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@talktoskirt

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YOUR FAVORITE FINTWIT/POLITICS/KPOP/EMO FUSION TWITTER ACCOUNT IS BACK.

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Got a resume today and under personal interests the dude just wrote breakfast lmao

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Interviewing him this week.

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This looks like Tom Brady which is funny until you realize that 2018 has no rules so it's actually possible it was Tom Brady.

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Here’s the sketch of the guy who Stormy says threatened her in 2011:

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@Civilmom @TrexPushups @rmb2134 If I was their parent I would walk out with them. Congrats, kid. Now let's get lunch.

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@TTuberville Maybe you didn't learn civics when you were getting your degree in P.E. but here in America, when we have elections, we cast votes, and then we count them. This isn't Cinderella where the clock strikes midnight and it's over.

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RUTH BABY GINSBURG.

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@yashar @chezspence I too moan and squirm when someone sticks their fingers in my bootyhole.

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@RalstonReports @nycsouthpaw That's not the point, Jon. The point is that these people are a part of the Republican Party and emboldened by them.

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@RepDougCollins @carlquintanilla But I thought COVID19 was a Democratic hoax like the Mueller investigation and Obama's birth certificate?

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@boredsfgiantsf1 @Cogensia The fact that he wasn't terminated *immediately* says it all.

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@dougboneparth @NeerajKA The roommate being butt naked was crucial to the story.

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God canceled Adam and Eve for eating an apple. Petty as fuck.

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@jjoon_twt @BTS_twt Imagine being so bold to have a picture of yourself on a phone case like that.

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3 years

The Ted Cruz memes on Texas FB right now are something.

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2 years

Well, you're being a creep.

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I’m watching some woman in a bikini posing on the boardwalk as she has her about 8-year old son take pics of her. What are we doing?

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Media is doing a terrible job reporting results tonight. They're doing it like it's a regular old election. Tell us what's outstanding, what's being counted first, last. You don't need to go 8 million miles an hour on a state that won't have results for like 6 days.

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@cnni Look how proud her parents are. So wholesome.

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@AdamParkhomenko This is the most honest thing I've seen on Fox in a long time.

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This is my cousin's dog. Bob.

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@BleacherReport @MooreMaya A heck of a story. I wish it didn't take a famous/rich person to get innocent people out prison. Kudos to Moore for putting her career on hold for this. For anyone interested in knowing the details, here's a link. He was locked up over 20 years.

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Toxic masculinity: publicly shitting on your kid for being interested in, and good at, science/math/tech/engineering...and wishing he'd be playing brain-injury-inducing dead-end sport instead.

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You really can be as stupid as this and become a Senator in the south.

Sen. Marsha Blackburn

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We will never rewrite the Constitution of the United States.

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This man has done more for the birding community in the past 24 hours than probably anyone else in the past 50 years.

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This is Christian Cooper.

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It's weird they're trying to pitch Trump's lack of preparation as a positive as if the end result wasn't him standing up in front of the country and TELLING US TO DRINK BLEACH AND PUT LAMPS UP OUR ASS.

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Hannity and two former Trump administration officials are now attacking Biden for being too prepared

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Susan Collins?! There's people out there willing to go to prison to re-elect SUSAN COLLINS?

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Can't wait to hear all the nitpicking on Biden's cabinet picks from Republicans when this is how their side picked people for important positions.

Kyle Griffin

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5 years

Trump considered reappointing Janet Yellen to serve as Fed Chair, but he appeared to be hung up on her height, WaPo reports. Trump told aides on the National Economic Council on several occasions that the 5' 3" Yellen wasn't tall enough to lead the Fed.

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Fox News and the right wing pretend to care about the addiction crisis but then show content like this as if it's a bad thing rather than that it's the heartbreak that so many American families are going through with people they love.

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what a monster

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@gtconway3d How many times are we going to do this? I'm so tired.

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@tomgara <bong rip>

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Icon.

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Oh my God.

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You can see the aggression and belligerence that Kavanaugh's classmates said he had right here in his opening statement. #KavanaughHearings

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Audio of Biden's voicemail to Hunter brought me to tears. I didn't have my parents' support when I was in the thick of my own mental health crisis. This is the love and support children need from their parents.

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The actual audio of this—as someone who has struggled with drugs and mental health issues and received calls like this from my family—just sort of almost made me cry

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Republicans are now committing obstruction of Justice en masse, as a party, on TV.

