Alex Mueller @AlexMueller23 Twitter profile

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Alex Mueller

8 months

My wife: “Alex stop trying to speak Italian to the waiter, it’s Olive Garden for god sakes and the words you’re saying are wrong” Me every time the waiter asks if I want more bread:

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@TheSopranosX

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The Sopranos - Season 02 Episode 04 - Frame 664 of 976

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

6 months

This tweet alone should get Reggie Bush his Heisman back.

Trojan Football ✌️fan

@TrojanFBx

6 months

Beautiful view of the L.A. sky from Caleb Williams pent house 😲🏙️

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

2 months

Holy fuck

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Julio was on the cover for the last ever Sports Illustrated baseball preview….

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4 months

@zachleft This is so so so so so so so bad dude.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

2 months

Never forget Mike lied about having cancer, lied about being a veteran, openly admitted dating an underage girl and then was openly racist on Twitter a mere 9 days ago

Still Frame Quarterback

@SPhotoG46

2 months

Pedophile 🚨 at T-Mobile Park

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

9 months

Cam Ward against this same defense without 2 overtimes and a 50 piece on the board 37/49 451 passing yards 3 touchdowns (4 total) 0 picks But go off

NFL Rookie Watch

@NFLRookieWatxh

9 months

Shedeur Sanders absolutely had himself a GAME in an intense matchup tonight: • 38/47 (81%) • 348 passing yards • 4 passing TD’s • 1 INT • 117.02 passer rating And he did it without arguably his best weapon, Travis Hunter. Sanders is now averaging 417 passing yards a game.…

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

I’ll never not laugh in the best of ways that Ichiro doesn’t really have a position with the staff but insists on being in full uniform always

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

7 months

Surely the organization that wasted Ken Griffey Jr, Edgar Martinez, Felix Hernandez and Ichiro’s primes will do the right thing this time.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Dubs Down motherfuckers #GoCougs

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

2 months

Their literal existence

claire de lune

@ClaireMPLS

2 months

what's not to love about this OKC team?

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Pro Bowl Quarterback Gardner Minshew. We dreamed of days like this

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

Imagine not knowing ball

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@229Sports_

4 months

Who has the best Initials Helmet 🖊️

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

Rough game, but what a fun season, made it so far. Picked to be 10th in conference 😂 So proud of these boys. A season right up there with 2008 Bennett Ball, 2018 Minshew and others. Proud of my school. Go Cougs

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

Teams west of Texas to make an ELITE 8 more recently than Arizona - Gonzaga - San Diego State - UCLA - Oregon State - U$C - Oregon But go off on how you’re the premier west coast basketball school.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

2 months

Gardner Minshew is drinking in The Coug right now and all is right in the world

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

11 months

So sick of hearing that WSU isn’t a “brand”. Wear the logo at any airport in the world and there’s a good chance you’ll get a Go Cougs. It’s global. The tv numbers even show it

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

8 months

@BrianMFloyd The “stick to sports” folks are quiet

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

“The Seahawks should bring back R..”

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

The one who is an actual fan

Bando

@BandoKnowsBall

3 months

Seahawk Fans… Who’s the best Celebrity Fan we have?

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

Good job Kids

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

2 months

Idk if this is a hot take but since you can choose the Mariners radio for audio, I’d watch all 162 Mariner games on Apple TV. The video and audio quality is so much better than Root.

Seattle Mariners

@Mariners

2 months

REMINDER: We’re on @AppleTV + tonight! #FridayNightBaseball returns when we take on the Cubs at @TMobilePark . Sign up for a two-month free trial at .

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

7 months

The fuck are they gonna do with this? Run over MIP suspects?

PullmanPolice

@PullmanPolice

7 months

The Pullman Police Department is proud to improve public safety response through the deployment of an urban rescue vehicle! Learn more:

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

1 month

Maybe the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

6 months

These two inadvertently created a shitstorm in Colorado at a level not seen since Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

The Trojan Blade

@TheTrojanBlade

5 months

You have to be a sick individual to enjoy Washington’s downfall

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

2 months

No joke Zavala might be a bottom 3 worst Mariner I’ve ever seen

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Dan Campbell fucking rules. Absolute apex football guy

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

ISAIAH FUCKING WATTS

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

7 months

Fuck this motherfucker

Oregon Duck FB News

@DuckFBNews

7 months

Pac-12 Commish in the house today #Pac12Championship

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

1 month

You should be put in federal prison for starting the wave

Mariner Muse

@MarinerMuse

1 month

The fans did the wave behind home plate right when Speier started his delivery of a huge 3-2 pitch.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

I’d just announce this as the helmet for the Texas Tech game already

Jake Dickert

@CoachDickert

5 months

New addition to the Shelf. What do you think Cougs????

