pull zero bitches

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

men

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

matched w two guys on hinge, they both told me they live in mumbai but come to pune sometimes (where i live) and i ghosted them, today morning both texted that they're on the way to pune, what are the chances they're in the same friend group?

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sehaj

@sehahaj

3 months

my roman empire is men that get too nervous to talk to you bc they think you're so pretty

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

save me cute tall cat loving cse studying emotionally available twitter shitposting boy save me

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sehaj

@sehahaj

9 months

i'm in pune & zomato guy just called and he was speaking v fast i didn't understand i said "bhaiya mujhe marathi nahi aati" and he said "ma'am mei toh hindi mei baat kar raha hu" i want to die

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sehaj

@sehahaj

7 months

attendance so bad our micro lab caught on fire today and people used it as a distraction to mark their previous absences as present instead of running for cover

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sehaj

@sehahaj

1 month

guys be like "i'm batman" and this is their batmobile

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sehaj

@sehahaj

13 days

in my first week in pune (new city to me), i was miserable. then through a friend i met these two random girls and went to their house for one night to escape the hostel. we ordered butter chicken and watched a movie and they asked if i wanted to live with them so their rent+

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sehaj

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

automatic response

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

friend matched w a guy on bumble and it turns out they have a ton in common (where they're from, where they live, things they like) and he just mentioned a relative's name (rare name) and it turns out she has a relative with the same name so they might be cousins 😭😭😭😭

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

fake cricket fans

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sehaj

@sehahaj

1 month

2 messages in is crazy

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sehaj

@sehahaj

12 days

um

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

need a guy who has pulled zero bitches so i can make him watch mean girls, listen to taylor swift and teach him all the makeup product names

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

this guy asks my friend "where you from?" she goes "it's embarrassing" he says "noida?", she said "no it's worse" and he goes "greater noida!?"

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

talking to this guy and his advice to everything is "don't think about it" this is how men solve their problems

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

my friend used to get her brows done, call her bf and show him and he said "wow it looks slay" every time. then one time she told bf she's going to get them done, came back, video called him, he goes "damn they're done so perfectly" and she said "the parlour was closed"

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sehaj

@sehahaj

7 months

my dad is too real bhai

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sehaj

@sehahaj

4 months

one time i was talking to my ex bf on facetime and i asked him "are you even paying attention" and he said "ofc i am babe why would you even say that" and i said "because i can see the reflection of your chess game on your glasses"

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sehaj

@sehahaj

7 months

this exam cycle has made me realise mujhe bade hoke trophy wife hi banna hai

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sehaj

@sehahaj

4 months

found my sister's old chats with a guy and she is BRUTAL

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sehaj

@sehahaj

3 months

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

peak college was when i went to my friend's flat and asked why there was no Harpic and how did they clean the toilet so they told me they just used Himalaya Face Wash bc they were too lazy to buy Harpic

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sehaj

@sehahaj

3 months

my guy friend just sent me his conversation w a girl

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sehaj

@sehahaj

8 months

me and who bhai?

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sehaj

@sehahaj

7 months

my friend had a crush on this girl that another guy also had a crush on and he knew they used to talk on call after school, so he started calling the other guy after school & keeping him busy on the phone so they wouldn't talk, anyway neither of them dated her & they're bffs now

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sehaj

@sehahaj

4 months

fit check

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sehaj

@sehahaj

4 months

pune people wilding😭😭

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sehaj

@sehahaj

30 days

I don’t know who needs to hear this but CHEETOS MASALA BALLS are available on blinkit!!!!! 😭 😭 😭

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sehaj

@sehahaj

1 month

most pressing question in my family gc rn

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sehaj

@sehahaj

17 days

at this point whoever wants to fix me can give it a try

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sehaj

@sehahaj

28 days

me fr

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

my maid was so kaleshi one time my mom came from work and asked where i was and she said that i'm probably in my room looking at myself in the mirror because that's what i do all day

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sehaj

@sehahaj

9 months

chalo all set for today👍🏻

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sehaj

@sehahaj

3 months

dated my ex for 3 years and the most shocking part of that relationship was when i went to his house for dinner and his nani put sugar in his dahi (that he ate with daal) because "that's how he likes it" it was grounds for breaking up

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sehaj

@sehahaj

6 months

when i was lil my mom used to feed me & i said "im full" & she said "just last two bites to make sure you're really full" then she said "one" then another spoon "two" & then "one" again so i said "but we already did one" & she said "no silly that was two" gaslighting a baby

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sehaj

@sehahaj

5 months

this girl told me that her two friends told her today that they have been exclusive since the past 6 months. but she kissed both of them (separately) in this time. both of them told her not to tell each other😭 i love pune

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sehaj

@sehahaj

7 months

okay saw this guy wear a T shirt saying "karma" to go to the eras tour movie with his girl because "karma is my boyfriend" i need to rizz up a swiftie man fast before i go for this movie

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sehaj

@sehahaj

7 months

my friend said "she so pretty i didn't even enlarge my window while talking to her on facetime"

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sehaj

@sehahaj