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I just want to read books, ride horses, pet dogs, and smash the patriarchy. Co-host of the More Perfect Union Podcast.

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Montgomery County! It’s Board of Ed primary time! This is a critical race so please, please, PLEASE pay attention to the candidates. My top picks for the BoE align with the MCEA Apple Ballot endorsements (more info on them below): Natalie Zimmerman (District 2) Laura Stewart…
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Tell me you’re a 33 year old man trying to justify preying on teenagers without telling me…
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I was at the beach yesterday while a famous guy with a house in the neighborhood was hanging out nearby. 😁 President and Dr. Biden were enjoying the sunshine at Rehoboth about 50 yards from where my family was sitting!
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A man I know man got the vaccine and now this is his penis. This madness must stop.
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“I know!” thought Tim Pool, “I’ll defame a woman who just won two high profile defamation cases!”
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I’ve seen some cool moves in my time but Hunter Biden walking out on MTG while she hollered at him to come back is ice fucking cold. More of this in 2024!
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I’m so old, I remember when everyone agreed Nazis were bad.
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BY ALL MEANS send your kids to private school or religious school or homeschool or whatever you “choose.” Just don’t ask me to pay for it. My taxes are for public education, because an educated citizenry is a net benefit to society. If you don’t participate, that’s on you.
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I guess Ivanka used some of that Saudi money to buy more chin and cheekbones.
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@antifaoperative Imagine being 11 years old and finding out the guy who abused you was given a deal like this.
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The Christian missionaries who just tried to leave a tract on my door got offended when I told them to keep their paper and recycle it themselves. They also told me they have a constitutional right to spread their gospel after I asked them not to return to my property. Which is…
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I live in a very diverse community, with a lot of immigrants. I realize most communities are not like mine, fueling distrust of immigrants. Let me describe a trip to a 7-11 in my neighborhood to illustrate what daily life in a multicultural community is like. As I approached the…
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Presidents who have served during my lifetime: Nixon Ford Carter Reagan GHW Bush Clinton GW Bush Obama Trump Biden Presidents who have told people to “rot in hell” in a Christmas message during my lifetime: Trump He’s not normal. Don’t treat him like he is.
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If you: Bought Dolly Parton’s new album, Plan to buy tickets to the upcoming Rolling Stones tour, Rushed to watch Cher in the Macy’s parade today, You shouldn’t be worried about Joe Biden’s age.
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@Marmel She’s sitting there quietly, not bothering anyone. Why do they care?
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I went to Target today but I didn’t come home gay. Weird.
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@Chasten @HillaryClinton
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Dear MAGA, Before you clutch your pearls about Biden calling Trump a “sick fuck,” please review everything you ever said about Joe Biden or Hunter Biden. If you used words like “pedo” or “groomer,” sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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@TiredMomWI Right? Women are either chattel to be passed from father to husband or they’re porn stars.
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A provision of the ACA stipulates that Members of Congress purchase health insurance from their state exchanges. Which means Lauren Boebert received life-saving surgery and a diagnosis of May-Thurner syndrome thanks to Obamacare. This diagnosis can’t be used to deny her…
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Hey, Marla Maples! Congrats on the marriage of your daughter Tiffany! Also? Stay away from staircases and your ex this weekend.
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The Freedom Caucus was founded by Mick Mulvaney, Ron DeSantis, Mark Meadows, and Jim Jordan. Imagine how huge a piece of shit you have to be to get kicked out of that group. That’s Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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GenX here with some history. All y’all freaking out because Taylor Swift told people to vote? Yeah, that’s not new. The music industry formed Rock The Vote in 1990 to encourage voter participation. You may now return to your regularly scheduled program of shutting the fuck up.
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They’d say, “You buy eggs? Don’t you have slaves to tend your chickens? Oh…you don’t own land for chickens or slaves. Well, then you can’t vote. And neither can your wife.”
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Ask every school board candidate about their affiliation with Moms for Liberty. If they can’t categorically deny ties to the Twatzis, begin a scorched earth operation to reveal that information to your community. No one needs their school board turning into Klanned Karenhood.
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Serve as Speaker of the House.
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Somewhere, John Boehner is smoking a cigarette, drinking neat scotch, and laughing at what he left behind.
