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Fix your hearts or die (she/her) | 44yo Writer | Artist | Femdom | 🪄✨

Utah, USA
Joined December 2016
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@fizahehee The murder was “very painful” for him you see.
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@heyyitsjanea That man will only be happy with a woman who hates other women as much as he does. Whew.
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@ExiledLesbian @keffals @OatMilkZombie They know the suicide rates. They're doing actual genocide.
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@CrocodileCam The nest caught on fire, and they made him a safer one in the same place and he moved a friend in 🥹
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@TinekeYounger01 I thought it was a cute thing to call you 💕
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@andycompton_ Every time. It’s one of the best jokes of all time. Up there with this one:
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@ballerguy Why did society tell us that men want sex over everything? We all embarrassed ourselves trying to 'decode the meaning' of men's actions and sometimes they're just hungry and it's not about us. 😂
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@llerameilla @_benjvmins_ They're not pro-life, they're anti-woman.
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@donwinslow You will not convince me that Trump isn't a part of an international child sex trafficking ring until a judge says so. There are far too many coincidences. This isn't a crazy conspiracy theory, either. Look at his TWO state campaign managers in prison for child sex trafficking.
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@666kubinakate @calebsaysthings The meanest girls we went to nursing school with are our whole public face now and it sucks.
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@lxmnpxppastxppa Do you think we just keep making uterine lining and it stays in there getting rotten? You could benefit from a slightly more advanced education in biology.
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@DKEvanoff Same energy as the guy who said making 100k a year made him part of the 1%.
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@Mominsweats @realchriswilson @CharlotteAlter Two of Trump's state campaign managers have been charged with child sex trafficking. The willful ignorance is frightening.
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@helenaalexo @nashwalina Yes he was so excited and they gave him a toy garbage truck and the joy was overwhelming.
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@DavdRangel Kristen Stewart looks so hot here I almost can't see Margo Robbie which feels impossible.
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@jayjohnsonfsf Cauliflower is honestly just happy to be involved.
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@BenZeisloft Did you know they’re also real medicine and they treat several medical issues that don’t have anything to do with abortion?
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@tsuptsap I'm not like the other guys...I'm an *obvious* creep.
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@TweetXan_ "Don't start" is bottom tier gaslighting. Of course we come out swinging! 😂
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@SibelOktay @tressiemcphd How much do they think nurses make?
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@CNN THE OCEAN IS ON FIRE. PRIVATE CITIZENS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM.
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@Jamberee13 Me, too. I’ve been fingerprinted so many times in different ways for nursing jobs. It’s always a weird experience and the tech doesn’t want to tell me I’m difficult but their exasperation is always there. 😂
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@mountain_goats I thought the same thing. Awfully casual with the lingo for being up so high in that white tower.
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Every trans person I've ever met has been an actual angel. I believe they're more advanced in their dharma and are playing life on hard mode. Love and respect. #WhyImATransAlly
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@TheChroy Why do they want the land so bad if it’s “rotten” and “poisonous?”
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@ellorysmith As a nurse I like to tell people that I hope nothing happens to them that they need a hospital room for because they just gave an unknown number of covid patients to hospitals. They don't care, though. They know and they think they're the only people who matter.
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@astrogrIz Men don't have enough cones/rods in their eyes to see the full color spectrum like we do. Sometimes my partner asks me if things are the same color and they're not even a similar base color. Like turquoise and fuschia. Yet he swears he's not color blind.
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@RepDLesko Can you specifically tell us what parts of the bill you're opposed to? Because Americans are really hurting and it's not just hurting *some people* Deb, it's hurting all of us. Your constituents, too. Tell us what you object to so we can understand why you don't want to help us.
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I just found out that Ring sells your surveillance footage to cops. 🙃
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@ProjectLincoln It truly looks bad. Especially with the no water in the shower thing coming up again and arguing with Chris Wallace that a cognitive test is difficult. Pray for us, world.
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@thevelvetbone A wonderful treasure for her journey. 💕
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@GianmarcoSoresi I’m stuck on how Leto looks his age. He looks his age. He doesn’t look magically young. He looks fifty.
