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@f0lake

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honestly, i just be chillin’ (she/her)

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Joined June 2011
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@f0lake
folake aina
3 years
We really used to be like “can i go pee” and teachers used to be like “no” omg.....
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4 years
Wtf is a parking ticket.. how u mad i got my metal box parked on concrete like where else imma put it
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2 years
i thought my brother was hiding a girlfriend bc i saw this in his amazon purchase history but then i checked his ig story and TO MY SURPRISE
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4 years
Coronavirus dies at 132°F so literally all we would have to do is put the weather machine at that temperature for ONE minute. ONE MINUTE! We would all be really musty but it’s literally just one minute... then boom! Pandemic over
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4 years
Anybody with notes like this failing the class idc
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@f0lake
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4 years
Anyways... phineas and ferb were gaslighting candace
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4 years
Any woman consensually making a dollar off of men being horny is a queen in my book
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3 years
See my problem is if i pay in cash i feel like its free. If no money left my account the transaction does not exist
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3 years
They gon “my two moods 🤪” the fuck outta this i fear
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3 years
me and my anxiety when i go out #MetGala #MetGala2021
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4 years
The best part about this show is this nigga thinking everyone is a weirdo when ALL of his screws are loose lmaooo. He smug as hell just ruining lives
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5 years
Something about disney xd never sat right with my spirit
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4 years
Why does “REMOVE CARD” lowkey activate my fight or flight...
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1 year
north is so 😭😭😭 im ctfu
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folake aina
3 years
Idc i just wanna know did she wear a ponytail to the wedding
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Ariana Grande got married to Dalton Gomez this weekend, @TMZ reports.
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4 years
Im not even the person i was pre-quarantine at this point
@Stacksupbj
BJ❤️‍🩹🫡
4 years
How tf ppl think they still know me from 3-4 years ago 😂😂
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4 years
miranda cosgrove really got her nickelodeon bag and dipped 😭😭 unproblematic queen omg
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3 years
One of my biggest fears is someone secretly watching me eat in my car and think “damn she fuckin that shit up”
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folake aina
3 years
Kylie cosmetics is a money laundering scheme cause its everyday new collection but dont nobody wear that shit
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3 years
When i d*e lay my hair wit that gorilla glue so my shit stay laid till i disintegrate
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2 years
realizing 😵‍💫
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4 years
Just doesn’t seem ethical to me
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5 years
Damn people really still in high school. I was yelling my brothers name for like 5 minutes come to find out he in 2nd period
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folake aina
2 years
i cant stop thinking about this like omg his ass was just greedy
@TheeBlaackLamb
THEE BLAACK 🎙️ LAMB SHOW ®️
2 years
You still eating seafood after this?
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i answered the door in my bonnet and my postmates driver said “love your muffin top hat! i used to go to the renaissance fair and see those all the time” so i looked them up and im screaming
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3 years
Idgaf if social distancing “ends” or not they better keep them lil stickers in the grocery store lines!!!
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folake aina
6 years
Being the funny friend is annoying bc when you’re not in the mood to entertain everybody everyone thinks you have an attitude and catches one as well, when you’re really just minding your business. Now everybody mad bc you not in the mood to do clownery
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3 years
The cultural impact this one necklace had
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folake aina
5 years
You know that feeling when you KNOW you started your period. Its not a cramp, blood, or anything like that its like a feeling in your soul. Please tell me yall know wtf i mean
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2 years
every time i watch a documentary i think “where tf was i when all this was happening”
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2 years
i cannot believe that i was born in a year that made my 20’s (hottest and wettest years) land during a pandemic, a recession, a housing & job crisis, $7 gas, a disintegrating planet, etc. like why yall say fuck me for??????
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6 years
All they did was have unprotected sex but go off
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1 year
matcha is literally the cutest shade of green ever, such a shame it tastes like that
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3 years
“Mentioned you in their story” notifications activate my fight or flight
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@f0lake
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6 years
Homeboy was def late on purpose and BEEEEN ready to bust these moves out
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4 years
I know Jordyn Woods woke up today and laughed her ASS off
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4 years
I know its only March but they said if we stayed inside and wore masks when we’re out at essential places the pandemic would be over by May... summer 2020 finna go up!!
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folake aina
3 years
God please release me from the shackles of “now i need sumn sweet” 😭😭😭
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3 years
We was like 17 watching Dr. Miami perform gory ass bbl’s on snapchat in the middle of 4th period...my oh my
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3 years
I hate seeing grown ass spiders cause its like where tf were u marinating in my house that u this fuckin big fr
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3 years
It looks like they got it on shein
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4 years
Thinking about how thongs be so far deep up our ass cracks and still... never a skid mark in sight. Niggas go out their way to be dirty bc huh
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2 years
ticketmaster needs an option where u can contact the reseller about the price and ask them to be fucking fr
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3 years
Every year im so excited for halloween to come around and then i end up doing nothing
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No one is willing to admit procrastination is a little bit fun sometimes, it adds drama
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4 years
At this point watching people go places and hang out is like...infuriating. Blood boiling
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folake aina
3 years
Gen Z gon LED light us through the race war
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2 years
i have heard people from ALL body types and heights say that they can never easily find a pair of jeans that fits perfectly. so WHO do these companies be making jeans for
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2 years
yall make up new yt people everyday lmao who is florence pugh
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4 years
I know this stance... this that “im good im good” stance. Whole time you’re talking yourself into coming back to planet Earth
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folake aina
3 years
I was on ft with my sister and she was talking to herself for like 2 min straight... i was like “why are u talking to yourself” she was like “im self employed! this is a STAFF MEETING”
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2 years
this is killing meeeee
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3 years
She did.
