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@cherryhealey

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Writer of Letters to My Fanny, broadcaster, mum, eater.

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Cherry Healey
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11 years
I've only gone and had a baby. Yeah. Both doing really well. Home tomorrow. Sleep now. Speak soon. Happy.
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@cherryhealey
Cherry Healey
11 years
Oh. I should probably mention that this is happening. #numero2 http://t.co/vRRo86jgBH
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Cherry Healey
6 years
๐ŸŒŸCalling all those that have a story about sharing parental leave๐ŸŒŸ - do you wish youโ€™d done it? Do you wish youโ€™d known more about it? Iโ€™m working with the Government to learn more... #sharetheleave #parenting #equality
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Cherry Healey
7 years
Love this ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Elliott Rodgers
7 years
@cherryhealey My all time favourite Japanese translation fail...
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Cherry Healey
12 years
I'm going to write a novel called Fifty Shades of Earl Grey. It's going to be hot and steamy. #ilovetea
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Cherry Healey
11 years
I haven't seen my fanny for such a long time. I hope it's all is ok down there #preggers
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Cherry Healey
7 years
I get weirdly nervous before therapy. I worry about what we'll talk about. Like before a party where you don't know anyone.
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Cherry Healey
8 years
Please no. Cab driver shouting at me why today is a great day because we can go back to the good old days. I could cry.
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Watching Bridesmaids. Like a fine wine it gets better and betterer
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Cherry Healey
2 years
Our brand new @channel5_tv show Womenโ€™s Health: Breaking The Taboos starts next Tuesday 9th August at 7pm - we hope it empowers women all over the country to get the help they need ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“ #WomensHealth #BreakingTheTaboos ย  #TimeToTalkAboutIt
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7 years
Discussing whether someone having a cough relates to their internal strength is so inane I cannot watch the news right now.
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Cherry Healey
8 years
What a ride - can't wait to u to see my it (& shout at the telly as I forget things in the oven) ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ @MasterChefUK
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Cherry Healey
7 years
I wonder if Weinstein will think 'if I'm going down you're all going down with me' - alot of powerful Hollywood not sleeping well right now
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Cherry Healey
7 years
yup this is the best
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Every year since we first met, my wife and I have taken a photobooth photo, today we did No.16! We've changed!
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7 years
๐Ÿ˜žI almost can't bear to give this person anymore airtime than she already has but when I sawโ€ฆ
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Cherry Healey
8 years
Anyone watching @MasterChefUK ?!?!
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Cherry Healey
10 years
1st question this morning 'mummy, how do I reach my true potential? And could I kill a t-Rex with my ninja skills?'. Righto. Coffee first.
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Love that #DoveUKI & the Girl Guides have teamed up to create a badge for body confidence #BeBodyConfident ๐Ÿ˜ http://t.co/glmwBt3fZj
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4 years
I am dumbfounded - if you dump someone & say mean things about them & say theyโ€™re obsessed with you...are they then expected to save you?! Im confused. #lovelsland
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Sick n tired of sending out bland CV's w no replies? These 2 sites are brilliant @discoverables & http://t.co/ENd8oA2J @designcouncil
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Cherry Healey
3 years
Woo hoo!
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Maverick TV
3 years
Huge congratulations to the wonderful @cherryhealey for winning the Best Television Presenter award, at the @RealityTVAwards last night. โค๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰ #10YearsYounger #NRTA2021 #mavericktv @channel5_tv
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Favourite question today: "Mummy, does the Pope have white pyjamas?". Answer: "no idea. Maybe he just wears Chanel no.5".
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Someone on this tube is wearing Eternity by Calvin Klein & I'm suddenly 15 & snogging my boyfriend in Macdonalds
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Cherry Healey
9 years
I have bought a skin tight sequinned off-the-shoulder catsuit for NYE. It's not at all flattering but it's a SEQUINNED CATSUIT. ๐Ÿ‘Š
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Cherry Healey
7 years
Lots of things to feel afraid of in the world but watching Ed get lost & sweaty in the joy of music takes the edge off @GlastoFest
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Cherry Healey
7 years
I'm confused by the choice of Madness for Xfactor. Anyone else think it's a bit bizarre?
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Translating the Xmas ads: women organise everything & r rewarded w a single moment of teary eyed happiness. Then off they trot to wash up.
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Cherry Healey
11 years
My daughter knows the names of all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I have never been so proud.
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Cherry Healey
10 years
In 2014 I would like someone to invent headphones that don't tangle and calorie free crisps. Amen. #NewYearsEve
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Cherry Healey
7 years
Getting ready for daughters birthday. Yes the fridge is mostly full of prosecco.
