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Katie Thee Stallion

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she was a lawyer. and he was a sandwich.

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@kbcle
Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@youdoingtoomuch @lilkalamata That story is the perfect example of why a man’s opinion on pregnancy/abortion belongs in the TRASH
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
I already hope this black British guy loses so he can be the next Bachelor #AftertheFinalRose
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@jaboukie special shout out to the kids that covered their schoolbooks in the shopping bags to be extra smug about it
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Katie Thee Stallion
3 years
@zee_chat I like when he ran around in circles like a Labrador
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4 months
@SpencerAlthouse This has been my profile pic for 10 years 😂
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@ChrisCaesar my boss got some Cavs shirts and wanted people to wear them to the staff meeting last month. When the shirt wouldn't fit one of the larger women, he used binder clips to attach it to the front of her shirt and made her run around the office like that
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6 years
@THR @AlecBaldwin "Look at my African American over there!"
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@iSmashFizzle What is this? Is Lena Dunham writing short stories now?
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@dakotaweulf @victoriaxxviii Straight out of this movie...
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Katie Thee Stallion
3 years
I would feel really sorry for Khloe Kardashian if her entire family didn’t constantly contribute to the culture of unobtainable beauty standards
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@exfatalist Real estate transactions, by my brother who owns a pizza shop. I am, for the record, a real estate attorney
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4 years
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2 years
@haylwrd Neither would I tbh
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Katie Thee Stallion
5 years
Woman at work talking about #KyleKashuv ..."This is going too far! What if this happened to your kids?" My kids are more likely to be on the receiving end of racism, so excuse me if I don't give a shit that a racist can't go to Harvard.
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@theferocity @AOC She’s such a leader! Hopefully we’ll see her name on a Presidential ticket sometime in the future
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
Sorry, I can't work today. Juicy Joe Giudice is being deported.
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@jdougherty43 @MattGarrahan I live in Ohio and interact with people like this frequently. They don’t have any interest in the truth and will immediately go on the defensive if you challenge them
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 months
@AlecMacGillis My husband and I took our son out to brunch yesterday and it was $85. I’m not an introvert, I’m just not made out of money
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@kbcle
Katie Thee Stallion
8 years
Is this entire season just going to be "how awful and annoying can Negan get" because tbh I'm already kind of bored with it #TheWalkingDead
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@amylewisnow @people She didn’t sell her story or give an interview. She wrote it herself on a free blogging site
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Katie Thee Stallion
8 months
@offbeatorbit Didn’t Zach Galifianakis already do this bit?
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Katie Thee Stallion
5 years
@Variety hard pass, thanks
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@FrankLaRose Get out of Cleveland loser
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4 years
@heyhi_mandy I’d rather die than go there tbh
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@PodSaveAmerica @jonfavs @TVietor08 @BarackObama good god remember having a president who gives intelligent answers?
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@banditelli @AriRabinHavt @bbond @AriBerman @el_gringo_duhal @KelseyFGold @lsarsour @NomikiKonst @robdelaney @fshakir @IronStache would also like to point out that getting a copy of my daughter's birth certificate cost me $60. $60 for a piece of paper saying she was born. It's criminal
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@CriminelleLaw His behavior towards her right now is kind of abusive. I understand he has an illness, but if he is unwilling to get any help I don’t think she should feel obligated to continue subjecting herself to it
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Katie Thee Stallion
5 years
@heyhi_mandy @JoePerticone Ted Cruz instantly disproved the theory that beards make every man more attractive
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Katie Thee Stallion
9 months
Nelnet is in shambles. This is such a clusterfuck that LITERALLY EVERYONE anticipated.
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@monotreme93 @grandmundi @mattyglesias He said Rep. Omar was telling people “how to run our country”...she is an American citizen, it’s her country too. He is implying that certain American citizens aren’t really American, and it’s obvious why
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@katie_b157 my school bullies all want to sell me Rodan and Fields or Beachbody
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5 years
@yoshicrossing @eastside_tilly Didn’t know it was possible to love Stevie Nicks more
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Katie Thee Stallion
7 months
@michaelianblack They’ve got a lot going on at the moment Michael
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Katie Thee Stallion
2 years
@JillFilipovic “Am I just a bitch?” Yep!!!
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Katie Thee Stallion
8 years
President Obama is speaking logic so of course crazy people are going to hate everything he has said...
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@chrisgeidner “Diaper bag emasculation” 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@KimKardashian Girl you are 37 years old and have a newborn. Get it together
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@DIorioNathaniel @mcmansionhell “Blockchain prenups” 💀💀💀
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5 years
@RadioFreeTom I didn’t! But come on, it’s 2019 and he said those things like 2 years ago. You cannot possibly believe (1) that he thought it was okay at the time and (2) has changed much in character since then
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
These kids are incredibly brave but the fact that they have to do this makes me sick to my stomach #CNNTownHall
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@GuyEndoreKaiser If Biden loses it’s because progressive voters are petulant children that stomp and pout when they don’t get exactly what they want
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@TruthSeeker1410 @fok218 “cAn We tAlK aBoUt CHICAGO” 🤡
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@ChrisCaesar when he found out my husband is black (I am not), he said he wouldn't mind if his daughter came home with a "brotha" (and yes he said it like that)
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Katie Thee Stallion
5 years
@MarieeeKlein @gayhefner Honestly this GIF alone is enough 😰
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
Tia started out sweet and adorable and she’s taken a mean turn. #TheBachelor
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@CriminelleLaw Isn’t civ pro on the GODDAMN BAR EXAM in every state?
