Kuwams🍉 Profile Banner
Kuwams🍉 Profile
Kuwams🍉

@kuwamocho_

23,628
Followers
1,463
Following
3,697
Media
77,992
Statuses

Mkunga

Joined April 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
20 hours
New week,New opportunities on #1xbet Register today and get to enjoy; 🔹Up to 300% on your first deposit 🔹 High boosted odds 🔹All markets of your choice 🔹Live Streaming options 🔹Swift,hassle-free payments 🔹Reliable Customer Support (email info-ke @1xbet -team.com)…
Tweet media one
0
18
9
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Hiii building imejengwa tangu nikiwa class 5 uko
Tweet media one
579
939
8K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
4 months
Si heri wajenge ingine waachie Baba hii
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
4 months
State House upgrade to cost taxpayers Sh795m
Tweet media one
416
260
2K
203
3K
7K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
7 months
Naona hairline inaogopa iyo pilipili
@Gesonso1
Masao
7 months
Mko wapi ? tuko on 😅
Tweet media one
141
169
1K
591
2K
6K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
This niggah has been standing here the whole night watching his firstborn, there's just something about being a Dad.
Tweet media one
112
734
6K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Mimi ata siko after Railas win that much,ni my parents mental health ndio Iko at stake apa
139
905
6K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Tembea pole pole nywele icatch up😭
@ItsMoran_
Moran𓅓
2 years
@osumo_brad nimefika bro
Tweet media one
41
28
276
384
1K
5K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
6 months
Unaishi Best Lady
@OCHI_RAS
🌿
6 months
Kushika nayo zimeshika saidi
Tweet media one
34
17
83
119
2K
5K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
8 months
Unataka atoe ngoma?
@Mercynicky_
Mercy Nicky
8 months
I can't believe Raila amenyamaza na hizo new prices za fuel😭😭😭😭😭😭
49
26
132
120
2K
5K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
"unalenga verified" 😂😂😂😂
Tweet media one
246
1K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Karua enjoying her youth when Rigathii was investing his money
Tweet media one
105
986
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
5 months
“Kama huendi kanisa toka nifunge nyumba yangu”
163
2K
5K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
8 months
Ukimaliza food alafu ukumbuke kuna avocado.
115
1K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
"Nimezima stima acha kulia"
Tweet media one
83
786
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
11 months
Afande nisaidie nyasi nose piercing itafungana
Tweet media one
249
1K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
13 days
Men tunakuanga happy creatures😂😂
105
1K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
"tumeshinda?". "Nimeshinda poa Labda wewe"
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
54
919
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
7 months
As an ugly nigga it's your mandate to always approach fine women ndio umwache apo aki question her self worth and the type of men she attracts.
93
2K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Makosa kubwa unaeza fanya nikuonyesha mzazi unaeza jitafutia pesa at a young age.
74
756
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Mtu anapull up kwa mlango 4am badala utoe nyahunyo unatoa simu kurecord,men used to be men
80
618
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 months
Yeah right
Tweet media one
@PiocheBrio
Pioche
2 months
I can proudly say I've never bullied anyone on this app.
3
10
54
86
1K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
29 days
Sio Raila,sio Arsenal,sina Dem,naishi kwa mzazi,sura pia ndio iyo,course nilifanya pia inakojolewa na serekali.
