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ilko

@ilkobirov

2 months

Ilko Birov - Night Shift #dreampop

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ilko

@ilkobirov

1 year

@Orugario_ And some people get upset when you say that "AI artists" aren't actually "artists".

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challengers was great i loved the men moaning while nine inch nails played in the background

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@nadiaudio I remember when HZ went berzerk on VI-Control over a composer who had made a youtube video criticizing a sample library that had HZ's name in the title.

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@ViagraPussy "A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer and a mop."

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@LeaMaric It's like this Robert Crumb comic irl

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@Rainmaker1973 "You feelin' lucky, punk?"

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@AfricanArchives Thanks for sharing. This is why history must be read, studied, and hopefully not repeated.

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@ilkobirov

8 months

@HOSTAGEKILLER Star Wars Episode IV was saved in the edit by his wife and there's a video on youtube about this.

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1 year

@NotABigJerk If I remember correctly he said in a documentary that it wasn't even a track he had high hopes for, it was something he picked out from a bunch of earlier demos.

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@DilettanteryPod Sorry

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@ViaGelliaRedux @SouthPhillyJays Man has a vendetta against libraries.

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@Seinpeaks She was "one of the guys" while simultaneously being a woman.. sort of like in real life. Seinfeld was way ahead of its time.

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@nitefilm He's just being himself and we are seeing how his mind works.

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@thechosenberg It's because legs simply don't exist anymore.

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8 months

@justky1018 This reminds me of a joke I heard from Slavoj Zizek: a man is painting a woman in the nude and during one of their breaks they are having coffee, she has a robe on, the man hears his wife's car and says, "quick, take off your robe or my wife will suspect we are having an affair."

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1 year

@zachsilberberg Oh I get it, this is from one of those poetry slams. Dude is performing.

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@cremieuxrecueil I once read a study that followed married men who regularly visited a club for homosexual relations. 98% of the participants didn't see this as cheating.

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1 year

@TheEricGoldman Why do people care?

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ilko

@ilkobirov

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@ThePowerOfLard Bob Dylan - Idiot Wind (@ ex-wife Sara) Joan Baez - Diamonds and Rust (@ Bob Dylan) Pavement - Range Life (@ Smashing Pumpkins) Weezer - El Scorcho (@ Green Day) New Raldicals - You Get What You Give (@ lots of people) Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk (@ Jimmy Bakker)

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@thechosenberg Marry her.

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@NoahSmithStan @cesarsuarezpab @paulg @eigenrobot @Meta Why are you, as a man, obsessed with another man?

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@ilkobirov

1 year

@punished_cait I will never not be amazed at how your wedding is such an apple of discord for some people.

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1 year

@Abstruse From the diary of Aztep II, Ramses' cousin: "When the pizza arrived the workers discovered there was pineapple on it and this led to merriment and a newfound rapport between the workers and middle management, and shortly after they all had a laugh, the work continued."

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2 months

@clevelandreaper I like their music, but "The Presidents of the United States of America" has always struck me as a weird choice of band name.

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@Dexerto "Thank you to everyone who didn't show their private parts on omegle"

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@chinesegon Karma is a hired intern.

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@CupOfLaure Oh, I remember reading about him. Wasn't he the guy who had included an actual 911 call in one of his games?

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ilko

@ilkobirov

1 year

@venturetwins I'm in several AI art groups on fb and they are what one might call 'safe spaces'. People are kind to each other and often remind others to use AI for good, "ethically". I'd like to believe that's possible, but knowing how people are, knowing how internet users are (ie 4chan)...

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@ilkobirov

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@cremieuxrecueil It may have been this one: It revealed that Japanese men who had extramarital affairs with other men didn't identify as gay.

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6 months

before/after the HR team steps in #ableton

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1 year

@kahtrinuh @_yung_bukowski_ Noah and Meadow were too entitled and too focused on their romantic life to give a damn about the room-mate who was clearly spiralling deeper into her own depression. Their relationship with her could be seen as an allegory of society as a whole imo.

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@ilkobirov

2 months

@soren_iverson If it skips the foreplay doesn't that mean it would go directly to the sex?

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10 months

@WokeBeyond That's Bowie-in-the-70s amounts of cocaine.

