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Nathan Bishop
2 years
Same here. Shoot me a DM with email/Discord user name and we'll get this setup over the weekend. #just #incase Elon steers himself into a passing star.
@DomeandBedlam
Dome and Bedlam
2 years
Hello yes we are going to do this over the weekend and set it to invite only. DMs are open hit us up with email/discord name and we'll send invites out next week.
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5 months
If Lock starts next week against the Titans the amount of Wildin’ White Boy Nonsense he and Levis put on tape is going to be historic.
@sportingnews
The Sporting News
5 months
“PUT THAT F***ING S**T ON, MOTHERF***ER!” Safe to say Drew Lock was fired up after throwing the game-winning touchdown 😂
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2 years
The Seahawks continue to waste Russell Wilson’s prime
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2 years
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AP Sports
2 years
By rejecting Major League Baseball’s request for a federal mediator to join stalled labor talks, locked-out players pretty much eliminated any chance for spring training to start on time and raised fresh concerns about opening day.
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Pat McAfee sucks and the traditions and cultures he’s mocking here predate and will long outlast his relevance. Take the L dude.
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
8 months
Earlier this week, Wazzu head coach Jake Dickert and former QB Ryan Leaf criticized College GameDay for turning Oregon State-Washington State into a joke. Pat McAfee appeared to respond this morning. And then some.
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Jim Harbaugh went and hid in college football until Pete Carroll wasn’t around to son him anymore smdh afraid to compete
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Hello old friend
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1 year
I have created a handy cheat sheet
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2 years
Absolutely no way Ciara is letting her man out of the house looking like this
@LockedOnColts
Locked On Colts Podcast
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Dude never had to worry about what to say because he simply believed every word that came out of his mouth.
@bcondotta
Bob Condotta
4 months
Pete Carroll gets a round of applause as he leaves stage.
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1 year
“We are sorry Carlos Correa your body does not meet the rigorous standards of health necessary to play for the San Francisco Giants” “Hello yes Mitch Haniger welcome to San Francisco”
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2 years
Baker Mayfield as Seahawks QB would be a disaster let’s do it.
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9 months
Working on a Felix for HOF case. Here's his MLB rank over 2006-2015 fWAR: 1st bWAR: 2nd IP: 1st FIP: 1st K: 1st Complete Games: 4th Shutouts: 2nd Quality Starts: 1st "Ultra Quality Starts" (>= 7 IP, <= 2 R): 1st Pretty clearly the best pitcher in the sport for 10 seasons.
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The Seahawks are not the best team and lord knows they are not the smartest but I love them for not treating my passion and fandom as a bottomless well of revenue without offering anything in return. They are ceaselessly, desperately, often foolishly trying to win. It’s all I ask
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This is wild to look at man
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2 years
Really like the idea of the NFL as a whole just finding Russell Wilson so annoying that they’ve all agreed to send all their best players to whatever division he plays on.
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2 years
Astros fans, for the last time: All we care about is that you're upset. None of us care if the Mariners win or lose. Your sadness is all that sustains us so 1) you could just stop giving it to us and 2) thank you delicious.
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few more random thoughts: 1) If Russ wanted to be here he'd still be here. That's not a shot at him he can do what he wants but he clearly wanted out and has for some time. 2) If the 2022 Seahawks are good it will be one of the funniest sports things of my lifetime.
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Amidst it all Marco Gonzales was an absolutely outstanding Seattle Mariner. Through ups and downs on the field it’s hard to imagine a better representative of the org and region. Hats off @MarcoGonzales_ , and all the best in Atlanta. Thanks for the boring.
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@Mariners
Seattle Mariners
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It is time.
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100 MPH with run
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2 years
I desperately want the 2022 Seahawks to be very good but about 95% of the reason why is I think it would be extremely funny.
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Lol Oregon. “We’re a blue-collar group not concerned with flash. Now let’s strap on our color-changing cleats and go get ‘em.”
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Blake Snell has embarked on a truly beautiful and inspiring months-long campaign to shame his hometown team into paying him a contract slightly below market value.
@TridentTruee
Trident True
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Blake Snell starting a Seattle based youth travel team 👀
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3 years
Printing out a “I bought Pete Carroll and Russell Wilson and all I got out of it was a championship and a decade of excellence” t-shirt.