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“It appears that young people don’t want to be impoverished baby factories, ducking gunfire on a dying planet. This is quite a surprise. We simply did not anticipate that younger generations would object to our plan to exploit them so old white people can retire in luxury.”
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Do Christians think that non-Christians all secretly believe in Christianity but we pretend not to? Like, do they think we’re just faking being not-Christian to to be edgy?
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I made a handy reference list for y’all. John Schneider: MAGA dude who played a redneck criminal in the Dukes of Hazzard. Currently under investigation by Secret Service for threats against the POTUS. Rob Schneider: Anti-vax, RFK Jr-supporting comedian who was on Saturday Night…
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I’m making @chrissyteigen ’s artichoke spinach and buffalo chicken dip for the game tonight but I’m going to call it Pussy Ass Bitch dip.
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Condolences to the people of New Jersey, as Mehmet Oz moves back home.
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Website idea: OnlyMoms. A site where you can interact with a mom who makes up for disappointing bio-families. Gay and engaged? An OnlyMom will cry happy tears and ask what kind of cake you want at the wedding. Barely scraping by as a freelancer after leaving the soul-crushing…
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I’m so sick of Moms for Liberty. They’re a tiny minority in my school district. Their ideas run counter to community values where I live, yet they’re trying to remake education according to their wishes. I reject the attempted tyranny of of their regressive minority.
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Twitter isn’t in the Bible, either, but here we all are.
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@HedyLamarr0629 No, everyone left them alone to just enjoy the day. Jill looked up and saw me looking at her so I waved, she waved back.
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@haymes_joshua “God made women to be treasured, loved, and protected. Not gawked at, lusted over, and objectified.” Sounds like the real issue is you gawking, lusting, and objectifying people at your gym. You should work on that.
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If you like wine, dogs, and saying “fuck” a lot, we should be following each other!
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If testosterone causes shootings, time to ban men.
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@antifaoperative A 13 month old? I feel sick just thinking about that.
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I wasn’t convicted of seditious conspiracy today. How about y’all?
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Lauren Boebert: climbing a ladder out of poverty then pulling the ladder away from anyone else wanting the same opportunity.
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Me, to the man who put a Christian tract on my car: You left this on my car. Him: Yes? Me: I don’t want it. Please throw away your own garbage and keep your religion to yourself. Him: We’re not going to do that. And there you have it. Christians recruiting to their lifestyle.
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@ksl43 Which part of my anecdote made you feel unsafe?
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Let me get this straight. Robert Hur found that in 2023, Biden had unclear memories of what documents his staff packed in some boxes in 2017? I can’t remember where I put my car keys two hours ago.
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@StrictlyChristo When he tried to put the remains of his shirt back on! 🤣🤣🤣
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What if we made Trump president of Epstein Island? Decorate the whole thing like MarALago, set up a buffet, populate it with sun-damaged fashion victims, and let him strut around in a tux. But with a perimeter of Coast Guard vessels to prevent him from ever leaving.
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How is it pro-life to force a woman to continue a pregnancy where the fetus is not going to survive regardless? #Texas
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All the migrants Abbott relocated must be relieved to be in states with functional power grids tonight.
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Twitter: Turn of two-factor or pay a monthly fee to keep it. Me: Ok. I’ll turn it off. Twitter: I’m afraid I can’t let you do that.
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Sounds to me like the Boebert kid and his girlfriend are both high school kids, even if he’s older. A senior knocking up a freshman is a tale as old as time. A senior with a militantly anti-choice mom having to raise a baby he probably didn’t want is a tale as old as Sarah Palin.
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@ijustplayedfort We went to college. We’ve had cheap pizza and beer.
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@Acyn @krashe848 So, the Dem strategy was for their members to vote and the GOP strategy was to not know how to count. Got it.
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Jim Jordan’s problem is that he just isn’t likeable enough. Maybe he should smile more.
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Does Franklin Graham ever ask people to pray for children living in poverty or disabled people who can’t find accessible housing or folks who can’t get mental health or addiction treatment when they need it? Or is he just a Trump fan account?
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I missed the Oscars but I hear Kimmel slapped Trump harder than Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.
