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Jeff Macke

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11 months

“Divorced Dad Memories” looks like a good app.

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6 years

Breaking: Prince William is now handsome.

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4 years

Macy's down 11% as bankruptcy hopes fade. $M

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Jeff Macke

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5 years

Every other accent finished tied for first.

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5 years

Boston accent ranked second sexiest in America, survey says

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4 years

@jcanter172 Olivia Jade was widely reported to be fully onboard. She was cc’Ed on the “let’s buy the kids into USC” emails. So she can’t talk. But she’d love to.

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@JeffMacke

2 years

“I’m sorry about stocks. Everyone liked them”

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@JeffMacke

4 years

At 0% I’m willing to buy a house.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

My dad would have turned 80 today. He worked for Dayton-Hudson (now $TGT) for 33yrs. He made CEO at 45. He “retired” at 54, already slowed by the Corticobasal Degeneration that killed him. Sometimes I talk to him when I shop. Which is normal.

jeffmacke1: My dad was the King of Target. He died in 2008. We just went shopping. My dad loved my...

jeffmacke1: My dad was the King of Target. He...

jeffmacke1.tumblr.com

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

2 years

Keep on eye on 28.48 for the Dow. That's the all-time closing low from August of 1896.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

6 years

This coyote out back knows I can’t touch him. He’s probably waiting for an elaborate trap he ordered from Acme. Totally at ease.

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@JeffMacke

5 years

Canada doesn’t understand Christmas.

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@MadelnCanada

5 years

How Canada does door crasher #BlackFriday sales. This is so Canadian it hurts lmao

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Jeff Macke

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6 years

Tom Wolfe died. Let’s re-read a brief portion of The Right Stuff together. This is both how to write and how to view the nature of your existence on earth.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

7 years

"In my day passengers knew how to take a beating"

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

Do people realize how well Sears did? This is like the death of the richest person you ever met. Died at 140 getting screwed by someone 1/3 their age. Feel bad for the workers but they had a LOT of notice. Celebrate Sears. Don’t cry.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

@talktoskirt @200sband @DonutShorts Woa. 💀

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

My first episode. Is he always this good?

Dave Portnoy

@stoolpresidente

4 years

#DDTG : Sorry we root for humanity.

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Jeff Macke

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1 year

CostCo is selling MSRP ~$70 Banana Republic long-sleeved shirts for $15.99. $COST paid $7-$10/per. BR prob paid ~$15-$30 originally. Not great. This isn’t a “promotional environment”. It’s much worse, at least for $GPS. They’d have been better off letting people steal it.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

What if he secretly works for Big Cranberry?

Yahoo Finance

@YahooFinance

4 years

How the viral Ocean Spray TikTok video transformed a 90-year-old company overnight by @BrianSozzi

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

6 years

Value funds getting FANG off their sheets before month end...

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6 years

Bitcoin: may have been expecting a bit more support at 10k.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

2 years

This market can’t bottom until Jeremy Siegel fights Jerome Powell on PPV.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

1 year

This is the Desert Hills premium outlet mall. People in the neighborhood were selling parking spots in their yards for $20. $LULU had a 2hr wait. Like a theme park except the ride is you spending $1000. 26 shopping days left. The good stuff has been gone for weeks.

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Jeff Macke

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4 years

COVID19 making you feel 20yrs younger isn't priced in.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

1 year

Disney cuts Avatar 2 forecast. I guess people 30-35yrs old just aren’t going to 3hr cartoons anymore.

Disney Cuts Weekend Forecast on ‘Avatar’ Sequel’s Mild Start

Walt Disney Co. lowered its guidance for Avatar: The Way of Water’s opening weekend, after the movie generated $53 million in its first two days of release domestically.

www.bloomberg.com

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Jeff Macke

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7 years

What form of combat should Steven Segal use against George Foreman?

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

‘The Tweet That Murdered Santa and Cost America $4.6 trillion” is the worst Christmas special.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

"We'll be back to 'crazy rich guy open mic morning' after this word from the makers of high end cars and brokerage services...."

