Damn dude, you've got it all figured out. A wife and kid in a house of your own at 24 and you're basically guaranteed to never run out of work
Guess the only way forward is coming out as bisexual, divorcing her and transitioning into a woman
Hindu Indian man in flight from Bali to Australia. Tries to kiss attendant, is choked and held down for the remainder of the flight. Cries out for his mommy, promptly arrested.
>Born in North Korea
>Forced to work in a mine
>Escapes, smuggled into Northwestern China
>Her options are be a prostitute at a bar or marry a Chinese guy
>"Gross, he's short"
Fucking brutal
>cop rapes your kid
>sue cops
>cops show up w/ CPS & takes your phone
>โwe got an anonymous tipโ
>almost lose custody of kids
>empty bank account
>cause you sued the county
>take CPS official to court
>"It was revenge, tough shit. I have qualified immunity"
>federal court agrees
There are two types of people: those who grew up reading Richard Scarry, and those who remain perpetually maladjusted to society
Richard Scarry: a thread
@phil_zuckerman
Atheists are most likely to buy into the progressive replacement religion, that of human equality, a faith that's even more ridiculous than whatever Sky-Daddy arguments you want to make.
Simple as.
Let this be a reminder that you should have more than a safe guess about who your friends get romantically involved with. Even if they answer 'yes' to "are you happy? do they treat you right?" that isn't some final arbiter of a relationship no matter how serious or not it is
In a few months you'll start seeing tweets like "I thought the vasectomy would prevent my girlfriend from getting pregnant but only changes the color of the baby's skin."
No one in Louisiana talks about the New Orleans Interstate sniper. Apparently it has been going on for years, but city officials are quiet because they donโt want to deter tourism
โIโm necessarily parasitic in a way. I have done well as a parasite. But Iโm still a parasite.โ - Malcolm Gladwell
America's favorite propogandist: a thread