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7 months

There's a very clear undertone of these VAR discussions that LFC want to make clear that mistakes against them are more important than mistakes against anyone else, because they believe they're more important than everyone else.

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Iranian, Russian and Chinese money now floating into Everton. Feels quite dirty. In a good way.

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7 years

Just spending the Donohue money aren’t we.

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8 months

If you could pick one person on Everton twitter to grab the mic in front of our lot…

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Lyon’s players are dressed down by the Bad Gones ultras in extraordinary fashion following their 4-1 home loss vs PSG: “There were people who wore the Lyon shirt before you who gave everything for it. Don’t defile/smear it.”

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7 months

@skibbidyskobbi1 perfectly confirmed my point thanks

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7 years

* USM Finch Farm* * Fades to darkness * Camera pans to Rooney riding the super lamb banana drinking a can of Red Bull.

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10 years

" @FattusAntus : Anderson wasn't enjoying his medical at Fiorentina. http://t.co/117OZb6Yyx"

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7 years

If Moyes does get the Scotland job, It's gona be proper weird seeing Anichebe and Pienaar line up for them.

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11 years

Juan Mata doesn't hold any grudge toward Mourinho... honest... http://t.co/VzRqpgJiDV

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7 years

Everton already dropped about £25m on the youth team. Mad days these.

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12 years

When asked by the press why he chose Martin Kelly ahead of Micah Richards, Hodgson reportedly shouted 'YOLO' and made an urban hand gesture

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7 years

Michael Keane weird scooped pass appreciation tweet.

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9 years

BT have confirmed the replay is 2 weeks on Thursday at 4:30 in the morning.

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12 years

RVP Joins Manchester United. Stops loving kids and wife. http://t.co/EP7xWg6a

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9 months

@joe_thomas18 Can the 3 directors box seats be given to Everton in the community instead of being left empty as sone kind of statement?

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12 years

"Scott Parker An inspiration that led Charlton to mediocrity, sat on Chelsea's bench for years then led West Ham to relegation. LionHeart."

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12 years

Van Persie joins Manchester United. Stops loving wife and kids. Shame. http://t.co/EP7xWg6a

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10 years

Guy on the right with his 'having a piss in the pool' face. http://t.co/O9komxW7rz

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7 months

@skibbidyskobbi1 Proves my point entirely, in your eyes you’re the heroes of the story fighting the evil baddies against all odds.

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9 years

Everton fans would like to make it clear that although "they don't care too much for money", money can ABSOLUTELY buy you McGeady

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12 years

Just been barbers & asked for a 'LFC haircut' a mess at the back, nothing on the sides & fuck all up front... He charged me £130million!!!

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7 years

@LFCFansCorner I think that's the point, don't want to sell.

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10 years

Club Secretary David Harrison with his 'pissing in the pool' face again. http://t.co/S9zpWY0vTX

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2 years

Classic Ramsdale and his short arms unable to make a bread n butter save from Gray. 😬

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7 years

Press: Lukaku is definitely leaving Everton. ** indicates he’ll sign a new deal ** … Press: Barkley is definitely leaving Everton.

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10 years

BREAKING: Kaka spotted at Elland Road. #lufc http://t.co/0dXhy103vd

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14 years

Doctors confirm latest Michael Owen injury is due to his leg being 'made entirely of pink wafer'

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12 years

apparently Liverpool players are going to wear tshirts in support of Liam Stacey

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11 years

This is absolutely how it feels to be an Evertonian at any age. http://t.co/dALwb4lIj4

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11 years

"Mayans were definitely Liverpool fans. Making bold, ridiculous predictions, living off ancient history, lost among modern civilisation..."

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2 years

Toffeeweb crashed. Perhaps @theesk posted something positive and blew it up! Only joking mate thank you for your service.

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10 years

Spain vs Netherlands heat map http://t.co/JLXgUlgG3G

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10 years

“ @StuieHayllor : "You're not getting a ice cream you cunt"! http://t.co/OTZH90ZDgL"

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8 years

lol Alan Shearer telling Jurgen Klopp how to manage…

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10 years

" @FourthOfficial_ : Good finish by Chris Long, hopefully the teenager gets some game time next year "

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7 months

@screamingfball I’ve no issue with them wanting to understand what happened i think all the var chat should be public.

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10 years

Reasonably sure today is going to be another brutal reminder of why Everton should have just paid the fucking rent.

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. @Mo_Besic spirit animal.

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10 years

This is what happens if you anger Lukaku “ @JustFootLive : Sublime photo de Goodison Park. #Everton http://t.co/k0RxnSkKQq”

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8 years

Everton will manage to let a goal in during the Guard of Honour

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10 years

This http://t.co/xvfw7bdnPD

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9 years

Brave valiant Arsenal very unlucky last night to go out on UEFA's controversial "what happened in the first leg counts as well" rule.

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10 years

"How do we make this ground more intimidating?" "How about a load of bubbles?" "Sound."

