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I’m just here to make 80% of the people laugh and 20% of the people cry. I confess, I steal memes. PHD in Snarkology and Masters in Infotainment

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If my math is correct, I have 2 hours to take down my tweet or Trump’s alleged Pastor and Boebert’s alleged boyfriend is going to sue me. Allegedly. I’ve decided that I’m gonna call his bluff. The tweet is staying.
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JUST IN: Tennessee Republican Rep. Scott DesJarlais is 100% anti-abortion Except that one time he asked his mistress to have an abortion in 2012 Oh yeah and the two times his wife did have an abortion
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NEW: George Clooney’s documentary about the Ohio State Sexual Abuse cover-up starring the GOP pedophile protector Jim Jordan will air on HBO in the last week of September. Perfect.
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BREAKING: FEDERAL AGENTS are now executing SEARCH WARRANTS on Trump’s false electors.
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BREAKING: Twitter has suspended the account of Alexey Navalny’s widow, Yulia Navalnaya. She just created the account yesterday, when she announced she would continue the work of her husband. If you were wondering who’s side @elonmusk is on.. Now you know.
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JUST IN: The DOJ now says Mark Meadows must comply with the January 6th committee subpoena.
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NEW: Lauren Boebert has been reported to the FBI for her death threat tweet about Biden.
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JUST IN: The Congressional Investigation into Jared Kushner’s sketchy $2 billion investment fund gift from Saudi Arabia has officially begun.
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BREAKING: The Oregon Supreme Court has just ruled that the 10 Republican state senators who staged a record-long walkout last year to stall bills on abortion, transgender health care and gun rights CANNOT run for REELECTION.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk’s $44 billion purchase of Twitter has just been blocked by a shareholder lawsuit filed in Delaware today.
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Chuck Schumer should tell Mitch McConnell that Democrats will pass his bill to protect his Supreme Court immediately after republicans agree to ban assault weapons. Not a second before.
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BREAKING: A former Russian KGB spy says that Russia “recruited” Trump and groomed him to be an asset for over 40 years.
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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton, Mueller and the FBI have been fully EXONERATED in the Durham investigation. No charges will be filed. They will not be locking her up… 😏
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Mark Meadows former secretary has notified him that she will no longer use the lawyer she was provided for by Trump, has attained a new attorney and will now be cooperating with the 1/6 Committee. Uh-oh..
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Gym Shorts Jordan hasn’t been on Twitter since George Clooney announced he has agreed to air the Ohio State Sex Abuse Cover-Up documentary on HBO yesterday It’s already working! 😂
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BREAKING: The January 6th committee is planning to release Ted Cruz’s emails with John Eastman. Let the good times roll.
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JUST IN: Ted Lieu and AOC have sent a letter to the Senate asking them to open an investigation as to whether Supreme Court Justices Kavanaugh and Gorsuch lied under oath during their confirmation hearings.
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NEW: The January 6th committee has testimony that Matt Gaetz did ask Trump for a pardon.
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BREAKING: Former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows will no longer be allowed to vote in North Carolina after being caught voting in Virginia.
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Walmart is dropping all MyPillow products Have a nice day 😂
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Remember when Secret Service Director James Murray announced he was retiring 2 weeks ago? Now we know why.
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JUST IN: The FBI arrested Tennessee Republican State Rep. Glen Casada and his former chief of staff Cade Cothren at their homes this morning over an alleged bribery and kickback conspiracy scheme. Another day, another GOP crime..
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JUST IN: Greg Abbott’s border stunt has destroyed $240 million worth of food. It’s all rotten. Just like Abbott.
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NEW: A former Russian KGB officer confirms Trump has been a Russian asset since 1987.
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JUST IN: Sen. Elizabeth Warren is demanding an investigation for the $2 billion Saudi payout to Jared Kushner. (For helping cover the murder of Jamal Khashoggi)
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BREAKING: Letitia James was seeking at least $250 million in damages in the Trump Org lawsuit She’s now seeking at least $367 million in damages Excellent.
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I’ve said this before (and got suspended for it) and I’ll say it again; @BrettFavre is a welfare stealing cunt.
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Hall of Fame NFL quarterback Brett Favre says that when Donald Trump was President, America was in a “better place.” Do you agree with him??
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JUST IN: It’s 100 degrees today in Odessa Texas and the city just told its 122,600 residents that they could be without water for the next 48 hours. That’s what decades of voting in a Republican government will do for you.
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I’m with her 👇
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BREAKING: HOUSE REPUBLICANS are THREATENING to NOT SHOW UP for Jim Jordan vote and make Hakeem Jeffries Speaker How’s your Saturday going?.. 😏
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Don’t worry America Canada will keep records of the American History that Republicans are trying to erase. We got you. Love 🇨🇦
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BREAKING: Censure Of Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Been Formally Introduced In U.S. Congress 👏👏👏
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Dear Black Ohio Voters: This is Jim Jordan’s duck shaped map. You know what to do next.