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@SaeedDiCaprio If anyone is interested, the part of the brain that stores information that's big time exciting like swears, and hates, and sexual stuff stays intact when a lot of the rest of the language processing ability is failing in memory disorders like dementia and alzheimers.
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Take a brain break and watch this clip of Tiffany from last year telling the president that he's nothing. It feels good. I hope he saw it. #crosstalk #AMJoy
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@ask_aubry I make over $200k a year but my wife has to return to work immediately after giving birth if she wants her own spending money 🙃
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@shazthebabe The interactions between Bob and the gay clerk selling turkeys are the best.
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@furkyourwurk @ToniRenaissance The FBI Surveillance Van joke from the Limewire days has become relevant to our daily lives 😂
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@thevelvetbone What do you think would mean more to you ten years from now? Knowing she has it, or knowing you have it? It’s absolutely beautiful.
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@jadedcreative My republican father won't even wear a mask knowing that I'm immunocompromised and my mother is diabetic. This puts that in painful perspective.
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@laurenthehough Sen. Warren was on the news earlier talking about a windfall tax on gas and oil companies who are essentially price gouging right now.
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@BrittanyActs @IndigenousAI To a much lesser extent, the public debate that chronically ill people are expendable has been messing with me so bad I'm having a lupus flare.
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@miel I got in a snit with a friend who kept saying she was afraid people would think she was a lesbian in her khakis and she just couldn't see what would be offensive about what she was saying.
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@Kateness8 I’m not a man, but I’m good at men, and a friendly, “You look sharp!” is usually well received and doesn’t seem like flirting.
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@FeministRabble @_nursewretched_ That was my coworker, Alex. Cops are sneaky and wrong for being in hospitals without warrants and they should be punished for it.
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@michaelharriot Jogging. I tried and tried but at the end of the day I'm a pleasantly plump lady who has no endurance.
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@nice_plane @666kubinakate @calebsaysthings I capstoned in the state prison infirmary and was shocked that so many classmates joked about how I should dull the inmates’ needles. My job was to be the one person that wasn’t there to judge, just to care. Hurting people for sport is gross.
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@carpedara @luhshawnays I thought you meant, like, not afraid to get a pedicure. 😂
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@pattonoswalt More frightening to me is that he thought the cognitive function test was H A R D.
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@rudy_mustang I went grocery shopping today, no homo.
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@JoshuaPotash We nurses don't care to do unethical stuff. She's amazing to go public and I hope this is the tip of the "saying all the eugenics secrets out loud" iceberg.
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@pattonoswalt Scott Baio has the intellect of a whole 13 year old. Hope he doesn't see this. 😉
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@miss_mitchem @earringdealer1 @JayCohBoy Now this is truly unhinged and written by Regina George.
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@MollyJongFast And Katie Porter has all weekend to prepare questions that will make him cry like a bitch on Monday.
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@donwinslow @MSNBC @chucktodd Chuck and Andrea Mitchell are consistently helping liars look good. They're dead weight in the current arena.
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@mehdirhasan He told us his whole plan: use his hand-picked court and complicit AG to declare a victory, then use the insurrection act to essentially kill protesters.
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@morb00tymori @CrocodileCam It’s so fascinating to me how that kind of pain transcends species.
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@freshhel A large carrot the size of a small carrot.
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I am yet again pitching to the void: Oscar Isaac and Laverne Cox as Gomez and Morticia.
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@earthysmells I'm a fat nurse and I have a unique insight into all of this. You're all right. The only way I got diagnosed with lupus was demanding tests after the doc tried to throw tramadol at me and told me to go back to work on ortho/trauma when *I couldn't walk*.
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@mattxiv That is some uuugly energy.
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@ohJuliatweets She's my employee, kind of, so I need to pay attention to her performance. That's not fangirling.
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@auriean @Ms_ESPN87 @Callmepj__ They've got teams of advisors helping them be successful.
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@IvankaTrump You dishonor Dr. King's legacy with your actions every day.
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@essyprive If so many of your patients and their families are making multiple trips to the nursing station, the manager in me wants to know why their needs aren’t being met by the staff? They’re just telling on themselves.
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@DW3663 I don't want to make assumptions, but I'll say that a gallon of Swiss Navy lube with a pump isn't in a lady's bedroom.