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

Holy shit, $TWTR, we have nothing to do except hang out in this insipid chatroom all day. FFS monetize us.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

I am loving California now that everyone has moved to Texas.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

6 years

$SBUX Closing 150 “underperforming company-operated stores in densely populated markets”. Up from 50 as a historical average (that may have been invented just now). Which is one way to solve the problem of non-customers hanging out in Starbucks locations. Just close and run.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

6 years

“Everyone is comfortable with risk until they experience a 37% drawdown” - Mike Tyson

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

Bug’s sassy summer cut.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

6 years

Boxing is a head-to-head sport compared to tennis in exposing character. When a fighter is behind and fouls out late >9/10* it’s a soft tank; he wants out. Osaka didn’t need the penalty to hold serve. Serena knew it and she found a way out. SW is fighting age, not sexism.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

“How did you go bankrupt?” “Two ways. Gradually and then Fastly” - Hemingway first draft $FSLY

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

Do. Not. Suspend. The. Markets.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

I feel pretty good about 2022

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

8 years

The greatness of Ivanka screws up the Trump-hater narrative. He's got terrific kids. Parent-voters notice that.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

1 year

The abandoned Carvana towers are going to make amazing theme restaurants / low rent housing.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

7 years

Why is law enforcement in charge of dealing w/ overbooked flights? Oligopolies should pay for their own thugs

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

2 years

You guys wouldn’t believe how real this crash looks with the Meta Goggles.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

7 years

Old Man Strength. #JoshuaKlitchsko

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

$PTON shares higher on outdoor cycling crash concerns.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

Hey, I’m making a Tijuana run if anone needs anything.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

@talktoskirt I'll be honest, it's still hard for me to understand some of the nuances happening in BTS. The backstory is murky to me. Except for Jimin kicking ass. This kid can move.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

Birthday week Complacency Level: “Letting the dog trade a few”

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

A 1,500 point Dow rally would send a strong message to the Virus.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

TrendWatch: Summer bobs.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

OTD in 1998. ❤️

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

The gas station where I buy Bazooka Joe now sells Bitcoin for a 20% premium (“plus $1 fee”). It’s like Goldman Sachs with unleaded and snacks!

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

Wednesday Bug: Sassy haircut!

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

6 years

Hey, Canada, happy legal marijuana day! Here’s something to watch for the next 2-3 hours.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

6 years

Cruise ships spew ~1b tons of raw sewage into the ocean every year. The ships burn 30-50 gallons per mile. But, sure, it’s the straws...

Cruise lines join the move to ban plastic drinking straws

It was early evening, and I was sitting in Maltings Whiskey Bar on the newly launched Norwegian Cruise Line ship Bliss when a friend ordered a couple of icy piña coladas.

www.latimes.com

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

7 years

OH at fancy restaurant... $SPX

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

Please don't trade Hertz. I don't think $HTZ has any value. Hertz agrees with me. It's not "risk/reward". The end is $0. HTZ trading is a game of chicken. Well, I've done what I can.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

@200sband @talktoskirt @DonutShorts I’m digging the Korean boy band video. No one is more surprised than I am.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

Tonight: the GOAT Christmas movie.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

“Our lives won’t be boring. I promise.” OTD 1998. ❤️

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

Came across a note my dad sent me when I was a college Freshman, “adjusting”. Translating from cursive, he’s proud of me. Thinks I worry too much but sees value in it. He believes in me. I hadn’t seen this since the 80s. Carries more heft than an old email would, I suspect.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

1 year

Wednesday Bug.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

If you had invested $10,000 in the Amazon IPO you'd be losing millions and millions of dollars today. $AMZN

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@JeffMacke

5 years

Lessons of Christmas 2018: * US consumers are un-killable. We respond to every crisis by shopping. * Shorts talking their book on God's birthday will most likely to go to hell (no judgements... just seems sort of intuitive). * Christmas should never be on Tuesday during crashes

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

I like my stimulus Large, Vague and forever Imminent.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

11 months

Jokić is going to make $500 million a year in the LIV-NBA.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

7 years

Davos Breakout Session: “Why do dumb people hate us?”

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

People under 30 shouldn’t even be allowed to vote.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

Happy 4/20 to those who observe.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

Not to be Mr. Intrusive Dad but I've been telling my 8th grader to dunk in other kids' faces for years and he never does. I wonder how LeBron gets his son to listen so well.

