Y’all. Please tell me that my eyes and ears are deceiving me. This man just called his side, chick his main chicks name, and she is smiling like he just told her that he’s about to make her an omelette. In what world do we live? Where are we????
#PumpRules
A commitment to misunderstanding me in the colorism conversation from the fairest of them all does nothing but fuel the fire. My example was clearly communicated.
#RHOP
Wow: A Thread:
Our boss’s favorite clap back when we’re playing coy about certain aspects of our lives is: “you’re on a reality show about your life.” There is an expectation that - doing no harm - we show up to this platform as our authentic selves.
Ariana is a vibe. She’s such a calm and stable force but will give it to you if you earn it lollll. I enjoy her on this show! It really makes me want to burn everything down for her even more, because who cheats on a bad bitch? (a raggady man, that’s who)
#VanderpumpRules
Season 1: Attacks Karen’s marriage
Season 2: Attacks Ashley’s marriage
Season 3: Attacks Karen’s marriage
Season 4: Attacks both marriages
Season 5: Attacks Monique’s marriage
Season 6: Attacks Wendy’s marriage
Season 7: Attacks Candiace’s marriage
You’re next Mia
#RHOP
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All bs aside. I cannot receive that Wendy needs to “own” that she can be a little condescending…that she rolls her eyes or her neck, etc. EVERYONE in this group is a condescending a-hole (myself included). Wendy is just darker AND rebuts better than the majority. Stop it.
#RHOP
I appreciate you all. Thank you for riding for me. We needn’t be upset, though. I’m not. Being great is a marathon. I am validated by God. Not a chair.
BREAKING!!! We about to be aunties, uncles and cousins candi-canes!!!! Congrats to
@cbassett33
and
@TherealCANDIACE
THERE IS A BUN IN THE OVEN!!!!!
#RHOP
I want everyone to know how much I hate Wendy Eloise Black Mermaid Osefo bc the faces this heaux was making😂😂😂 Why would we ever laugh like that??
#RHOP
Why are ppl weird? 😂Was getting on the elevator this morning for work and this (white) man holds the door for us. We said thank you. He says:
“No problem. There are STILL gentlemen in the world! Even though my kids say I’m a racist!!”
Sir. Too much.
I am extending my love to every Black man and every person who loves a Black man. Black men deserve to walk this earth without this kind of trauma on their backs. Black men deserve better.
I miss (most of) this version of our group. When it was light and fun and there were more real life events to discuss/celebrate/analyze. When I still had faith in friendship. When my favorite pastime was annoying
@KARENHUGER
with my singing 😂🥰🎤
God is GREAT. And THIS is 36🥳. I am in awe of God. He has done a great many things in me in 36 years. All I can say is wow! All I can do is be grateful. So eternally grateful. I am not worthy. But He keeps blessing me.
Even when I tried to let it go, I couldn’t let it go. I’m never letting it go. Esp after seeing the smirks and added hot sauce. It’s foul and disgusting and hurtful and desperate and evil and I can never forgive it. And I tried. Really.
#RHOP
Let the record also reflect that Mia admitted last week that she was lying. She also texted me and apologized for lying. Happy to produce receipts.
#RHOP
I’ve grown WEARY of this moot debate so let me set the record straight: if u play yourself by disrespecting me or my family, I’m going greet you w/a verbal lashing which may well include a quip about ur aesthetic challenges. If u don’t want ur feelings hurt, play w/your mothers.
Truly appreciate everyone else for their constructive and thoughtful contributions the conversation on colorism. Wish we could have shown more and spoken longer.
#RHOP
I want allllll people who smoke in their car to stop thinking we don’t smell the smoke in your car. You want to destroy your lungs and sensory functions, fine. But don’t argue with me when my intact sense of smell tells you and your dwindling nostrils that your car STINKS.
Y’all got me in here catching up on Vanderpump and Lalaaaaa😂😂😂 She is me and I am her. She stays eating these girls up and she means it😂😂😂. I love a spicy queen.
Wow. Who told you that? Infertility is a gut wrenching, traumatic circumstance for women who want to carry a child to term, but it’s not my circumstance. Tell everyone around you to take cover when lightening strikes down on you for having the audacity to put this is writing.
People don’t know how special Celine is. She’s one of the few artists I would fall out for if I ever met her. She’s a legend. I wept when she came out lollllll.
Season 8…I’m just about to start lying. I’m just going to start saying whatever fairytale fallacies come to the top of my dome. Since apparently, that’s what this show has come to. Bitches are SO devoid of lives that they will flat out LIE to keep their check.
#RHOP
Interesting headline. I’m not dropping any hints. Nor am I sending any subliminals. I haven’t been fired (yet,lol) nor have I said I was quitting. We are all replaceable (even you, beloved). I have always lived my life under this adage and I’ll be here till I ain’t! ♥️
Y’all. I’m at the airport. Checking my bag and it’s overweight (per usual) so I’m making a face. Why another lady behind the counter gon say “I don’t know why you mad, your bag was overweight last time too.” Why would you clock me like this? 😂😂😂 Let me be a mess in peace! 😂
The craziest part about that whole “performance“ was the way the whole room erupted when I finished. You forget how many people are in the room when we’re shooting these reunions and it was sweet that everybody cheered!.
#RHOP
I haven’t said anything yet…mostly because I’ve been in the land of Bravo having the time of my life. But
#RHOP
EP 2 has come and gone. The first & most relevant thing I can say is that it’s hard to say anything at all because I
#supportwomen
I
#believewomen
and I support
#metoo
I don’t live my life with regrets, but watching these episodes, I regret handling this girl with kid gloves. I regret waiting to turn off the grace.
#RHOP
And while we “reserve the right to be judicious about what we share,”there is a special brand of audacity attached to individuals who will knowingly bury the lede in exchange for damning and salacious lies that stand to cause irreparable harm to innocent people.
Word 2the wise when embarking on an egg freezing journey: don’t do it while shooting a show w/ desperately poor unfortunate souls who will cry sexual assault for ratings. That was some of the hardest terrain I’ve ever climbed — realizing outside factors could derail my journey.
When you have to explain to your children why a woman would use a network and a television show to falsely accuse a man of inappropriate behavior, call us. Until then, sit it out. Bets are off.
It tarnishes the integrity of the premise of our show. It tap dances on the intelligence of the viewership that champion our stories and discover their own parallels in our lives. And when it’s not that deep, it simply occludes amusement.
What better way to close out
#BlackHistoryMonth
! I had the distinct pleasure of being a featured panelist for the HBCU Influencer Panel at The White House!
Also. Losing gracefully does not require one to jump for joy at the announcement of someone else’s name being called when you wanted it to be yours. Once again, the world wants to police a Black woman’s (graceful) emotion when all you need to do is focus on yourselves.
#Oscar
When I leave this platform — whether I leave of my own volition or I’m fired, I’m going to leave. Like, actually GEAUX. Be onward and UPward. Some of y’all need to let go of the platform that has already let go of you. Peace is a commodity I pray finds you in infinite supply.