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3 years
Idc i just wanna know did she wear a ponytail to the wedding
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folake aina
4 years
Krispy Kreme donuts are not dense. They’re known for being airy and light because the yeast they use puffs the dough with air which eliminates the toughness and chewiness you speak of. It makes sense that the dominant flavor in a glazed donut is....glaze! In this essay i will
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4 years
Let me find out yall thought black folks was walking around calling each other peppers and just started saying it whether you understood or not 😭
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folake aina
3 years
saw on tik tok that a shot of vodka can get rid of an incoming sore throat and i tried it and it worked… idc if ur grandma been doing it since 1200BC & u thought everyone knew this already.. NOBODY TOLD ME!!!!!
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4 months
i wish i didnt have such an obsessive personality omg why must everything im even slightly interested in consume every fiber of my being
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folake aina
1 year
“what are you gunna say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me?” was so fkn dramatic im cryingggggg 😭
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folake aina
4 years
My skincare routine 🥰 it works for me 🤷🏿‍♀️
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wait WHAT why i just found out kris jenner turned 84 this year ??????? she only looks about 75 wow 😍😍 go her
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2 years
Anybody saying we dated or “talked” is literally lying. Ive never even met a guy before
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folake aina
2 years
i used to hate the fact that i was “boring” but every time i try to be out & about doing what people deem as “fun” i end up stressed & drained asf. ive come to realize for me personally being “boring” is the only way to stay sane lol
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Looking back the concept of the 8gb iphone was actually insane we were fighting for our lives
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folake aina
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when the government wants to hide something they put jack harlow back on the tl
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nye ❦
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he sexy again yall wait-
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This is gunna sound entirely deranged but when i was younger i was lowkey pissed i had straight ass teeth cause I thought braces were the ultimate bad bitch accessory, like literally asking my dentist is there anything they can do LMAO
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THIS IS SO HUMILIATING???????
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5 years
Its crazy how history repeats itself. Like 2000’s fashion is back in style and the bubonic plague and measles are back 😍
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folake aina
3 years
The best skincare secret for black girls is just getting our hair done lol
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Princess Diana would have loved thank u next
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Thats my type nigga thats my type
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2 years
i cant deal w/ people who aren’t solution oriented bc they will ask u for advice knowing they enjoy complaining and being in distress. which is fine if thats ur vibe but just say that
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Idk why girls say they’d rather be friends with men... have u seen men???? Im always meeting such sweet girls (im still VERY picky with my inner circle) but they dont be giving the evil vibes as often as yall say they do!! As a woman i really value having girlfriends
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Black girls really be stripped of their innocence so young and just by what? Existing.
@RAGGEDYROYAL
LAUREN B. BROWN
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. TheShadeRoom is the worst place on Earth
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one day imma open a smoothie shop with a banana free menu. like even if you DO want them u need to go someplace else fr
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I keep going on websites about to buy clothes and then stopping mid way like “literally wtf is the point”
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2 years
wait do british people think in the accent too?? cause thats just dragging it lol
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4 years
Ill trade my whole daddy side of the family for a king crab seafood boil
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2 years
jules doing all this “i love uu🥺” like shes not a CHEATER!!!!!!
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4 years
All this shit is fake idc
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2 years
im at this kehlani show & she replacing every lyric that says “dick” with “strap” like yeah shes kinda real
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remembering when cosmetic procedures werent normalized every time a youtuber got lip injections they made a 30 minute video explaining how they wanted them since they were a newborn in the NICU crying and shaking about having small lips 😭😭
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5 years
Stop saying ghetto if ur not black cause if i ask u what u mean by it and u start foaming at the mouth we both gon be embarrassed
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6 years
She looks noticeably uncomfortable and clearly trying to get away without causing a scene. This video pisses me off
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this is literally disgusting. & the way he does it multiple times... how does he think that's ok or comfortable ?
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10 months
like i cannot believe this…
@PopBase
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Zayn Malik will be on the ‘Call Her Daddy’ podcast for his first interview in 6 years.
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4 years
Im telling yall rn im getting any vaccine they put out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im not caring fr and the first place im going wit my new government chip is the boiling crab
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folake aina
4 years
Phineas and Ferb’s discography period who seeing them
@cxrodge
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What is your favorite "Fake Song" from a movie or tv show?
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2 years
LOCK EVERYTHING BACK UP I NEED A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!
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6 months
i dont mind people who talk my ear off, but typically they are horrible listeners. why is it that i can sit and listen to you speak for an hour, ask questions and be engaged, but when i speak you’re like “ya so true..” then its right back to you. like oh boo!!!
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fuck it… if we fell out hmu!!!
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Kylie Jenner and Jordyn Woods is seen having dinner in Los Angeles.
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Name one thing yo daddy did for me and quickly
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4 years
WHO WANNA GO TO TRADER JOE’S @jackieaina got me a car for graduation 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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2 years
i feel like u shouldnt post pics of ur baby straight out the coochie. let that baby defrost a lil !
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1 year
HELPPPP i was otp with customer service and she asked me to spell my last name phonetically and my intrusive thoughts won & i said “N as in nigga” i just hung up omg
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1 year
i understand her… like she had her chance and took it, i woulda did the same lol who gaf if it was awkward
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4 years
Mfs who bought all the toilet paper up, update us. I bet yall not even shitting like that huh
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1 year
side bitch turned main bitch turned QUEEN OF ENGLAND????? oh yall got bigger issues than just beans on toast….
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2 years
i knew we went too far when ppl started talking about hip dips like cmon
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The female body is way too micromanaged wtf is strawberry legs
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Nothing was good after this
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2 years
a cognitive behavioral therapist could tell u why
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i have seen some of the greatest minds of this generation destroyed by 2 month situationships
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3 years
Olivia rodrigo really said “cause even in your new bitch i can see a lot of me”
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