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David Mack
23 days
Somehow, it's 5 years today — an eternity that's passed in the blink of an eye. I've reached that stage of grief where thinking about him now mostly brings me warmth, not sadness. If you're struggling with loss right now, know that with time you'll get there too. Love you, Dad
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5 years
On losing my Dad.
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2 years
UNCENSORED WILL SMITH FOOTAGE AS SHOWN ON AUSTRALIAN TV
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4 years
these condoms come with a hole to pee through
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4 years
These face masks come with a straw hole for sipping cocktails
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3 years
michelle obama with husband
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2 years
this remains an all-time story about the queen
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i can’t wait to watch this on a plane
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‘Anyone But You’ has crossed $100 million at the global box office.
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3 years
“hi guys, lotta rumours on the timeline tonight so i just wanted to go live to share some truths”
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2 years
if you were the guy who saluted the nicole kidman amc ad at the May 28 screening of top gun at the universal citywalk amc in los angeles, please please please dm me i am begging you
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4 years
my boyfriend has been wearing sweats so much he has started calling normal pants... "hard pants"
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1 year
this is *incredibly* juvenile but i don’t think i’ve laughed harder at anything in my entire life??? tears, throwing up, convulsing on the floor laughter
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4 years
cardi is our president now and honestly good
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6 years
Angela Merkel's office has released this photo taken today at the G7, which tells you a lot about how things went.
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4 years
greta illustrates once again that olds will never be able to mess online with kids who grew up on the internet
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5 years
Sandra Oh: ["Crazy Rich Asians"] is the first studio film with an Asian American lead since "Ghost in the Shell" and "Aloha." Emma Stone [in the crowd]: I'M SORRY!
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NONE OF THAT WAS BLEEPED IN AUSTRALIA WILL SMITH SAID “KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH”
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3 years
this clip has only become more relevant this week
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2 years
covid really said “hi just circling back”
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9 months
omg just arrived in london & something very non-nyc just happened: train conductor made a beleaguered announcement, “to the man preaching on the train, there’s a time and a place and it’s not at 7.30am on the elizabeth line service. please stop and let everyone get to work.”
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11 months
texted grimace and he just sent me this??
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i have suprise on 6/6 txt me 707-932-4826
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6 years
Ron Howard: "We are honored ... to be here to present the award for best director." Natalie Portman, done with this shit: "And here are the all-male nominees." 🔥
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2 years
i love that he's introducing her to his culture 😍
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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck grab coffee and donuts from Dunkin'
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5 years
we owe the team behind the sonic the hedgehog movie a huge apology
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3 years
this is the saddest thing i've ever read
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1 year
been thinking about this almost every day
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5 years
me choosing not to listen to the new kanye and just go on living my life
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10 months
you mean to tell me that with all the infinite barbie merch and partnerships nobody is selling a pair of these
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7 months
at what point do you just move buildings
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7 months
‘ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING’ has been renewed for season 4.
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4 years
anyone else curious why pornhub has 50,000 masks
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Pornhub gives NYC coronavirus workers 50K masks — and free porn
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4 years
Trump says he may leave the US if Biden wins.
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7 years
found this photo of sean spicer hiding between the bushes
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7 years
omg this is everything
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4 years
Michelle Williams delivering a passionate defense of a woman's right to choose: "Women, 18 to 118, when it is time to vote please do so in your own self-interest. It's what men have been doing for years."
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4 months
we were so wrong. come back, queen. your people need you
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6 years
remember Parker Curry, the toddler who was obsessed with @MichelleObama ’s portrait? Her mom, Jessica, just sent me this Halloween update ❤️
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7 years
Trump says he met with the "president of the Virgin Islands." *cough* he is the president of the Virgin islands, which is a US territory
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4 years
twitter needs a close friends feature bc i got a) shit to say and b) a job to keep
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2 months
that’s keira knightly in bend it like beckham
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popculture
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young Tom Hardy
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2 years
there is absolutely a conversation happening right now about whether to ask the presumptive best actor winner to leave bc he just assaulted someone on live tv
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1 year
we are witnessing one of the most spectacular corporate disasters of living memory. hulu and netflix will make competing miniseries about this. brendan fraser will win an emmy for playing elon in the better one
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7 months
a threat
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A new ‘WONKA’ trailer is imminent.
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10 months
not a single head attached to the body it belongs to 😭
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10 months
New poster for ‘MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 3’ has been released.
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like many other people, my other tiktok hole this week has been thai military conscription where the fiercest divas you’ve ever seen find out if they have to literally serve
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22 days
newest tiktok hole i’m in is judges and cops interacting with sovereign citizens. 10/10 recommend
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6 years
A sexual assault survivor just confronted Jeff Flake (who just announced he's voting for Kavanaugh): "Don't look away from me! Look at me and tell me that it doesn't matter what happened to me, that you will let people like that go into the highest court of the land"
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4 years
when historians write about the last hour they will begin by noting the 2008 republican vp nominee was rapping on tv dressed as a bear, then the network cut to trump announcing coronavirus flight suspensions, then tom hanks got it & the nba suspended
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2 months
haha of course i know how to pronounce marchioness of cholmondeley but you go first
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Lady Rose Hanbury: Who is the Marchioness of Cholmondeley?
