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2 years

Mood

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Call me crazy, but I feel like what’s going on in China is a really big deal.

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Men will literally build entire Nintendo Switch entertainment units instead of going to therapy.

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Elon Musk: I don’t want your board seat. Also Elon Musk: I want all your board seats.

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Optometrists right now…

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The Fed controlling inflation…

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I sent my kids on an Easter egg hunt but didn’t hide any eggs. Time for a relaxing Sunday.

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2 years

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person so maybe calm down.

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Me in 1984 wasting time resting instead of buying Apple stock at $0.09.

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5 years

FIXED: Google buys your health data for $2.1 billion.

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Breaking: Google buys Fitbit for $2.1 billion

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Meta employees to be offered real estate in the Metaverse as part of severance package.

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10 months

What goes on here?

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“Mark Zuckerberg was a dropout.” Yeah, he dropped out of Harvard not 10th grade social studies.

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5 months

Laundry: Washing = 45 minutes Drying = 60 minutes Folding = 7 to 10 business days

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11 months

The perfect ad doesn’t exist…

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I’m thankful I locked in a 30-year mortgage at 2.99% in 2021.

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This is all a man needs to be happy…

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8 months

bad news = we can’t find an $80 million stealth fighter jet good news = our stealth technology is very good

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2 years

Elon Musk is the greatest inventor of our time. PayPal, SpaceX, Tesla and Twitter Edit Button. The man’s a genius.

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8 months

Me right before letting everyone down…

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“The market will regulate itself.” The market:

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2 years

Elon Musk and I will pay a combined $11 billion in taxes this year.

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2 years

Bill Gates: Divorced Jeff Bezos: Divorced Elon Musk: Divorced 3x The secret to becoming a billionaire is getting divorced.

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2 years

Sex is cool, but have you ever paid $44 billion for an edit button?

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1 year

Doctor: You have no magnesium. Me: 0mg

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8 months

An iced coffee costs about $5 a day. That’s roughly $35 per week or $140 per month. Now you’re spending $1,680 per year. Over the course of 10 years that’s $16,680, which is not enough to make a down payment on house. So, enjoy your iced coffee.

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2 years

A recession, but it identifies as a bull market.

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One day, each of us burned a CD for the last time but we didn’t know it was the last time.

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2 years

Me organizing my finances…

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4 years

If you invested $10,000 in Kodak one minute ago, you'd have $437,122,500 right now.

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6 months

Typical Gen Z Bank Statement: $2,500 rent $13 lunch $400 student loan payment $26 Uber $1,000 medical bill $8 coffee $600 car payment The issue is obvious. Had they made their coffee at home, they could have saved $7.

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1 year

I never thought I’d be making $74,000/month by the age of 38. Turns out I was right.

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There’s a 1 in 5 chance of dying from heart disease. People: “Won’t happen to me!” There’s a 1 in 292,000,000 chance of winning the Powerball. People: “You never know!”

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2 years

How is Elon Musk able to afford his $44 billion acquisition of Twitter? Simple. He made his coffee at home.

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3 years

When I was young, I was a terrible investor. But after decades of hard work, I am no longer young.

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I paid $120,000 for a MBA only to watch meme stonks outperform the market.

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3 years

16 years of education and $120,000 for a fancy MBA only to watch another dog themed crypto outperform every asset on earth.

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3 years

If you invested $10,000 in bitcoin 1 second ago, you’d have $1,732,128,726.59 right now.

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It’s funny how drinking 8 glasses of water in a day seems impossible, but downing 8 beers in a few hours with the boys couldn’t be easier.

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2 months

Uber has no cars. Airbnb has no hotels. AT&T has no service. This is the new economy.

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4 years

Instead of signing Patrick Mahomes, the Chiefs could have given each American $1 million.

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1 year

PDF is now the fastest growing religion in the world!

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I paid $120,000 for an MBA only to watch magic internet money outperform the market.

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3 years

If you invested $10,000 in bitcoin 3 seconds ago, you’d have $2,372,859.51 right now.

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1 year

Free career advice…

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2 years

Twitter: We will not sell to Elon Musk. Also Twitter: We will sell to Elon Musk.

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9 months

My wife: Did you do that thing I asked? Me:

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10 months

“I’m going to save money by making breakfast at home instead of spending $12 on eating out.” *Spends $40.59 buying stuff to make breakfast at home.*

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If you played this as a kid, your childhood was awesome.

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11 months

After 35, men get to choose between two hobbies. Smoking meat and WW2 history. That’s it.

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Me unboxing the new iPhone 15…

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3 years

If you buy a $3 cup of coffee on your commute to work 5 days a week, you’d spend $90/mo. That’s $1,080/year. If you invested $90/mo at a 6% rate of return for 5 years, you’d miss out on a simple joy that makes life worth living.