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Andy Dalton is both physically limited and well past his prime the Seahawks could not possibly be more screwed.
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Nathan Bishop
9 months
Happy anny to the last Perfect Game thrown against a major league team.
@TDISportsClips
This Day In Sports Clips
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August 15, 2012: Felix Hernandez throws the first perfect game in Mariners history.
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The Mariners are no longer bad or irrelevant or pointless. They may fail but they are trying and that’s all I really ask.
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2 years
I hope Jarred Kelenic hits moonshots in the PCL’s weird ass parks, befriends an old groundskeeper who imparts some sagely advice about life’s hard lessons, has a good 4-6 week training montage-type time in Tacoma, then comes back to the bigs and is the star I believe he can be.
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Luis Castillo just had the best non-Randy Johnson pitching performance in Mariner postseason history.
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I think the Seahawks are a better football team than the Eagles
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My sweet sweet grudge-holding kings
@_kendallrjones_
Kendall
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Jarred Kelenic and Kyle Seager reunited in Atlanta over the weekend 🥹❤️
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Thank god we have the Seattle mariners you guys
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The Mariners have arguably the very best starting rotation in baseball, a young catcher on pace for 3+ wins, a 22-year old CF that will push 4 wins, a SS having the best year of his career, and they are one of the least enjoyable Mariner teams in recent memory.
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2 years
I say this without shaming and with the deepest love and respect but my brother in Christ: No
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There are many reasons I desperately hope Felix Hernandez gets elected to the Hall of Fame. One is that we are literally never going to see a career like his ever, ever again.
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So since the “Step Back” Manny Machado, Bryce Harper, Francisco Lindor, Juan Soto, Marcus Semien, Corey Seager, and Juan Soto among others have been available as the Mariners cruised along as fringy contenders on reduced payroll and empty promises. Time to sell the team, boys.
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No athlete captures a city/region like a baseball player. It’s Julio’s town now. We are all very very lucky.
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This is one of the biggest risks in the Jerry Dipoto era. They are giving up a lot and looking to maximize a contention window. Whether it works or not I applaud them for putting it out there. This is what I’ve asked for and they’ve delivered. Let’s go make a World Series.
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NFC West QB Rankings 1. League MVP 2. A Rookie 3. Jared Goff but handsome and smelled a bunch of Tom Brady’s farts 4. Actual Jared Goff
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2 years
After 122 games 2021 Mariners: 66-56 2022 Mariners: 66-56
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Happy birthday to the greatest Mariner of them all. Better players have worn the jersey but no one loved the fans more or better represented the Sisyphean Task that is trying to carry the Seattle Mariners to greatness. I will treasure his career the rest of my life.
@MLBVault
MLB Vault
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The only pitcher in MLB history to throw a perfect game, immaculate inning and a 4-strikeout inning. Happy birthday to King Félix! 👑
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ME: Ok coach teach me how to hit Ken Griffey Jr: Simply have the most beautiful swing in the 170+ years of the sport
@MLBPA
MLBPA
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Team USA hitting coach Ken Griffey Jr. prefers to lead by example. #WorldBaseballClassic
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DATELINE - SEATTLE The mood is tense
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2 years
There are so many things to look forward to but that crowd chanting “Let’s go Mariners” is perfect. The best baseball season of my adult life. Thank you Mariners, and thank to you all. Too many feelings.
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2 years
Enjoy the glow up Seattle. We all deserve it. This is the team we’ve waited a full generation for.
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Part of what makes him tick is that I truly don’t think he cares but man if I were Russell Wilson, a generally good dude and phenomenal football player, I’d sure feel kinda bad that a decade’s worth of ex-teammates lined up to rejoice in you eating shit on national television.
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The Mariners 25 and 26 year old SP have absolutely nuked one of baseball’s best offenses the last two dahs. This franchise is SO close to greatness. I hope they understand that, and I hope they care.
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Non-west coasters cannot grasp the geography out here man
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@jonmorosi
Jon Morosi
5 months
Mariners have shown interest in Rhys Hoskins, among other free-agent power hitters. Hoskins, 30, was born and raised in Northern California, so geography could help Seattle in this case. @MLBNetwork @MLB
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8/12/2022 The Seattle Mariners’ roster appears to have zero (0) bad players on it. This is a bold new path for the organization and I respect the innovation. Can’t wait to see what happens next.
