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audrey

@foldyrhands

1 year

you wouldn't get it

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@withpaperwings_

1 year

No word of a lie I just saw a girl in Trader Joe’s with this tattooed on her arm

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2 years

guy doing my covid test called me a good girl as he put the swab in... i can't do this anymore

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@foldyrhands

4 months

omg she used a slayper rifle to shoot the mother bullet into the head of john f cuntedy

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Margot Robbie for the 2024 #GoldenGlobes

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therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

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9 months

the people asking why snoopy is crying on his birthday have clearly never experienced being a girl

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@foldyrhands

2 years

it's funny that guys think girls only want men who are tall and muscular but in reality all they have to do to become a undeniable sex magnet is look a little bit fucked up and be super intense about mastering an extremely specific skill with little to no practical applications

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2 years

I cannot emphasize how much I want this man to carry my children

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1 year

17 year old girls on tik tok: me and my friends have been wearing a lot of off white and light brown :) maybe with some silver jewelry :) we love being vanilla cold brew girls :) 32 year old men on twitter reposting a screenshot of the video: has civilization gone to far

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@foldyrhands

11 months

how it feels to be the friend who drives

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@foldyrhands

2 months

it is genuinely fascinating to watch young women too popular to have grown up on tumblr collaboratively engage in reverse engineering archive of our own

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@sanktjosten

2 months

we genuinely need to get rid of booktok this is horrific 😭

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1 year

do certain things ever cause you to stop and think about how much of contemporary culture exists to accommodate how deeply and abidingly men loathe women

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1 year

YOU MADE ME DO THIS. #waifuwatchers

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1 year

im only friends with girls bc boys are too much drama

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@foldyrhands

11 months

do you think amy and annie ever explored each other's bodies

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2 months

working on developing a new hyperspecific online fashion aesthetic based on the mannerisms and intensity of female grandmaster chess players

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4 months

i would eat this so hard my vassals would keep record of it for centuries via vernacular oral tradition

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4 months

im so glad its not the 1460s because this would be so unflattering on me

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1 year

this is exactly how my mind works

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8 months

yall ever just look at ur drafts and ur like girl what the hell are u talking about

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5 months

something about two blonde people dating has never sat right with me

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@foldyrhands

11 months

u can hate me all u want but i have never once seen a man look good wearing these to bed and nothing else no shirt too and smelling like bare skin fresh from the shower having just used an upscale body wash preferably one i bought for him containing some of my favorite notes

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1 year

do you ever think about how much of our youth is spent in intense insecurity about our appearances and how much of our old age will be spent in bittersweet appreciation of how beautiful we used to be and how easily our bodies used to offer up the fruits of the world to us

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4 months

wait she lowkey wiretapped the cuntercratic party's slayquarters at the mothergate hotel

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Gillian Anderson attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards.

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9 months

august is like the sunday of months

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1 year

the most beautiful women you know are going to quote retweet this image and say things like me and the girls and you will feel deeply and profoundly within your soul that they are right

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2 years

if your girl does yoga that's not your girl she belongs to adriene

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10 months

it's their day today

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2 years

teenage girls love to invite the most fruity looking twink they can find to their sleepovers bc it fulfills their ancestral urge to be watched over by a eunuch

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10 months

you're in an open relationship? are you the one cheating or being cheated on

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5 months

she's soooooo me rn

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1 year

it's always "you keep too many things in your purse" until someone needs a bandaid, tylenol, lip tint, a flashlight, aēsop hand cream, an amulet of protection, gum, matches, old movie tickets, japanese candy, tampons, solid perfume, perfume samples, an entire bottle of perfume,

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1 year

if my husband ever admitted to having a "work wife" i would gone girl him with no hesitation

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@foldyrhands

11 months

omg you guys i just got my results what does this mean 🙈

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11 months

boys after talking with their friends openly about their lust for every single woman in the entire world in explicit detail: ahah yeah totally nice girls on three layers of private accounts after feeling an ounce of genuine desire: i shoukd be taken out back and shot

