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Well, I just wrote every author's favorite two words. The. Fucking. End. It took nine months to birth this 111,130 word monster. There's still a LOT of work to do, but I have created something that didn't exist before. I can celebrate.

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I am 90 days sober today. That's it, that's the Tweet.

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So does anyone else not even leave the house on Black Friday?

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So is this just a thing now? Anti-vaxxers obviously pretending to shake? I've been blocking it all morning.

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There are exactly two reasons for this. Either you are a mass shooter or you want people to know you could be a mass shooter any time you wanted.

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I am six months sober today. A lifetime achievement. That's it, that's the tweet.

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Random question. When writing by hand, does anyone else cross their "7"s and/or "Z"s?

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I'm a damn bachelor, I can make a cheeseburger for breakfast, right?

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@Esqueer_ It was never about bathrooms. It was never about drag. It was never even about children. It's about banning anything LGBTQ from public life.

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@ask_aubry

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@Acyn I honestly find it amusing how much Fetterman's clothes bother them. I hope he keeps pissing them off.

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@RonFilipkowski Imagine there being one thing in the world that you love and are passionate about, and you have to cheat at it.

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Question of pet etiquette. Is it okay to rename an adopted cat? 🤔

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Who is an actor whose movies you avoid simply because they are in them? I have an extremely low Adam Sandler tolerance.

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Who is an actor whose movies you avoid simply because they are in them?

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Sure, sex is nice. But have you ever had anyone say, "I read your story and loved it"?

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Today I am one year sober. A lifetime achievement and I never thought I'd make it. Greatest and most sincere thanks to everyone who's given me support, I quite possibly could not have done it without you.

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@Reuters One bill to make it easier to give the death penalty. + One bill to make sex crimes against children punishable by death. + A national movement to make being queer in the presence of children a sex crime. = 😬

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Listen up, anti-Trumpers, even YOU can't oppose him after seeing this! 😆

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@Acyn 95% of conservatism is inventing a fantasy scenario, and then getting really really mad about it.

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@itsJeffTiedrich Except Gore won. Pause just one moment and imagine a world where Democrats actually reacted to Bush v Gore instead of just saying "Oh well, the wrong guy is President, let's go to war".

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@ask_aubry A family that demands a virginity certificate isn't going to stop with a virginity certificate.

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I don't get to bring him home until tomorrow, but look who adopted me!

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@ask_aubry Jeebus. If you want to pay for sex, hire a damn sex worker already. They're pros at this.

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@ask_aubry When I was a senior in high school, there was a required class called "contemporary world living", that covered everything from balancing your checkbook to some basic sex education. It's amazing how much I learned from that one class, it should be 4 years and mandatory.

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@ask_aubry There was not a single true sentence in that entire thing. I checked.

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@RepPfluger If the Department of Justice can do this to a former President based on solid evidence that he is a career criminal who stole national secrets and tried to overthrow the country, they can do it to you. Fixed it for you.

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@RonFilipkowski He's literally comparing Trump to God, and insinuating that some feel Trump to be superior. Totally not a cult.

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If you have one bad cop and nine good cops that don't do anything about the bad cop, you have ten bad cops.

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@OliviaTroye @MuellerSheWrote Within 12 hours, MAGAs will have whipped up an alternate reality where this guy is an outlaw hero. Count on it.

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I am getting a HUGE kick out of the people taking me seriously on this. I guess my profile picture isn't enough of a hint. 🥸😆🤣

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@ask_aubry Guy tip: If she wants to talk about her underwear, she'll bring the subject up herself. This goes for a lot of conversation topics.

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@ask_aubry If you see gay sex as a temptation to be avoided, you have a lot of experience avoiding it.

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@AZ_Brittney My grandparents were Carter supporters. He's why I'm a Democrat. I asked them once what the difference was and they told me that Jimmy Carter cared about people like us. That has always stuck with me.

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@GregCasar @MeidasTouch @GregAbbott_TX That it's "dunning-kruger times" is somehow the cherry on top.

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@whateverkc22 Public school teacher. They deserve a huge raise.

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@VABVOX "This has destroyed our beautiful daughter's confidence, and she was inconsolably crying during this whole event and continued once it was over and we were leaving." Cruelty is the point.

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People with depression aren't pretending to be sick. They're pretending to be well.

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@ask_aubry The entire Japanese schoolgirl fetish is creepy AF for more than one reason.

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@Kissmyazz24 This is an all too common control tactic. It's about keeping your partner in fear that you're going to leave them, thereby putting them on their "best behavior". 💩🤢

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@Mollyploofkins She's a woman who doesn't worship Trump.

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Okay folks, just because I'm getting some genuine vitriol, please know that this is a joke and the "Jesus" in the picture is actually Charles Manson. It's been circulated by right wingers because they haven't realized. Okay? Joke! I will now enjoy those taking me seriously.

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@ask_aubry Every anti-trans person has their own personal tale about how someone annoyed them about pronouns, but most trans people I've known put up with being misgendered all the time for safety's sake.

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@ask_aubry This is one of those "ask yourself how you'd feel" situations.

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@Mollyploofkins Truthfully, I think it's largely conditioning. MAGA especially has reached the point where one of the Leaders points at someone, declares them the enemy, and they instantly go rabid. They've been well trained.

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@RyanPinesworth I really think we'd better take a close look at the parents on this one. Jeebus Christ.

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@MuellerSheWrote Banning masturbation is a classic cult tactic. It's been used by white supremacists for at least as far back as the Nazis.

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@RonFilipkowski For people who worship the free market, they sure complain a lot when nobody wants to buy what they're selling.

