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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 months

silent but i swear i been working 🫡

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

john cena said “you can’t see me” but sir... i saw that you opened your purse and donated a cool million dollars to black lives matter YESSIRRR

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

when u beat ur kids ass every time they make a mistake, you just condition them to panic at every roadblock in the future.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

all i know is that they better not be using MY tax dollars to pay for this damage done by these THUGS.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

tf was wrong w us???

 MAJひ⁶𓅓

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4 years

I’m this old.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

why is spilling a drink so embarrassing?? it was an ACCIDENT

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

men be like “women aren’t funny” then say a slur and think it’s peak comedy.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

i can not believe we used to have the option to just... be out... all the time... mouthes open... sharing drinks... partying... that’s crazy

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

no look at this picture my friend paula took of me i look kinda sick

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

this specific scene is spongebob changed the trajectory of my life

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

ain’t nothing scarier than a group of preteens at a mall

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

She was only 19. She deserved to be listened to, she deserved to be cared for, she deserved way more than what she got. Rest in Peace Oluwatoyin Salau.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

y’all keep drinking sparkling water, why don’t u just put ur tongue on a charger

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

the whole idea of a highschool reunion is so messy??? like what is there to gain?

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

so white people can rock messy buns... but y’all expect me to slick back my 4c hair and lay my edges every time i go out/take a picture??? please... go choke ❤️

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

all trump had to do was wear a mask out ONCE.... and his cult followers did a full 180 and decided they could breathe in them.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

i say this every day but i think it’s fucked up we can’t swim in that

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

how did america trick everyone into thinking it’s good here 😭😭 masters of propaganda bc it never was

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

if this happened to me i’d resign 😭

Caleb Hull

@CalebJHull

3 years

Joe Biden just fell 3 times in a row trying to go up the stairs to Air Force One

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

the sexual tension between me and not doing anything i’m supposed to do

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

she’s simply trying to do her job and here come the creeps

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

if i was at the beach at night and saw a shadow of one of these things moving towards me i would start believing in every single religion all at once

Wonder of Science

@wonderofscience

2 years

These 'Beach Animals' were created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering. The kinetic structures walk on their own and get all their energy from the wind.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

“Born June 23, 1948” he needs to be put in a retirement home.

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 years

Following the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Justice Clarence Thomas writes that the Supreme Court should reconsider rulings that protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

my mom gave birth to a lesbian, a bisexual, and a straight boy in that order. that’s what we call RANGE

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

fellas is it gay to eat?? y’all opening up your throat like that idk...

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

me accidentally ruining all my friendships by never texting or facetiming anyone back ❤️

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

why were yearbooks like a hundred dollars??? that is so?????

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

HOMEGIRL JUST SHOVED A BEAR WITH NO HESITATION??? IM SO????

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3 years

This is crazy af omg

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

someone at apple was like “i’m not fucking drawing that.” 😭😭

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4 years

Don’t put too much pressure on yourself to have it all figured out at the beginning. Make room to grow and develop with time and experience.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

trump might as well have ended that video with, “daddy loves u very much kitten”

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

“happy little girls” hell is not hot enough for this man. need something worse ASAP

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

i better see u injecting that bleach you suggested a few months ago!! prove it works!!

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

COCK has got to be the top 10 worst words ever

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

what the fuck is loitering??? you’re telling me i can’t just stand here for a second????

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

teenage babysitters have better de-escalation skills than these armed cops in full riot gear.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

whoever this man is, he needs to not be within 100 meters of ANY woman

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🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

instagram should bring back showing what people were liking bc it spiced things up

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

the animators of spongebob are so sick for this honestly 😭

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

not birdbox predicting how america would handle the pandemic

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

i’m not gonna lie coming from a poor household... buying shit does sometimes make u feel better

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

remember when they were banning silly bands at school??? what was that about

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

fetishizing black women is not the same as respecting them.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

he better fix his tone before i hop up in there

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Must watch

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sarah lugor!

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

y’all please don’t let your body type stop you from wearing what you want!! YOU LOOK GOOD!!

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

listening to new music is so annoying to me because i want to sing along NOW

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

id simply grab it but idk im built different...

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@wonderofscience

4 years

This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

thread of all of my spongebob pictures since y’all keep asking

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

the fuck is wrong w y’all?? normalized sexualizing teenagers to the point where a 17 y/o girl speaking up is met with “she should’ve known better”

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

10 months

new girl had the craziest cameos??? what is megan fox doing here???? and olivia rodrigo??? brenda song!?! MF PRINCE??? what was the budget?