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If you added Shohei Ohtani’s new salary to the Mariners current payroll it would be ~$187 million, which would have ranked outside the Top 10 for last year.
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2 years
If the Seahawks’ mission moving forward is to troll Russell Wilson as hard and as purely as possible we are well on our way.
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Nathan Bishop
4 years
@rr_reno It’s true I am scared of my immune compromised mother dying of this disease so I listen to scientists and infectious disease experts to limit that possibility because, and I can’t emphasize this enough, I love my mom and don’t want her to die. Sorry for being a cuck.
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I’d have gone with him to the end.
@Jake_M_Garcia
Jake García
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Pete Carroll's coaching philosophy was to value his players more than anything. I asked him today what he wants the NFL to do to accomplish that at a league level. His 1 minute, 40 second answer is worth a listen. "Why wouldn't we be creating superheroes for our young kids?"
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The active dislike many in town seem to have for Jamal Adams is silly. Dude is a great player who’s fun to watch. Divorce yourself of the cost to acquire and root for him to get healthy and kick ass next year.
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If JK is getting the call up man I hope he rakes. Him helping lead this team to the postseason would be so cool.
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Nathan Bishop
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Is it smart to hire Ryan Grubb to be an NFL OC? Unknown Is it funny to hire Ryan Grubb away from Alabama and back to Seattle? Absolutely Funny>>>>>Smart get it done Michael McDonalds
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Brock Purdy is going to re-create the butt fumble in the Super Bowl and CMC is going to pick it up and run 60 yards for a touchdown and we are gonna get Joe Montana comparisons all offseason. God is dead.
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Over the last three games Julio Rodriguez is hitting .813/.813/1.250
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Nathan Bishop
2 years
Good morning. I like Mitch Haniger and would enjoy him being a Seattle Mariners for the next 3-5 years.
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4 years
The Seahawks signed Josh Gordon and there are growing rumors they may add Jadaveon Clowney. They look to have the NFC’s best roster, and will once again contend. Fire John. Fire Pete.
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Good morning. Today is the first time the Seattle Mariners are in sole possession of first place in the AL West at the 23-game mark since 2009.
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The Mariners have so many great pitchers but nobody has “It” like 1923’s Sexiest Man Alive
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When Jarred Kelenic and Julio Rodriguez play well simultaneously there is nothing impossible for the 2023 Seattle Mariners. What a joy.
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Today was the first day I experienced real pain with the Seattle Mariners since probably 2014. On one hand OWIE THIS SUCKS but on the other I’m still grateful to have a reason to care. Bring on Luis Castillo.
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Nathan Bishop
9 months
Reading Astros twitter atm
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Vote early, vote often
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2 years
Despite a very talented quarterback Denver’s offense is going to continue to be wildly inconsistent until Pete Carroll quits playing so conservatively and lets Russell Wilson run the show.
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2 years
Stealing this from @VakFrost because he’s locked and also this is a direct attack upon me
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Nathan Bishop
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Hey @JeffPassan "If the Seattle Mariners want to win a World Series they need to spend a lot more money. Period. End of story." Many thanks for that.
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The Mariners got a two out, ninth-inning, go-ahead home run from literally the worst hitter in the league and lost.
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Astros fans trying to buzzkill Mariners fans. Pathetic man. Y’all live in a world still defined by wins and losses. We ascended decades ago. We are in a new dimension. The only thing that matters is content, and the Mariners are the best content in the universe.
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American League played a pristine Mariners game. A touching tribute to the host city.
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Mariner offseason additions Teoscar Hernández: .226/.267/.416 90 wRC+ Kolten Wong: .188/.283/.213 51 wRC+ AJ Pollock: .153/.203/.407 67 wRC+ Cooper Hummel: .087/.192/.130 1 wRC+ (re-assigned to AAA) Tommy La Stella: .190/.292/.238 60 wRC+ (released) Absolutely dreadful
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I don’t know how good they are but the 2023 Mariners are a bunch of lovable dorks so it would be cool if they were good.