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@libhawkish This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George gets a massage from a man and is very uncomfortable throughout the entire procedure. Later, as he is telling Jerry how uncomfortable it really was, he confides that he thought, and I quote, "it moved".

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1 year

@GoodReddit Ah, it's one of those Penguin-based religions.

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1 year

@tsversi That's true. It was so action-packed and the tension kept rising.

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@bartlebytaco Always found it ironic that a song about racial inequality was in fact stolen from a Black artist.

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1 year

@Orugario_ This is why AI cannot and should not be copyrightable. There is currently a concerted effort to "educate" the US Copyright Office by a leading figure in the AI art movement, and though it seems so ridiculous to me, but this is precisely where we are.

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@HanWhiteoak @CarilynJohnson "Assigned female at birth"? Oh, you mean they were born as females?

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@ilkobirov

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@punished_cait This was the fan

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@ilkobirov

10 months

@Unsecured_CCTV Chilling at work is the international language.

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@RevDocBobSac He's an awesome performer and artist. In interviews he's always so humble and comes across as a chill guy.

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@ilkobirov

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@R0b0tSp1der @EndTribalism Not so fast, buddy.

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@718Tv I don't understand the point of this post.

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@eathedocument

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4 months

@numetal_moment Fred Durst telling the audience to go nuts was the least of Woodstock 99's problems.

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@ilkobirov

3 months

@DonLagoTV @Wishful61241 @mofocro @Slatzism @Thejawsofnorth I'm not sure that's how it works, buddy.

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@HOSTAGEKILLER

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@Cuenta46930639 @roykotian @DR0WN3DFISH That is bound to be frustrating because she would by default belong to the People.

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@ilkobirov

4 months

@B1TCHEVAPORATE @InternetFairyX @MariCeeCee98 I was attracted to one of the popular girls in my middle school class. She rejected me, and I though, "oh well, it happens". My friends also busted my balls but it was forgotten after maybe a week or two. I noticed in the video he mentioned he was always alone...

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@ilkobirov

1 year

Cartoons in the '90s were so wild

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@ilkobirov

1 year

@winniecode Must be awesome to be able have people over and say, "Oh, that's just my FREE industrial ladder."

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@ilkobirov

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@B1TCHEVAPORATE @InternetFairyX @MariCeeCee98 If he kept repeating the situation in his head and getting more and more obsessed with her, with no friends to help take away the pressure of the event, it's no wonder that this single rejection is still playing a major role in his life.

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@ilkobirov

1 year

@_casscore Haha very good review: to the point. No horses to be found in this obscure Japanese film.

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@ilkobirov

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@WomenPostingLs It's funny how they blurred out the faces but anybody who actually knows them will be like, "isn't that Trish and Patrick?"

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@OliLondonTV This is not a good way to create allies.

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@okimstillhungry He's flying too close to the sun.

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@ilkobirov

1 year

@Yamadacorner @GeorgeCrudo The AI-generated comic book that went viral after the U.S. Copyright Office didn't grant a copyright had omitted that little nugget of information in the original proposal (the Copyright Office only found out because the author went viral on reddit). Go figure.

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@ilkobirov

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@MoistCr1TiKaL it was quite a spectacle

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@myrthena Is this it?

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1 year

@karljobstgaming Reading this in Karl's voice makes it even funnier.

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@Very__Regular It's usually the other way round, but suffice it to say some serious streaming was done on this chair.

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1 year

@Orugario_ Oh ffs... the nerve of these people.

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ilko

@ilkobirov

1 year

Very happy and honored to be a part of the @TheABRecords family. My latest single, MRS. JAMES is now also available on the Aldora Britain Records Bandcamp page. Thanks for your continued support, guys! 🙏

Aldora Britain Records

@TheABRecords

1 year

For fans of Elliott Smith, Wolf Parade, Bob Dylan, Ry Cooder, and Captain Beefheart. Bulgarian singer-songwriter @ilkobirov becomes the latest addition to the Aldora Britain Records family with his brand new single, 'Mrs James'. #supportilkobirov

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1 year

@jordanbpeterson How is this not South Park-style absurdism?

