Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA Twitter profile

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

3 years

i’m sorry that your warrantless surveillance regime was built on the assumption that people would always need intermediaries to transact

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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3 years

they are really fuckin these snails up

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5 years

My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door. No one can figure it out. It’s been like this for 2 days.

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7 months

found a guy who does vr drunk driving

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fuck this im joining the mcdonalds foreign service

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4 years

time’s up

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3 years

“for my next trick i will destroy my own balance sheet”

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26 days

the amazon fresh store on 14th street is closing on sunday and the deals are insane. a sampling

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3 years

“bitcoin is worthless” ok give me one for free then

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3 years

should i buy a house or a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey

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8 months

Meet the billionaire who spends $2 million per year to stay young

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2 years

“almost no one saw inflation coming” meanwhile, the internet all last year:

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2 years

Watch as @jony_levin tries to answer Sen. Warren’s questions about a hypothetical oligarch with $1 billion already in crypto

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3 years

i was told eth 10k

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3 years

do electric car owners know where the electricity comes from

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3 years

hello, i’ve made all of my money from selling sugar to the world’s children. i’m here to tell you about moral investing

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3 years

didnt need this today

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3 years

What the last human survivor sees before being vaporized

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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5 years

UMBRELLA SITUATION UPDATE

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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1 year

@paulkrugman were you trying to buy drugs or assassination?

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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3 years

hey WSB wouldn’t it be super funny if we all bought Vanguard Target Retirement 2055

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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6 months

doing this much without a single woman present is wild

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6 months

@BoredApeYC apefest was a vibe. Apes gone wild

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5 years

If you found this tweet because you enjoy watching hilariously inept tech stumbles then you’ll love following me because I mostly post about cryptocurrency

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2 years

airbnb search history

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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3 years

@elonmusk did you do any research on bitcoin before buying it

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3 years

this is like the highest form of “i’m new to bitcoin and i’m here to fix it”

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3 years

@itsALLrisky Ideally, Doge speeds up block time 10X, increases block size 10X & drops fee 100X. Then it wins hands down.

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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2 years

born too late to explore the earth, too early to explore the galaxy, but just in time to be a greeter in the metaverse walmart

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3 years

hey did this happen

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3 years

real conversation i’ve had: “bro why didn’t you tell us to buy bitcoin” “i did and you thought i was insane” “yeah but why didn't you tell us harder”

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6 years

Bitcoiners on Dec 16, 2017 vs. Bitcoiners on Dec 22, 2017

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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1 year

@SenWarren The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act is an opportunistic, unconstitutional assault on cryptocurrency self custody, developers, and node operators Nothing about the bill would prevent the next FTX. In fact, it puts users at more risk.

The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act is an opportunistic, unconstitutional assault on...

Nothing about the bill would prevent the next FTX. In fact, it puts users at more risk.

www.coincenter.org

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

@NeerajKA

3 years

a bunch of nerds managed to meme a new global reserve currency into existence

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3 years

Some personal news: This week I officially began my role as Director of Social Media for Amazon US

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2 years

calling my mom to see if im related to this guy

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6 years

if you own a huge stake in coca-cola you probably shouldn’t call anything rat poison

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7 years

Checkmate, bitcoiners

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3 years

more like busted rhymes

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5 years

Congratulations to everyone who bought a wiretap so they could buy stuff more easily

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Judge orders Amazon to hand over Echo recordings from home in murder case.

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9 months

why are they doing this with the urgency of a coup

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9 months

At Twitter's (X's?) offices, workers are trying to remove all bird-related paraphernalia, according to two sources. In San Francisco, folks have been working to remove a 10-foot tall blue bird logo from the cafeteria. In its place, X logos have been projected on the wall.

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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6 years

trying to enjoy crypto wealth

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2 years

Zoomers calculating what a coin worth .0000001 now could buy if it went to $1

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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3 years

Bitcoin just crashed ~8%. This proves, as I have been saying for the last 5 years, that it is a terrible investment

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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1 year

who knows maybe elon could have successfully turned twitter into a paid platform but he ruined his chances by making it all about the culture war. this place is done for

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5 months

The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act is a direct attack on technological progress and also a direct attack on our personal privacy and autonomy. Make no mistake, while proposed as a solution to potential money laundering and terrorist financing, the bill is in fact a…

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5 years

The number of people who have said they should just break the glass today is astonishing. There’s nothing important in there. Its 2019. Computers are portable now. Work just moved to a different office. No one is going to smash a pane of glass if they can avoid it.

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3 years

My 5 year old son opened an envelope of cash from his aunt, then turned to me and said ‘Papa, this fiat currency is a melting ice cube. Could we please trade this for hard money."

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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2 years

Seth Green developed a whole show around his bored ape, because by owning the NFT he owned the right to that character. Then someone stole it. Now Seth doesn’t own the IP to the character in his show anymore

Someone Stole Seth Green's Bored Ape, Which Was Supposed To Star In His New Show

The actor has been pleading on Twitter with “DarkWing84,” who bought his ape from a scammer, to return it.