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BREAKING: The UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT has ruled against Alabama’s REPUBLICAN drawn Electoral Map that was challenged by black voters as racially discriminating I’m shocked.
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JUST IN: Trump’s strip mall legal team misses Supreme Court deadline to fight civil immunity from Jan. 6 lawsuits 😂😂😂 Let the lawsuits begin!
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NEW: Canadian law makers are debating giving refugee status to Americans seeking refuge from political and social violence Cuz America is now a 3rd world country
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My favourite memory of Nikki Haley is that time she stood beside Mike Pence at the state of the union and tore up Trump’s speech.
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BREAKING: George Santos’ father attests that neither he nor his aunt owns any home or property that could satisfy the $500k bond. WTF is going on here?
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So.. The Russian CEO that paid $9000 for Trump’s autographed shoes, Roman Sharf, is a former VP at Deutsche Bank? The world leader in money laundering. Shocker.
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BREAKING: Trump canceled a rally in Arizona because his campaign was too broke Can this day get any better? #TrumpIsBroke
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BREAKING: Boebert. Lauren Boebert finishes 5th in straw poll at first GOP primary debate in her new district 😂😂😂
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Multiple secret service agents have now corroborated Cassidy Hutchinson’s limo testimony Crazy what happens when the photo and video evidence arrives..
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The $4.3 billion that Greg Abbott burned at the border could have fixed the Texas power grid.
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BREAKING: The Arizona Democratic Party just voted to CENSURE Kyrsten Sinema. I LOVE IT!
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BREAKING: The United Farm Workers Union has just endorsed President Biden’s reelection bid, praising him as an “authentic champion for workers and their families.” 👏👏👏
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Trump didn’t cancel his rally in Iowa yesterday due to bad weather He cancelled it because nobody showed up
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For some of us, it’s no surprise that Trump is a rapist and a pedophile
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For some us, it’s no surprise at all that Bill Clinton will be named in the Jeffrey Epstein files. We said it a long time ago but they labeled us conspiracy theorists. There will be lots of names you’ve never heard of and the IC collected info on them. Pedophiles belong in…
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Trump expected 50,000 cult members at his WACO KLAN RALLY. 2000 showed up. Less than any Friday night high school football game in Texas. He’s a total loser.
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BREAKING: Truth Social Has Until July 24 To Clean Up Its Act Or Close Up Shop And if Truth is shut down.. Trump has to pay $300 million back to investors I love this for him
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JUST IN: Kyrsten Sinema has announced that she is still opposed to gutting the filibuster on any topic including on reproductive rights. Because thats what Koch is paying her for.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk is no longer Twitter’s largest shareholder. The Vanguard Group has just announced it has now accumulated a 10.3% stake in Twitter, making it the largest shareholder.
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Remember last time Trump went to Scotland?
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JUST IN: Liz Cheney says the January 6th committee has enough evidence to refer Trump to the DOJ, but the committee is split on whether or not to send it. What’s the point of the committee if they don’t send it?
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JUST IN: Almost 300 GOP State legislators are implicated in Trump’s attempted coup.
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BREAKING: A United States Postal Worker in Dallas has died of heat stroke on the job 6 days after @GregAbbott_TX signed a bill repealing heat protections for workers
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BREAKING: Arizona GOP Chair Kelli Ward and her husband have both received fake elector grand jury subpoenas.
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JUST IN: Bennie Thompson says requests for presidential pardons by Republican members of Congress will be covered during today’s hearing. They’re gonna name names 😏
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BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has removed Rick Scott from Senate leadership roles. 😆🤣🤣🤣
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Facts.
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Trump has now been arrested more times than he’s been elected. Happy Tuesday America
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BREAKING: TRUMP UNDER ARREST AND IN FEDERAL CUSTODY
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JUST IN: New Evidence Shows Jim Jordan Was A Key Player In The Jan. 6 Conspiracy, ‘Complicit in Everything’ “Jim Jordan was innocent of nothing and complicit in everything that transpired that day.”
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BREAKING: Daniel Goldman got Jim Jordan’s witnesses to admit that they’ve been paid by Kash Patel.
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BREAKING: Jack Smith has subpoenaed surveillance footage from Trump’s Bedminster Golf Club You know what happens next.
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JUST IN: The FBI has subpoenaed Arizona GOP Senate President Karen Fann and GOP State Sen. Kelly Townsend for Trump-related records.
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NEW: NY AG Letitia James Issues Multiple Subpoenas To Push Ivanka Trump To The Stand At Trial Excellent.