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You know Jews are people, right? They’re not just a concept. Jew are real people who hear this debate about Nazis and know it’s a proxy for debate about the humanity of Jews. If we permit Nazis, we dismiss the humanity of Jewish people. There is no middle ground.
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To the “masks don’t work” crowd: Steve Scalise is wearing a mask because cancer treatment has compromised his immune system. The mask will reduce his risk of infections like colds, flu, or Covid. Oncologists recommend masks in these situations because…wait for it…THEY WORK.
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@mehdirhasan Today, Steve Scalise is wearing a mask.
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Sure, Chad. Go ahead and secede. Abbott can negotiate agreements with the US for things like importation of food, medical supplies, and other US-made goods. Well, he can negotiate that after you work out agreements related to air traffic. US planes will want you to create an…
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Maybe NOW you can understand why we discuss secession here in Texas. The federal government is happy to sit by and watch this state be overrun. The Supreme Court betrayed us to foreign invaders. The Founding Fathers were correct in encouraging us to have that discussion for THIS…
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@2024fighter Yeah, they didn’t seem terribly aware of the nuances.
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@AlCoggs @thedesertginger Has anyone ever told you you’re an asshole? Because I’d like to know if I’m the first. Call me a liar, I will call you an asshole.
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@brokebackUSA @ItWasACoup @DeSantisWarRoom I hate to tell you this but you’ve wasted 7 years. Nothing about the GOP is welcoming to people who aren’t straight.
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Look, if you spend years using terms like “libtard” and hollering “liberalism is a mental disorder” then calling all public school teachers groomers, while gloating about how “the left can’t meme,” you don’t get to whimper about being called a Twatzi or Assholes with Casseroles.
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“Buying a bus ticket.” He forgot the part about taking time off work and losing pay. Or getting fired. And the part about arranging care for your kids. And the part about finding money to travel. And the part where assholes on Fox call you an irresponsible slut for getting…
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Simone: If you had to travel to another state to get an abortion, it’s not the worst thing in the world. Hopefully this is very rare occurrence in your life… Buying a bus ticket to go somewhere to get it is not the worst thing in the world.
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Hear that, girls? It’s summer and you should wear pads and bleed into the water at the pool because Darren says tampons are nasty! Just kidding. Darren probably wants you to be excluded from swimming when you menstruate. Even if you’re on the swim team.
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@thechosenberg The only mistake she made was picking that guy. I hope she gets away before his abuse escalates.
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Josh Duggar had that Covenant Eyes operating on his laptop when he was arrested for possession of child sexual abuse materials. He figured out a workaround so the app didn’t alert anyone.
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NEW: Speaker Mike Johnson promoted an app called "Covenant Eyes," a spying app that tracks all activity on cell phones and other devices to detect if the user has watched any pornography and sends a report to someone if the user viewed "sinful" material.
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There is a church in my town that used to post really homophobic stuff on the sign they have out front. I got annoyed by them so I requested catalogues from sex toy websites using the church’s address. That was fun.
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Does anyone know where I put the three rolls of tape I cleverly bought and set aside in anticipation of wrapping gifts?
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@PimBarnett1 Sex toy retailers have mailing lists. Some still send out hard copy catalogs. Just a thought.
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Rally at the White House. #NoBanNoWall
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@Heritage Birth control use is highest among women over age 30. Married women are more likely to use BC than unmarried women. But please, go on about ending recreational sex. I’m sure married couples are eager to follow that directive.🙄
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Judge Kaplan: If you can tell me your mother-in-law’s name without using Google or Barron, I’ll reconsider.
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I would like a televised event where Ivanka Trump explains to deployed military personnel how a 48-hour trip to New York poses an undue hardship to herself and her kids.
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Yesterday, my son’s school got a message that there were explosives in the building. The message warned that if the school was evacuated, the sender would arrive outside at a particular time and start sh**ting. 1/
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@dremilyportermd @krispeleg She should call a reporter. Give the reporter the name of the pharmacy and her doctor. These stories should be front page news, daily.
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I’m just a girl, sweating through my bra thanks to climate change, wishing Al Gore had won in 2000.
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Ok, here’s a question for all you folks who say there are only two genders and gender is unchangeable: why do you care? Seriously, why do you care about anyone’s gender? If you don’t plan to have a sexual relationship with the person, why do you care? I don’t get it.
