I got good dick, my own crib ( no roommates ) , a paid for car, a great job .. yet Iโm unhappy in my love life .. I guess thatโs what they mean by money canโt buy happiness ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Me and my friend got pulled over, my friend was like โI got a warrant so Iโm going to jail so you gotta drive my car homeโ I was like cool.. I hop in the driver seat and wait for the cop to bring my license back .. he came back and said โcan you turn the car off for meโ ๐ญ I hadโฆ
Bro !!! .. my homie gave me a weed man number like 2 weeks so I hit him up today .. that nigga just called and asked was I tryna get some dick too ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พ