154
1K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
7 months
Ukiona Kilundeezy amesema nuisance bila kuedit tweet enyewe kanjo wametukosea😡
@kilundeezy
Boniface
7 months
Kanjo are becoming a nuisance
3
13
62
141
1K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
😂😂😂
Tweet media one
96
1K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
7 months
REAL😂😂
Tweet media one
85
1K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
3 months
Angetaka rafiki angenunua umbwa
@WhimsicalBarbie
𝑩𝒊𝒈𝑾𝒊𝒈𝑮𝒊𝒈𝒊⋆🦋⋆
3 months
Kuambia mtu you just want to be friends ni kitu ya kufanya aache kukuongelesha surely?💀
31
99
462
45
2K
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
9 months
Kuna jamaa alitafuta keja Lavington and the first one yr landlord alikua anakujia rent in person that is cash,it's been three years now landlord hajawai endea rent and no family member has claimed the house so jamaa anaishi free 😂
105
533
4K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Ona venye warembo wako shy kwa camera lakini mangulusumu hujianika uku daily 🥺🥺
@Fuch_23
che Fuch
2 years
Sieeet 🥹😍😍
485
1K
5K
249
829
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Koome to Karua; uko na jambo la kuongezea? Martha Karua; Raira ni msarendo!
71
777
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
A group of men who love sucking titties wanaitwa Tim wanyonyi
158
788
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
7 months
Scar Mkadinali to Oktobafest 😂😂😂
Tweet media one
65
782
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Let's do a thread of DJ shitiii and Atwoli meme videos, angalau tupunguze pressure ya siasa...bring them
172
1K
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Gas imeisha itabidi nimumunye hii nyama ka Simba
Tweet media one
231
517
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
9 months
Unakaa kutuma some fire low quality poverty nudes
346
1K
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
9 months
Is Kennar actually funny ama we're just pretending ndio akina Yvonne waskie kiwaru
Tweet media one
152
576
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
TF is this??😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tweet media one
116
509
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
4 months
Bro lied to get laid but lying to win Elections is where he draws the line
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
4 months
'He lied to me that he was taking me for a ride from Kisumu,' Mama Ida narrates how Raila tricked her into marrying him
Tweet media one
137
286
4K
81
891
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Mnipee series Ziko na context kama ya Power, especially ya Blacks
282
626
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
At this point nikama Baba was born to serve as an example to all Losers
82
583
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
6 months
Christina Shusho ametag First Lady wakenya wakajam imebidi adiliti hahaha
110
625
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Tulichagua Mama running mate lakini nikama ni tasa,she can't deliver
160
541
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
Tweet media one
@fckeveryword
Fuck Every Word 2.0
4 years
fuck winning
86
267
2K
100
1K
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
8 months
Umevaa kama number last
@kilundeezy
Boniface
8 months
😂😂😂 TBT buana before nijue anasa
Tweet media one
49
40
175
248
1K
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Ongea tu apa na baby wipes zako zimeshikwa
@MikeSonko
Mike Sonko
2 years
Good morning Mombasa siasa imeisha amkeni mujenge nchi.
148
117
1K
150
792
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Wajackoyah akichelewa presidential debate hatuezi tense coz he will be there Justina minute or so 😂
55
540
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
5 months
Mbona ukate avocado ivyo? You’re a psychopath
@abuyamasta
Masta
5 months
Avocado, Beans, sweet potatoes, fried eggs, sauerkraut (fermented cabbage), and fermented porridge for supper
Tweet media one
168
88
581
88
750
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
5'4 with 36 tattoos, unakaa short notes
85
595
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
18 days
Tweet media one
@AndyMaina_
ᵥₗₐDᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐDₑₙ
18 days
Which insurance company do y'all swear by?
14
11
35
15
1K
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
9 months
"Where them hoes at?" Also me around them;
129
1K
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
9 months
Ukimaliziwa Barber anaingia BDSM na ile mkia farasi unanyoroshwa kama nzi za butchery.
