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zach silberberg

2 months

(Neil deGrasse Tyson watching Ratatouille) this movie is ridiculous and unrealistic. that skinny ginger white boy could NEVER pull a french baddie, even WITH the rat’s help

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4 years

if i had written twilight, i simply would not have made the adult werewolf fall in love with the newborn baby

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zach silberberg

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3 years

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

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zach silberberg

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3 years

so few people talk about this show i'm sometimes convinced i hallucinated it

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zach silberberg

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2 years

netflix disabling screenshots was one of the worst decisions its ever made. there used to be jokes about how people making memes out of screenshots was doing more press for netflix shows than netflix actually was. and they were right!

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zach silberberg

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3 years

yall wanna talk about generational divides? i dont know anyone under 40 who separates laundry into lights and darks

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zach silberberg

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3 years

rip pavlov you would have loved notifications

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zach silberberg

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3 years

depressed people love to put “lol” or “lmao” at the end of the most psychologically troubling sentence youve ever read in your life

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zach silberberg

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1 year

the hottest girl you know is going to tweet this picture and say “need him”

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zach silberberg

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1 year

what the fuck are these new features

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zach silberberg

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3 years

"we didn't do anything, joe"

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

2 years

i know exactly how i want to die. i want to get hit by the carpool karaoke car so james corden will have to stop doing it

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

me looking at myself in the little zoom box while someone else is talking

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zach silberberg

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2 years

"So, Remy, not only were you secretly working at Gusteau's before it closed, but you now run the kitchen at your own restaurant, La Ratatouille. What was that journey like for you?"

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

ah fuck i spilled my alpha transparency

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

the last of us writers were like “hey joel needs a car. what if we write the most touching and heartbreaking hour of television in the world”

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

2 years

sorry babe not tonight. a youtuber just posted a 4-hour video essay about something ive never heard of

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

i know its bad form to take pictures of strangers on the train but this is the hardest jacket ive ever seen

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

if shes your girl why is she giving me little berries from her pocket

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

4 months

spent $200 on this cunty vase and then immediately lost my job

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4 months

Alright. We’re wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

finding out that the keyboard shortcut for this emoji 🥺 is “please sir” ruined my day

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

america today:

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

guy fieri’s spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

anyone who wanted to assassinate joe biden missed their chance to do it on the funniest possible day

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1 year

This Take Your Child To Work Day, I had the honor of being protected by some of the toughest agents in town.

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zach silberberg

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1 year

i spent way too long on this

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

no way. no fucking way

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

good explanation thank you

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

i still think it's so funny that dr strange 2 ended with him experiencing the horrific consequences of his actions, & then less than 2 minutes later we get a mid-credits scene where he is just vibing and his 3rd eye is like a new power or whatever. just total narrative deflation.

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zach silberberg

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1 year

if i could be permanently ratatouilled i would. just relinquish all control. let the rat do it. im done

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

US politics

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

2 years

asking your bf to take your pic vs asking your gf to take your pic

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

6 months

did amy schumer face any consequences for her insanely racist posts or is it just the anti-genocide folks getting punished?

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@DiscussingFilm

6 months

Susan Sarandon has been dropped by her talent agency UTA after being vocal about the ongoing genocide happening in Palestine at a pro-Palestinian rally. (Source: Deadline)

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

2 years

bro come quick. david just played some kind of secret chord and the Lord is pleased af

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

oh shit. oh fuck. one of my avocados hatched last night and i have no idea where it went

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

what is SNL if not theater kids persevering

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

2 years

middle schools in 2007

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

11 months

blackberry… air… who cares. they should do a biopic about whoever made these fucking pictures

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

2 months

“best actor/actress” and “best supporting actor/actress” do not encompass all acting categories that deserve recognition. there should be an award for best fucked up little freak

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zach silberberg

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3 years

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zach silberberg

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6 months

asked my friend what she was up to & she said “dogsitting.” i asked whose dog and she said her own. now we’re in a fight because i’m insisting that when you say youre dogsitting it implies someone else’s dog. she says you can say youre dogsitting your own dog. that’s crazy right?