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10 years
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Cherry Healey
12 years
Can't we wheel Adele out? I know she's preggers but theres prob a doctor in the crowd? #ClosingCeremomy
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Cherry Healey
12 years
Anyone else want to LEG IT to their nearest swimming pool and DIVE IN to celebrate? *goes upstairs, runs bath #TomDaley #TeamGB
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Cherry Healey
9 years
Got my big break on @bbcthree - a glorious, unusual channel cultivating new writers, directors, producers & onscreen bodies. #SaveBBC3
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Cherry Healey
10 years
This was a welcome slice of light on the tube today http://t.co/EKwT8xmMi0
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Cherry Healey
9 years
You know you're a parent when your legs are mostly used as foot warmers http://t.co/2apg0utz8l
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Cherry Healey
11 years
yup. preggers and going to a rave.
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Am I right in feeling that a highly-preened man in cashmere pj's lounging on a chaise longue is the opposite of sexy? http://t.co/rRe8xr1UV8
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Thank you so much for all your lovely messages- hibernating at the moment - am having a sleepathon with the newborn xx
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Cherry Healey
5 years
๐ŸŒŸSUPPORT๐ŸŒŸI donโ€™t need a thigh gap (where would I hold my phone when I have a drink and a snack?) and I donโ€™t need longer legs (I can totally reach everything in my house perfectly well)โ€ฆ
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Nhs is amazing. I have been measured, swabbed, vaccinated, blooded tested & reassured without being handed a bill.
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Cherry Healey
7 years
TM has vexed me HUGELY over the past 12 months put I weep when mainstream journos comment on whether her cough is a sign of ability. Wtf ๐Ÿ™„
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Cherry Healey
12 years
Dear NHS thank you for admitting us without our credit cards. May we protect you forever.
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Life is complicated and uncertain but there is one constant : Nutella on toast after a night out. #solid
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Cherry Healey
10 years
My daughter tells me that George Osbourne looks like a chocolate bat. I don't know what to say to this.
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Home completely alone on Friday for four whole days. 1st time since becoming a mum. Yeah, going to run around the house naked, obvs.
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Cherry Healey
10 years
I wish I had a big band to get me up in the morning. Would put anyone in a reet good mood. #xfactor2013
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Wouldn't it be great if we could have a dry run at life before doing the real thing?
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Cherry Healey
11 years
If one more person asks me if I'm having twins I am going to give birth on them.
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Morning everyone. On way to hospital & Lionel Ritchie's All Night Long is playing. Today is going to be good.
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Cherry Healey
10 years
I just accidentally winked at a waitress. I'm now involved in a strange silent conversation whereby I am trying to now appear not creepy.
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Cherry Healey
8 years
8.30am I would usually be shouting TEETH HAIR SHOES SCHOOL BAG 3/4 times into the abyss BUT today I am having croissant #iloveschoolhols
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Cherry Healey
9 years
CATSUIT TIME! Feeling very Sandra Dee ๐Ÿ‘ฏ And warmth provided by fluffy jacket thing - have a good evening everyone xxx http://t.co/w8cmJIYbnl
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Do u think Kate, on the inside, is screaming OMG I am standing next to SEX GOD DAVID & they're calling me HER ROYAL HIGHNESS WOWZERS?
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Oh dear. A whole year until we can effectively use the 'Santa can hear you' trick.
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Cherry Healey
6 years
๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸPICK OF THE DAY๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸwell thatโ€™s a bit great ๐Ÿ˜ Truth About Looking Good is on TONIGHT at 8pmโ€ฆ
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Boobs are so incredibly clever. And weird. But mostly clever. #milk #breastfeeding
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11 years
If I could have a pet giraffe I would. They are so incredibly beautiful. I'd saw a hole in the ceiling and feed it Quavers. #africa
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Cherry Healey
10 years
HAAAA!!! #gogglebox is fast becoming my favourite show on tv. Esp love the Kirstly Homemade reactions!!! "W.O.R.K"
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Cherry Healey
12 years
I want Mary Berry to adopt me. Then we could be Mary & Cherry Berry. And she's make me cake when boys were mean to me. #dream #bakeoff
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Sweet sweet mercy. Just had a comfortable feed. Right now, this is nothing less than euphoric. My left boob is now my favourite. #bestboob
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Cherry Healey
7 years
Watched Fifth Element 10,000 times and it's still amazing.