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5 years
nature is so beautiful 😍
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Travis Kelce in talks to host ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader’ reboot for Amazon Prime, Variety reports. 🍎
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4 years
Spoke with Mike Schultz who has gone viral for sharing a before/after photo of his six weeks in the hospital after contracting the coronavirus at the Miami Winter Party Festival
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4 years
1) I love that he did this with Trevor Project. It shows how mindful he is of the harm her comments had on trans youth. 2) What a fucking legend
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1 year
i can’t just “pivot to instagram.” i don’t want to live on an app that makes me feel bad about myself. i want to live on app that makes me feel bad about the world.
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7 months
instead of suits, each senator should have to constantly wear outfits inspired by their home state like it’s the miss america pageant. (pennsylvania is already doing this which is why they sent john fetterman)
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2 months
Well, yes! For @vulture , I found the sad Oompa Loompa from Glasgow & interviewed her. Meet Kirsty Paterson, who told me all about how she got roped into this fiasco & what’s it been like going viral for a photo she can’t stand.
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This photo from the Willy wonka experience is single handedly the photo of the year. I know it’s only February but close the vote there’s no topping this. Please find this woman she needs to be interviewed ASAP
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9 months
the simplicity of this has me dying
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4 years
the girl behind me on this 14 hr flight has brought a UKULELE and she is PLAYING IT
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4 years
omfg one of my best friends lives in london and one day his baby girl wanted to know what the black electricity box on the street was, but he didn't know so he shrugged...and now every time they see one she does this 😭
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5 months
kinda iconic you gotta admit
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10 months
too young to go to facebook. too old to go to tiktok. too ugly to go to instagram.
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10 months
the economy is wild rn. everyone i know is either getting laid off or in paris
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1 year
ok so everyone just googled “rihanna pregnant” right
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5 years
twitter in 2019 is waking up and checking if the british or us government or both collapsed while u were sleeping
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2 years
Lizzo has stolen the Declaration of Independence.
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3 years
so eugene goodman quite literally saved mitt romney
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People in Brooklyn are screaming. Cars are honking
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6 years
the latest in the series of Trump Time covers 👀
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Debra Messing drags E! (while being interviewed on E!): "I was so shocked to hear that E! doesn't believing in paying their female co-hosts the same as their male co-hosts"
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“the submarine stepson is feuding with cardi b,” i say to myself as the nurses wheel me down the halls of the mental hospital
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3 years
MIAMI (AP) — Voting company Smartmatic files $2.7 billion libel suit against Fox News, Fox hosts, Giuliani and Powell.
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lmao
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pronouncing the hurricane as “on ree” not henry
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thinking mr rogers is the bad guy is kinda of a tell
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went to the past lives bar and oh-
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you just know the person sitting behind her is so pissed
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4 years
off to the park to gossip with the girls
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29 days
how dare you besmirch my little prince
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Ok but I am positive SNL has never hired a hot man
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2 months
oh i am falling down the rabbit hole here so fast it’s crazy
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Prince William has pulled out of attending a memorial service at Windsor Castle for the late King Constantine of Greece because of an unspecified personal matter, his office said.
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5 years
i have never seen this person before in my life
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7 years
This viral #MarchForLife tweet actually shows Obama's 2009 inauguration crowd
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this is a fucking brutal category that is going to start a gay civil war
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zendaya in bed with those tennis twinks
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2 years
strong case that she is the funniest person on television right now
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new queen just dropped. watch how the others go from rolling their eyes at the subject matter to silently feeling mortified
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ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @ashleyljames
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i am dying at this context note
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4 years
taylor swift said ok fine i will cure coronavirus
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10 months
when this shot happened my whole cinema cheered and went crazy. it was like what i assume the bomb explosion was for oppenheimer audiences
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7 years
Holy crap. This exchange between Chris Wallace and Trump's lawyer is absolutely incredible.
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2 years
well julia louis-dreyfus wins. what a MEMORY
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5 years
so, to recap, y'all are upset that the 74-year-old career bureaucrat isn't telegenic enough to quickly and forcefully summarize his report which was too long for you all to read
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bank: ty for paying off your credit card!!! me: 😇😇😇😇😇 bank: we updated your credit score!!! me: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 bank: we lowered it... me:
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7 years
Tweets on Hamilton cast: 2 Tweets on Trump Univ: 2 Tweets feuding with @nytimes : 6 Tweets condemning racist attacks done in his name: 0
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3 years
Incredible Getty photos from inside the Capitol
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Photographers: Can we get a handshake? Merkel (to Trump): Do you want to have a handshake? Trump: *no response* Merkel: *makes awkward face*
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2 years
JENNIFER. AFFLECK.
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4 years
absolutely nothing will prepare you for the tone shift in this video. i think my neck just broke
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