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

GO COUGS!! That’s a tourney team. Cemented. That’s a high seeds these boys are legit and we need to show out for them.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

7 months

He’s gonna fuckin rake isn’t he?

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

The difference in these two statements is absolutely jarring and I’m here for it.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

1 month

My opinion on the Teoscar Hernandez discourse. Yes he’s hitting in a better lineup, yes the ballpark is whatever The man his .260 with 26 homers and 93 rbis last year. Yeah he struck out a ton and is going to again but when did we get duped into thinking he was godawful for us?

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

10 months

You just can’t sit here and make fun of Cougs and Beavs for two months straight about how they’d look out for themselves too if given the chance and you had to go and the consequences aren’t your concern…. And then cry when they do.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

8 months

This conference is such a joke

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

8 months

Ironically, where did Gardner Minshew go to college?

Pat McAfee

@PatMcAfeeShow

8 months

Minshew Mania is AWESOME #PMSLive #ForTheShoe

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Blake Snell is practically begging the Mariners to sign them

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

10 months

In the state of Washington this is legally a notice of withdrawal.

Washington Athletics

@UWAthletics

11 months

The University of Washington will join the Big Ten Conference in 2024. #GoHuskies

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

2 months

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

PSA: Seahawks fans and 12’s are not the same A Seahawk fan can critically think A 12 can not

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

7 months

We most assuredly are not

Kendra Middleton

@KenniMiddleton

7 months

Anyways, we are all Washington Huskies fans now.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

10 months

My foolproof ways to help Wazzu recoup any lost AD funds 1. Sell alcohol in the stadium. It’s already being snuck in. You lose people who tailgate at half 2. Sell customizable football jerseys in crimson AND anthracite 3. Work with a local brewery on a Wazzu Brew 4. More hotels

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

Actually this has me worried, dorky Russ plays at his peak. It’s when he thinks he has swag/rizz/drip things go off the rails.

𝕷𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖍𝖚 ✰

@Lamar4six

3 months

LMAOOOOO 0 AURA IM CRINE

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

Kyle is the man

Greg Woods

@GregWWoods

3 months

Former WSU coach Kyle Smith gets emotional talking about the resources Stanford can provide for his autistic son, 13-year-old Bo, particularly the university’s autism center

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

2018 Wazzu would feed families.

CFBudge

@CF_Budge

4 months

Teams that we need in the new College Football Video Game What other classic teams would you like to play as?

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

I love Pete. HOWEVER, watching the same accounts screaming for him to be fired by the Seahawks now screaming for him to be hired by UW is hilarious.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

The goat - #GoCougs

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Jen Cohen really does not get enough blame for the conference shitshow. Her leaving to U$C still is so fishy.

☘️LegalizeQuack☘️

@Legalize_Quack

5 months

"Is this one you're looking at as a destination job?" 🤔😂🤣

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

Me and the boys after ruining Neon Night

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

9 months

This is a starting quarterback in the NFL I don’t care

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

10 months

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in #CVE23 #GoCougs

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

Pete Thamel

@PeteThamel

3 months

Sources: Nebraska is finalizing a six-year deal to make Washington athletic director Troy Dannen the school’s new athletic director. The hiring of Dannen gives Nebraska an immediate replacement for Trev Alberts, who left for Texas A&M last week.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

7 months

Ah and there it is. Fuck ESPN

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

7 months

If you see this tweet, give me a goddamn Go Cougs #GoCougs #Wazzu All we got. All we need.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Shit happens (this will be my last tweet on the subject. You gave up 300 on the ground.

MLFootball

@_MLFootball

5 months

WASHINGTON GOT SCREWED BY THE REFS A LOT OF TIMES TONIGHT 😳😳😳 (Via @SleeperNFL )

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

7 months

Surprised he didn’t say “Dream job at my dream school at my dream town”

Michigan State Football

@MSU_Football

7 months

A Message to Spartan Nation. #GoGreen

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

Lmfao nice link you got there, bitch boy

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

1 month

The ol golf bag is gonna be pretty heavy this summer #GoCougs

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Utah might skullfuck the Big12, my god

Utah Football

@Utah_Football

5 months

Welcome to the WR room, @dorian_singer1 ✌️ #UBOYZ24

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

1 month

I know this is going to be a bad take here but I need the NFL to get over itself. We don’t need offseason hard knocks. We don’t need games every day of the week, there’s no reason the schedule release needs to be a televised event. It’s all too much

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

10 months

This summer has been a nightmare But we don’t bleed crimson because the conference we are in, or change teams like others would have, we root because Pullman built us, it’s part of who we are. So now that we are upon what really matters, can I get a goddamn Go Cougs? #CVE23

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

@seahawksnerd75 There were definite slurs being yelled

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

1 month

To the person who broke into my garage and stole my golf clubs and ransacked our cars I hope you die a slow painful death

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Congrats on Arizona now only being $234.5 million dollars in debt now

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

8 months

Beavs got a 4 star TE and WSU hasn’t had a commit back out yet?

