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darth™

@darth

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what did i miss tell me every thing

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@darth

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it is a mystery

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@darth

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what is the other fuckin side here

Tolly Taylor

@TollyTaylor

1 year

Tonight on @wbaltv11 : A man with an AR-15 has been showing up for weeks to a school bus drop off for local elementary school students. Parents say their kids are afraid, the man says he’s protesting @GovWesMoore ’s new gun control law. You’ll hear from both sides at 5+6pm.

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PLUTO IS DOING ITS BEST

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@konstructivizm

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Pluto hasn’t made a full orbit around the sun since it was discovered in 1930. NASA

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@dog_rates I HAVE GOT U HUMPHREY MY FREN

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@darth

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did a boulder write this tweet

CTV News

@CTVNews

3 years

Boulders block Boulder Canyon road near Boulder, Colorado, Boulder County Sheriff's Office says

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zero confidence this police department is in any way unique

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@darth

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there is no rule that says a dog can not report on the weather there is no rule against a weather dog

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@darth

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who takes 35 minutes to eat one hot dog

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@darth

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incredible to be able to singlehandedly make space, electric cars, drugs, and street fighting all seem totally uncool lol

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@darth

2 years

hello what did i miss tell me i am all ears tell me

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@darth

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no wonder fox is fuckin terrified to show this

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@darth

1 year

did a dog write this

The Wall Street Journal

@WSJ

1 year

People around the world have discovered the joy of digging holes. "It's a random thing that anyone can do."

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@darth

3 years

oh btw INNOCENT CASE CLOSE

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@darth

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a story in four photo (via )

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@darth

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those dogs that look like coconuts

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@CAPYBARA_MAN

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@darth

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i do not think the ocean should be on fire it is just my opinion

Manuel Lopez San Martin

@MLopezSanMartin

3 years

🚨 Sobre el incendio registrado en aguas del Golfo de México, en la Sonda de Campeche, a unos metros de la plataforma Ku-Charly (dentro del Activo Integral de Producción Ku Maloob Zaap) Tres barcos han apoyado para sofocar las llamas

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@darth

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INNOCENT U CAN NOT STEAL FROM YOUR OWN DINING ROOM THAT IS THE WHALE SHARKS DINING ROOM CASE CLOSE

Rebecca Herbert

@RebeccaH2030

3 years

Whale Shark has learned how to steal food from fishing nets. #TiredEarth

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@darth

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we are fuckin terrified for one

Mike Madrid

@madrid_mike

3 years

Democratic voters have now shown up in strong (record) numbers in 2016, the 2018 midterms, 2020 & now a September recall. Something is happening.

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@darth

2 years

if loan forgiveness can spare future moms having to work until they are 73 to help their kids pay for college then that sounds like something to work towards tbh

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@darth

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racism?

Pete Ricketts

@PeteRicketts

3 years

Critical race theory is an attack on our country’s core values.

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@darth

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@dog_rates @JoeBiden @DrBiden DOGS COMING BACK TO WHITE HOUSE DOGRATES DOGS BACK

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@darth

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go fuck yourself in advance @tedcruz

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@darth

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no justice no steak

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@darth

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u know when some body tells u to make sure to 'watch until the end' well let me tell u

Sheem-beam 🪩

@cheembeam

3 years

The way I screamed after watching the end of this video! 😩😩😩😂

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@darth

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i mean seriously

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@darth

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this good pup just warning president higgins about that giant fuckin acorn right behind them

Barry Malone

@malonebarry

3 years

Super cute. Ireland's President Michael D. Higgins gives a TV interview while his Bernese Mountain Dog puppy, Misneach, vies for his attention.

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@darth

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congresswoman norton was not even on my list of suspects of who released the six zebras UNTIL NOW

Jennifer Bendery

@jbendery

3 years

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) issued a statement today denying responsibility for letting loose the six zebras that have been on the run in the D.C. suburbs.

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@darth

3 years

i am not saying every vaccine site should have a giant blue whale swimming above it but i am not not saying every vaccine site should have a giant blue whale swimming above it

WCBS 880

@wcbs880

3 years

New Yorkers will be able to get their shots directly below the iconic blue whale as a new COVID-19 vaccine site comes to the American Museum of Natural History ( @AMNH ).

