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@TiskTusk

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Retired Shitposter C/Rust/Python I like books and bugs Low Level/Data/ML

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@TiskTusk
Polo Kimani's Dad
3 months
Another day to remind you that if your fingers look like this, please see a doctor. You might be dying.
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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@coa_animals @CreepyOrg Her accounts were automated to pay the bills. It's her accounts running out of money that tipped them off iirc
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@ChiKanmz Club fingers could mean heart, lung, liver diseases
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@ayoadeshina96 I did so too. And spoke out. All I can say is, I'm glad I did so
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@Harryssfw Them Japanese were def right
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Polo Kimani's Dad
3 months
Hakunanga kitu kama kufumble mtu. The only real loss is losing yourself. Usiuziwe uoga.
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Google photos be like, "Remember how you fumbled this one?"
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@YunglePever Central Kenya coded
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Polo Kimani's Dad
28 days
Kumbukeni that your average voter is no smarter than this:
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Larry Madondo na yeye huendea vitu zinaaibisha Kenya za kwanza badala aput effort at least in the good things.
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@FACE464 @DOE95106082 Idk man. It's been illegal to be black everywhere for a hot minute apparently
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10 months
@catherine_amayi That entire village needs to be put behind bars. A village of pedos.
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3 months
@ChiKanmz There are those born that way. There are those whose fingers morph into this.
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Polo Kimani's Dad
5 months
My barber is so real. Ati "Sasa nimekupa nguvu ya kuteka"😂😂😂😂
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Polo Kimani's Dad
5 months
Si you'll die when you discover there was a whole ass water resort with fancy boats in Nairobi haha
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projectilev0mit
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we had a racetrack in nakuru in the 50s?......
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4 months
Unaruka kichwa unapata motivation ya kutafuta pesa
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Advantages ya kuishi kwa mzazi?
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3 months
@allak_weda Very dangerous
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Polo Kimani's Dad
4 months
We're never making it out of the trenches. The son is dead and people are here defending the father saying they feel for his pain. Nyinyi mnakuwanga wazimu?
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
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Kericho: Father beats 'drunk' son to death for refusing to go back to university
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2 months
Statistics has taught me we might be looking at a visual graph of state data collection capacity or places where more People have been tested.
@Locati0ns
Epic Maps 🗺️
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HIV/AIDS in Africa
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We properly need to come to terms with the fact that there are those among us who are so fundamentally animalistic that they shall never be considered fit to live among the general population. Let them hang.
@NjeriWaMigwi
Njeri Wa Migwi™
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This is M, 9yrs. His neighbour has been molesting him together with his 7 year old sister. We took him to hospital yesterday where he's admitted for surgery as he has been in terrible pain, in diapers and unable to sit. The rapist, was arrested today
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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The year is 2030. Kenya is a silicon savannah. No other innovation has come out of it other than Mpesa. Hooray
@UKinKenya
UK in Kenya 🇬🇧🇰🇪
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Mfalme-Pesa! At Nairobi Street Kitchen, His Majesty was shown the magic of M-PESA. #KingInKenya
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@neincubed @Lucysarrival 😭😭😭😭😭😭bro?? Who is your prof
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@Alexisization Hangul is like the easiest script on the planet. This is an actually good effort
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When Ngoja Ngoja meets matumbo
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@buezefy Every day is a learning opportunity
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@nuclearpr_ Na wahala
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@Ovoh_of_Lagos @Unnnnnnnnck @PenTitan Lmeow. Pure copium. Your ancestors would get to 40 and become elders of the village because no one is getting to 50 apart from the single dude who just lives to 100. And they were up and about hunting and gathering. That's their equivalent of working out
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Men should wear earrings some more😌
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You haven't heard of him coz you don't read. Simple.
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Try convincing a Kenyan that Ivory Coast is largely at the same level of development with us and you will have a very long and interesting discussion
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Steven Ndukwu
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The Roads in Ivory Coast 🇨🇮 will blow your mind away 😳
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3 months
Nairobi has a knack for shielding foreigners from the real Kenya. Especially when in the posh regions. Heck, even Kenyans themselves. I had someone ask me if we have WiFi/electricity in Nyeri or why I can speak English and I realized the problem pretty quickly.
@KinyanBoy
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3 months
INTERESTING: American shares why Kenya is the best place for any African-American who want to relocate and settle in Africa. I agree 💯 with his points.
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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I'm starting to think you people live in an echo chamber that doesn't represent the over 50 million Kenyans. I'm certain this is a weird bubble that represents only a subset of the population but you observe it because you're part of that bubble haha.
@RasnaWarah
Rasna Warah
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She said she had never been to an African country where people were trying so hard to be white/British, where they treat their own people badly to impress white people. I have seen this in Nairobi and at the coast. It is shameful. That is why so many news anchors have fake
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Polo Kimani's Dad
1 month
Lmaooo haha Dave Sifuna
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@Wahtheydomydawg That's where the doctor comes in
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😂Kumbe issue ya men's rights inatokeanga kama visceral reaction na whataboutism wanawake wakiamua kujitetea haki? Ain't no way y'all are defending that bullshit
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I actually fuck with this heavy. I hope endless seas of subcultures are maintained in this country in the future.