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

10 months

Good morning Cougs 🙏🤞

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

21 days

I have procured the holy water. GFC

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

Good morning to those with a first place hoops squad in the Pac-12

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

But also like whoever comes in next absolutely cancel the Apple cup agreement

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

11 months

At this point I’m just following any coug or beav I come across. In this together lol

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Is the spokesman fucking serious with this?

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

2 months

How I would change the transfer portal: 1. Portal doesn’t open until after all games played and tourney ends 2. Portal time limited to 2 weeks 3. Sit out one year rule applies UNLESS you are leaving due to a coaching change

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

Go fuck yourselves

FOX College Hoops

@CBBonFOX

3 months

So long, @pac12 ❤️

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

Today is the day

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

31-5 in the Big Sky the last two years, 35 years old, been in Inland Northwest hoops his entire adult life with connections everywhere, rebuilt Eastern quickly after Legans left then kept it up after Venters. All outside noise aside it’s a perfect fit. Go Cougs

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Seeing the refs being blamed right now is just *chefs kiss*

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Kyle Smith is 7-2 against the Dawgs. Probably leading this squad to a tourney bid. They need to do anything to keep him

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

Thursday: Coug basketball beats #4 Arizona Friday: Coug baseball beats #24 Kentucky The vibes are so good. Let’s keep it going #GoCougs

Washington State Baseball

@wsucougarbsb

4 months

BALL GAME! COUGS WIN! Chase Grillo gets the final 5 outs and the Cougs open the Round Rock Classic knocking off No. 24 Kentucky! #GoCougs | #CougsVsEverybody

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

Bray is absolutely going unhinged in the portal.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

Hahah admin is on one today #GoCougs

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

If I give you a Go Cougs at Northern Quest because you are wearing Coug gear and you don’t reciprocate, you’re a narc in my eyes

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

There will be a day where he deservedly will get an offer he can’t refuse, but there isn’t a day I’m not grateful Jake Dickert is the guy during all of this.

Greg Woods

@GregWWoods

5 months

Sat down with WSU coach Jake Dickert to discuss several topics, including how he kept roster turnover to a minimum — including himself. "There was never a conversation with Arizona," he said, "same as there was never a conversation with Michigan State."

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

The people blaming politics for UW’s employees leaving for bigger jobs are absolute smooth brains. You think they didn’t know what Seattle was about beforehand?

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

7 months

Getting the death penalty just for where your school was located is quite neat.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

That’s an absolutely ugly, nasty, resilient, perfect win. That’s gonna help you in March. In the tourney. Now let’s pack Beasley again Saturday. Go Cougs (also still love ya DJ)

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

A final four of Wazzu, Arizona, Oregon and Colorado is still in play. Would be a cool $48 million bucks. Pac2 money counter: $10 mil

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

1 month

Dave we don’t care. Go fuck yourself.

Dave “Softy” Mahler

@Softykjr

1 month

The never ending crying from Coug fans is actually making me lose any shred of sympathy I had for them. And when the deal was done, I actually had a ton.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

This new age of firing coaches on the spot after their final loss is bush league and built only off humiliation. Give it a day for god sakes

Matt Moreno

@MattRMoreno

3 months

Jerod Haase speaks after being fired shortly after leaving the floor after Stanford’s loss to Washington State in the Pac-12 Tournament. Stanford players and staffers all in the room with their coach.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

6 months

It’s such a shame Wazzu and OSU burned all these bridges by refusing to just take it in the ass and die.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

2 months

Miami having Cam Ward and Damien Martinez is so gross.

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

6 months

Can anyone explain why MsU fans are so fucking nasty to Beavs? Yall took their coach and immediately tried recruiting their players, how the fuck else did you expect them to respond?

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

4 months

Go Cougs in the chat

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

21 days

The bit has broken containment. This is the peak. GFC

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

11 months

No better place in the world #GoCougs

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

I knew it was smart to wear my Sunday best for this occasion

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

5 months

I was told this stuff is just “part of the game”

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Alex Mueller

@AlexMueller23

3 months

Never seen a coach who immerses himself into the entire university quite like JD. We really are lucky for whatever time we have him for

Office of the Provost

@WSUProvost

3 months

Because #ThreeMinuteThesis is, after all, a competition, we figured we needed a judge who understands a little something about that! Yes, it's none other than @CoachDickert ! We appreciate Coach Dickert's steadfast support of WSU's academic enterprise. #GoCougs #3MT

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