@Mariners
Seattle Mariners
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geno 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝 george
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I obviously don't love Jarred Kelenic's start but man the kid is 22 and getting dogpiled left and right #onhere give it some time folks.
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The first of what I imagine will be numerous games where I wonder what would have happened had the Mariners simply not traded away an above average everyday third baseman for nothing.
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Nathan Bishop
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one thing truly great sportswriting does is alter the way you view games and the athletes that play them. Watching DeAndre Hopkins play football has never been the same for me since I read @minakimes ' profile on him last month.
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Justin Smoak, Jesus Montero, and Dustin Ackley
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B/R Walk-Off
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Fill in the blank 👇
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OPTIMISTIC MARINERS TWEET - Cal Raleigh and Taylor Trammell look like big league regulars to me, both now and moving forward. This is, imo, very cool.
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Extend Seags, extend Mitch, actually aggressively promote your MLB-ready prospects and cultivate a reputation as a player-friendly org, actively compete for elite FA year in year out, win pennants, profit, loot Seahawks Twitter for lulz, repeat. #GOMS
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I have created a handy cheat sheet
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The Mariners came into this season with clear needs at: 2B RF DH 60 games in here is how that is going 2B: 70 wRC+ (13th in AL) RF: 92 wRC+ (9th) DH: 55 wRC+ (14th) One of the worst offseasons in club history thus far! Congrats to all involved.
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If the mariners make the playoffs they should let Félix Hernandez throw out the first pitch and perhaps 70-80 more after that.
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Jarred Kelenic being cranky and doing the “star NFL player deletes all the team stuff from his instagram account” thing is non-substantive and pointless and also extremely funny.
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(Bookmark this and mock me when it’s wrong) 1. Shohei Ohtani likes Seattle 2. Shohei Ohtani may not sign with the highest bidder 3. The Mariners will make him an offer that stretches both their budget and imagination 4. It will not be close to enough
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Yeah I dunno I think the Seahawks, one of the very best franchises in the NFL for a decade now, may end up being ok.
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Justin Upton has made $200 million dollars playing baseball and went to the minor leagues to get back to the show. Absolutely no reason to be playing beyond loving baseball. I sure hope he’s ok.
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Nathan Bishop
3 years
Congrats to the Mariners who are no longer the sole major Seattle sports franchise without a championship
@PR_NHL
NHL Public Relations
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The @SeattleKraken officially become NHL's 32nd team.
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One of the things you'll note about this play is that it is in the Super Bowl and there are no Cardinal uniforms anywhere. A rare off year for them, I suppose.
@AZCardinals
Arizona Cardinals
3 years
As if he wasn’t already one of our favorites… 😏
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LIVE JARRED KELENIC TRACKER UPDATE
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by fWAR the 2023 Mariners had: -Best C season in org history (4.7) -Best non-Arod SS season in org history (4.9) -2nd best pitching in org history (20.1) -A 5.9 win season from their 22-year old CF You'd have to really muck up the rest of the roster to not win with that.
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Bryce Miller looks awesome. Should be ready for his MLB debut on Saturday.
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Past 48 hours have been a hell of a decade to be a Mariners fan
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Well at least Denver sports fans can look forward to another exciting NFL season with their star quarterback Russell Wilson at the helm
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2 years
Oh no the Astros lost!
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Kyle Seagers’ training methods are unorthodox but seemingly effective
@apiecebyguy
a guy
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What is he training for...?
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Cy Young, 2023
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@baseballinpix
Baseball In Pics
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Cy Young, 1904
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Nathan Bishop
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This is the best day to be a Mariners fan since Felix’s Perfect Game. Let’s go win a World Series or two with Julio Rodriguez.
@JeffPassan
Jeff Passan
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The structure of Julio Rodriguez's massive extension is very complicated, but the topline details, sources tell ESPN: $210 million guaranteed over 14 years with the ability to grow to well over $400M. Includes player and team options. The great @JesseSanchezMLB was on the deal.
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The Mariners are 9-2 on Opening Days started by Felix Hernandez. 18-16 in all others. Long live the King.
@MLBStats
MLB Stats
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Starting off on the right foot. #OpeningDay
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Starting to think the NFL’s rules are arbitrary and will be rewritten on a whim to ensure the league doesn’t lose money.
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