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@shrimpjulia
julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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one for the gworls
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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does this resonate w anyone else
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
how ppl look at u when u start setting boundaries
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
meaningless tattoo supremacy . wym what does it mean . it’s a dragon
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
short kings stay inside today the wind is no joke omfg
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
1 year
“is that the-“ the snail soap dispenser that pukes out the soap. yeah
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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hey theyre using ur skinny boyfriend to scrape ice off cars :/ yea sorry he works like a charm :/
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
so this isn’t wybie from coraline as an adult
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
u can’t get drafted if u have mental illness so idk why yall r even stressing ab it
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
texans: we need infrastructure to survive the elements greg abbott: ok 📝eliminate women’s rights
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
5 years
a girl in o chem lab had a seizure once and she was literally crying trying to get the EMTs to not bring her to the hospital to get checked out bc she couldn’t afford it. that’s what i think about if people bring up american healthcare
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
do y’all want some cereal
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
oh ur neurodivergent thats sick i was more of a hunger games kid. did u like the movies
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
my dog doesn’t hate the 4th bc of fireworks. he hates america. just like mommy
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
if ur cold shes cold. let her crack open ur chest and get in
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
4 years
@hippimegs what stage of grief is this? acceptance???
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
i miss y’all i hope everyone’s safe </3 except greg abbott, who should reflect on his failures
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
if no one else does i forgive u for ur student loans bro
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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mentally here
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
aunt may is not the step milf shes the milf who stepped up
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
5 years
he’s talking a lot of shit for someone who somehow looks like BOTH the little boys in monster house
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
whats the food/drink u got sick after having and wont eat anymore
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
u can be queer or leftist and still be a hellish nightmare karen. a lot of denton has that vibe
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
4 years
UNT is like we hear you <3 we see you <3 and we wouldn’t wanna be you <3 & this years tuition will include an extra fee for flinching <3
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
greg abbott has covid 1 like = 1 lol
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
oh ur an engineering major thats dope i love the polar express. wheres ur hat
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
take ur gf to spirit halloween before i do . i start celebrating real early
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
do u want to keep fucking around or do u want a flauta
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
anti abortion laws are not about protecting children lmfao. life in foster care or w parents who resent/can’t afford you is brutal and unsafe
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
yall r still catching covid at clubs call that pandemic! at the disco
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
ur so sweet + polite !! did ppl yell around u more than normal as a kid
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
making trans kids illegal wont stop them from existing . denying a child healthcare is child abuse
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
the twilight movies didn’t need ‘good acting’ or ‘plot’ they succeeded w sexual tension n paramore alone
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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waiting for him to finish explaining NFTs so i can say ohh like webkinz
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
if u voted for greg abbott i hope u reflect on that w ur lights off tmrw
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
“waa i hate valentines day” “holiday made to sell cards”
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
barbie swan lake is my pulp fiction
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
we deserve a pink mode for twitter. where is it
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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if ur in line for the barbie movie u better know who this is im checking
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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first grad in my family, full time school and work, off to get my master’s <33 “if you don’t want to die...think” -levi ackerman
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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r rain
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
if he can name a single mitski song he’s ran thru
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
tattoos dont hurt if u know how to leave ur body like an adult
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
omfg i forgot to move to a stable power grid before the next snow storm
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
good morning employed girls, bitches w homework, insomnia shorties and breakfast ppl
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
they got free sloppy at 7/11 today i think
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
still wearing masks bc i got used to talking to myself in public. unfortunately
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
so proud of everyone finishing up their semester rn .. ur not just hot anymore. ur hot AND a scholar
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
aw robert pattinson is white boy of the month again nature is healing
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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hes got the worst possible name for a bald guy who cant dress
@concertleaks
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harry styles has shaved his head!
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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i got a 4.0 this semester and my cumulative GPA was like ok wtf does that have to do w me.....
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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this is where i post from
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
doctor: the surgery was a success. here’s ur fried rice you: thank god. i cant wait to tell my shrimp doctor: 😔
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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U MEAN A SHRIMP GOT THIS MASTERS DEGREE ♡ this 1 is for my friends who believe in me and the therapists/clients who trusted me as a student ♡♡
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
trader joes is target for the girls whose harry styles is hozier
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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they deactivated every str8 person’s acct for pride so if ur still on here idk what to tell u
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
it’s a girlboss eat girlboss world u either gatekeep or get gatekept
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
every girls dm requests are proof that men are born without shame or sense
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
yk how vampires can turn into bats . and robert pattinson is batman now . is that a twilight joke
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
once again greg abbott has failed to take texans out to dinner before he fucks them
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
happy women’s history month <3 if u haven’t apologized for being a man yet pls do so now
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
we’ll adopt ur baby
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
the TWU union has a boba shop .. a nice one .. the UNT union just has delta variant
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
it’s not “toxic” if someone doesn’t wanna be friends w u based on ur actions lmao
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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dont try so hard to be loved by women that u forget to be feared by fish
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
6’2 if it matters <3*•
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
unt gave us one friday off instead of spring break bc if we recovered mentally we wouldn’t be funny online
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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im like if the lofi beats girl wasnt studying
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
circumcised men don’t like to be called ‘fixed’ apparently
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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hes literally just like me fr. unbelievable
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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apartment girls rise
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
how r u more scared to talk to girls than of the longterm unstudied effects of vaping
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
how are u neurodivergent and broke. just hyperfixate on the bag
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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arguing w a film major that the movie is actually called plump fiction until they have a stroke
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
i am not willing to live in a world where i can be forced by the government to be pregnant
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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if ur love language is receiving gifts im sorry abt ur relationship w ur parents
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
ur issues w online class arent equivalent to an at-risk person having to go on campus everyday are u dumb
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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calling some1 overdressed is the meanest way to tell some1 they look hot just say they look hot
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
garfield didn’t rly hate mondays he hated american labor standards can’t u see
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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type of shit im on rn sorry if u cant relate
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
u smell nice is the most sexually charged compliment
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
4 years
what percent of the villagers on their island are incarcerated for nonviolent drug crimes
@verge
The Verge
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Biden campaign launches official Animal Crossing: New Horizons yard signs
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my family went crazy for my grad party i’m literally crying
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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if u even think ab calling yourself pretty this girl comes through the mirror n gives u a spelling test
@TevinJC
Tevin JC
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This TikTok changed my life.
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u offend 1 unt student n here come all their friends .... like i’m scared of the fine arts & literature department
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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wishing the girlies a cute semester w no issues no group projects and all As amen
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
U MEAN A SHRIMP PASSED THIS STATE BOARD EXAMINATION FOR LICENSURE
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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u reach an age where u start to wonder what type of bird every bird u see is
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
where was olivia rodrigo when i found out i got cheated on over kik messenger
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
1 year
this is me this is who ur asking to work right now
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
if u ask amazon drivers to perform for ur doorbell camera i hope smth bad happens to u
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
i graduated today, master’s program starts in august, hot girl summer starts now
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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sitting outside like this for 5 mins fixes u no matter what
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
ur telling me a shrimp turned 23 in this rice 🍤<3!!!!
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
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every second ur not cranking that soulja boy ur being cranked remember that
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
could a depressed person do this? [nothing, for months]
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
if u wanted to afford food rent And gas u shouldve thought abt that before choosing to be born
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
the needle hole u get from the vaccine is called the vussy
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
2 years
ur crush isnt talking to some1 else <33 they just chose loneliness over u
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julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ)
3 years
guess who has a fat ass, finished her undergrad degree and enrolled in grad school classes today :))))
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