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

a woman on the train let me take a photo of her dog and she was talking about how sometimes she loses her little booties on the street “like cinderella” but then she turned directly to the dog and said “but no sex for you! no sex! no sex for you ever!”

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

6 months

last five seconds of this changed my life

krista! 🎨🔗 in bio 🫶🏻

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crying over Matt Rife on Tana’s podcast looking like an idiot

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

you should be allowed to leave work early if you are too sleepy and you want to go beddy bye

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

if chris rock goes onstage tonight, someone better be brave enough to do the funniest thing in the world

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

remember when they restructured the Oscars to put best actor last so they could finish by giving chadwick boseman a posthumous award but then he lost to anthony hopkins who wasnt there bc they wouldnt let him accept anything over zoom so he had gone to bed & then the show ended

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

yo the zodiac letter is wild

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zach silberberg

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3 years

i like dropping bombshells on my therapist in the last few minutes so it feels like we’re ending each session on a cliffhanger

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zach silberberg

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1 year

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zach silberberg

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2 years

knowledge is the understanding that the rat’s name is remy. wisdom is the understanding that calling him ratatouille is simply funnier

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

how do you fuck up this badly

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

so they gave dril the checkmark, but the checkmark goes away if you change your name, so dril just changed his name, but they gave him the checkmark again, so he changed his name again... this is the most looney tunes ass fight ive ever seen between a billionaire and a shitposter

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

these are the two types of women you will see in a cocktail bar at 2pm on a weekday

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zach silberberg

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1 year

Ratatouille (2007) is great because it’s the opposite of “the magic was inside you all along.” nah man. you cant cook for shit. and you never will. you need that rat.

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zach silberberg

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2 months

the godzilla team taking a bunch of godzilla toys onstage….. i love them

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zach silberberg

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3 years

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zach silberberg

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2 years

what the fuck does CVS even stand for

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zach silberberg

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1 year

brunette aubrey plaza would win the hunger games but blonde aubrey plaza would be running them. does this make sense

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zach silberberg

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1 year

told my boss i was going on a date next week. she asked if i was taking my date “to the halloween store.” i asked what she meant. she refused to elaborate.

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

2 months

big news: because of this tweet the artist sent me a mini cunty vase so of course i had to introduce her to her cunty aunt

zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

4 months

spent $200 on this cunty vase and then immediately lost my job

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

5 years

JOKER ENDING EXPLAINED! those names were the people who worked on the film

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zach silberberg

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4 years

when i was a kid i used to think the martha in martha's vineyard was martha stewart

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zach silberberg

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3 years

meet the 16 year old entrepreneur who went to the beach that makes you old

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

between libsoftiktok showing her face on tucker carlson and then immediately getting ID’d in january 6 footage, and andrew tate accidentally revealing his location via a pizza box, it has been a great week for this one very specific kind of schadenfreude

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

11 days

what am i missing

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zach silberberg

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2 years

"So, Gregor, you awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed in your bed into a monstrous vermin. That's nuts. Tell me more about that."

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zach silberberg

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1 year

wish there was an app for talking about stuff like this

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1 year

Jeremy Renner will give his first interview since the snowplow accident with Diane Sawyer titled ‘A STORY OF TERROR, SURVIVAL AND TRIUMPH’. The special will release on April 7 on Disney+

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zach silberberg

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3 years

do WHAT to Eileen??