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6 months

annie's white cheddar boxed mac and cheese is like wet food for girls

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1 year

the intersection in music taste between divorced middle aged men into craft brewery and the most beautiful mentally ill twenty something year old girls in the world should be studied in a lab

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1 month

showing my 18 year old coworker with a mullet the strokes like prometheus bringing fire to mankind

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1 year

if heterosexuality is going to work this has gotta be the dynamic

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10 months

this or nothing btw

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1 year

"cannibalism is bad" just say you hate women and have never been in love

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1 year

haunting vision of a barren world where gay people attempt to dance without transsexual electronic music savants

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1 year

Always exciting to see new LGB Alliance disco footage

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1 year

sigh

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@foldyrhands

11 months

Changed my body from the way God made it. It reflects my altered mind.

𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳

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11 months

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

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4 months

this era of grimes is like old taylor for people who will end their family bloodline

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10 months

i think the general public knows way too much about gay people now i miss when the average person thought gay sex was anatomically impossible now u come out and ppl are like omg so which one of u is the emotionally unavailable dl masc flex top who can't host?

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11 months

hey girl 🙋🏼😜 ted kaczynski dying today 📪🪦 got me thinking 🙇🏼💭 i wish i could mail u 💌📮 my heart ❤️😘 but i know that would blow up 💣😳 in my face 🤦‍♂️🫢 our breakup 💔 and it's consequences 😔😢 have been a disaster for the human race 👨‍👩‍👧🏠 call me back bbg

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10 months

btw im in your house stealing handfuls of dark chocolate chips from your baking drawer and eating them out of my hands like a baby deer

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9 months

it's so beautiful to me when women are pretentious and frigid and unreasonable

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5 months

the guarantee that love is enough

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6 months

what would have to be on the other side for you to cross this?

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1 year

"my drawing made by a man and consumed by men of a neotenous hypersexualized pornographic caricature of a woman hasn't sullied her maidenhood, so consider yourself owned"

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1 year

him during sex: you like that princess? me, dissociating: idk

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3 months

will you guys be mad at me if i say i'm most comfortable splitting the bill on the first date and feel the current wave of young women expecting men to pay for everything plays into a harmful patriarchal power imbalance that men knowingly abuse to coerce women into intimacy

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2 years

men stop going to the gym and start figuring out how to play every single one of beethoven's concertos backwards from memory on a row of custom-modified washing machines i am no longer asking

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1 year

there is something so sensual about being on the floor

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4 months

wait so do we all just have year-long depressive periods of dissociative haze followed by ecstatic six month bursts of human connection and true feeling

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1 year

@thequeensbit exactly like that's mother

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@foldyrhands

9 months

if i see this type of home decor in a girls apartment i know she does not play about being a parade ambassador

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i can’t be the only one who hates these mirrors

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6 months

first day at my new job and i got a warning that women aren't allowed to wear skirts or dresses

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10 months

people being like "omg she's so random 🤪" literally wouldn't get it this is a carefully calculated aesthetic maneuver this is sophisticated vibeotics these are further symptoms of a carolina girl summer and i wouldn't expect someone living outside of the deep south to understand

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Lana Del Rey working a shift at Waffle House in Alabama.

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10 months

there is something so erotic about being in the car with a straight man who drives really fast

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10 months

i went to therapy and i did sooo good at it btw i got an a+ in therapy i did so well did u guys hear i said i was sooo good at fixing my issues im basically the least mentally ill person in the world rn bc i did so well tell me i did good did i do good dad please tell me i did g

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6 months

how it feels to be a she/her in an art school class of she/theys and they/thems

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1 year

i dont want to hear any criticism of this look from anyone who isn't from south carolina. the archival lilly pulitzer colorways the white sandals the 80% humidity hair sticking to the back of your neck it's giving vineyard vines cofc tri delt darty you literally wouldn't get it

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Lana Del Rey & Margaret Qualley yesterday at High Water Festival in South Carolina!

