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Jeff Tiedrich

5 years

@realDonaldTrump ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people

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Jeff Tiedrich

@itsJeffTiedrich

6 years

remember how Hillary freaked the fuck out and had a twitter meltdown because she was called to testify about Benghazi? of course you don't. she sat and calmly answered questions for eleven hours, because she hadn't done anything wrong and she's not a whiny-ass bloated man-child

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

am I understanding this correctly? covid-19 is so deadly that Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen had to be released from prison early, but it's also so benign that we need to be packing the nation's children back into their schools pronto? ok cool, that checks out

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

Mexico has closed its border with the United States and my irony detector just fucking exploded

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

how fucked up is this: some Texas dipshit was firing his AR-15 into the air and his neighbors asked him to please stop and so he shot them all dead on the spot. four adults. one child. what the fuck. this is why the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

raise your hand if you would like to see Donald Trump testify under oath in front of Congress for 11 straight hours on live television to explain how 4 people ended up dead at the US Capitol

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

what kind of shithole country gives more rights to a gun than to a woman

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Jeff Tiedrich

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6 years

women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the fucking ground today and I don't know how they do it

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

I'll say it again: Republicans should be forced to carry Donald Trump to term, even it if endangers the life of the party

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

raise your hand if you'd like to see Donald Trump testify in front of Congress for 11 straight hours on live television to explain why he did nothing after he learned that Putin was paying Afghan militants to kill American soldiers

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY NUKED TRUMP'S TWITTER

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the fucking ground right now and I don't know how they do it

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

your reminder that Hillary Clinton was right about every. fucking. thing

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

you didn't have to tell me that the Buffalo shooter was white. I figured that out for myself when you said he was taken alive

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

your reminder that if Germany can teach its children about the Holocaust, America can teach its children about racism

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Jeff Tiedrich

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9 months

listen up, stupids: Al Gore lost his election and fucked off and went home. Bob Dole lost his election and fucked off and went home. Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off and went home. Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home. Donald Trump lost his…

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

what the fuck, why is Mark Cuban lowering drug prices and not blasting himself into space or tweeting out narcissistic bullshit, doesn't he know how to billionaire

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

holy fucking shit, all you dipshits screamed at me for four years that DoNaLd TrUmP dOnAtEs HiS SaLaRy, well guess fucking what: his tax returns prove he never did. just one more lie to add to the shitpile of obvious fucking lies

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

if AOC can get arrested for protesting for abortion rights, Jim Jordan can get arrested for participating in a coup. fair's fair

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

January 6 was an inside job

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

holy. fucking. shit. the search warrant reveals that that Donald Trump is under investigation for violating the Espionage Act. let that sink in

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

teachers in Nazi Germany hid books to avoid being arrested. teachers in Republican Florida are hiding books to avoid being arrested. any questions

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

holy fucking shit, if Germany can teach its children about the Holocaust, America can teach its children about racism

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

I have no idea what Joe Biden is doing or thinking or watching on tv right now. how fucking awesome is that

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

you didn't have to tell me that the Highland Park shooter was white. I figured that out for myself when you said he was taken alive

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

holy fucking shit, the Colorado Springs shooter's father was relieved to learn that his son was the murderer, and not a gay person. I don't even know what to say to that. holy. fucking. shit

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

it's Thanksgiving weekend. Barack Obama is volunteering in a soup kitchen. Donald Trump is dining with Nazis. any questions

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

are you telling me the guy who cheated to get into college and cheated to get out of Vietnam and cheated on his wives and cheated at golf and cheated students at his scam university and cheated donors to his fake charity has been cheating on his taxes? get the fuck out of here

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

raise your hand if you'd like to see Andy Biggs, Mo Brooks, Paul Gosar and Lauren Boebert testify under oath in front of Congress on live television for 11 straight hours to explain how the dipshits with the zip ties found out where everybody's secure locations were

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

so it takes cops an hour to storm a classroom but only three seconds to shoot a black child playing with a toy gun in a park? fucking awesome country

