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I asked my Lyft driver to drive as fast as he comfortably can and he just said “I am from Russia” and now I feel like we’re about to break the sound barrier
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There are 2,000,000+ infertile couples hoping to adopt newborns, but a severe lack of children because they are being killed before birth.
We must reject the violence of abortion & embrace the life-affirming gift of adoption.
#MothersDay
My mom rented a cabin in the woods for thanksgiving and my entire family is here plus my little sister is bringing 3 foreign exhange students who’ve never experienced Thanksgiving and considering this horror movie dynamic, we will all be killed by sunrise
I really truly know it’s a stereotype but I would genuinely love to see a study linking girls who bullied in high school to girls who became nurses. Obviously not all nurses were bullies but I just checked FB and 3 of the meanest girls I knew are nurses now.
The g*n g*rl went around college campuses asking people if they feel safe knowing someone with a penis is using the women’s restroom, but likely didn’t ask anyone if they felt safe before carrying an AR-10 around for her senior photos.
Anti-vaxxers really are dumb as fuck. “Vaccines give your kids autism.” In no world is autism “worse” than measles, cholera, mumps, typhoid, malaria, etc etc. If you’re afraid of autism over all that, you shouldn’t be a parent.
Applied for a passport this morning and the lady asked if I had one before, I said yes, when I was a kid. She said “at least 10 years ago?” I said idk Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix just came out and IMMEDIATELY she said “so 2007, you’re fine.” Lmaooo
this whole Netflix thing is annoying but just for personal reasons I’d love to see what the most shared Netflix account is and who it connects. Went to my friends house and she was on the account of an old sorority sisters second cousin
instead of trauma dumping on one friend, try trauma littering! it’s where you rotate telling disturbing shit to 3-4 people and it’s much more manageable for everyone involved
One time in college I was walking down the road with a water bottle full of Burnettes. A cop stopped and asked what it was. I said water. He said chug it. I STRAIGHT FACED chugged it. He drove off and I 👏🏼 started 👏🏼 screaming 👏🏼 and 👏🏼 crying👏🏼 lmao
This isn’t heartwarming. This is the most manipulative shit I’ve ever seen lmao. Omg imagine being tied to this behavior via baby for the rest of your life
I'm a little confused here by the Left's view on things: if a college age woman sees a penis at a party, it's considered sexual assault. But if a little girl sees one in a ladies' restroom, it's considered tolerance. . .
Being bisexual in the LGBTQ community is a pain in the ass. I literally got told just now I “need receipts.” What you want to see me eat pussy? People see a bisexual man or woman and believe their attraction to women is a lie. Why is sex always about men? Remove yourself
“Boycotting doesn’t work” any makeup girlie who loves YouTube can tell you that’s a lie. Kat Von Dee, Jeffree Star products in TJ MAXX, Jaclyn Hills hairy lipsticks, the list goes on. The girls can give you a dissertation.
Kevin Jonas isn’t milking his Kevin-Jonas-ness enough. If Kevin started making merch about being the forgotten Jonas I’d buy that shit so quick. Imagine him wearing a shirt that says “I’m the Kevin of the group.”
Just watched a girl walk into a party, see a dude, jump on him, fully wrapping her legs around him, screaming “oh my god I haven’t seen you in forever,” and the guys girlfriend, standing right there, was just like
ICE forcing international students to leave the country if their universities switch to fully online classes is so FUCKED UP. Having a WIFI connection and the right equipment/computers is not guaranteed for a lot of students, and on top of that they pay FULL tuition??
Cashier: would you like to donate $1 to charity.
Me: not today, thanks.
Cashier, over the intercom: Attention shoppers we have a fucking cunt at register 5.
being a lesbian is so crazy. a straight man will be talking to you and then you’ll tell them you’re gay and you see something just leave his eyes. it’s like watching a pet die
talking to someone in IT about a forgotten password and I’m using words like “okey-dokey” and “lord willing” so they think I’m just an old person and not a technologically incompetent 20-something
was in line at the bookstore & the guy behind me was talking shit about every woman in line “her boobs are out…” “those leggings are tight” so I whispered “the guy behind us is looking at people’s boobs” and my mom faces the guy & says “this guys looking at women’s boobs??”
I spend all day hunched over so my doctor recommended “tummy time,” for me, like a baby, and tbh my back feels so much better. I can’t wait to start crawling and eat solid foods
I will be attacked by fellow conservatives for saying this but so be it, this Alabama abortion ban is too restrictive. It doesn’t save life, it simply forces women into more dangerous methods, other states or countries. You don’t encourage life via blanket government mandate!
a girl on TikTok told me to put instant mashed potatoes in my chicken noodle soup and it’s so fucking good, I’m going to write a letter to the government
men always say shit like “one swipe and your makeup would be gone,” and it’s like sir, point me in the direction of those makeup wipes. i’ve been looking for the Mulan sleeve of makeup remover for years now.