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@BerniceKing A whole entire vicious murderer is their hero.
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@FeministRabble @_nursewretched_ She's fine. She got a huge settlement and has been through much worse than a wrongful arrest. Burn nurses are tough.
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@EmiDoesMath You can’t trust that an instructor with that attitude actually cares about the learning part of the teaching when their immediate focus is obedience. It’s weird bully behavior. It’s easy to get students to respect you by respecting them. I miss teaching.
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@nedostup @AITA_reddit It's impossible to buy a different gift or explain the value of patience!
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@heyyitsjanea Now we know why she needs the therapy.
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@NassVon @Jani__Gee Relax and be loved, as you should.
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@JosephMOsborne @davenewworld_2 I'm a nurse and watching the videos of them violently and intentionally escalating situations with Black people is sickening. Deescalation and critical thinking are not taught but are absolutely necessary in a peaceful society. We're a police state, and it's clear now.
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@CaelanConrad Polka Kielbasa ✨
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@Lollardfish @erinbiba Same energy as throwing school lunches away in front of hungry children who can't pay.
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@mandalore1228 I’m fairly certain that adults who yearn to paddle children get a sexual thrill from it. I remember the principal at my elementary school’s delight when it was spanking time.
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@jmurffff People don't have any problems correctly gendering my dog when I correct them, so they're definitely not confused. I think it might just be bigotry.
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@ellle_em HE TRIED TO TAKE AN ADDICTION COUNSELOR AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO DESPERATELY NEED SOMEONE THAT CAN UNDERSTAND WHERE THEY'RE COMING FROM. I'm a MAT nurse and I want to fistfight. Like, meet me in the parking lot.
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@DrJenIzaakson That was far too intimate for anyone to be doing harmlessly to a *child*.
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@SymoneElena @SkinCareBully I found the worst sentence: “I’m hurt because I thought you could handle this process.” I feel manipulated and I’m not even involved.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz Red delicious are like if an apple was wet cardboard.
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@Rschooley "It is what it is." - the literal president of the United States.
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@ElieNYC I'm seeing a lot of complaints about how she's a cop but her opponents are criminals. It's a good fit.
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@Humanstein This is what I was trying to say in another thread but I didn't put it as eloquently. The hypocrisy of the GOP is starting to insist upon itself.
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@AlmondTiddies Big Egg sued Just Mayo because they don't use eggs and the argument was they shouldn't be allowed to call it mayo if it doesn't have eggs. That kind of BS is why.
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@_nomadic_soul No one on earth has ever felt worse pain than this man when he has a tummy ache. 🤕
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@iamcardib I saw you using the slur 'tranny' and joking about putting a trans person in an unsafe situation so you could hurt someone else? I loved you until I saw that. I'm so disappointed.
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@acrider At what point are we allowed to acknowledge that these are nazis and react accordingly?
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@davenewworld_2 How is that second degree? It sounds hella premeditated.
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@sarahlugor Men really don't want women to live. It's bizarre considering how terrible things would be without women.
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@missbreton Here's my bee dog:
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@trixiemattel You. The first person I thought of.
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@sarahschauer The best thing about moving to Utah is all the gay ex-Mormons. Wonderful people and friends.
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@ASlavitt @DennisColeHill @GovAbbott @fema This is more serious than anyone who hasn't worked in an ICU can imagine. You cannot actually fathom the stress and the horror. They are being forced to betray their oaths. To be doing black tag triage outside of war time is egregious.
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@abbygov My dog and I would share each other's tramadol if one of us was waiting for a refill.
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@AITA_reddit Being a nurse, you've got quite a situation on your hands. You know better than to touch someone without consent unless they're literally dying. You also know that it's terrible to leave on poop on skin and especially a vulva. You should have gotten a woman to wake her and help.
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“Don’t tell a guy to stop when he’s getting into it…” Baby, that’s a rapist.
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@chrissyteigen The other half is in the line at TJMaxx.
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@shaTIRED @TimeIsNotGiven This is a sickening apartheid-style policy. I've really had enough foster parents getting paid to abuse children (I know there are good ones, but...) when they could pay the child's parents and see a better, safer, and ultimately happier outcome for everyone.
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