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Hebu wanaume kujeni hapa, why date someone for like 7 years or so, you don't propose or marry her and when you two break up, you meet another lady and within a period of two months or less you already proposed or married her. Shida ukuwa wapi?
People laughed at me when I got married at 22. But now I have two beautiful kids, still with my loving husband , and we’re still enjoying life together.. there’s no formula to this life, do what makes you happy
I think alot about those people who were hijacked in a matatu ya kwenda utawala then wakapelekwa mjengo usiku mzima😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wakaachiliwa 6 in the morning
Back in the days when I was in the dating pool there was this guy we were getting to know each other, then he requested I send him a photo of my mum ndio aone vile nitakaa in future after nimezaa😭😭😭😭😭
Next year ukitoa siku za campaign alafu elections, utoe world cup, utoe Africa Cup of Nation's, utoe KCSE mbili na KCPE mbili, utoe wiki ya kuapeal elections na utoe holiday ya ku swear in the president.......... Merry Christmas 2022 already 🤭🤭🤭
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If I marry a man with a child. We become a family, meaning every child under my roof is mine. The mother of the the child must respect me as a mother to her child. Basically, if she wants to see her child I should be notified so I can know where my child is going.
so i met this guy while buying coffee this morning at Java,as i was paying mine he asks the cashier''deduct from my card''then he asks'' do u come here often''i say yes & again tells the cashier,''kindly deduct what she takes upto December 31st'' he winks at me and leaves.🤭
Someone said in this country no one is trying to fix anything, everyone is just working hard to get the money so that the problem cannot apply to them, and you know what it's true, this country is broken beyond repair.
I don’t want sex. I want love. I want to be understood. I want to never feel alone. I want to come home to someone I miss all day when I’m at work. I want someone who motivates me. I want someone who trusts me. I want someone who loves me for me, not what I do. I want real love.
Kuna watu washanunuliwa dinner dress za kesho😂,,,, kuna wenye washafly already😩,,,kuna wenye watakuwa surprised, kuna wa tap water na weed😂😂😂😂and then there is you and me my sister tuko kwa movie shop tukitafuta series tano kali😰😫😪😪😪😩😩
Coconut Curry Kamande, served alongside Basmati rice. This dish is filled with healthy veggies & is both filling and nutritious.
Ordered my Kamande from
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as they are affordable and ordered some variety for mum as they do deliver to mashinani at no extra cost.
Someone sent me 15k by mistake, Saf texted me and called to ask for reversal i just said yes you can. The guy later texted and thanked me saying that he was just checking to see if there are kind people in Kenya. He sent 50K and told me to continue being kind.
Men! Men! Men!
How many times did i call you?
Yaani mtu anakuja kukutembelea over the weekend and finds the sink full of dirty dishes, zenye hujaosha for a whole week then you expect me to wash,,,,,akiangaa! i would rather mop Indian ocean.
Lakini wanaume wa siku hizi wamechange si kama wa kitambo, leo nimenyeshewa na nilikuwa nimesimama karibu na jamaa mwingine na hata hangenitolea sweater yake😒😒😒😒
Men are trash😂😂😂😂😂
Cause it's your birthday, girl
The day your mama brought you into this world (yeah)
Give what she gave you just a little more shake than you normally do
Today, you can have your cake and eat it too🎶🎶🎶
Happy birthday to me 🥳🥳🎉🥳