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This is called "Jury Tampering" and it's a felony

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You dumb chucklefucks couldn't make Hunter Biden look any cooler of you tried

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Guess who's back? Back again? Nissan's back. Warn Putin

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Wow

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If my kids gotta do mass shooter drills, your kids can handle Martin Luther King.

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Ukraine's got grandmas throwing Molotov cocktails in Kyiv, and America's got Q-a-moms throwing hissy fits in Starbucks. If you call everything "tyranny" then the word becomes meaningless.

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Remember how Elon Musk announced he would fund the legal costs for anyone who got fired for their tweets? Well there's a guy being executed in Saudi Arabia over his tweets (9 followers) and Elon is the executioner's (Prince Bonesaw's) close personal friend and business partner.

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The reason you never see the Proud Boys getting arrested by some local police officers is the same reason you never see Miley Cyrus hanging out with Hannah Montana

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2 months

Wow, look at all these unsold Cybertrucks rusting in the desert near San Antonio

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Hey dipshits, why does Donald Trump keep promising to pardon all the January 6th insurrectionists if they were all ANTIFA and undercover FBI agents?

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2 years

Sure, Elon, the left went crazy.

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Wow, just saw my first Cybertruck in the wild

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2 years

"I want to speak to the Manager of the United States of America"

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1 year

Greg Abbott wants everyone to think the family of AR-15 massacre victims in Texas this weekend were illegally living inside this country. They were not, they had permanent resident status. The were as legal as Ted fucking Cruz

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4 months

🤣 bookmarking for later...

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Republicans will tell you "the gays are coming for your children" and then immediately turn around and pass a law making it legal to marry 13 year old girls in Kentucky

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2 years

Breaking News: Kid from Scranton with speech impediment just gave best speech in history of speech.

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1 year

Our children keep getting slaughtered at school just so these ridiculous chucklefucks can continue cosplaying Rambo at Starbucks

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BREAKING NEWS: THE MAGAS JUST FOUND OUT GREEN DAY AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE DON'T LIKE THEM

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2 years

Due to supply chain shortages, Republicans have run out of buses to throw each other under.

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10 months

Fuck off you dumb MAGATS

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9 months

During the 2017 Las Vegas mass shooting (where 60 American citizens died at a country music festival) the singer on stage at the time was Jason Aldean. Without warning the crowd, he heroically dropped his mic and ran like a MF Josh Hawley on January 6th. Try that in a small town.

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4 months

Hey dipshits: Jeffrey Epstein died when Donald Trump was President of the United States. Why didn't he release the client list when he had the power to do so?

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2 years

"Don't mind Larry. He just got back from three tours of duty in Whitemanistan."

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2 years

BREAKING NEWS: United States Supreme Court Upholds Pandemic

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Guess who's back? Back again? Nissan's back. Tell your friends.

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2 years

The fact that Herschel Walker is being defended by every opponent of abortion in America right now means it was never about abortion and it was always about controlling women.

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4 months

When you understand that Marjorie Taylor Greene initially gained fame by harassing Parkland High School shooting survivors on the sidewalk, and then posting the videos of it to Facebook, you quickly realize how irredeemably fucked up the entire Republican Party is.

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2 years

"Let's Go Brandon" is code for "I take livestock medicine"

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1 year

Don't mind Larry, he just got back from three tours of duty in Whitemanistan

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9 months

"Don't come here you dirty fucking hillbillies"

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4 months

Hey Juanita, some readers added some context for ya

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2 months

Now watch he won't let nobody follow me. Motherfucker had me shadowbanned six ways from Sunday. He was unfollowing people from my account in the middle of the night like some kind of goddamn "Incel on the Shelf

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1 year

So a cop was already on scene, heard the shots in real time, and the shooter still killed eight people before the cop could take him out.

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2 years

I wonder how many Republican women took a pregnancy test today and found out they are Democrats.

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Hey my muchachos, some shit recently went down but I'm back and better than ever

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Bang-up job you’re doin there Greg Abbott

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4 months

Trump and Epstein were BFFs for like 25 goddamn years. You MAGAts are dumb as fuck

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3 months

Hey chuckledicks heads up, every time you buy a red MAGA hat the money goes to E. Jean Carroll now

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2 years

Hear me out: Maybe if we recategorized vaginas as "pelvis-mounted semiautomatic baby launchers" the Republicans would stop regulating them altogether.

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Republicans will tell you "the gays are coming for your children" and then immediately turn around and pass a law making it legal to marry 13 year old girls in Kentucky

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"I'll burn your motherfucking house down" - Ron Perlman

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8 months

What a dumb hypocrite

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Hahahaha Greg Abbott is a jackass

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2 years

If they wanna bring prayer into the schools then we'll bring the IRS into their church.

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1 year

The reason the MAGATS hate Pete Buttigieg so much is because he's more masculine than 99% of them

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When you understand that Marjorie Taylor Greene initially gained her fame by harassing high school mass shooting survivors on the sidewalk (and then posting the videos of it to Facebook) you quickly realize how irredeemably fucked up the entire Republican Party is

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When the police are too afraid to stop a mass shooter (like Uvalde) it means the weapons available to the mass shooters are too deadly for civilized society

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2 years

So now abortion carries a worse punishment than rape, and the rapists can carry concealed assault rifles. Bang-up job you did there, SCOTUS.

