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A thread of Tweeps wanaishi ushago, Post those farm life pics.
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2 years
She is ready to risk everything.
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Mambo madogo haya. Maybe anatumia time zone ya a different country and its sleeping time
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2 years
Joe Beaten and Khamaliswa Harris
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1 year
Shit Funny AF..😂😂
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Hapana na marafiki tu.
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Twelve 🍪
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Mnalewa na hii economy?
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1 year
Quick question,Huwa unaweka avocado hadi kwamboka?
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Bevalyne Kwamboka
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Mapema ndio best
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Happy hour pale Statehouse na WSR.
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Hahahahahaha.
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Bwana Wllis lilo shati lako ni Raburu ama Green?
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Willis Raburu
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Fresh 🙏🏾
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Ran into my high school Chemistry teacher buying Tops,she asked if I love them nkamshow. Isotopes ni supuu sana.
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Huyo brother ameamua kukumbuka wamama alidinya akiwa na float akaamua kuwapost mos mos.
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Huyu hapa? 😂😂
@WitNeshMe
PG 13
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1 year
Nimeona kuna mluhya rapper mahali siet that brother spits😂😂😂😂
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Mike Taxson
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Ukisalamia tu Njambi 😂😂😂
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@Its_chep_
Chep
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Mnafanyanga Nini satadei?
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2 years
Najua ukigeuka unaeza weka wengi Halima ututi.
@_deewanjiru
Haneen❤️‍🔥
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This is one of my favourite photos... kuna mtu aliniita Halima mwanarasta😂😂
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Ule jamaa wakuenda na mjunior kuona magari this year hakuenda ama hamjampea attention tena?
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Well atleast yoghurt her bro, many can't do the same.
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7 months
Hapa collapsed doggy unapokea yote hadi mwisho wa shaft hakuna mambo ya No mans Land.
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1 year
Uko sure ni teargas ama ni Viatu umetoa 😂😂
@Reggaewailer
𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧
@Reggaewailer
1 year
Weaklings apa kwa mat wameeanza ku sneeze juu ya teargas 🤣🤣wazoefu nacheka apa
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Cult ya kunyonya matiti mimi nayo naeza tegwa nayo walahi
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3 months
Siu Photoshop mkiwa na lights.
@kimondio_
mokorino
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Kplc bana 😡
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Naona uko excited kutombwa baadaye.
@jmdsd5
AuntieWafflezzz🌸
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Mapema before tufike
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King's remember Your wife is not your family, Benzema understood the assignment. Your Mum/Dad and Kids that's it.
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Utachukua 6800 na odds za 10?
@Primeandeka
Andeka
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14 days
Samsung S23 Ex UK Storage 8/128gb Price 68,000/-
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Bado Githeri sasa 😂😂
@Njoki_Njanja
Kiki Simiyu🌺// LQ liquor
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#SayLess
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Enda kwa balcony naushout "VAAAAAAAASEEEEECTOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYY"
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1 year
Naskia kupiga nduru moja soft walai manze
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We must all join together and sing "Mambo yana Baddie lika "
@Morara__
صموئيل
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6 months
Hii gava imegeuza baddies into activists
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No wonder they ain't resting always looking Cannabeesy.
@CannabisTU
Cannabis Training University
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2 years
Did you know that bees love cannabis?⁠
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Nimefinya Pork Ugali and sielewi vile religion inafanya msee akose hii greatness.
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11 months
HERE WE GO.....
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Kiki Simiyu🌺// LQ liquor
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Haha..naachwa season ya baridi ikianza... This is cinema 😭😭😭
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1 year
Utaonaaje chini na tumbo imezuia angle of view?
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felloh
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1 year
Sikumbuki the last time nliokota pesa kwa njia
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@RobertAlai You are angry because he is occupying the space you were planning to stock 3 gunias of Omena. Heal bana
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Mvua kitu gani , Hapa ni Gains tu .
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@Natembeya_G So Leo unapanda Gari ama u Natembeya ?
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2 months
Naona umetembea na water bottle yako.
@AmRoggoz
𝙎𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙤 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 
@AmRoggoz
2 months
A very fishy afternoon @osumo_brad
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Mungu baba Sugar chini watu wako wanaumia.
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Segémiat Nick
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1 year
1kg of sugar retails at Ksh 220. Damn! Na bado
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Skizaaa!! Kama hautaki kuskiza Octopizzo shuka ununue gari yako.
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@Eddiest_KE Halafu adinyiwe na msee ako na kigugumizii.
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10 months
Hivo tu ndo unam Juja from your contact list.
@Dreymwangi
drey
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10 months
Honestly dem akaniambia anaishi juja that’s the first ick
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Waluhya wengine hupenda kutuaibisha sana 😭😭😭😭
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Wamama wa Twitter A wameona hyo Thread ya chokoraa Wailer imenasa ndo saizi wanakimbilia kupost wamwisho mwisho 😂😂😂
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Bigwigs walizungusha huyo hadi ikabidi ametake a break from this app 😂😂😂😂
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2 years
Hows Nderu-tle fella doing?
@AnitaNderu
Anita Nderu
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2 years
Peanut & I are dropping by to wish you a day filled with sparkle ✨️ magic and potatoes in every format!
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Naskia tena ni 4-0 , Abortion FC 3 Living United 1
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Aaaai mnasema tena huyo Dame mrembo ni 1-0
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2 years
How can people Nduthis to you, so sorry.
@luhya_kidd
GUSTAVO
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Mtu anakutusi anatusi mpaka nduthi yako😭
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So you saying ni Mutua uongo?
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GUSTAVO
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1 year
Mutua is a serial liar😂
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1 year
Hope this month haitakauka kama hizi lips both financially and environmentally.
