@nathan_h_b But also some bad BABIP luck cost Haniger & Polanco 3-4 RBI.

@frightwigwam Yes they’ve both hit like crap AND experienced unfortunate BABIP luck

@nathan_h_b Good news is actually bad news. Wins are actually losses. Fun

@handall77 Hm seems like this account may not be for you this year. Which is fine.

@nathan_h_b I moved here in 2007 and I feel like this has been accurate since I became a Mariners fan. 🔱

@Terris_Bueller That’s right

@nathan_h_b I'm tired, boss

@nathan_h_b George Kirby new best friend

@nathan_h_b 161 game winning streak started tonight FYI

@nathan_h_b Furious George is our leader

@nathan_h_b Thoughts and prayers, Nathan. I’m sorry things didn’t go the way you wanted them to tonight.

@nathan_h_b

@nathan_h_b Actually....this is an improvement over the old flow chart. When Felix used to pitch they almost always ended in Mariners lose!

@nathan_h_b Haha there should have been a Felix paradox where he pitches perfectly, but we still lose.

@nathan_h_b @sonoffisch Kirby is the second coming of Felix.

@nathan_h_b @mnDENIROtc