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zach silberberg

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1 year

holy shit. make sure you stay through the credits of cocaine bear

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zach silberberg

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zach silberberg

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7 months

i started watching this video fully bracing myself for a horrible, unavoidable accident, but it really cannot be overstated just how much easier it would have been for this cop to NOT have run over his coworker

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OFFICER HIT: Video obtained by KTLA appears to show the moment a Los Angeles Police Department cruiser rushing to the end of a stolen vehicle pursuit in Sun Valley strikes a fellow officer running across the street. Full video & details:

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zach silberberg

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4 months

the cultural conversation around barbie would be so astronomically different these last few months if the face of the movie had been IDF War Crime Barbie

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Gal Gadot was offered to play Barbie but she passed on the role. Greta Gerwig then insisted she wanted to write the script for Margot Robbie. (Source: Deadline)

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zach silberberg

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1 year

im going to be honest. im going to be vulnerable. i dont know which three states are “the tristate area”

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

10 months

rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly

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margot robbie & ryan gosling in #barbie

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zach silberberg

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3 years

i still dont totally understand what wind is if im being honest

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zach silberberg

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zach silberberg

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watched pokemon concierge with my mom and when we got to the episode with the shy pikachu who can’t socialize or speak loudly she nodded and said “he just has autism. leave him alone”

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zach silberberg

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3 months

something about this feels predetermined in a way that makes me believe in government psyops but for car commercials

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The Kansas City Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl.

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

3 years

if bernie won then phoebe bridgers and vampire weekend would be playing rn

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

10 months

this tweet is so perfectly designed to get engagement from people who dont know the difference between a CGI shot and a VFX shot

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

10 months

Christopher Nolan says ‘OPPENHEIMER’ has zero CGI shots. (Source: )

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zach silberberg

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3 years

excuse me but what the fuck

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zach silberberg

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2 years

christ. delete this headline, my god

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zach silberberg

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6 months

vampire lore is so funny. what do you mean you need to be invited before going into someones home? like yeah man that's how it works for me too

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

1 year

cool cool. hey what the hell is mouse mingle

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@zachsilberberg The theme of the movie was literally that "Anyone Can Cook"

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zach silberberg

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3 months

(wishing my friend good luck before a show but misremembering the phrase “break a leg”) hey man. kill your self

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zach silberberg

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3 years

reject embrace modernity tradition

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zach silberberg

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2 years

(opening line to a girl at a bar) hey i am so scared

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zach silberberg

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10 months

this is what you’re all gonna look like coming out of oppenheimer in your barbie outfits

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zach silberberg

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2 years

i would wear this on a shirt

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zach silberberg

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3 months

theres literally a black female pirate in the first goddamn movie

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New dumbest guy alive just dropped

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zach silberberg

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3 years

an underrated line in the 2011 film We Bought A Zoo is when they put down the old sick tiger and then matt damon says, while putting up a plaque in his memory, “you would have done the same for me,” implying that the old tiger would have had the compassion to euthanize matt damon

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zach silberberg

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1 year

now is a great time to remember that ben shapiro pivoted to his whole right wing grift bullshit after he failed in hollywood as a screenwriter

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zach silberberg

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3 years

hot girl summer is over. it is time for silly goose fall

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zach silberberg

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2 years

i dont have “crushes.” im 27. i have “people who i will never speak to and then i will die alone”

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zach silberberg

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1 year

we are the daughters of the rats you couldnt touille

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

2 months

at a cafe working. gotta charge my laptop. ask the barista where an outlet is. they point to it, and as i'm going to get my shit, a different dude who saw the barista point it out rushes over and claims that table. brutal. the barista was like "that's insane." it really was.

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zach silberberg

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zach silberberg

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1 year

how come kids always get lice but you never hear about adults getting lice. no workplace ever brings the lice inspection lady in to check the office. no one comes home from work like “sorry honey. tim on the fifth floor gave everyone lice again”

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zach silberberg

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1 year

thinking about the time i was invited to a house party where the host was a girl who ghosted me on tinder and i was like yeah fuck it whatever and when i showed up she opened the door and went “boo! that was me ghosting you. come on in”

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zach silberberg

@zachsilberberg

4 months

chris pratt found dead in a bunker in berlin

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

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Jack Black will play Steve in the live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie. (Source: Deadline)

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