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

hang on, am I understanding this correctly? covid-19 is so out of control that the election in November has to be postponed, but it's also so under control that we need to be packing the nation's children back into their schools right now? yeah cool, that totally checks out

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Jeff Tiedrich

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9 months

pro tip: if German children can learn the truth about the Holocaust, American children can learn the truth about slavery. what are you people so fucking afraid of

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

holy fucking shit, twitter is crashing and burning faster than a tesla

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically reasonable people with differing views on economics, and not a festering fucktangle of democracy-hating book-banning forced-birth fascist grievance-baby shitweasels

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

what kind of shithole country suppresses data about a deadly pandemic

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

a sick old man pretending to sign blank pieces of paper is the perfect metaphor for the entire Trump presidency

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

Republicans should be forced to carry Donald Trump to term, even it if endangers the life of the party

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

holy fucking shit, the president of the united states is fucking nuts

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

holy fucking shit, Republicans want to turn schools in maximum security prisons but meanwhile guns are banned from tomorrow's NRA conference, because, spoiler alert, guns are fucking dangerous

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

what Alec Baldwin did is a tragedy. what Kyle Rittenhouse did is murder. if you won't recognize the difference, I can't help you

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

Joe Biden was not my first choice. he was not my seventh choice. he was not my sixteenth choice. but you're goddamn right that I'll be voting for him in November

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

Biden and Trump now receive the same daily intel briefing. Biden reads his

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

holy fucking shit: in case you missed it, yesterday in America a 6-year-old boy with a gun shot his teacher during an 'altercation.' a 6 year old. with a fucking gun. this is why the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

what kind of shithole ex-president gets vaccinated in secret for the virus he claimed was a hoax

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump FAKE PRESIDENT!

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

I guess I'll go read a book

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

holy fucking shit, Elon Musk is teaching a master class in how not to run a business and I am so fucking here for it. pass the popcorn

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

so far, Biden's 0 golf trips have wasted exactly 0 taxpayer dollars

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Jeff Tiedrich

@itsJeffTiedrich

3 years

so for four years we couldn't prosecute Trump because he was president and now we have to let him get away with it because he's no longer president? holy fucking shit, this is some industrial-strength bullshit and I'm not having any of it

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

what kind of shithole country sacrifices its schoolchildren

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

holy fucking shit, Donald Trump's tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy are responsible for a QUARTER OF OUR NATION'S ENTIRE DEBT and Republicans want to cut YOUR social security to pay for it, and that's what this debt ceiling bullshit is all about. fucking unacceptable

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

time to play America's favorite new game, What The Fuck Am I Waking Up To Now

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

in a world of Greg Abbotts, be a Beto O'Rourke

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

@realDonaldTrump hey bro remember when your tyrant Klansman father said you'd always be a loser? this is what he was talking about

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

raise your hand if you'd like to see Donald Trump testify in front of Congress for 11 straight hours on live television to explain how tens of thousands of people came to die under his watch

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

I'm thankful that 80 million is larger than 73 million

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

Trump is golfing. let's dump all his shit on the lawn and change the locks on the White House

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

holy fucking shit, 10 mass shootings in one weekend. America's door problem is out of control

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

raise your hand if you'd like to see the town of Palm Beach put up a huge BLACK LIVES MATTER sign right across the street from Mar-a-Lago

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

holy fucking shit Chris Wallace just showed the world that the president of the United States is an unhinged petulant moron

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

weird how Donald Trump stole lists of American spies and then American spies all over the world started getting killed off. just one of those strange coincidences I guess

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

holy fucking shit, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are decent human beings

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

I look forward to having no idea who Joe Biden's postmaster general is

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

keep flying that Trump flag bro, it's a fucking awesome way to let your neighbors know that you're cool with treason

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

growing up in New York, I never saw one Confederate war memorial. and yet, somehow, against all odds, I still found out about the Civil War

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

pretty weird how no one in the White House wears a mask and everyone in the White House is getting covid. if only there were some obvious conclusion we could draw from this

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically reasonable people with differing views on economics, and not a festering fucktangle of democracy-hating fascist shitweasels