@afcrazz
𝗆𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗋𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗓☆
9 months
Kinyozi ya 30 bob hakuna mambo mingi, source of entertainment ni Lucky Dube ukiadmire picha za Ludacris kwa ukuta
28
199
837
80
1K
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
9 months
Ivy Wangui class 5 blue Kifaru pri school ulitransfer after I declared my love for you...nikaenda shule ingine pia juu there was nothing left for me uko,only to hear ulirudi Kifaru the following year 😭kama hutaki mtu unasema tu nktt
@_Kig3n
Lip Gallagher
9 months
Do y'all just randomly remember a friend you had as a kid and wonder how they're doing rn?😂
182
660
2K
103
550
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
8 months
Bombastic side laugh
Tweet media one
@AnnitahRaey
Annitah Akiru Raey
4 years
I hear broke men struggle with hard ons 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
60
162
470
353
1K
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
8 months
My good people smallwigs and bigwigs from far and beyond I summon y'all to help me with 20k Rts nipate iyo 15plus from @iStreetKenya #Lazimaiwork
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
105
6K
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
The last part😂😂😂😂
Tweet media one
155
552
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
6 months
Alikua anakaza mkojo
@Dr_AustinOmondi
JaPrado.
6 months
Non medics, what do you think happened here?
Tweet media one
93
34
187
66
832
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
The lorry. The evidence.
Tweet media one
40
725
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
4 months
😂😂😂
Tweet media one
55
810
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Raila ni kama that one guy with good intentions,but he will never be given a chance to prove it.
43
451
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Coast ninjas humove funny,mtu anapata chem na Mao E badala asome anasema "kumamake" story inaishia apo
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
2 years
Kuna cousin yangu mcoasti hajui kusoma bana. Hii story huwa imesumbua my aunt😭😭💔💔
36
82
308
76
757
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
4 months
Second to none
Tweet media one
@EZRAwaCHELSKI
Ezra
4 months
Which is the most iconic Raila photo?
42
38
206
29
654
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
5 months
Officially a Qualified Nurse.
Tweet media one
221
529
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Omanyala is a true epitome of why women don't like short guys,I now get it
79
340
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
6 months
Nilikuona apo kwa surgeon wa smokie hukujua ni Mimi but we give thanks to whoever invented filters.
174
626
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
"itisha tu chips,sidhani uku wanaserve cunt"
Tweet media one
86
872
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
4 months
Failed onlyfans career is hilarious ,wdym watu hawataki kukuona ndethe?😂😂
78
742
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 month
“Fanya iyo course ikona market” ndio tumeamka saa nne with nothing to look forward to except UCL nights.
18
779
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
4 months
😂😂
Tweet media one
@fuegoshawrry777
🦋El~Fuego🫦
4 months
Amen🕯️🤍
Tweet media one
1
7
35
68
883
3K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
4 months
Nilirusha that “I miss you” text at 1AM adi sai iko greytick wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
67
561
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
7 months
Me enjoying my money because it’s not enough for Twitter women.
Tweet media one
13
647
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
8 months
Wewe na iyo biz yako ya money laundering unauza njumu za planyo 5k tutakuja kujua who's funding you uache ku look down upon us you jaundiced footwear seller.
493
796
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
9 months
CBD unaeza ona type yako mara kama chwani ivi.
88
768
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
11 days
You thought I was feeding you?🎶🎶
@K24Tv
K24 TV
11 days
Sh144m for school food project in Nairobi missing.
Tweet media one
194
441
2K
29
615
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
4 months
Short niggas huona vumbi,uyo apo kando hapewi attention adi amelala 😂😂
@Njoki_Njanja
Kiki Simiyu🌺// LQ liquor
4 months
Very nice guy btw..very polite
Tweet media one
66
85
454
138
588
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Bad bitch na unaitwa Zipporah😭 aiiii
82
360
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
10 months
Uyu ata angekua mwendawazimu haezi nikubali.
@Apir_D
John Vuli Gate 🇹🇿
10 months
Vitu zangu huwa hii sampuli kabsaa but mi hufumble within 8 months ndio nisi fall.
28
94
448
215
636
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
wanaeza fagia Pastors wote lakini wasiguze Pst. Ng'ang'a
113
507
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 months
You know what else is uncomfortable? Kutembea comfortably na deni yangu,lipa deni kuma wewe
@jamrick_
iamjinx
2 months
Jerseys are so uncomfortable na hi jua ya Nairobi
4
3
22
211
672
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
3 months
Do you know how sad it is hitting the gym kutafuta matako wenzako walipata through puberty?😭
@NimuKiarie
Jaber is Jaber
3 months
@kuwamocho_ Mbwa wewe, ju hii ni wewe? Usiniconfuse na manzi yako.
