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Maria Cadenzavna Eve’s strongest soldier

@lawsofsacae

8 months

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@lawsofsacae

2 years

“traumatized” have you tried DODGING

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5 years

on me way te grab me starter frum the prefesser, ere’s hopin’ the fookin monkey basterd grows into a right fine lad

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6 years

me literally every time i hear this theme

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6 years

scientific community: “teens need 8/9 hours of sleep” schools: “uh-huh” sci comm: “and their brains don’t fully work until 10 am” schools: “ye” sci comm: “after a week of 6-hour nights of sleep they are equivalent to being drunk” schools: “wake up at 6:30 and do hw for 5 hours”

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7 months

@_Archesuchus_ ooooo is that meant to be another one further back?

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6 years

it’s funny how smash players perceive marth as the effeminate gay man and ike as the chad straight guy when marth is the one who has a wife and ike is SUPER fucking gay

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@lawsofsacae

4 years

imagine being Aoi Yuuki, and possessing the immense chad energy to sign a picture of a character you voice, one that was designed based on your OWN LOOKS, right on the thigh

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the villains in smash: -a penguin who stole food ONE time and then got his shit together -big turtle who plays golf and tennis with his nemesis -crocodile on heroin who steals bananas -reincarnated dark god, later becomes malice incarnate -cruel, genocidal space dragon

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@lawsofsacae

5 years

inkling player: buries me with side b inkling player: gets up inkling player: goes to the bathroom inkling player: makes a sandwich inkling player: takes a nap inkling player: sits back down and usmashes me before i can do anything

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@lawsofsacae

2 months

he doesn’t “get all the hoes”, the hoes pass him around. look at him

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Yall saw this nigga aether and was like oh yeah he's daddy he gets all the hoes and this what he look like

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@lawsofsacae

4 years

this just in: villains are evil and try to hurt the protagonist. more at 11

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4 years

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Glorifies Abuse and Assault Against Women #theriseofskywalker #starwars #rey #womeninfilm #abusiverelationships #trosspoilers

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5 years

holy shit yes

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2 years

@AmethystItalian we can only hope she reached that ranking out of sheer scrunkly energy

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@Goji_Saurus heisei godzilla specifically already has an incredibly powerful telepathic mind what if he’s the kwisatz haderach

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4 years

when will we learn to stop believing their lies

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4 years

this will always be my favorite fbyleth image it’s so funny for no reason she looks like a mole

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@lawsofsacae

4 years

SOCIETY HAS MOVED PAST THE NEED FOR NEUTRAL

More Ultra Instinct Goku,Please follow me!

@CooolQAQ

4 years

Ultra Instinct Goku 6 Demo #DBFZ #DBFZ_GUI #DBFZ_UIG #DBFZ_UGK

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@lawsofsacae

2 years

top 1 line deliveries all time

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2 years

can’t wait for xenoblade 3’s unique monster theme “you might remember our names if you think about it a bit”

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@lawsofsacae

6 years

now back to our regularly scheduled shitposting

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6 years

Mineta: *is a pervert* mha fanbase: “UGH I FUCKING HATE THAT LITTLE GRAPE FUCK I HOPE HE DIES Toga/Dabi/etc: *literally kill people* mha fanbase: “uwu smol bean”

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5 years

i’m sorry

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5 years

Shulk to Cloud between s4 and ultimate

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squirtle: squirtle squir! ivysaur: ivy! charizard: R̸̛̠̹̠͊̍̀͌́̓̀̽A̵̛̬̬̬̝̽̈́̑̈́̎̑͐͋̈́̇̽̑̏͌͛̕͜͝ͅW̵̖̜̹̺͓͒̋͛̀́̏̄̌W̸̧̧̞͙̫̖̯̣͌͐͊̎̾͐̔̊̑́̄̐̂̓̊̑͐W̵̢̭̞̝͈̖̜̻̫̗͔̙̤̱͒̈́̃̇̿̊̀͑̅̊̃́̒̚͝͝ͅR̶̙͍̞͔̱̫̘͖͔̯̖̤͛̓̍̐̈͜͜ͅG̵̡̮̦̩̦͕̮͈͖̲̟̻͔̋̊͋H̴̢͕̣̼͖͔̒̌̈̊̑̽͊͐̇̆̋̃̉͘͝

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@viscerocomplex

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10 months

apparently the bad bitch from Witch From Mercury looks like this at the end of the show and thus i will be watching.

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4 years

"damn cide why do you hate pikachu so much lol"

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@lawsofsacae

4 years

i think it’s time i officially said it

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“marth, fire marth, buff marth, girl marth, magic marth, dragon marth, bad recovery marth”

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@lawsofsacae

4 years

everyone has pronouns asshole, they came free with your fucking gender

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@lawsofsacae

5 years

the good stuff: -projectiles nerfed -m2 buffs -corrin buffs -sheik buffs -mild wolf/pichu/snake nerfs the bad stuff: -olimar escaped

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5 months

“is elphelt voiced by morgana” you fool. morgana is voiced by elphelt

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6 years

>space dragon that commits mass murder >sexy witch who regularly feeds angels to her pet demons >trained soldier who’s seen literal brutal war >a kid, but also a squid

Carlos

@SomeKirbyFan

6 years

I look at this picture and deny that this is even real

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3 years

Godzilla vs. Kong becomes much funnier when you realize goji is about 249,000,000 years older than the monke

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6 years

threw together this list of canon smash tiers after seeing pere's tweet, discuss

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@lawsofsacae

5 years

choose wisely, gamers

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1 year

damn that blue pink and white flag is stacked what country are they from that keeps churning out top players

Tong @ #LVLUPEXPO #CB2024 #DHDAL24 #CEO2024

@TongNeverSleeps

1 year

Congrats to @RazzoSharp for winning TNS tonight! @letsdaze_ @UMlSHO @RemiCeleste @NBNHMR @LuckMtl @cheryo000 Thanks to everyone that came through to play and watch and a huge thanks to UngaSmash for coming through with a huge contribution to the prize pool!

