Trying to avoid
@LokiOfficial
spoilers today, which shouldn’t be too difficult because I got roped into jury duty.
At least I wore the appropriate shirt to court.
#TVA
I never thought the day would come where a TSA agent would ask me, “Is there anything sharp in your luggage?”
And I would reply with, “Yes. A serrated bone knife and a machete.”
Why, yes. I am in the middle of nowhere, w/ one bar of service, sitting atop a pile of rocks in an abandoned graveyard and buying devices to elevate my skincare game.
#DoYou
IT’S OFFICIAL!!!
The new season of EXPEDITION-X is headed to your tv Aug. 2!!! 9pm!
First up: A special two-part episode (split up. Not back-to-back) with
@gatesygram
from Expedition Unknown joining Phil and I’s investigation at Eloise Asylum in Michigan!
#ExpeditionX
Alan Wake II is turning out to be an absolute masterpiece! I’m loving the story connections to CONTROL as well. Absolutely loving this - a fabulous sequel to Alan Wake.
Finally, finally, FINALLY watched The Witcher & that time line is all over the dang place but damn, I love this story. Can’t wait for season 2!
@netflix
#TheWitcher
Thanks to everyone who caught
#ExpeditionX
last night! Hard to believe it’s already been 3 years!
First seasons are always tough but we’ve come a long way!
Hope you enjoyed it and here’s to new adventures next week 👽🍻
One of my favorite episodes of
#ExpeditionX
starts tomm!
@phil_torres
& I got to explore some of the mysterious shipwrecks within Michigan’s Lake Superior (not to mention one of the most paranormally active buildings I’ve been in to date!)
Catch it Wend, 8pm on
@Discovery
👻
Jesus. This
#FFVII
remake is SO DAMN GOOD. Honestly, ever since HD remakes came along a few years back, this is the approach I have been waiting for. What other games would you like to see get this treatment?
@SquareEnix
@SquareEnixUSA
Snyder’s Amazonian warriors scene... now THAT is the Wonder Woman tone that I want.
(I was a doubter...and me eating this Snyder-cut Amazonian crow tastes foul)*
*still not too embarrassed to drop a stellar mom joke.
#WonderWoman
#Amazons
This week, I’m spinning into my best superhero gear! Walk, run, or spin on down to the polls and vote early for
@JoeBiden
and
@KamalaHarris
if you haven't already voted by mail! Find your polling place: 💫💫💫
Which irritates you more:
• When restaurants water-down their ranch dressing?
• When you order “fresh fruit” and get a bowl full of cantaloupe?
(I’m just on a 20+ hour car ride - Asking the important questions). 🚗