Ballislife.com

@Ballislife

5 years

Bronny James just had his first in game dunk as a high schooler with dad watching!! @KingJames

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Jeff Macke

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4 years

Stocks that go to $900 (almost) always go to $1000. I'm just saying.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

11 months

PGA and LIV merging? Now all the golfers work for Bone Saw Inc but only the ones who jumped get paid much. Hilariously terrible job by the PGA throughout this.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

Please enjoy this short film about stocks. $SPX

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

@1ObliviousDork @REALHarryMerkin @Inc If you're not up by 4 you may as well sleep all day.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

"This tax only applies to people rich enough to avoid it"

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Jeff Macke

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3 years

Are people afraid to outright say $GME isn't worth $23b? GameStop isn't worth $23b. There are models and such. None can reach $23b. GME can't monetize at this value unless shareholders buy it. You guys don't want to own GME this price. Not forever. Godspeed on the stock. no pos

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

The fundamentals really fell apart in the last 45 seconds of today. $SPX

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

I'll be honest; I'm just not that impressed by down 10% anymore.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

7 years

Championship dog has yet to share any political views. 🤞🏼 #WestminsterDogShow

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

Timeless.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

And the Democrats have picked a candidate!

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

Twitter: Meet [name: TBD]. Suggestions welcome.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

7 years

Ric Flair > Death

Ric Flair®

@RicFlairNatrBoy

7 years

I'm Backkkk! Thanks To Everyone For The Support These Past Couple Weeks. I Ain't Dead Yet Mother F**ckers! WOOOOO!

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Jeff Macke

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8 years

If you mull just one paragraph about investing this morning make it this one... ( @FatF1nger @SJosephBurns )

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Jeff Macke

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4 years

Thank God I have 900 rolls of toilet paper and a pitcher of hand sanitizer.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

6 years

$TSLA Elon is up ~$1.7b pre-mkt after settling for $20mm and agreeing not to call himself Chairman for a while. Nice trade.

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Jeff Macke

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4 years

“Germs for everyone!” Thank you for all the kind thoughts today, Twitter. Please enjoy a slice of cake with me in your places of Quarantine.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

Which off-shore gambling app is the safest place to keep my IRA?

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Jeff Macke

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3 years

It's not a loss unless you remember your crypto password.

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Jeff Macke

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5 years

The Dow is on pace to lose 436,800 points in 2019. It would be a record loss on both a percentage and point basis.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

4 years

Week in Review! 6mo $SPX chart Ht @EyeoftheStormZ

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

7 years

Except for that time you reported on JFK getting his head blown off. Then Oswald getting shot. Surely that was worse than this, right?

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I have lived through nearly 4,500 weeks in my life, and I have never seen a week like the one we just had.

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Jeff Macke

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5 years

Screw it. It's time to put up the tree. 🌲

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

6 years

Dammit. Burt Reynolds was the Coolest Man Alive for 5 or 6 full years of my childhood. A Giant. RIP.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

7 years

$15 minimum wage looks just like this $MCD.

Jason Miller

@jbmp51

7 years

Wow Corp $mcd at 6th +27 in NYC. @HedgeyeHWP

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

5 years

This is the worst Super Bowl since 1931.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

Bug Hunt Thursday

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4 years

😎

Bald men are perceived as more attractive and masculine, says study | The Times of India

According to a study, bald men are considered to be more attractive, powerful and strong by people around them.

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

7 years

Man who stole from my dad and sued me for $113m gets 22yr prison sentence for fraud. Have a nice stay, Bryan.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

2 years

Friday Betty!

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

3 years

$PTON hits $50b mkt cap. I hear it’s a stationary bike with an iPad.

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Jeff Macke

@JeffMacke

8 years

$AMZN & $GOOG account for 65% of total S&P500 mkt cap gains since 2014 (~$435b of $675b). Both report tonight. Godspeed.

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Jeff Macke

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3 years

@SamRo $AMZN 2yr performance after the 60 Minutes piece (% off high) and from the IPO to today. I don't know a ton of people capable of surviving 95% drawdowns. Of those who do the vast (VAST) majority end up riding stocks to $0.

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