45
13
89
207
617
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 months
Tunableach
@PiocheBrio
Pioche
2 months
Ndio kujiskia. Mko wapi?
11
7
76
182
813
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
4 months
Ukiwa broke unakuanga prone to disrespect from anyone and everyone including your parents.
24
732
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
24 days
Ni ile ugali ya Ombachi,fuck that dude.
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
24 days
Ferdinand Omanyala finishes fifth in the 100 metres at the Kip Keino Classic
Tweet media one
454
316
4K
113
598
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
4 months
Ebu fanya hivi….
@scar_mkadinali
MZIZA
4 months
One way of reducing femicide is by advising our women to get married by the age of 23yrs. Married women rarely go to Airbnb n clubs. This is not rocket science come on. #RongRende
283
336
1K
18
764
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Raila Odinga when Raila Onduthi walks in😭
63
513
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
Tweet media one
@Its_chep_
Chep
1 year
So y’all talk during sex? What y’all be saying
135
106
549
69
1K
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
3 months
Nicknaming my penis “Neno” juu liwe liwalo Neno litasimama.
35
609
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
10 months
Bro najua sikai vizuri but refrain from using me as an example, unadhani sina feelings?
@Kxng_Geedorah
Viktør Vaughn
10 months
Mnadinya dem ako a haircut away from looking like Kuwamocho
7
18
58
176
634
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
But women who give birth in early years always end up successful,nikama pregnancy hukua catalyst to success
81
314
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
27 days
Us those
Tweet media one
@Nottdexx
Malcolm eggs
27 days
Petite babes hufurahisha Wanaume hawana akili
17
18
45
45
850
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
5 months
“Ata birthday ya mwokozi unataka kuamka saa sita?”
27
647
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
Tweet media one
@Richiemash_
K.T£E🔱🎩
1 year
Mkiargue na dame juu umempata akiflirt kwingine then after argument aseme anataka break. What does that mean?
140
115
637
90
947
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
Nimeleta sneakers uku and out of the 6 cobblers uyu amepiga official and we'll groomed ndio nimepea job,ukiheshimu na upende hustle yako lazima itajipa tu.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
118
252
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
10 months
Hiii tunaita sauce ama kujifanya 😂
355
509
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Kilundeezy's son: happy fathers day Dad Kilundeezy: Happy fathers day too
60
434
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Before Baba apanguze machozi anagongwa point ingine makamasi inatoka
@Jahmu__
THE WATCHER
2 years
All I know is Ruto will destroy Baba a good one. Kwanza vile Baba huongea polepole 😂
31
63
381
144
707
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Dem nayo anaeza kua busy on a daily basis lakini Ile time utampea good strokes atakua free ka mwalimu wa CRE
32
408
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
Siamini "Je wewe" era ended without this ninja bagging a job or billboards ads....so sad
@Westsevenn7
WEST 7 🔥🔥
1 year
Mimi Already Niko Statehouse😊 Je wewe??? #Maandamano
Tweet media one
34
168
647
53
452
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 month
😂😂😂
Tweet media one
89
603
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
8 months
Aight man, Let's go grades for grades. Post your A's I show you my D.
@Malaikssssss
Malaiksssbabyy
8 months
Actually, I scored an A in Kcse and 433 in Kcpe😭
248
434
3K
119
620
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
Imeingiana manzeee 😭
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 year
Kuna form ikiingiana on Monday my whole life will change.
Tweet media one
6
17
116
112
281
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
1 month
“Taja Raila uone” kwa background is sending me 😂😂
92
764
2K
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
2 years
Mjifunze kuaccept a woman can do better than you without necessarily using her Pudesh 😂wale madem walienda national schools sisi tukienda extra county schools walienda kudinya KNEC examiners?
39
464
2K