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@RebekahWriter
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Just six years ago, your dad withdrew from international oversight over Iran’s nuclear program, then shared classified info about that program with the Saudis, who also paid your brother in law $2 billion dollars. So maybe shut the entire fuck up, Fredo.
@EricTrump
Eric Trump
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Less than three weeks ago, President Biden delivered $6 billion in funds to Iran. This is the result.
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@RebekahWriter
Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
3 months
To be fair, I would also divorce a partner who had an IED in their naughty bits.
@Urtoez75_2
SisterFantaMaria🤘🏼
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3 months
#ReligiousNutsSayWhat Uhmmmmmm 🤔😳
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@RebekahWriter
Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
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Ok, folks. We need a cute pets thread. Let’s go! Here’s Rose, enjoying the couch.
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
2 months
I didn’t have “MAGA refusing lidocaine for dental work because they think is contains RNA” on my 2024 bingo card but here we are.
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
4 months
Conservative men are weak AF.
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
1 year
BREAKING: Biden administration prevents 320 million fentanyl deaths.
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
5 years
@JerryFalwellJr The founders also never intended for women to vote, black people to be free, or Natives to survive the 18th century. They had some blind spots.
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
1 year
This is what #democracy looks like! #Vote #VoteBlue
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
1 year
I had never heard of Andrew Tate before today and I don’t know anything about him. Was it always his ambition to be Greta Thunberg’s bitch?
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@RebekahWriter
Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
1 year
Next on “Storage Wars,” the team busts into a locker with delinquent bills and finds a trove of nuclear secrets and 100 signed copies of the Art of the Deal.
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
4 months
The Crusades. The reign of Queen Mary in England. The Inquisition. The slave trade.
@SuDharmapala
Su Dharmapala Voted Yes & #AI Chick
@SuDharmapala
4 months
The burning of the witches? Anyone? The holocaust?
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
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“I can’t believe how much eggs cost!” hollered the MAGA retiree after sending his social security check to a crowdfunding account to pay Trump’s NY fraud penalties.
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
4 months
I’m amazed to learn that Taylor Swift is so powerful that she can influence the outcomes of football games in which she is not a coach or player. That Tay-Tay does it all!
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
9 months
I believe it was the great philosopher Chrissy Tiegan who said, “Donald Trump is a pu$$y ass bitch.”
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
4 months
The assault happened in 1995. Trump wasn’t surrounded by security back then. He wasn’t a game show host yet, he wasn’t a politician. He wasn’t even all that famous. He was laughable blowhard coming off the multiple bankruptcies he’d filed in 1992. He was living on an allowance…
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@RebekahWriter
Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
1 year
If he was so afraid of the boy on his porch, why did he open the door at all? I’ll tell you why: because self-defense gun owners spend their lives waiting for an opportunity to shoot a “threatening” person. They are hunting humans, plain and simple.
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84-Year-Old Is Charged in Shooting of Black Teenager Who Went to Wrong House (Published 2023)

Lawyers for the family of Ralph Yarl, 16, said he was critically injured when he was shot twice in Kansas City, Mo.

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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
3 months
@CKMASAK Imma call you and put you on speakerphone next time they swing by.
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
1 year
It’s not just that Mark Meadows burned documents. It’s that he let other people see that he was burning documents. No one ever called these people criminal masterminds. Just criminals.
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Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
1 year
Great idea, Marge. Be sure to allow cameras in the room when The United States of Pussy Ass Bitches tries to negotiate a trade agreement with the American government. I want to see your face when you hear about tariffs attached to goods from, say, California.
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@RebekahWriter
Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
10 months
There were about 25 agents around the Bidens. They used metal detector wands to screen everyone who walked within the perimeter. This section of beach is for residents/renters in their neighborhood, but a public beach is right behind where I was standing when I took the pic.
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@RebekahWriter
Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
6 years
@ifychampion @nobrtshnyobjs @renoomokri No. Systemic, multi-generaltional poverty, combined with low wages, benefits-driven job lock, student debt, and the outrageous cost of health- and childcare are the causes of poverty.
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@RebekahWriter
Rebekah, Caffeinated Crone ☕️
@RebekahWriter
1 year
I just attached a filter to my shower head. By the George Santos theory of qualifications, I think that makes me a master plumber.
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