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@ilkobirov

1 year

@punished_cait For me it's more like I have to do thing x but hey it's Gravity's Rainbow day should I read some Thomas Pynchon oh wait I have thing z hmm why don't I take a nap instead ooh Natalie Portman should have done the dagger scene in Star Wars ep 3 I wonder why they cut it out

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@718Tv I think that you're a jerk.

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1 year

@cryling_art Nah.. absolutely nothing concerning here.

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@punished_cait MrBeast is so good at being Pavlov at this point I wouldn't be surprised if in two years he is Head of PsyOps Division for the CIA or something.

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@eeberquist Needs white socks and sandals.

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@thechosenberg If I knew that, I'd be as wise as Socrates.

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@ilkobirov

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@HunterBiden8 @meetwheatpod @dyingscribe I can't believe what I just saw.

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@ilkobirov

1 year

@VaushV I'm listening to him speak and all I can hear is "Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler..."

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@ilkobirov

2 months

@unclearirony You should have then said, "that's okay, we'll let you keep yours."

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@ilkobirov

1 year

@ZeroSuitCamus @SweatieAngle Literally

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@ilkobirov

2 months

@LeaMaric If this was written today it would become a viral tweet.

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@ilkobirov

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@ErrolTostigson @LtOnEnterprise Would be funny if the guy on the right is wearing Adidas sweatpants.

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@TheWapplehouse I once wrote that Star Wars had been saved in the edit by George Lucas' wife and kept getting angry replies telling me I was wrong and stupid for 5 days straight.

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@ilkobirov

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@cocteotwins @Liv_Agar Wow, it's hard to make something this bad.

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@ilkobirov

1 year

@bandaidgirl_nya @reaghhan I used to work at a private language school and one summer my manager hired a new guy to come and help us with the kids groups. Well, new guy would often not flush the toilet and so I confronted him about it. His measly excuse: "I'm from California and this is how we did it."

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ilko

@ilkobirov

1 year

@punished_cait @Soapscum628 Like this Grouch Marx joke: - Honey, the garbage man's here - Tell 'em we don't want any!

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@OmegaWhitePill @skatie420 Weren't you on the news the other day?

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@ilkobirov

1 year

@Mateba_6 If he had just stayed home cleaning his room, none of this would have happened.

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@ilkobirov

1 year

Today is my birthday

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ilko

@ilkobirov

1 year

@SamtanicPanic He lays in his own piss for hours on end, scope locked on the target's home, every hair raised and unmoving. He is silent, he is still, he is focused. Adrenaline and heart rate are stable. He is master of his own baseline. Target is due to open the door in 10". Sweat beads form.

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@djbaskin Is He a stalker?

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@ilkobirov

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@TheWapplehouse I once taught English to a group of German footballer students and they shared a bit of wisdom with me: "Everything in life has an end, only sausage has two." We'd start every lesson with me writing that on the blackboard, they loved seeing it in English.

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ilko

@ilkobirov

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@UsingCigarettes @KevMehl "Your honor, I implore you..."

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ilko

@ilkobirov

6 months

Quit my teaching job, started making music full-time. Scored two theatrical plays. Started working for a music publisher, started a podcast with my best friend. Wrote some of my best music this year and had one of my songs on a top 20 radio chart. Also wrote a song for a film.

normie macdonald 🇺🇲

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This is your invitation to unabashedly brag about what you've accomplished this year in the real world. Do not hold back. Someone will read and become inspired. Share in replies!

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@Denininininin @GeorgeCrudo The whole story is so ridiculous.

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@nicole_rifkin Here we go:

Then Comes Dudley

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@showerskittles @Slatzism Have you ever been in a serious and loving relationship?

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1 year

@EUClimateAction Should I call the police if someone is not taking climate action?

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@FromKulak Killed many men, and loved only one woman" And then they cut to the twinkle in the little kid's eye. Gotta love war machine propaganda.

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@Saviii3rd @YouTube Youtube comments turned off, obviously.

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@ilkobirov

1 year

@fortesalatifi @codina_h @Phil_Lewis_ Great work! This is yet another example of the tech developing faster than we've developed as a species. It's like, yes, you can document your kid's life a la The Truman show, but what are the consequences and how will affect both you and the child?

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@JpegOen @MoistCr1TiKaL Like one of those forest spirits in Princess Mononoke

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