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Back from work trip & turned down free Beyonce tix to spend time with kids. Is there some kind of medal for that? #crying
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Cherry Healey
7 years
Felt so proud of my daughter and her friend for coming to the march and asking so many questionsโ€ฆ
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Cherry Healey
5 years
๐ŸŒŸPROGRESS๐ŸŒŸI would have deleted this two years ago but I think this is my favourite photo of me for quite a while. Iโ€™ve got no makeup on (I love makeup but I aim to also feel happy andโ€ฆ
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Cherry Healey
10 years
She's 16. I mean WHAT THE!?! I could barely remember my own name when I was 16 #XFactor
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Wise friends. 'If you've got a problem and you worry about it you've then got two problems.' Just fix it. I love them.
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6 years
๐ŸŒŸINSIDE THE FACTORY๐ŸŒŸthe next batch is nearly ready and they are looking ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ - canโ€™t wait for you to see the next series - clever clever production team #insidethefactory @bbctwo
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7 years
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11 years
A mother is donating her womb to her daughter. So the daughter is receiving the womb she herself was carried in #awe @BBCTwo
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Cherry Healey
10 years
#gogglebox is excellently funny tonight
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Cherry Healey
9 years
YESYES to dry August (sunshine, outdoors, larking) but Jan is for fires, pies, sofas and wine. Surely?! #DryJanuary http://t.co/QhWkb8yCCj
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6 years
I honestly donโ€™t understand why itโ€™s even allowed? *i do understand- itโ€™s all about ยฃยฃ but seriously? New mums who might have had a traumatic birth?
@JeremyVineOn5
Jeremy Vine On 5
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"I had to almost force her out of the room. Bearing in mind I was half naked, it just didn't feel right to me." New mum Lauren Harris tells us why she started a petition to have sales reps banned from post-natal wards. @TheJeremyVine | @cherryhealey | #jeremyvine
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11 years
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Iphone shattered. Replacement phone. Back in the 90's. Texting is painful. Send help. http://t.co/YPG95uc0Im
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4 years
I will enquire ๐Ÿคฃ
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10 years
I cant bear it. i love her. Hang in there. Sheesh #XFactor
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Cherry Healey
10 years
Celine Dion is a hoot. Reckon she'd be fun to go on the razz with.
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Cherry Healey
11 years
I am 32. I am a mum. I have a job. And yet I am utterly intimidated by my kids slightly stern nursery school teacher. Sheesh.
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Cherry Healey
10 years
LOVE THIS ๐Ÿ˜โ€œ @parentdish_uk : post-pregnancy body changes nobody talks about http://t.co/zosKvTKDZJ http://t.co/h0qpBrS8LUโ€โ€
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9 years
Just showed my daughter ET for the first time. It was magical. It was amazing. It was a huge challenge not to cry. #soppy
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Unexpected. Two Direction and Three Direction to battle... #xfactor
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Cherry Healey
7 years
Anyone else OVERJOYED with the @bbcstrictly result?!!! ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค—
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Cherry Healey
10 years
#Celebritygogglebox - what a genius way to weave in difficult videos #StandUp2C
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Cherry Healey
9 years
Just flicked onto Xfactor and finding it really uncomfortable to watch - it's messing with people on a whole new level #turningover
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Cherry Healey
12 years
When the going gets tough the tough get into bed and watch the Lion King
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Thank you for all your lovely messages about being up the duff again- so excited!
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Cherry Healey
6 years
๐ŸŒŸF*CK YOU CANCER๐ŸŒŸThis week Iโ€™m reading this absolute brilliant book by @bowelbabe and learning so much about how to talk about cancer. Thatโ€™s actually the tip of the iceberg of what Iโ€™mโ€ฆ
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Cherry Healey
11 years
I wish I was a chair. http://t.co/UrutvK82
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Cherry Healey
11 years
Hell hath no fury like a hungry woman being told ' unexpected item in the bagging area.' #hdhy (}%%%~{?
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Cherry Healey
7 years
When you get five minutes of parenting bliss and you forget about the dried porridge on the ceiling.
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8 years
I'm doing a 'I'm On Masterchef' party. I am aware that this only happens once in a lifetime. Iโ€ฆ
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Cherry Healey
4 years
I read this week that Olivia Newton-John sold her famous leather jacket (from the Youโ€™re The One That I Want song) for ยฃ243,200 to raise money for her institute supporting people with cancer (she has stage 4 breastโ€ฆ
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Cherry Healey
9 years
You can't send Andrea home because he has the best singing-face-that-also-looks-like-a-sex-face of all time #XFactor2014
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Cherry Healey
7 years
Anyone else absolutely loving Astronauts on @bbctwo ?
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Cherry Healey
7 years
Honey G is a Mum doing fancy dress, says my kids.
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Cherry Healey
9 years
I would like to add up the time I spend scrolling for the appropriate emoticon & then slap myself.
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