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5 years

More than two dozen House conservatives rail on Schiff and the process outside the closed impeachment proceedings, and have now entered the SCIF - and they are bound to be kicked out bc they don’t serve on the three committees conducting the probe. It is being led by Matt Gaetz

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It's true. But we live in an unsustainable system of government where in a radical 20% minority is in total control of the 80% rest of us.

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Actor Matthew McConaughey from the White House press briefing room: "We are not as divided as we are being told we are."

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What Ronna Romney fails to mention here is she and her fellow Republicans kept this criminal as their deputy finance chairman well into the investigation of him.

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Michael Cohen's hearing is a last ditch effort to save face & cast blame on everyone but himself for his crimes. It’s sad Democrats are wasting time with this liar in an effort to distract from the historic progress @realDonaldTrump is making overseas.

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@JoePappalard @manish_vij @neurotard This man. Oh my God.

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@TaylorLorenz I hate the hell out of this campaign since before it started. Make it end already.

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Out of my way! Got to kill some poors, women, children and sick people! Beep beep beep.

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What makes this so great is the framed picture of the dog right behind him during all this.

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It's wild that it's not a more mainstream issue and total consensus to eliminate police brutality given the punishment for it is on *the taxpayers*.

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Rochester officials announced it had agreed to pay $12 million to settle a federal lawsuit filed by Daniel Prude’s family, who said his death exposed deep flaws in the way law enforcement responds to mental health crises.

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This random orangutang taking coronavirus more seriously than the President.

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Sandra the orangutang started washing her hands because she saw all the zookeepers doing it repeatedly during the COVID-19 crisis. Wash your hands. Be more like Sandra.🌎❤️🧼🌎

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. @ericuman Sean Spicer took out 4 mortgages in the first 60 days of 2017? Am I reading this right?

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We HAVE to stop referring to these deranged nutbags as "militias", "combatants" and whatever other euphiemisms there are for white TERRORISTS. This is TERRORISM.

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@jo_mendelson

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Disturbing new details in alleged plot to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer reveal their Plan B was to takeover the Michigan capitol building with 200 combatants, who would stage a week-long series of televised executions of public officials.

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@NikkiMcR He did address violence against Asians. Very loudly. These people just say whatever, reality be damned.

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@BlairBraverman @darth This is Pants. I call him Moo, The Moos, or Da Moos a lot. No idea why.

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@BTStranslation_ "Everyone is confident about their hips." God bless the editors.

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Five years ago, I got the best/worst roommate ever. Happy adoptaversary, Pants.

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Everyone, meet Pants. http://t.co/834MlI7EdV

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@Cogensia A CFO who made a viral video inappropriately yelling at a drive thru worker was fired the same day. The fact that you guys couldn't do this for something much worse does indeed reflect on the values and policies of your company.

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Sleepy Pants.

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@RepDougCollins @Bencjacobs Go say it on Fox News.

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Normalize saying absolutely the fuck not.

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This administration is absolute trash.

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This is bad. ICE just told students here on student visas that if their school is going online-only this fall, the students must depart the United States and cannot remain through the fall semester.

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@mrandresbarraza Pants is my dog but yes this would have been a much better if he was my boyfriend.

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. @jasoninthehouse Your daughter will be ashamed of you for more than one reason. You are a shell of a man.

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@littlebruja_ @natalieoclock @fourloko My God, this is terrifying.

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. @PeterBeinart You are a political science professor at CUNY. This tweet is embarrassing for its lack of understanding of free speech.

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@michellebhasin @yashar Any POC who has ever worked under her or gotten a review from her needs to pipe up immediately because hoo boy. People like this who hold any power over others flex it. It's why some get ahead and some don't.

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The first sitting congressman to endorse Trump is going to prison for insider trading. Thieves and crooks, all of them.

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Chris Collins, Republican ex-congressman for upstate NY, was sentenced to 26 months in prison for insider trading. Collins and his friends dodged $800K in losses through the insider trading — before devastating news went public.

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This is just right wing mad libs at this point. Totally incoherent. Nuts.

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Rudy is pushing Illuminati-style conspiracy theories about [spins wheel] George Soros

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Mike Pompeo tweeted this during the DNC piece on domestic violence because abusing women is both funny to Republicans and one of their core values and priorities as a party and as people.