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6 years
@lauratnelson Then she got old enough to say “no mama!” 😩
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@HarpoonWinter @ed_solomon But we are stuck with one of the options either way! This isn’t like saying “I don’t like the menu so I’ll skip lunch”...we will deal with the consequences of whoever is elected so, yes, the “lesser of two evils” is the choice you need to make
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Katie Thee Stallion
7 years
@michaelhayes too little too late
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1 year
Nick Cannon is fucking weird and the whole situation is gross.
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Katie Thee Stallion
5 years
@shaunking @deray Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling
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Katie Thee Stallion
2 years
@latonella @donnastowe1 @grahamwalker I was diagnosed as a “habitual aborter” after many miscarriages. No one was trying to shame me, that’s just what it’s called dude
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@PhilRaoult @ChristySandhoff @fortunefunny @JimGaffigan “Including birth”??? How do you have an abortion at birth?
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 months
Sunday is my least favorite day of the week but all of the men getting super defensive of the bass pro shop small penis guy is making it bearable
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@stuarthelson @YoMama523 @latimes That’s literally what they did, Stuart
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@Karnythia It’s always cute when people grow up and realize what adult relationships actually are
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
“The death rate is relatively LOW so it was a MISTAKE to shut things DOWN!” Hey dummies...perhaps the death rate is relatively low because things were shut down?
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Katie Thee Stallion
5 years
I miscarried at six weeks and it was exactly like a period...a bit of cramping and a bit of blood. So exactly like a period. Go fuck off now Ben
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It's not a "backdoor ban." It is a ban on abortion after six weeks of pregnancy, just like it says it is. The fact that this is early in pregnancy is the entire point of the bill. The fact that a six-week-old embryo is apparently just a missed period to you is disturbing.
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8 months
I am PRAYING for the TS/Travis Kelce rumor to be true because I desperately need a Heights reference in a song
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Katie Thee Stallion
7 years
If you voted for Donald Trump you're a piece of shit. Just wanted to let you know. Ok bye
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@lxistaylor @OgSenpaiMoxie @xfineassRell I love my male gyno! I would guess a lot of the interest is probably with pregnancy...seems much more pleasant compared to other areas of medicine
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Katie Thee Stallion
7 years
Can people on House Hunters please for the love of god stop calling rooms "spaces"
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Katie Thee Stallion
2 years
@foxfourbo @tim_ot_hy @POTUS Ah yes, more people getting an education. What a travesty that would have been
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@ChristySandhoff And that is legal where? No where 🙄
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
My 6 lb cat ran off with a chicken nugget in her mouth like the goddamn pizza rat
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@FuckboisOfLit Zuhair Murad. I’m obsessed
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@TheKitchenista A woman at work had to put her mom in a nursing home and brought in a bunch of canned goods and spices to share. There was one that expired in 1986!
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
Love the Cleveland hot takes. “These thugs are destroying my city!” First of all, you live in Avon Lake. Second of all, stfu.
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@MiaFarrow Roman Polanski, noted fugitive child rapist, was awarded Best Director in recent memory, Mia
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
@fspieler @nonotdanielle @kerrywashington You realize she was an actual human being, right?
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
“Peter, I’m in love with you!” “That makes me happy.” ...girl #TheBachelor
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Katie Thee Stallion
2 years
@Bret_G_C @QueenMab87 Uhhh earth and literally all of human history
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
The same people who share a picture of a crying bald eagle on the anniversary of 9/11 think 100,000 (ONE. HUNDRED. THOUSAND.) American deaths is just a slight inconvenience that kept them away from Panini’s. I DON’T GET IT.
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
FOUR. YEARS. OLD. I stan a queen.
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4 years
I will not fight with my grandma on Facebook I will not fight with my grandma on Facebook I will not fight with my grandma on Facebook
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
@Agha_Zadeh Working the hardest/being the smartest doesn’t mean shit
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
We live in a sick sad world, but teenagers who’ve been through hell this week but still have it in them to drag Tomi Lahren give me hope.
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Katie Thee Stallion
6 years
I really can't express how dehumanizing and soul-crushing it is to bust your ass for people who don't appreciate or care about you at all.
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
Live shot of Grace when we ask her to do literally anything
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Katie Thee Stallion
5 years
👏👏👏 Please don't ask people when they are having a baby, or more babies.
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Jamie Stelter
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I've been pregnant six times; I only have one child. I wrote about my years of miscarriages and fertility treatments for @glamourmag in hopes that other women don’t feel as alone as I once did. #NIAW
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Katie Thee Stallion
7 years
@thetigersez My 1-year-old tried to sing along with Kermit on “Rainbow Connection”
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Katie Thee Stallion
4 years
“Mommy, most babies come out all by themselves, so why did your doctor have to cut me out?” Girl you been reading my damn medical chart?
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