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Nathan

@Humanstein

3 years

The Simpsons doesn't predict anything we just haven't fixed any of America's problems since 1989.

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2 years

My cat telling me he loves me

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1 year

This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues

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2 years

When I say "film" instead of "movie"

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1 year

Probably gonna work itself out.

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3 years

"No one should be blacklisted for being conservative." Nobody's getting fired for their take on deficit spending or because they like deregulation, folks.

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1 year

McDon*ld's took over the Grimace wiki page and removed all the real world information, appearances, and citations that I've added over the years and turned the whole page into one big in-universe ad for the birthday promotion :(

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@Humanstein

8 months

Blockbuster stores were required to have at least 7,000 movies. Many had closer to 10,000. Netflix has averaged ~3,000 movies for the last several years. At the peak Netflix had like 5,000.

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Streaming is a modern marvel that allows us to watch more shows and movies than any old Blockbuster could hope to stock. But somehow, the act of consuming content has never felt more frustrating than it does today, writes @cwarzel .

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1 year

I could not come up with a funnier pairing of play-pretend tough guys.

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3 years

Oh no it's the Sealab year

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5 years

Most of human existence is bad now but I do like that we take cats to red carpets now and sometimes dress them in tiny formal attire.

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@Humanstein

3 years

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3 years

Dear Venom Hansen

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3 years

You're really telling on yourself if you're saying that antisemitism, transphobia, racism, and conspiracy theories about eating children are your "conservative values".

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@Humanstein

4 years

Did it work?

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@Humanstein

2 years

Me at 2:30am buying 3 Yoo-hoos and a bag of beef jerky

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1 year

Like I can just add it back but what's the point if they're literally paying a dude to undo it. They're partnering with Fandom for an ad campaign for the page now too.

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1 year

This ad campaign is essentially based on my tweet but that tweet pretty directly resulted in them undoing why the tweet was funny (random man manages Grimace Wiki for the love of the game)

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10 months

Woody Harrelson is only campaigning for RFK Jr. because he feels so bad about his dad killing JFK

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1 year

@burningstone3 Did you... Watch the video

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@Humanstein

4 years

Any of y'all ever seen any movies that are more than half an hour old?

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4 years

Heads up: Twitter is being really overzealous and locking people out of their accounts. Looks like when you regain access your account has unfollowed everyone. Here's how to grab your Twitter data for reference in case you lose access or your following list.

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4 years

How it started vs How it's ending

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@Humanstein

1 year

I had gotten kind of lazy since going back to school and there's stuff that trolls had removed previously that was already basically lost, but still, a goofy fun space on the internet is now just a straight up ad.

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1 year

Tilting at windmills

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1 year

This is probably an important caveat here. I should have checked this.

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1 year

@Humanstein the changelog says "switching over entirety of grimace article at mc∂onald's request, just for the length of this campaign in 2023" so i assume itll go back to normal shortly

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1 year

I am a *very* crappy wiki editor but I also believe that wiki pages should not function purely as ads, even on Fandom. Glad it'll presumably change back. Think they should have just cleaned up what was there and added some copy about this promo.

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1 year

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1 year

@Humanstein Would you believe me if I said there was actually a very contentious argument about this yesterday in the official Fandom discord lol

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3 years

What was the first Internet community you were part of? Bonus points if you can pin down the year.

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@Humanstein

6 years

@bootyslime They're called werepups and its a brave new world once you fall down this rabbithole.

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@Humanstein

4 years

@stevereevesart @planetofterror Legitimately just thought "this guy just picked iconic work to post as a joke about the format" but nope. Good on you. That Moonlight poster is the high watermark of non-illustrated poster art for me.

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1 year

In case it's not clear I have been fully vaccinated, this is an obvious joke, and I am not gonna argue with you.

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@Humanstein

3 years

@BonBaughn Oh absolutely. The US has a really short memory and as a country we buy into our cultural revisionism and streamlining pretty damn hard.

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3 years

@BowDuh Science fiction, even comedy science fiction, is inherently critiquing social issues of its day. It generally transposes those issues to a futuristic setting in order to exaggerate and therefore clarify the societal concerns of the creators.

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1 year

I am sorry that there are now nagging ethical concerns related to this very poorly run wiki page about a milkshake monster

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5 years

I am absofuckinglutely not okay with the Disneyland Jessica Rabbit's loose human skin suit situation.