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8 months

Fancy Beto for goal of the month

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11 years

What the fuck is that? http://t.co/5p0mZoztGS

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9 years

John Stones starts for Everton! and in other news, so do 10 more players who aren't for sale.

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7 years

Hearing Liverpool fans have started a petition to make Tom Davies pull his socks up a bit higher.

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9 years

It does baffle me that Man United fans sing a song about a Chelsea goal that meant Man City won the league. Very odd.

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10 years

SEAMUS COLEMAN JUST GOT COMPARED TO CAFU.

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3 years

Will be very sad to see Andre Gomes leave. I thought the world of him first season. Class with both feet, drove forward and had other players bouncing off him. Never got back to those levels. All the best.

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11 years

Not sure who they were playing but congratulations to Liverpool who's fans seem to be celebrating a massive win tonight.

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4 years

@theliverpoolway who’s more snarley than Bellamy?

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10 years

"Should I wear my captains armband?" "Yeah mate, you'll look sick" http://t.co/R7mEdTJFRW @FullKitWankers

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7 years

Everton vs "Everton Classic" in the Milk Cup.

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11 years

Buy him, NOW #Matri #Everton http://t.co/60sO95V4xE

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6 years

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Love Goodison, hope I love Bramley more..🏟

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6 years

This made me laugh

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12 years

" @MichaelAHann : Proof that Robbie Keane has become a household name in the US: http://t.co/3SOa32iB"

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6 years

Only 3 games tomorrow?! WTF am I meant to do before 2pm??!

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2 years

Amazing that Hugo Lloris’ slight graze of the ball was clear and obvious but when Rondons shirt is being removed…

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8 years

My prediction is that by about 15th July, 20% of Evertonians will be fuming we've not spent £100m yet

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7 years

watching Sunderland is like your mate having an old version of FIFA, going Everton and then being like ‘oh, remember him’

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10 years

Remember when Southampton invented passing and scoring? Cheers for that guys, we owe you one.

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10 years

Everton's city centre retail store will be renamed Everton 4 Liverpool 1 so we have a bit of breathing space going into injury time.

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6 years

Theo knows all he needs to do is have a shot on target from anywhere in the first 15 mins and the fans will be on his side

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8 months

My Timehop today

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3 years

Can't remember the last time we had a winger who'd just run at and terrify defenders. 😍 @AAKanchelskis snr perhaps?

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6 years

Aaand we’ll TAX the kopites one by one with the stadium on the Royal Blue Mersey.

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11 years

Despite Leon Osman's best efforts, Everton progress to the next round.

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12 years

I think Nadal and Djokovic's girlfriends should jelly wrestle to decide this...

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12 years

Celtic to Rangers fans "What's that coming over the hill is it the tax man" #favfootballchants

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10 years

There's definitely a 9 year old lad with Football Manager on a laptop somewhere in control of Manchester United's transfers

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10 years

Been saying this a while, with so many players injured we should defo give the under13s a chance against City Saturday.. ;)

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8 months

Braithwaite has been impressive again today.

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10 years

Just realised I've been sat on the PS3 controller on the triangle button. So you can blame me for Neuer tonight. Soz lads.

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12 years

Leeds to Brighton fans: "We can see you holding hands" #favfootballchants

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11 months

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What’s the most underrated kit your club’s ever had? 🤔👕

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10 years

Question for Clarke Carlisle... Why can't Jackson Martinez get into the Ecuador team?! http://t.co/YiWSFMc0l3"

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7 years

Helped up by a fucking ghost.

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10 years

#DareToNaismith

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9 years

I don't understand, how can we hear a measly 2,000 Basle fans over that *famous* Anfield atmosphere..?

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6 years

This guy

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10 years

Liverpool abusing the loan system for the last 10 minutes there... tut tut.

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11 years

If you haven't already seen it... The Novices guide to the football pitch http://t.co/qqHYpBgJ

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5 months

If anybody else feels unsafe around green pieces of cardboard let me know.

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7 months

Today is the start of a glorious new era. Everton will win 777 games in a row and with it claim all major honours in an unprecedented decade of dominance.

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6 months

Every extra game at Goodison is a gift. Not long now.

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3 years

People don't realise how that Allan pass makes that goal. So many times we play to the man instead of in the space ahead of them.

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10 years

Gutted we didn't win 17-0 :(

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12 years

SkySports banging on about racism and then have the audacity to refer to the final of the African Nations Cup the 'Black Country Derby'

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8 months

its a bit mad the Premier League are willing to move games to all sorts of mad times, but here we are sat on a bank holiday Monday with fuck all to watch

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8 months

hey @ALANMYERSMEDIA can you ask Sean Dyche is this is on the table and if so we'll have a vote on who gets the mic. Cheers.

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8 months

Lyon’s players are dressed down by the Bad Gones ultras in extraordinary fashion following their 4-1 home loss vs PSG: “There were people who wore the Lyon shirt before you who gave everything for it. Don’t defile/smear it.”

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9 years

way too many Everton players on this pitch for the horrendous tackles that are flying in

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