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Ukraine is now hitting targets 200 miles inside Russia
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This is the face you make when the guy you said did the appraisal testifies that he didn’t do the appraisal
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NEW: "Over the next 50 days, we will be releasing every Republican sexual predator, abuser and enabler, focusing on underage and consent." -Anonymous Thank you Anonymous 🙏
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BREAKING: The Mayor of Ottawa just said the city is looking into selling the seized trucks from the Freedumb Truckers to help offset costs of the occupation. Brilliant. 👏👏👏
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NEW: Elon Musk is blocking internet service for US military troops in Taiwan. This is a breach of SpaceX's contract with the Pentagon. Musk is putting US troops stationed in Taiwan in serious danger.
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BREAKING: Two GOP delegates were caught trying to vote twice during a Republican convention on Saturday in Utah. They just can’t stop cheating
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NEW: George Clooney has struck a deal to air The Ohio State Sexual Abuse Documentary with HBO. I wonder who gets to play assistant coach and head pedophile protector Gym Jordan?
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BREAKING: NY AG Letitia James alerts the judge of Forbes article accusing Allen Weisselberg of perjuring himself. She wants a forensic examination of his emails. Looks like Allen Weaselberg is going back to prison. Good for him.
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BREAKING: Kari Lake kicked out of Mar-a-Lago because she's causing Trump problems with Melania That’s so awesome. In so many ways. 🤣🤣🤣
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BREAKING: Michael Cohen says he turned over the documents that Letitia James has requested from the Trump to the Manhattan DA’s office.
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This is the “home” address from which @MarkMeadows registered to vote in Virginia.
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JUST IN: Fulton County DA Fani Willis has issued 50 grand jury subpoenas and considering racketeering charges against Trump and his mob.
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NEW: The Portage County, Ohio, Fairgrounds, have denied Donald Trump’s request to hold a rally there in 2 weeks A former president denied by a fairground 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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JUST IN: Illinois State Police announced today that there will be a criminal investigation into the culpability of the father of Highland Park mass murderer Robert Crimo.
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Donald Trump turns 77 tomorrow Which means his age will soon be higher than his IQ
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BREAKING: Extremist' Group Moms for Liberty, aka Klanned Karenhood, has been hit with IRS complaint investigating nonprofit status Perfect.
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BREAKING: The DOJ is suing Greg Abbott over drowning devices installed in the Rio Grande. Excellent. They should charge him with crimes against humanity as well.
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BREAKING: A Ukrainian MP who helped former U.S. President Donald Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani search for dirt on Joe and Hunter Biden has been charged with treason Excellent.
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Jim Jordan and James Comer weren’t duped. They were doing the job Putin assigned to them. They’re traitors.
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New York is ready to welcome Trump back This went up last night I ❤️ NY 😏
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BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has been notified that he will be prosecuted for war crimes.
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This @60Minutes This. 👇
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Raise your hand if you are NOT watching 60 Minutes tonight #Boycott60Minutes 🙋🏻‍♂️
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JUST IN: Brian Pritchard, first vice chairman of the Georgia Republican Party and 2020 election denier, has been found guilty of voting illegally nine times. Shocker.
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I always bring tactical gear and zip ties when I go peacefully protest inside the US Capitol…
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BREAKING: Tucker Carlson Will Receive NO Severance From Fox News Because He Was Fired From Fox News ‘For Cause’ I absolutely love this for Tucker. If anyone deserves it, it’s him.
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Elon Musk's ex-wife Talulah Riley issued a statement denying she was procured for Musk as a 'child bride' by Ghislaine Maxwell Now you know why the GOP is defending Elon
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BREAKING: Supporters of Alexei Navalny are calling for “civil unrest” in Russia.
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BREAKING NEWS January 6th Committee to hold Public hearings all February, Tuesday to Friday, in Primetime, 8pm. Get your popcorn ready !!!
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NEW: Pastor William C. Robinson, who sexually abused child for nearly 7 years, receives probation Texas, where you can sexually abuse a child for 7 years and not go to prison, but you can and will for having an abortion. Disgusting.
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BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani got slapped in a Staten Island Supermarket today I shouldn’t be laughing this hard
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BREAKING: A new arrest warrant has been issued for January 6 Maga Terrorist, Matthew Honigford Big thanks to @SpeakerJohnson for releasing the J6 videos 😂😂😂
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JUST IN: Elon Musk’s investors have just bailed on his Twitter purchase It’s off again 😂
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7 people showed up to meet low energy Trump in Iowa That’s not a typo Numbers the likes of which we’ve never seen before?… There were singles of them! 😂
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Dear Black Voters of Kentucky: This is James Comer’s crooked-assed, corrupt, gerrymandered map. Do your thing.
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BREAKING: The UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT has ruled against Alabama’s REPUBLICAN drawn Electoral Map that was challenged by black voters as racially discriminating I’m shocked.
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JUST IN: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Marshall Law” text has been submitted as evidence in the Georgia lawsuit attempting to disqualify Greene from running in this year’s election.
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Mission accomplished. Sorry #Maga 😏
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