@walt3rmelon
bypola
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hii ni real?💀💀
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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@shawrizz The old people are saying he was a big musician back in the day I guess
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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The amount of fascist imagery I see on the daily makes me question the Kenyan education system.
@Arnimal2000
Arnold Lakita
5 months
Westlands...Is wildin'! This, is a matatu emblazoned with the 'Fuehrer's' visage, complete with swastikas...As I was taking the pics, the crew had already been arrested by law enforcement and traffic cops, your guess is as good as mine as to why they were busted!
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@Tejiri337 @Nibhururiya You seriously need to travel the world
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😂😂😂Nimeona hii kwa status ya mtu Wozap nimeisha tu
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@Bobthethunker @brownblaze Lmao. Sending Kenyans to die in a warzone is not the advantage you think it is
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@stfushantelle Sigh. This lady representing Cleopatra is as ridiculous as an Eastern European man representing Jomo Kenyatta in a movie. But no shade to her acting skills.
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@polo_kimani Point to note for people interested. Kampuni za kuship zenye ziko na rates fiti ni Kentex, Salihiya na Aquantuo.
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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@ssanamo97 @CarnegiePhilip0 @ozzi_euro @t3niola What in tarnation. That is interesting
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Polo Kimani's Dad
1 month
Haha mambo ya Disney hukuwahiskia ata kidogo huko Gilgil?
@polo_kimanii
MetroBoomin
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Kumbe huyu wa Astral projection ni mchawi,America was a very big mistake.
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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@TrueSlazac The book called "The Population Bomb" has been an alarming disaster that didn't account for humanity largely having better fortunes in future. Look at its effects.
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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@lfx160219 China just keeps doing this. Iran-Iraq war. One side is for Iraq, the other for Iran. Both are heading to the same Battlefield
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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@TeiMutuku 😌Utanunuliwa kashamba pahali
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Polo Kimani's Dad
4 months
Kenya not being blessed with mineral wealth is one of the oldest lies that the citizenry clings on to. The difference between Kenya and other African countries is that Kenya was set up as an Agricultural extractivist colony. That's the only real difference.
@BBCAfrica
BBC News Africa
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Kenya has discovered its first deposits of the valuable mineral coltan, the country's mining minister has said. The rare mineral is used to manufacture electric car batteries, mobile phones and other electronic devices.
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@skivviiv @nasser25222 @la_macedonienne @ArmenianStalin Alexander and Philip spoke Greek and practiced Greek culture. They were Greeks. You're confusing Slavics and Greeks.
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@shawrizz
thisissorandom🍉
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Who wants to hear a mind blowing fact ?
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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@vibhaath @ShitpostGate The Nazis were nowhere near lmaooo
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Catching flies midflight happens to be my oddest skill smh
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@eudragonfire @Alkibiades_ It helps that there's none
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@Rono_Kenya @creation247 Nope. It's simple really... How many Roman 18-wheeler trucks were around at the time?
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@matigari__ @ayoadeshina96 Unfortunate things I couldn't disclose. Just tell people about it
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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Swahili and Amharic happen to be the two languages in Africa which you could probably write entire scientific papers in. Whether we know it or not, Swahili has quickly being seeing rapid expansion and the only reason we don't know this is because how many of us read Swahili?
@grandtheftnoise
𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 🦅
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I feel like African languages haven’t advanced since the advancement of technology and science and that’s black society’s fault. We don’t have basic scientific words in our languages like “voltage” or “mathematical literacy”. Why won’t africans advance with the rest of the world?
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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@Kislev_Kel ☹️☹️☹️I didn't know this was him. Oh my, I absolutely loved this show. It was practically my favorite Kenyan show. RIP fr
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That Jhene Aiko/ Big Sean chemistry was absolutely tangible through the screen in their music 😦
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I love Nairobi politics. Not tribal-based nonsense. Wherever the fuck you're from and whatever tribe you hail from, you can ascend to the top sit. Nairobi politics is just raw Kenyan stupidity exemplified without discrimination. I respect it.
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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See all that sparse land? NEEDS IRRIGATION, DAMS OF ALL KINDS. Food flourishing everywhere, new science and new varieties of plants to conquer the arid deserts. We can do this.
@Stats_Kenya
Kenya Data & Stats
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Kenya's population distribution by county, 2019
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Polo Kimani's Dad
4 months
Fun fact: The average Nigerian thinks Kalenjins are representative of what all Kenyans look like because Kalenjins dominate athletics and are the primary way for the world to see Kenyans. Aaand the below tweet should tell you why Nigeria is the bleaching capital of Africa.
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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Slowly but surely, the Kenyan elite will learn that you cannot build a consumerist economy when people have nothing in their pockets. These unimaginative elites will have to be replaced by a more productive and industrial focused elite.
@ArapTilingi
Kipruto Lagat 🐘🐘🐘
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Cider Mall Nanyuki is half empty, only Java, KFC, Good life and Chandarana seem to be the only ones running well, most of the stalls are empty ama @KnightFrankKE are expensive?