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

old people won’t listen to you but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest 😐

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

he’s onto sum

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

10 months

i’ll told my mom my (now gf) cleaned my apartment top to bottom, washed and organized all my clothes, got me two bouquets of flowers, and made a poster for us while i was working in paris… this woman said: wow, such a nice friend 😁

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

bisexual women will have a whole man and go on twitter to yearn for a girlfriend PUBLICLY. no shame hurting lil man’s feelings LMFAOOO

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

fork with no holes call that frk

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

parents be like, “patience is a virtue ❤️” then do this :/ poor babie is struggling

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The way her voice escalates gradually 😭😭

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

how come ur jeans find ur clit more than he does???

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

corporations be like, "black lives matter! we see you!" then punish their employees for speaking out about racism in their work environment.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

i know gibby from icarly was annoyed asf when they’d tell him to take his shirt off

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

Jenna Marbles really apologized with her whole heart and soul. I've always looked up to her as a creator and seeing her be so genuine just really made me respect her so much more. She took full responsibility for everything.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

how much bullying we got to do for her to address that she is worth 1.2 billion but doesn’t pay those women in bengladesh...

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

covid is going 12M-0 against America and y’all still wanna go black friday shopping??????????????????????????

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

beat obama??????????? does this nigga know how presidency works????????

Donald J. Trump

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4 years

We beat Obama 4 years ago, he worked harder than Crooked Hillary, and we’ll do it again!

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

11 months

not to sound conservative but i’m so glad i never dated in middle and high school

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

this is public indecency idc lock them mfs UPP

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

i was just told to go back to my country??? i was born in mankato minnesota 😭😭

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

what candy are you gonna carry around in your purse when you hit 70? mines gonna be jolly ranchers

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

old spongebob was so charmingly ugly like i love it very much

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

imagine doing this and they stop moving. then what?? ur a wanted murderer

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4 years

This is hotter than porn

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

i thought we did that LAST WEEK!!! THIS IS SO SICK AND AND TWISTED!!

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4 years

Y’all tomorrow is Monday... AGAIN

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

america’s drinking age is so stupid

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

i get so envious when people are like “my parents forced me to play piano” like that’s very valid but at least now u have a cool party trick!! my parents played a reverse uno card and made me parent them… i can’t just therapize people as a party trick

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

my great great grandpa preforming his first ever show circa. 1900

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

alright y’all this blackout can’t happen on twitter. this app is damn near essential for news bc it comes from real people. not posting for a whole day, especially w/ what’s going on is counterproductive.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

MY PERIOD??? ON CHRISTMAS???? THANKSGIVING WASNT ENOUGH???

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

i really just date mfs that DO NOT like me huh??? 🧍🏿‍♀️

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

1 year

and they try to say night at the museum is fiction??? tell that security gaurd he was not doing his job right 😭

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

homeboy on the bottom left ate y’all UP!!!!

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Smith Family Photos 2020

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

the amount of teenagers that dress up as steve harvey for halloween is a phenomenon that needs to be studied

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

if ur alarm is “by the seaside” you are one unserious mf 😭

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 months

so what ever happened with the bedbugs in paris i feel like i never saw an update on that

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

that “bonk” shit was and STILL IS funny to me idc

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

european people be like, “driving to france for breakfast xx” meanwhile i drive 8 hours and i’m in the same state... ghetto

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

naked and afraid is such a stressful concept to me bc your coochie is just out... and like they be in the sand... and in SWAMPS...

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

i want a black teen indie movie that’s not centered around them... suffering 😭😭 i want the coming of age cute shit!!!

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

men be like: i respect u... can i get nudes now! 😃

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

how he make his acoustic guitar sound like that

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

some kid is about to google this bc their friend had it and have their shit absolutely ROCKEF

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

at one point I realized being obsessively self aware makes life less enjoyable

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

monkey pox pictures making me scared to breathe like this can’t be fr

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

5 years

me in the boiling hot shower on the verge of passing out shaving my legs very shittily

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

2 years

give the green m&m her little hoochie heels back 🙁

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

who’s ass i gotta beat to make mental health more accessible for lower income communities.

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

y’all b havin BOOBIES i just have ᵗⁱᵗ

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

i would not be paying a single penny back, disrespectfully.

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This literally SCREAMS illegal.. did she ask to be born!?!

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

just dance had no business making that stupid ass Rasputin dance so hard

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

y’all never been asked out as a joke??? if i was to become a villain that would’ve been my origin story

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

4 years

uh????

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

people who sing along even if they don’t know the lyrics are funny as HELL

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

why is it called the super bowl if no one is bowling

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sarah lugor!

@sarahlugor

3 years

sims 4 turns my laptop into an easy bake oven it’s so sick

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