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Jeff Tiedrich

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6 years

Jeff Sessions def didn't sign up for any of this bullshit. all he ever wanted to do was deny black people the right to vote and throw immigrant babies in cages and maybe wear his Klan robes late at night when no one else was around

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

a recap: Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical report Trump is rich but you can't see his tax returns Trump is innocent but you can't see the unedited transcript Trump is honest but you can't question the White House lawyers

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

nobody bludgeoned a cop after the email lady lost, just saying

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

update: 40 days in, Joe Biden's 0 golf trips have wasted exactly 0 taxpayer dollars

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

calm down, Trump can't win. calm down, Trump will grow in office. calm down, Ivanka will be a moderating influence. calm down, Mueller will get Trump. calm down, John Roberts cares about his legacy. calm down, Roe is settled law. I'm so fucking tired of being told to calm down

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

serious question for Trump supporters: aren't you fucking embarrassed

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

holy fucking shit, the president of the united states is out of his fucking mind

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

Joe Biden kills terrorists. Donald Trump golfs with terrorists. any questions

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

holy fucking shit, Republicans are voting against baby food because it they hope the shortage will make Joe Biden look bad. what kind of shithole party does that

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

holy fucking shit, if an actor accidentally discharging a gun while rehearsing for a movie has you shitting bricks, wait until you hear about the teenager who asked his mommy to drive him across state lines so he could deliberately fire into a crowd of protestors

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

Elon Musk refusing to accept the results of any poll he doesn't win is all the proof you need that he's a Republican

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

you didn't have to tell me that the Atlanta shooter was white. I figured that out for myself when you said he was taken alive

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

holy fucking shit, how fucked up do your values have to be to even think of the phrase "domestic supply of infants" much less use it in a legal document

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

what kind of shithole president fails to denounce a plot to kidnap a governor

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

my favorite Bible story just might be the one where Jesus votes against disaster aid for his own constituents and then goes on twitter to blame Joe Biden for not getting anything done

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

live your life in such a way that the entire world isn't counting down every fucking hour until you finally lose immunity from prosecution

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

the "you lost, get over it" crowd from 2016 sure seems to be in a bad mood right now

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

raise your hand if you would like to see Donald Trump testify in front of congress for 11 hours on live television to explain how mail sorting machines came to be removed from Democratic-voting population centers

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

what kind of shithole governor sues to prevent people from wearing masks

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

pack your shit, asshole, you just lost the electoral college vote

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

Elon Musk is a living and breathing argument for a 90% top tax rate

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

hey everyone, the guy who dragged Paul Pelosi and Hunter Biden through the mud is asking for some privacy during a family crisis. and we're going to give that to him. because Democrats aren't ghouls

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

holy fucking shit, if German schoolkids can handle Anne Frank's Diary, so can American schoolkids. enough with the book-banning, you fucking troglodytes

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

parents: make sure your kids get a good education, so they don't grow up to be Lauren Boebert

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

"I don't want to be your friend any more" — holy fucking shit, we gave nuclear launch codes to a moron with the emotional maturity of a toddler

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

mass death. rioting in the streets. an economy in ruins. is America great again yet

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

32 days in, Joe Biden's 0 golf trips have wasted exactly 0 taxpayer dollars

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Jeff Tiedrich

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1 year

pro tip: if your doorbells rings and your immediate reaction is to reach for your gun, holy fucking shit, turn off Fox News and get professional help

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

holy fucking shit, more than 220 people were shot and killed in U.S. gun violence over the July 4 holiday weekend. America's door problem is out of control

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Jeff Tiedrich

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4 years

in summation— Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical reports Trump is rich but you can't see his tax returns Trump is honest but you can't see the documents Trump is innocent but you can't subpoena the witnesses

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Jeff Tiedrich

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2 years

every Democrat believes that if Hunter Biden broke the law, he should be punished. every Republican believes that Donald Trump should be above the law. any questions

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

my favorite Bible story is the probably one where Jesus spends months downplaying the severity of a plague and then elbows his way to the front of the vaccine line

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Jeff Tiedrich

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3 years

holy fucking shit, Trump is guilty as fuck

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