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2 years

I have nothing to plug this time. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. Get your booster shot.

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@Humanstein

2 years

You couldn't make The Office today because Netflix or whoever would've cancelled it before the show found its footing and audience in the second season.

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Mindy Kaling Says #TheOffice Is ‘So Inappropriate Now’ and Couldn’t Be Made Today: Most Characters ‘Would Be Canceled’

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2 years

Haven't seen the Folgers Incest Commercial yet this year so it's my turn to post it

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@Humanstein

1 year

Grimace shake is good tho lol

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6 years

The fact that Rosamund Pike isn't a huge star in the wake of Gone Girl is a goddamn tragedy.

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@Humanstein

1 year

My mom pulled off a Christmas miracle.

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1 year

A generation raised exclusively on insincere corporate product thinks anything that considers itself art is pretentious.

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@Humanstein

2 years

I watched you have sex with a corpse on tv when I was 12

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2 years

Over the past couple days, my office has been flooded with calls concerning all-ages drag shows. Let me be clear: I don't care what consenting adults do, but leave kids out of it. As Mayor, I will do everything I can to ensure these events don't happen on Knox County property.

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4 months

If an effect is achieved in the post production it is not a practical effect.

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@Humanstein

8 months

I know it's not the point but I do not really think that streaming services have put all that many more movies at the average person's disposal lol

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@Humanstein

2 years

It's okay to not be okay

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3 years

Watching Malignant and had to stop the movie to make this

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3 years

Hubie Halloween III: Season of the Witch

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2 years

I am glad everyone's reaction to the news of a Gosling spinoff of The Gray Man is to demand The Nice Guys 2

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@Humanstein

4 years

Destroy every statue except for The Mothman Statute and then replace every statue with the local equivalent of The Mothman Statue.

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3 years

"Artist's seminal franchise continues in another medium without the creator's input due to 4 billion dollar corporate buyout" is not actually a dunk.

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3 years

Ridley Scott knows Marvel publishes the Alien comics, right?

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1 year

Aaron Paul in a Kellogg's Corn Pops commercial from 1999

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1 year

Early evidence is suggesting that Kellogg's is discontinuing Corn Pops after 73 years, due to poor sales. If so, this is super sad, as Pops were like, the only corn-focused cereal left that really owned its corniness :-(

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6 months

Look me in the eye and tell me this is meaningfully different from TikTok dancing

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It’s wild how all white people danced like this before Elvis

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3 years

Not totally sure why I photoshopped Frasier Crane wearing JNCOs.

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@Humanstein

3 years

I make YouTube videos about the intersection of pop culture and politics.

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3 years

@Jake13758 Have you ever seen a photo of Hillary Clinton tho

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5 years

*sees #JohnWick riding a horse, pursued by motorcycle dudes that are wielding katanas*

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@Humanstein

1 year

Popeyes chicken isn't named after Popeye the Sailor Man. It's actually named after Popeye Doyle from The French Connection. The movie came out a year before the first restaurant opened.

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3 years

@PiperCothran If this counts as a prediction of a terrorist attack then I am happy to report that I can predict your future for the low price of $100 via Paypal

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5 years

Hit me up if you know someone who owns the Kevin Tong Mulholland Drive poster or the Greg Ruth Annihilation poster so that we can rob them together.

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6 years

I don't care how much you disliked a movie, if you tag the cast and crew in your takedown of it then you're an asshole.

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3 years

I'm working on a video on this topic. You can subscribe over on YouTube if you want to catch the longer take.

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5 years

If the "worst movie you've ever seen" is a mainstream studio release that cost millions and millions of dollars to make you *probably* don't watch a lot of movies.

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3 years

If I can shill something that's not mine for a sec, one of my favorite YouTubers @Q_Review has some great videos on this subject.

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5 years

@MileHiSalute @HeatVisionBlog A few corrections: *Nicolas, *Nicolas, *Nicolas, *Nicolas, *Nicolas, *Nicolas

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4 months

No matter how many streaming services you have, the movie you want to watch isn't on any of them

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1 year

The X-Files being shot on Super 35 and just framed and matted for 4:3 is a gift. These blu-rays are so gorgeous. If you love the show it is absolutely worth it to get ahold of the blu-rays rather than watching it compressed on streaming. It looks better than modern television!