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2 years
Jamaa wanduthi Saizi after kuhepa na hyo 2M.
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Just remembered this.😂😂
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@mwasi0
Mwasi Cynthia
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Kitambo kidogo, a friend of mine lost his father. So, at the funeral, I was like, 'Oh, what do you need? What can I do to help?' Kosokoso like a genuinely concerned friend. You know what that idiot told me? 'Give me secs if you can.' I still think about that a lot!!
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@citizentvkenya So they are Porn again christians?
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1 year
Hapa nayo utangoja sana, unless umemea kinembe overnight
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𝙰𝚜𝚊𝚊𝚍🏴‍☠️
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Leteni gigs
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Bana mmefunza Kamba Women hyo Trick ya Towel na mwiko , machine haitawai ruhusiwa kulala tena nje.
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My brother from Eburendwa hangeweza kumaintain hii Lifestyle 😂😂
@naisulaaa
𝕯𝖔𝖓 𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖆🌴
@naisulaaa
2 years
September 🌻
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"Instead of using the bathroom we should all use the nearby Bushes to avoid such incidents "
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Hahahaha,kuna one of you ametuma za four cousins kwa lalez tuko nayeye, ndo tuko jug ya 2 sasa ubarikiwe anyway usijali mrembo anakunywa Ma snap.
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Twitter makes me Happy bana 😂😂😂😂😂
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I should be crowned the president of SINA nation because 1. Sina followers 2. Sina Manzi 3. Sina Height 4. Sina Looks 5 Sina Gigs.
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Qwuma inakaa hivi 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@NOTNYAMBURA Wanna go for a drive Ma?
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11 months
Wait what!!! As things Stand we cannot applaud this government for anything,manze hatuwezi wapigia Maccoffee.
@Reggaewailer
𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧
@Reggaewailer
11 months
Hii kitu ni 10 bob tangu lini😑
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@grandtheftnoise Being rejected helps me grow as a man thank you for that opportunity.
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1 year
Hahahaha.
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@droid254 Ukirecord huyo mans akiongea kama ameketi kwa hyo kiti si hyo ndo Cellotape.
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Second Biggest town in Uganda.
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"Hizo chupa za Sijui viceroy, Glenfiddich staki hapo statehouse toa kila kitu namniwekee Fridge ya coca-cola ijae masoda na Maji"
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Hii Pique hunibamba sana .
@OCHI_RAS
🌿
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2 years
She set the bar too high
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@TheOtherDelo_ @Fieldagent7 Koome-sha cyber bullying.
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@Kenyans He must have gotten tired of doing News BULLETin he needed something of magnitude.
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Oyaa uncle mafans huku wanataka kuona vile best fanbase wamesherekea game ya leo...
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iamjinx
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The best fan base in the world
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2 years
Time ya doggy mshuto na Queffs za pudesh zinatoka simultaneously unadhani ni Call of Duty unacheza
@Fieldagent7
Field Agent
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2 years
Na jaribu ku imagine dem ame kula githeri plus wine alikua ana shuta mshuto aina gani.
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Msee alifanya tag ya 700 ako hapo anasema vile 100K ni pesa kidogo 😂😂😂
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A Bro just wanna get laid.
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LMAOO haujapata wajaluo 🤮
@Reggaewailer
𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧
@Reggaewailer
1 year
Wamama wa coast hua wachafu sana sijui kama wanajua ata kuosha ninio
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Lakini Kenyan babes wata participate kwa thread yoyote isipokuwa ya Toes, kwani mko na hooves?
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"Kijana Wangu umesema ni Dame Mkamba ? "
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@PSG_English That last part very important you deserve a payrise admin
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@_wamwea Say less
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Sipendi kuonewa Huruma kabisa that shit so uncomfortable
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R.I.P PETER MORGAN 💔💔💔
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Siudelete ama kizungu hujui ?
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@ESPNUK In football despite the rivalry on the pitch we are like a family ❤️❤️
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Nimajina gani ya kizungu huwezi kubali mtoto wako aitwe?
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Kumbe hata wangeenda tu Home SMH!!!
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A pic of your celebrity look alike, anyone?
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Nadedi bana 😂😂😂😂
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Brooo Ruto atakuwa anatandika speech uko Ulaya majamaa wanatii tu, maans so smooth and eloquent
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Osoro ndo alikuwa anapeewa bedtimes stories za Semper Fi no wonder anapenda hyo jina Soldiers 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@PeakSanti @Apewebalozi
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So this is what you decided to do when we sent you to deliver documents. Imagine an intern chewing a whole 200 bob. We as D&A Advocates are so dissapointed in you.
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Baba Makena 3/5 🕊️
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Mapema ndio best 🥰
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Mbona unafunika mlango ya Ofisi?
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Bien alifanya wamama wakaanza kupenda kiluhya and hivo ndo Luhya men tulifaulu.
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@AdvoBarryRoux Women have it easy in this life all you got to do is look sexy
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Hatuwezi take advices from people with flat ass.😂
@Ms_wangarii
mamacita🧍‍♂️
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Bana kama utatumia earphones za kamba you need to work hard.Unataka kujimada?
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Hackers be like nina madem wawili but huyu Domain chic.
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Malcolm eggs
@Nottdexx
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Mbele yenu ni Wycliffe Isikuti ikanzira kutoka shule ya upili ya Stendi kisa, Nina Shairi Lenye Mada "Machozi Yanarun Dunia" Kaaaaaribuni
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Malcolm eggs
@Nottdexx
2 years
Ngughi pale Nyege nyege akijariibu kuona kama anaeza toshea kwa bafu ndo aende kuoga
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