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4 years

@TheEternalEvil whoever decided to make shin use his tail beam to perform The Kick has my eternal respect

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5 years

...anyone know what the fuck happened here???

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5 years

“welcome, ladies. ready to experience the shit you put me through for 4 years?”

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5 years

what is HAPPENING

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2 years

GET READY TO PLAY GENDER NEUTRAL

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4 years

give smash characters their canon abilities so shulk can’t damage any character in the game besides ROB

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4 years

s4 cloud alone is cooler than every ultimate top tier combined

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4 years

looked in the archives, oh me oh my

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@PedanticRomantc i just love that the dude goes “go woke go broke” a month after the release of Nirvana Initiative, a sequel that would not exist if the first game (which is also “woke”) had not made money

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4 years

smash 5 characters better than Pikachu

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2 months

@Sietchposting i truly can’t believe denis deprived us of the kwisatz hadercuck

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10 months

this image brings me indescribable joy and may be the thing that finally gets me to start gwitch. she’s so oomfie

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4 years

*deep breath* HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

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@lawsofsacae

6 years

i just can’t believe that after 10 years of suffering through being trash tier my character is finally decent you guys aren’t ready for how fucking cancerous viable ganon’s gonna be

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4 years

tweek starts playing cloud and people SWEAR his nair “looks bigger” here’s a thought: cloud’s nair was never small and 95% of cloud players are bad?

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2 years

@BigMeruemFan ARE YOU REEEEAAADYYY

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4 years

oh you have a career you’re interested in? better be able to calculate the cosecant of pi to the 4th power or you won’t even get a DEGREE!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

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6 years

ganondorf: are you a real villain? dedede: well, uh, technically, nah k. rool: *violently shakes his head*

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5 years

bayo: nerfed into the fucking ground cloud: toned down sheik: toned down zss: nerfed fox: toned down diddy: buffed ??????????????why??????????????

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4 years

it’s so fucking funny how smash ultimate took every single smash 4 top tier and nerfed them out of top tier EXCEPT ZERO SUIT why was she spared

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6 years

yall are complaining about Marth not getting any FEH alts??? did you forget he’s a guest character? Marth is from Smash Bros Melee, not Fire Emblem

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4 years

@5568x astolfo avi should be “racist”

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2 years

losing my shit in this Target rn

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4 years

ult pikachu is literally better than any smash 4 character not named cloud/bayo this fucker should be running the meta and would be if he wasn’t the lamest piece of shit ever created

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5 years

i think it’s super cool how smash characters carry over traits from their home games, like how: -bayonetta has a diverse combo tree -incineroar taunts for successful attacks like a wrestler -lucina is super boring

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4 years

here’s the whole image btw

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4 years

okay but now that the game’s dead can yall admit the smash 4 theme SLAPS

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5 years

Creeper 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ Aaaaaw man 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ So we back in the mine 😎 👇/||\_👇 _/¯ ¯\_ Got our pickaxe swinging from 😂 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

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@DMan1954Gojira i miss my mysterious tired old warrior

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4 years

he got out of your 60% kill confirm and HE’S the cheater?????????? god this game sucks

GRNT | RPG | summitsun

@summitsun1

4 years

shulk fucking cheats and nobody can convince me otherwise

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4 years

mfw rhea fire emblem

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5 years

some thoughts about why ult seems less engaging as a spectator

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4 years

smash 4 without dlc and rage would be the best game in the series

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ultimate’s top tiers are more boring than smash 4’s and that’s today’s tea

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@ThiccWithaQ i want you to know that apollo smacked me with the gift of prophesy while talking to a friend a week ago

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@QuillyKoopa robin: “let’s literally fucking ram them with our ships” chrom: “what would i do without your wisdom”

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“But why is one of his eye sockets glowing blue, lady palutena?”

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@Wendys @PhillyBeatzU Prequelmemeing? We will watch your career with great interest.

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4 years

do we just regularly forget that PS1 is bug-riddled

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4 years

PS1 has always been better than PS2, but y’all aren’t ready for this conversation.

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@mothcrayon it’s crazy cuz FMA and One Piece are straight up the two best shonen manga out there

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5 years

zelda players are more predictable than the plot twist of detective pikachu

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6 years

When you get a taste of your own medicine

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6 years

while yall are here please play Kid Icarus uprising for the nintendo 3ds family of systems

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4 years

@solidsazz whoa slow down there Anakin

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2 years

so i commissioned @/Void_Dot_Exe to draw Maria in The Outfit and needless to say he did my wife all kinds of justice 🙏

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@punishedcleo boston is just gone. they evacuated first but property damage is probably a few thousand 9/11s

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6 years

Waluigi/Ashley Fans: *losing their shit* Shovel Knight/Zero/Lyn Fans:

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4 years

this image is made even funnier by the fact that dimitri doesn’t actually kill innocent people

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5 years

Ganondorf mains be like ___________ _________ __________ ___________________________________ \__________________________________/ . . . . . . . . . . 🐗

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@imkornkob there’s only one thing stronger than techniques sukuna hasn’t used since the heian era