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Fuck Michael Rapaport

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Michael Rapaport says he might vote for Trump because Biden's America is a nightmare.

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The Secret Service is pretty quick to report a tiny bag of cocaine considering they deleted all their text messages concerning an attempted fucking coup

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"Mr. Pfizer" Travis Kelce is going to the Superbowl and Aaron Rodgers is at home taking livestock medications

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FACT: Joe Biden just offered the Republicans the most comprehensive and expensive border control deal in American history and they rejected it because they'd have nothing to cry about on Fox News

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Madison Cawthorn is always like "that picture or video was from a long time ago" and I'm like motherfucker you're 26 years old, I have video game consoles older than you. Everything you've ever done is recent.

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I picked this Twitter name because I thought it would make people laugh, not because I expected it to confuse a vast subset of Republicans. I am not the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumb as rocks

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Bring it on you dumb fucking hillbillies

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I love my life so much

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Motherfuckers I'm not a radical. I'm just a suburban dad, and up until a few years ago I was still a Republican. You need to understand that Donald Trump is the biggest threat to national security since the Cuban missile crisis

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This is my now daily apology to actor Liam Neeson and his fam. Sorry dude it had to be done

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Elon Musk talks about "free speech" and then turns off Community Notes for his own Tweets

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1 year

Kevin Sorbo you dumb motherfucker, Busch Light is made by the same company 🤣

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I'm here wearin' flip-flops in December, but America's biggest climate change legislation in history is being blocked by a Democratic senator who owns a coal mine and lives on a yacht.

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If my kids gotta do mass shooter drills, I think your kids are ready to hear the word "gay" at school.

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I will literally march in the street in celebration when Donald Trump is finally arrested. Who's with me?

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I told you MF's I was unbannable, and after come heart-to-heart conversations with friends, I have regained my unwavering confidence to fuck with the internet Nazis. Come at me Reuters

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🚨Guess who's back? Back again? Nissan's back. Tell your friends.🚨 #FreeLiamNissan #WeDidItMuchachos

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I seen this look before before, guys. It happened right before my mom whupped my ass in the checkout line at the KMart back in 1978

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"Justice Kavanaugh, there are angry protestors outside the restaurant!" "Then we must abort the meal and escape." "Back alley?" "Yes...Unfortunately it's the only option we've got left."

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I recently lost about 225,000 Twitter followers, so you guys are gonna hafta retweet me a lot harder than usual today, my muchachos. The safe word is #FreeLiamNissan

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1 year

So it sounds like Matt Gaetz was caught having a sexual relationship with a male on his staff which gives me about a thousand new questions concerning his legally-adopted pool boy named Nestor.

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2 months

Notice how Elon doesn't even try to deny the New York Times' article

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4 months

Are you calling yourself a Nazi, Wayne? Because looks like you're calling yourself a Nazi

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I still blame OJ Simpson for making the Kardashian family famous

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1 year

If you wanna know who owns George Santos you gotta find out who just paid his $500,000 bail

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9 months

Calm the heck down you dumb fucking sasquatch. Could somebody throw a raw steak at this thing?

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2 years

The party of "you took a loan, you should pay it back" wants you to reelect a man with six MF bankruptcies.

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Even if you found a baby sasquatch living in a dumpster behind a Dairy Queen, adopted it, and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Jerry Springer reruns and beef jerky nutrition facts, that sasquatch would still make a better congressional rep than Marjorie Taylor Greene

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"This poor man's looking at the rest of his life in prison for sitting in a chair" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

It turns out women are very pissed.

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this is the same dipshit who just fired Don Lemon for (checks notes) asking him a few softball questions

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8 months

If my kids have to do active shooter drills at school, your kids can handle a few lessons about Black history

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4 months

Hey dipshits, maybe if you hadn't manufactured and distributed "CIVIL WAR" shirts and then documented your coup attempt with GoPro cameras I'd believe you were innocent

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I have a feeling Lauren Boebert is gonna trend today after witnesses in a Colorado restaurant tonight saw the congresswoman punch her estranged husband Jayson in the nose

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Eminem done pissed off the whole fucking country of Magadonia this morning 🤣. Cope and seethe you dumb fucking MAGATS

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2 years

The power is still on in most of Ukraine and I hope Greg Abbott is takin notes.

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Which is why Elon moved to Texas…

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Trump doesn't care that Melania found out. He paid Stormy Daniels so the American voter wouldn't find out. That's why we're here folks, election interference

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2 years

BREAKING NEWS: Fire reveals FoxNews' Christmas spirit is actually supported by an artificial industrial framework

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like and retweet this for two reasons: -Elon unfollows people from my account in the middle of the night like some kind of goddamn Incelf on the Shelf -We're making a podcast

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Hilarious. Trump abruptly fired this kid because he posted a photo of Alina Habba attending the party when she told the judge she was too sick to be in court. Cry harder MAGAT

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Trump will throw ANYONE under the bus for any reason at any time. The cult only works one way. He’s the head and everyone else is expendable. #FAFO

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2 years

The GOP forged election documents in seven goddamned states. Literally hundreds of legislators were involved. We MUST prosecute every last one of those seditious traitors.

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