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Polo Kimani's Dad
2 months
Huyo ameeka hiyo tweet ya dark skin women akarusha simu haga haraka sana ndio vibration itickle prostate organ videadly. Anything for a nut
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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😦Had to trim.. mother said I look like a terrorist
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@PraiseJose9194
TIFEJOJO 😊
2 months
Does Your Beard Look Good On You? Please Let's See Your Jpegs:
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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This is only appealing to the midwit who's never looked at economic data. Somalia is a poster child of horrid infighting and hatred. North Eastern is a poor and neglected region. Your average Somali isn't richer than your average Kenyan. Maybe more filialy pious. That's it.
@Haaland_sholla
Sholla 🇰🇪
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Do you agree with him , that this is the reason most kenyans are poorer than somalis ? I think he's correct 🇸🇴🇰🇪 Natembeya wetangula
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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Haha wamepiga picha na the two remaining trees in Nairobi
@NairobiVisuals
Nairobi Visuals
2 months
Radiant Scenes in Nairobi 🏙️
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😭 I'm wheezing hard. East Africa is so back
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Kenyan elites could easily fund an art and science renaissance by the sheer amount of loot they have yet they don't. I mean, if y'all are stealing, you might as well pretend to have a redemption arc??
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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I love this conversation. Dehumanization of short men. It's like the conversation on how men treat conventionally unattractive women. Same boat, the crusaders against the latter often can't see how this applies to the former. Anyways, life moves on.
@hbkraee
hbk
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i told this boy i’m 5’6 he talking about “twinnn” bitch get off my cellular immediately
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😂😂😂All this drama coz you were told you're Asian and should not be calling people n**ger? Smh.
@RasnaWarah
Rasna Warah
2 months
I used to be proud to be Kenyan. Not any more. Meanwhile, I am being told I am not Kenyan enough because of my skin colour. These same Kenyans would be first in line for a green card in the US. I am tired.
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@CSMFHT UwU is strong in him
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@whoisdivs I lick my friends' foreheads just to show my love for them😌
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Bado si Friday? Nkt
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Reminds me of the Marianne Bachmeier whose child was raped and killed. She walked into court with a gun. Shot that bastard seven times with six shots hitting him. Got a manslaughter and illegal firearm possession charge and was given a six year sentence. Got out after 3. I stan!
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Uzuri ni... Love wins
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@Longinho11 @fasc1nate Ah the COVID conspiracy Theorists have arrived
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@JudeAondofa @AfricanHub_ He can. It's just not considered a sport to compete in Kenya. We could produce athletes for every category if the government was serious
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Polo Kimani's Dad
1 year
@tunguz @MatthewLennig Oi you go' a loicence for that, mate?
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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Shit like this is why I crafted a writing system. I write way too many notes and someone always seemed to be looking.
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@PashieIsDelulu
ItjiggleswhenIwalk🫶🏾🫣
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I've🙂found 🙂my🙂diary 🙂on 🙂the 🙂table 🙂And🙂my 🙂Mom🙂has 🙂a 🙂history 🙂of 🙂invading 🙂people's 🙂privacy 🙂
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I'm so cocky they call me Wabule
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4 months
You're willing sending Kenyans to Poland??? POLAND???? 😂😂😂😂Warrafuckin idiot.
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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We have abundant highly skilled professional labour and Poland is a labour deficit country - Ruto
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Ebu niwasub. Weka like
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Need a tiny babe with dangerous curves and the brownest expressive eyes to ruin my life rynow
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Hermestouch❌❌ Herpestouch✅✅
@hermestouch
Hermes
1 month
This doesnt even make sense 😭😭. I have zero tattoos but 3 STDs
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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1.Touch a woman you don't know at your own peril; there are consequences to being daft. 2.Touch a woman you know only if she consents to it. 3 If possible, don't interact with anybody if you don't have to. Three very simple rules that make your life easier.
@Ke_Arturo
𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙊
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The boy had only one job 😭
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Now I am become Bantu, The expander Hahahaha
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@BillowKerrow
FCPA Billow Kerrow
1 month
Mogadishu's Royal Muslim Academy sing EAC Anthem @Invest_Somalia conference. Integration is on! @NationAfrica
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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@njambifever 😂😂😂Wawawaaa. Wangare? I sincerely hope si ule mmoja najua because this shit would be so funny.
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Tropical heat with their citric acid. Same problem. Opened it and it was half air. Mind you I hadn't even used it
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@MaggietheMezzo
MaggieTheTherapist
1 month
I found this video that I made maybe a month ago. Anyway, @WeetabixEA @weetabix y'all have got to stop joking! What is this???
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Polo Kimani's Dad
3 months
"President Barre, why do you want to invade Ethiopia and Kenya??" "It all starts in 1332 when Ethiopia under Amda Seyon I invaded Adal, which was Somali territory..."
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Polo Kimani's Dad
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@Artyoxent Fuck yeah. This is so cold. What's the source?
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