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3 years

I just hacked the US Dollar by taking $20 from my wife’s wallet.

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2 years

Investors handling 9.1% inflation…

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3 years

By the age of 30 you should have: 1. A digital wallet 2. Some crypto 3. Back pain 4. 1 NFT

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2 years

I like how Nancy Pelosi dumped her shares of Nvidia before the U.S. government restricted chip sales to China.

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3 years

Me at 15: I will change the world. Me at 25: I will make a small difference. Me at 35: I will charge 1% to manage your money.

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2 years

BREAKING: Meta downgraded back to Facebook.

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If you invested $10,000 in Ethereum in November of last year, you would have about $3,100 today.

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2 years

Bring back $4 lunch, $50,000 homes and $0.99 gas.

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Grocery stores hate this one thing…

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2 years

I’d pay $9 for this.

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1 year

She doesn’t care my portfolio is down 78%.

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2 years

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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"Dad, why is my sister's name Rose?" "Because your mother loves roses." "Thanks, Dad." "You're welcome, Nvidia."

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Thank goodness I’m diversified. Instead of being down more than 50% on one investment, I’m down more than 50% across many different investments.

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2 years

My portfolio is down 33%. My blood alcohol level is up 33%. Perfectly hedged.

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My family wanted to see where I lost all our money.

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I made $1 million trading the market this year. How did I do it? I started with $10 million.

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Today, I learned the average net worth of a 30 year old in the US is -$1,043. I’ve never been so happy to not be average. I’m 37 and my net worth is -$142,053.

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How to invest in bitcoin…

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I used to have to wait until Monday to lose money in the markets but, thanks to cryptocurrency, I can lose money all weekend long.

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Today’s kids will never know what we’ve been through.

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2 years

Bear markets are a great opportunity for young investors to buy cheap stocks and watch them become even cheaper.

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Uber owns no cars. Airbnb owns no hotels. Millennials own no homes. This is the new economy.

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3 years

Instead of bailing out Robinhood for $3.2B, we could have given each American $1 million.

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2 years

Elon Musk’s Net Worth: 2020: $25 billion 2022: $234 billion Jeff Bezos’s Net Worth: 2020: $113 billion 2022: $165 billion Bill Gates’s Net Worth: 2020: $98 billion 2022: $130 billion My Net Worth: 2020: $6 2022: $0

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I love holiday car commercials. Nothing is crazier than someone surprising their spouse that they just spent $175,000 on matching luxury cars without discussing it first.

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1 year

Get off Twitter and go to the gym they said…

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Me at 17: I will change the world. Me at 27: I will make a small difference. Me at 37: I will charge 1% to manage your money.

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Elon Musk: Bitcoin is good. Also Elon Musk: Bitcoin is bad.

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If you had this setup, your childhood was amazing.

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2 years

The stock market is not a casino! A casino gives me drinks when I lose my money.

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I just started my own electric vehicle company. So far, we have $0 in sales, 0 vehicles and 0 plans to make any. I’m now worth $100 billion.

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If your portfolio is down -10%, please stay calm and remember that it’s actually down -17.5% after you factor in inflation.

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2 years

Maybe Meta investing $10 billion in a fake reality was a bad idea.

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If you sleep until Noon, you only have to pay for two meals. Follow me for more money secrets.

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I avoid politics on this platform, but I have three things to say: 1) The far left is awful. 2) The far right is awful. 3) Our politicians are too old. Thank you and have a great weekend.

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3 years

I’m going to tell my kids these are the Winklevoss twins…

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If you invested $100 in Nvidia 10 years ago, you'd have $1,812,503,476 today.

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It’s only a Ponzi if it comes from the Ponzi region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling crypto.

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2 years

Invest in myself? The same person who got me into this mess?

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2 years

How to beat a hedge fund: 1. Invest in the S&P 500

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BREAKING: The S&P 500 has been downgraded to the S&P 450.

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1 year

SBF to post bail using FTX token.

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Men will literally build hot dog race tracks instead of going to therapy.

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10 months

I took Elon’s advice yesterday and put down my phone to spend time with my family. They asked me to return to my phone.

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2 years

Inflation is out of control! I just spent $7,340 for Thanksgiving at the grocery store. $340 was on actual food. The other $7,000 was on an NFT of a pixelated turkey while waiting in the checkout line.

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Steve Jobs was 20 when he founded Apple. Jeff Bezos was 30 when he started Amazon. Mark Zuckerberg was only 19 when he debuted Facebook. It’s too late. You need to give up.

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Ladies, if he: - Always delivers - Has a great package - Travels coast to coast - Makes $170,000/year He’s not your man, he’s your UPS driver.

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