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@ask_aubry There is something REAL unsavory going on in that family. Probably several somethings.

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@EladNehorai @abughazalehkat @Natan_Levy Every day is Punch A Nazi day when you carry the season in your heart.

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@MeidasTouch I fully expect the NRA will come racing to his defense any minute now.

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@mrsorokaa @MeidasTouch

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@kyliebytes @AndreaTwitmo I will never give Elon any credit card numbers or financial information. Not a chance.

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@ask_aubry Holy crap. Run, girl.

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It's my balloon day today. 52 trips around the sun.

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@patriottakes Does anybody else have an urge to go out and fuck with people? "Braiins... braiins..." (*Grabs a MAGA, tosses him aside.) "Braaaaaiiins..."

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@ask_aubry They used "we" and "us" a couple times, I think we have a "hello fellow females" situation.

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@parlertakes It's SO hard to tell when someone is being serious or not these days. My first instinct is to say, "Nah, this has to be satire." My second instinct is to say, "You've thought that before."

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@Victorshi2020 @MalcolmNance I'm all for Biden running for re-election. He's kicked ass his entire term, he's the most progressive President we've ever had, he's proven a winner in two SERIOUSLY uphill election fights, and he's a hell of a lot healthier than I am. Dude's earned my support.

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@ask_aubry I'm all for helping your partner indulge fantasies, but there are serious limits.

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@deesnider @PaulStanleyLive Please, Dee, not you! No parents are jumping to any rash conclusions, that's a total myth that happens at all.

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@realJojoJerz Naps.

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@AndrewJTobias I have a feeling this is going to be a real test of democracy. We've finally moved from "It was rigged" to "We don't care that we lost, we're in charge".

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@ask_aubry I've been a target of "I'm no good at this stuff, you have to do it". Sometimes, that's valid, but when it comes to things like doing the dishes and laundry, not so much.

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@ask_aubry If it keeps them occupied and away from the rest of us, I'm a big fan of sex dolls.

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@DeanObeidallah I feel it's entirely possible to support Israel and recognize that Netanyahu is the Trump of the middle east at the same time.

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@Esqueer_ 95% of Republicanism is inventing a fictional scenario and then getting really really mad about it.

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@nathaliejacoby1 I'd say Mash. It really went the distance.

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@AdamKinzinger @RepNancyMace We are in the situation we're in because people wanted the government to be like reality TV.

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@MdotA270 @joncoopertweets I've been looking for a reason to post this.

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@Stonekettle @Paultx890

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@RonFilipkowski

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@theliamnissan Right? I kinda want to party with Hunter Biden.

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@ask_aubry "I'm a man" is way too often used as an excuse.

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@ask_aubry I was trying to keep track of how many horribly wrong things could be contained in a single post. Gave that up by the second sentence.

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@patriottakes

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So I've met my new friend, I get to bring him home today. He's a three month old black kitten who got saddled with the awful name of "Cheese". I'm debating names still, but I'm 85% settled on Gomez.

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@WalshFreedom Thanks so much for indulging in baseless right wing hysteria. Good to know you haven't changed.

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@ask_aubry I can't hear his side of the conversation, but I don't need to. He "approached" her with a weird, creepy PUA routine that he calls "being nice", so she was supposed to "be nice" back, read: sleep with him. Or am I being too cynical?

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@ask_aubry A lot of guys seem to have this sex for rent idea. It's like they'll try any method of prostitution except actual prostitution.

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@ask_aubry I've been in polyamorous relationships most of my life, and I would still caution most people against them. I eel a lot of people think it sounds fun but are unprepared for the realities and responsibilities of it.

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@ask_aubry This is one of those occasions where I think we've gotten TOO civilized.

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@BadMedicalTakes Ah yes, the "vaginas are made of memory foam" theorem.

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@ask_aubry Been with a partner that played those kind of games whenever they didn't want to do something.

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@appodlachia

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@RonFilipkowski If I can't block, that might finally be the thing that drives me out of here. The only way I can maintain my sanity at all is a strict "Block all MAGAS on sight" policy.

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@ultrarotom The number of people attacking her outfit is staggering. I guess she was supposed to be wearing a burka.

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The Colorado age of sexual consent is 17 years old. Bobo's 18 year old son's pregnant girlfriend just turned 16.

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@ask_aubry Coming at this from the opposite angle, how exactly is it masculine to need a woman to take care of you? I take care of myself because I'm something called a "grown up". This guy can't even fix his own coffee.

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@Esqueer_ Once they cut out the "TQ" out of LGB, I'm assuming the "B" will be next since so many people don't think that's valid either. Then it'll be down to the terf lesbians and terf gays to duke it out on who gets to stay.

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@Acyn I'm going to keep saying it. Nazis are no longer the fringe, they have been embraced and validated by the American right. They're very fine people and just another part of the Republican machine. A feature, not a bug.

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Children have to be protected from gays and drag queens, but when Bobo's legally adult son knocks up a minor, it's suddenly a beautiful thing.

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@ask_aubry Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

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@NoLieWithBTC @MeidasTouch I'm telling you, something has to be done about all these white, straight, cisgendered, Christian, Republican males. They're a menace.

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@GeoRebekah

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I've noticed a pattern with the right wingers in my life. All the responsibility for avoiding talking politics falls on me. I've got to keep MY mouth shut to maintain the peace, but they're free to tell me all about their conspiracy theories.

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@ask_aubry "Why are we letting them sexual-select"? I think that's called "consent", Sparky.

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@AZ_Brittney Oh, I forgot to announce that I'm six months sober today. That's pretty cool.

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