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1 year

i genuinely can't be friends with people who aren't constantly overwhelmed by the violent and cruel beauty of the world

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2 years

so an "e-girl" is just a woman posting about her life on social media? interesting. do you have a mother figure in your life

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1 year

finishing up some new satins :)

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10 months

it's so sweet that men sometimes wear old spice deodorant, a product made exclusively for straight women who exercise and lesbians who don't

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1 year

boys at fourteen: why did sally not answer the door... *chuckles* HER HANDS WERE GOT CUT OFF *erupts in laughter* girls at fourteen: *takes long drag of candy cigarette* c'est quoi l'absurdisme... surely if we are made to suffer than to die beautifully is life's only purpose,

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as pleasurable as an everything shower i would like to humbly introduce the concept of a nothing shower: your second shower of the day in which you have no hygiene tasks to do at all and merely stand in the water for emotional refreshment and general spiritual cleansing purposes.

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daily affirmations

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bro did you seriously just talk during emo boys kissing youtube compilation

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1 year

crazy that the dentist's office is one of the last places where male polygamy is wholeheartedly accepted in society

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1 year

at that point it's not a situationship you're in a murakami novel

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I just saw this girl on tik tok sat she was in a 6 year situationship……WHAT DO U MEAN STAND UPPPPPP PLEASE

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2 months

"office siren" is out deliberately austere slightly outdated cool-toned clothing paired with slight exasperation and a thousand yard stare of proven not posterized intellectualism is in

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1 year

"tenderly" (handwoven on tc-2, wool)

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it's so adorable when beautiful women on here talk about having celibate eras because they don't have sex for a few months

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9 months

i feel like this whole thing is what happens when a startup tech ceo realizes he's lowkey nonbinary and avoids ridicule from his peers by spending a country's gdp on supervillain behavior easily replicated by a low-dose diy hrt parsons grad student wine drunk on the ssense sale

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The billionaire vampire guy looks like a lesbian who would reawaken your mother's sexuality when she finally divorced your dad

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2 years

girl on tradcath convert twitter: 🕊. 5min i hate that so many people on this site reject gods commandment to love each other :((( all i want is to help everyone truly know His light and live in goodwill 🕊 . 30 min bitches gain 20 pounds and start saying they're nonbinary

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got so drunk off one glass of wine at thanksgiving dinner i tried to tell my mom something from across the room which she didn't hear and went to text it to her until realized i had done this

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art derives its value from the cultural zeitgeist in which it is made. replicating old forms outside of their societal context with no intent to comment upon the history itself or otherwise use it to any sort of contemporary effect is not art but cheap reactionary iconography

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WILL BOY MOMS EVER BE STOPPED

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@drugsdoer why pit two queens against each other

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4 months

i keep that thing on me

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read with one hand

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al pacino in despair, a thread

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just heard someday by the strokes after accidentally taking a nearly five year tolerance break from that song and started openly weeping in case you wanted to know how my day is going

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6 months

me: i'm not that fussy and particular also me:

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9 months

we must free young women from the chains of sandy liang collab drops and teach them how to sew bows onto accessories themselves

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1 year

living in a big city is all about taking a melodramatic 1.5 hour public transit ride by yourself to see a single tree or go to a specific store

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1 year

ik everyone already gave their two cents on this show but i really loved that miu miu was able to pull the rug out from under their huge youthful coquette following it's giving prada's little sister is forced to get a summer nepotism job and shows up late disheveled and stylish

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Mia Goth and Ethel Cain for Miu Miu Fall 2023!!!!!

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2 months

to be clear i do not intend to mock her as so many others do, but rather extend a kind hand in solidarity - leading her to the promised land of 2013 slash fic forms she was taught by the powers that be were too above her to read. drink of our sweet wine my sister, and rejoice.

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top 10 most interesting cultural phenomenon of the 2020s has been the decision that sleazy shirtless man on horse paperbacks were somehow too cheesy or matronly for young women which lead to publishers pivoting to printing writing with the style and themes of online fanfiction

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@jaketropolis therapy is a construct invented by big therapy to sell you more therapy

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new shoes <3

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