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updated it to better reflect the current situation

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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11 months

they cured some guy's racism with molly

A white supremacist took MDMA for a study, and it snapped him out of his beliefs: 'Why am I doing...

30 minutes after taking the MDMA pill, Brendan questioned his actions and realized his life was missing connection.

www.businessinsider.com

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Neeraj K. Agrawal

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2 years

my plan: create an app that pulls users into a vortex of short highly addictive video clips. then, when they can’t hold a thought for more than a few seconds, sell them adhd medicine through the platform

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2 years

i feel like these pfp projects like bored apes really set crypto as a whole back in terms of cultural acceptance. no one respects a community that’s paying millions of dollars for stupid monkey pictures

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1 year

you’re telling me elon got dunked on so bad in a twitter space that he deleted the entire feature

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9 months

After carefully studying the company financials, I realized that all of that debt was was for "Twitter, Inc."

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5 years

How I sound explaining my job to my aunts and uncles

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5 years

“I would just smash the glass like a man”

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9 months

tech wealth has given us mid life crises of a magnitude never before thought possible

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4 years

The way TED talks destroyed its own brand is fascinating to me

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5 years

For $50 I will show up to your funeral dressed like an Indian prince and place a jeweled dagger on your casket. If anyone asks I will say you saved my life once, and nothing more.

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@BustaRhymes wtf busta

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should i buy a house or a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey

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6 years

Bad news everyone. A guy at the bar told me Bitcoin isn’t backed by anything. Shut it down folks. Party’s over.

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2 years

having billions of dollars in btc and still grinding in the content fields does not add up

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3 years

front page of the washington post today

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2 years

this massive verified account is posting fake news to move the crypto market and hiding anyone who is asking for a source

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3 years

i’d buy this one though

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3 years

did a photoshoot with my cube for the wall street journal

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3 years

Bitcoin was not invented. It was discovered.

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@elonmusk Elon did you do bitcoin

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as far as im concerned the bitcoin car has one job: don’t crash

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6 years

This shot from Matthew McConaughey’s new movie looks like it could be from a documentary about cryptocurrency

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6 years

Happy birthday to “HODL”—born 4 years ago during the Bitcoin crash of 2013

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3 years

coin wars update

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3 years

responses so far have been either fun jokes about snails or people trying to make a point about the media

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1 year

we are not prepared for the internet super soldiers

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3 years

how the fuck did we get to the point where people are talking about ‘dog tokens’ as if its a real category

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3 years

this is going to happen to every tech guy who moved to miami

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bitcoiners arriving in miami

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bitcoin ruined my life. i could have been a mid level corporate drone who gets all of their opinions from john oliver. but i would have been happy

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About 60% of crypto investors say their belief or investments in the space have had a negative impact on their personal relationships

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5 years

What the

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1 year

came across a video that seems to show gases being vented directly from a cow and flared about as close to the source as it gets

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3 years

might be worth looking into why china can’t seem to successfully ban cryptocurrency

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get this facebook boomer shit out of here

Elon Musk

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3 years

#Bitcoin 💔

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4 years

Follow the money people. Who benefits from the virus 🧐

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Sea turtles are thriving as coronavirus empties Florida beaches

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4 years

Shout out to snickers ice cream for listing the serving size as the entire box

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9 months

how could anyone possibly look at those interactions and interpret them like this

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i blocked some dumbass and he got so mad he messaged me on linkedin

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5 years

Let’s address some common suggestions: Take the door off: it comes off from the inside Go through the drop ceiling: there is no drop ceiling Slip something through the crack: there is no crack Use a magnet: the umbrella is non-ferrous. I just tested it with a magnet

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2 years

Huge: around 40% of Ukraine’s military suppliers have been willing to take the donated cryptocurrency directly

Ukraine Buys Military Gear With Donated Cryptocurrencies

The Ukrainian government anticipates doubling the $50 million of crypto donated so far in the next two or three days,

time.com

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5 years

Let joe rogan moderate the debates

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3 years

a lot of people dont like bitcoin because its essentially a bet on them being wrong

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2 years

zuck’s metaverse: -50% tax on commerce (before real taxes) - all goods exist on their internal ledger and can be deleted/manipulated whenever they want why would anyone buy or sell digital goods here

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6 years

finally, an expert

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3 years

aging millennials love to stand in a circle and talk about how the real estate bubble is bound burst soon

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1 year

the new warren bill is a disaster. it would do nothing to prevent the next ftx.

The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act is an opportunistic, unconstitutional assault on...

Nothing about the bill would prevent the next FTX. In fact, it puts users at more risk.

www.coincenter.org

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best crypto marketing i’ve seen on tiktok yet. Kraken sponsored a huge scam baiter account. They built him a custom environment so he could fuck with scammers