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darth™

@darth

2 years

your pups please share them today here in this smol thread your cats your birbs your bearded dragons your hedge hogs

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@darth

1 year

MAKING NEWS IS NOT YOUR FUCKING JOB IDIOT

Brian Stelter

@brianstelter

1 year

"You do not have to like the former president's answers, but you can't say that we didn't get them," Licht tells staffers, many of whom are angry about the town hall. "Kaitlan pressed him again and again and made news. Made a LOT of news." And "that is our job."

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@darth

2 years

wat kind of orgy only lasts 30 minutes

Olivia Beavers

@Olivia_Beavers

2 years

NEW: Rep. Madison Cawthorn just left McCarthy’s office. He met with the GOP leader and Minority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La.) for roughly 30 minutes. Cawthorn didn’t respond to my questions about the meeting as he was leaving.

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@darth

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omfg

Oscar Mayer

@oscarmayer

3 years

Call us next time you want to ride a wiener into space…

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@darth

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why is that rick

Jason S. Campbell

@JasonSCampbell

3 years

CNN's Rick Santorum: "We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American culture"

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@darth

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they demanded your birth certificate, sir

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

3 years

Obama tells Anderson Cooper he never foresaw the Republican Party getting this bad

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@darth

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does it have a graveyard

Eyewitness News

@ABC7NY

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EXTREME: Royal Caribbean is planning for what it calls the longest and most comprehensive world cruise ever. Passengers will be onboard the Serenade of the Seas for 274 nights - that's nine months!

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darth™

@darth

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can not get much more cyber secure than that tbh

Elena

@omnialnchristo

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greats walk among us

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@darth

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if only they would put this much energy into their fries

Chronicle Food

@SFChronicleFood

3 years

In-N-Out blasted San Francisco's vaccine mandate after getting shut down for failing to enforce it. "We refuse to become the vaccination police for any government."

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darth™

@darth

1 year

ok so maybe u gave up that check mark but there is always time to get a darth™ seal of approval it could happen to u

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@darth

3 years

@davidmackau "name sir" "what??" "your name, sir" "....dona...donald trump" "sorry sir your name is not on the list"

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darth™

@darth

2 years

stay off the sea lion's beach have u tried that

Malik Earnest

@MalikEarnest

2 years

A group of people were chased by two Sea Lions at a beach in the La Jolla area of San Diego. Lifeguards were on standby in the water ensuring no one was hurt and the sea lions could easily make their way. It's recommended people stay at least 50 ft away from sea lions. 📹: Charli

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"MADAME VICE PRESIDENT"

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me waiting patiently for my turn to get a vaccination shot

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darth™

@darth

2 years

the dream job does not exi....

pourmecoffee

@pourmecoffee

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"British charity is searching for people to spend five months in Antarctica, to run the world's most remote post office and be responsible for counting penguins"

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first look at the live-action clifford the big red hedge hog

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@darth

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like flying to cancún for example ted

Acyn

@Acyn

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Cruz: The nice thing about politics is that actions speak much more loudly than words

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@darth

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give bailey a burrito

John Iadarola

@johniadarola

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What do you want @JoeBiden first action as President to be?

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rolly polly

Turn Texas Blue

@Blue_Texas2022

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What do you call these?

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normalize minding your own fuckin business about why others are taking a day off of work

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@darth

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no i do not

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@darth

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go get your vaccine at CVS u can just walk in i am serious

Liam Martin

@LiamFromBoston

3 years

BREAKING: CVS announces it is now accepting *walk-in* appointments for #coronavirus vaccines across the country. No appointment necessary. This comes after President Biden's order yesterday for all pharmacies taking part in the federal vaccine program to allow walk-ins. #WBZ

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@darth

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this cat straight up going to murder some one as soon as it gets out of the swimming pool

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@darth

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what is the deal with the boasting about how little sleep u get get some fuckin sleep

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@darth

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u mean all those supporters chanting “lock her up” in 2016 were disgusting matt? deplorable even? fuckin hypocrites

Matt Gaetz

@mattgaetz

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This is now the Left’s goal - throw President Trump, his administration officials, his family and his supporters in prison. This is where we are now. Disgusting.