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@Humanstein

2 years

This is not a real statue. It is digital art by a French artist called Benoit Lapray. He has done many other digital pieces that are similar. This series goes viral once a year like clockwork.

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2 years

Goku Statue in Paris 🇫🇷

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In 1988, while Blockbuster was young/killing mom & pops, NYT calls BB "superstores" and indicates ~6,500 titles per, outpacing independents which were maintaining closer to 2K titles. Can't find anything primary that establishes the "required" part lots of secondary sources say.

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1 year

Hollywood is done for – you might not believe me, but this is Al.

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2 years

Oh boy, an ice cream cone, today can only get better!

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7 years

Hey @tombraidermovie , I fixed your #tombraider poster for you. Looks more organic now.

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3 years

Fire Wocka Wocka With Me

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2 years

I'll believe the McDonald's Halloween pails are back when I'm climbing over a crowd of 7 year olds to get mine.

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4 years

@JennyENicholson Sharing to bless the uninitiated

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5 years

The Olds are out here trying to make you believe that My Chemical Romance doesn't still slap and let me tell you, My Chemical Romance absolutely still slaps. Let go of your shame. Listen to My Chemical Romance.

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@alwaysinarace Oh you mean how they predicted Donald Trump being president in 2000, when he launched a campaign to run for President in 1999 and ended it a month before the episode aired?

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1 year

Indiana Jones and the Fourth Doctor wear the same hat. It's the Poet fedora by Herbert Johnson. Tom Baker and Harrison Ford also both worked construction before breaking big with their space roles, too.

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@janicesghost They embraced their fringe in a bad way and its about to be impossible to label yourself as a conservative without fully embracing a laundry list of nonsense. And not just the like... Policy nonsense. Might have already happened.

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4 years

Fuck your Hogwarts house tell me who you actually identify with most on Community

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5 years

Baby Yoda comes up to you and wants to watch The Before Trilogy, wyd?

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3 years

@vssantoni @TBCaineWriter Lmao oh for sure no, just that The Simpsons can't predict anything from before it existed

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5 years

Movies you should watch on Netflix tonight:

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7 months

It seems like Folgers Incest Commercial Season starts earlier and earlier every year

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2 years

Haven't seen the Folgers Incest Commercial yet this year so it's my turn to post it

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8 months

Plenty of sources for the first one in Dallas opening with a library that began with "about 10,000 titles" but I can't prove the required bit. Also just wanna go on record saying Blockbuster sucked and I'm holding them up to Netflix because they're a similarly massive entity 👍

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@bootyslime Oh I've gotta assume they are. They're part of a weird and kind of sad and upsetting... Movement? called Reborn dolls. There are many other kinds.

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3 years

You should dunk on Kid Rock for being a homophobic piece of shit but you shouldn't punch down at poor people and trailer parks to do it. Especially because Kid Rock grew up rich as hell in a $1.3 million dollar house in the suburbs and he'd REALLY like you to forget that.

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4 years

Mentally I am here

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6 years

Stop writing it as The VVitch you fucking nerds.

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2 years

Look, I already told you, I told you in 1995. I told you in 2012. The vibe has shifted, is shifting, will shift, has always shifted. The vibe is a flat fuckin' circle, my friend.

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4 years

Really, the most satisfying final shot in the history of film hit blu-ray like 2 weeks ago? Word?

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4 years

Also the answer is Blow Out (1981)

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5 years

The anti-film criticism rhetoric and demand for nothing but puff pieces and appreciation on Twitter, particularly from horror and the superhero movie fans, has gotten absolutely ridiculous. You should be able to do something besides free PR work without getting dragged.

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@MrTrikk Yeah, the vast majority of issues we face have been here in one form or another since just about the beginning. They're not really bugs in the code so much as they're functions of the system.

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6 years

The greatest casualty of all of this will likely be Fox Searchlight. I do not believe that Disney would fund The Tree of Life, The Grand Budapest Hotel, or The Shape Of Water. Even with their meager budgets, I think Disney will kill Searchlight almost completely.

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2 years

If Phantasm (1979) was Italian

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5 years

In the wake of Phantom Thread and The Favourite, I hearby motion that by law we must receive at least one (1) weird, beautiful, psychosexual auteur period piece every December.

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