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Look at this fucking idiot. The guy says "we just broke the record for highest temperature in Death Valley at 130°" and Trump smirks proudly and says that's good. That's not good, you moron!

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This video was actually really frustrating. Pucks meant for little girl snatched up by men and boys. Assholes.

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Show this video to every pro athlete today

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@SenBobCorker @ChuckGrassley None of you do anything in good faith.

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If anyone ever hacked and released my voicemails it would be the first time anyone actually listened to them.

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@davidmackau I was so nervous this was going to be another Subway commerical.

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@kbcle @zee_chat He got the zoomies!

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Someone please help Oklahoma.

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Oklahoma Rep. George Faught would not give a straight answer on whether or not rape and incest is "the will of God"

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Everyone should have a food/customer service job at least once in their life so they don't end up being this asshole.

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What. An. Asshole. If you do this, just know, you’re trash.

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@MitchyDelta @cameron *launder money

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@BernieSanders Get 'em, Bernard.

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. @hlafward @GenFlynn @organic2016 Here are Condoleezza Rice, Laura Bush and The Queen of England doing the same.

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Absolute legend.

Morgan Housel

@morganhousel

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I ordered a burger at a bar yesterday. Waitress asked if I wanted fries, I said no. A woman, ~ 80, shouted across the bar, "I'll take them." 20 min later the food arrives and she yells, "Remember, those are mine," and scooped them off the plate. I have nothing but respect.

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COVID-19 when Hermain Cain showed up maskless at the Tulsa rally

Kyle Griffin

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Herman Cain has been admitted to the hospital after testing positive for coronavirus. Cain attended Trump's rally in Tulsa. He posted a photo of himself at the rally sitting in close proximity to other attendees, none of whom appeared to be wearing masks.

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Deranged domestic terrorists. We got to stop with these euphemisms of "militias" when the suspects are white and Trump voters. These are armed gangs of criminals, terrorists, and losers.

Chris Sampson

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6 Men involved in plot to kidnap Michigan Gov, members of Michigan paramilitary group According to @Tom_Winter at least 1 involved in 2ndA rally earlier this year. Stay tuned for details.

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She's running

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@shyguyrm @7soulsmap Remember how much Namjoon worked on Promise with Jimin? He's not out there trying to take it from him. This girl, her husband, and her manager all suck.

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You're getting shoots everywhere, Gary!

Shuyuan Xiao

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Giant panda eating bamboo shoots at Chengdu Giant Panda Reserve

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Also worth noting: Republicans and the Trump admin have been doing everything to stop legal immigration. People who are going to save us, like the Lebanese born co-founder of Moderna, have been being blocked from coming here, extending their residencies, or becoming citizens.

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@danprimack Legal immigrants. That’s REALLY worth noting.

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Yelling "LET THIS CALL END" after forgetting to mute your line on a conference call with 35 people at 4pm on a Friday.

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What a waste of taxpayer money.

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He's out.

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This is like some sort of @darth masterpiece.

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Have you ever seen two T-Rex’s, a shark, a double rainbow, and the Kremlin Annex all in one photo? Same.

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@GovKathyHochul Girl, you couldn't even protect us from a rain storm.

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@nickmullen @WaltWhipman

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If the car, not the tent, is the structure in drive-thru voting, then the car, not the building, is the barn in a beer barn. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk/Beer Barn Appellate Law course.

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"Draw me like one of your French dogs."

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It was a great weekend to run through some leaves with Pants.

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@madmaxbr5 @Austen God, this is so real.

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@lingerie_addict Of course no one stays the same size forever. Part of incorporating sustainability into personal fashion is parting with things responsibly. Making sure things with useful life left end up with a second life or fabric recycling.

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The president is a goddamn lunatic!

Blake Hounshell

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Nobody seems to pay attention to this stuff anymore but this is the president of the United States tweeting that Osama bin Laden was kept alive in Iran and moved to Pakistan for Obama to have a “trophy kill” (which is obviously false)

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What a pup. Have you seen this, @darth @dog_rates ?

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@Mayakosmos "Do you know BTS?"

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"Fair enough." Glorious.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

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Rubio scores an own goal when he says the assault weapons ban "would literally ban every semi-automatic rifle that's sold in America" and the crowd erupts in cheers