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@darth

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who counted the bees

The New York Times

@nytimes

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15,000 bees swarmed into a man's car while he made a 10-minute stop at a New Mexico grocery store. The bees were safely removed by an off-duty firefighter, whose hobby is beekeeping. “I’ll do anything to keep people from killing the bees,” he said. 🐝

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@darth

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replace every shitty confederate statue with this golden chonk

Reuters

@Reuters

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Turkmenistan erects giant gilded dog monument. Dogs and horses are sources of national pride in the isolated desert nation, where they are widely used by the many traditional herders among the population of six million

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i am just saying if u have some bad news to drop this monday morning seems like a good time to drop some bad news no body will even see it

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@MerriamWebster omfg merriam webster omfg

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ok i am convinced

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ANY THING HE WANTS

Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊

@Stop_Trump20

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What should we name him??

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@darth

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great laundromat attendant OR GREATEST LAUNDROMAT ATTENDANT

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@darth

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did i miss any thing

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who gives a shit

New York Times Opinion

@nytopinion

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“This is not the America I remember growing up in.” Eight conservative men share their thoughts on living in America today.

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wow this is really starting to make me question whether the police are always telling the truth

The Marshall Project

@MarshallProj

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Police say demoralized officers are quitting in droves. Labor data says no.

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@dog_rates TOFU COME BACK TOFU

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IS THERE A BURRITO IN YOUR BACK PACK FOR BAILEY SENATOR WARREN

Elizabeth Warren

@ewarren

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Hiking selfie with my guys!

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@darth

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potatoes

naz

@Nazxca

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There is only one thing girls want, and it starts with a P and ends in a S.

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if u are exhausted u do not need to explain it to any one

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@darth

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are u allowed to do a thumbs up in a mug shot

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tim apple putting 2TB of storage in the new iPad and 256GB in the new iMac

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@darth

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@netflix ENHANCE EINHANCE

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just a huge cache of well done steaks

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@darth

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i do not know if u follow @TheGoldenRatio4 but u should they adopt senior pups and rescues and give them dignity companionship and love in their twilight years i do not know how they do it they are the best

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@darth

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INNOCENT

Margo Gontar 🔱

@MargoGontar

1 year

This fella got into a tent with 26 soldiers, at night, somehow passed the man on a watch duty, climbed into a box with food, ate cheese, cookies, spilled sugar, coffee and fell asleep in that box. And that’s where they found him in the morning 🐕 📸, shared by: @Fodorpalaezepa

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@darth

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about the same when i show my drivers license knowing it excludes people

James Waterson

@JanessaWaterson

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Hello Vaxxed people. Honest question here (as I fully support your decision to get vaxxed), how do you feel when showing your vaxx passport knowing it excludes people?

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@darth

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@jaketapper "trump voter fraud hotline...yes...my refrigerator is running why do u ask"

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is winter over yet

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GIVE BAILEY ANOTHER BURRITO SENATOR WARREN THE BURRITO SHELF IS RIGHT THERE

Elizabeth Warren

@ewarren

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Bailey is (literally) dog-tired of Republicans doing everything they can to stop progress, too.

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@darth

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nobody could have predicted this no body

NBC News

@NBCNews

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Unvaccinated adults are far less likely to wear masks and avoid crowds, survey finds.

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@darth

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GIVE THIS PUP A BURRITO

Bailey Warren

@FirstDogBailey

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WE DID IT. Love & hope have defeated hate and fear. The nightmare ends. Hug the dogs that helped you thru it. Now it’s time to hold Joe accountable to his promises, root out corruption, & build a country that works for everyone

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@darth

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men u are not taking on a goose get over yourself that goose will kick your ass

Catherine Rampell

@crampell

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"Compared to women, men feel most able to take on medium-sized dogs and geese"

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@darth

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"enough with the fuckin singing sebastian!"

Zack Budryk

@BudrykZack

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Obsessed with this picture from the Boston Globe of a lobsterwoman yeeting one that wasn't big enough

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@darth

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I have not gone anywhere since march tbh SNL

Saturday Night Live - SNL

@nbcsnl

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Don’t go anywhere. We’ll see you soon!

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@darth

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raise your paw if u ran out of straws a long time ago

MSNBC

@MSNBC

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New bombshell reporting about Clarence Thomas accepting lavish gifts from a GOP billionaire appears to be the last straw for some Democrats. (via @MaddowBlog )

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will this be on tik tok