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The only #KOT that doesn't claim to be a social media guru

Joined June 2012
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@droid254
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2 years
Yesterday I asked someone why they are always partying he replied with a quote "create time for enjoyment because time for sorrow creates itself"
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2 years
Najib Balala deleting his thank you drafts
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3 years
Wizkid featuring Damien Marley Blessed is one of the best songs I've listened to this year
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2 years
Sri-Lanka protestors are swimming at the presidential palace pool ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
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4 years
Hit like see what happens #AppleEvent
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1 year
When you are just chilling then you see you been appointment to head a government agency
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2 years
Kabogo makes sure he rubs it in how rich he is everytime he loses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@droid254
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8 months
Now lets see who you really are under the mask
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To finish that course in Utalii College is basically 315,400 na mlichanga mia sita.๐Ÿฅฒ
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@droid254
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4 years
Apple logic
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3 months
Guess the song
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@droid254
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4 years
People in Nairobi can now see Mt Kilimanjaro as Nature heals ...Its time Tanzania gave it back to us
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3 years
Like this tweet see what happens #AppleEvent
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@droid254
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5 years
A skilled vet can still save that fish
@BPKAA_
Baba_Arthur_Ariella
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Mko wapi??
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3 years
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@droid254
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6 months
When you open the radiator cap before the engine cools down
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2 months
Meanwhile The heat in Nairobi ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
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2 years
Zoea ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@droid254
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4 years
When you tell a Kenyan cop that you know your rights
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2 years
"Don't record me Omoke" Omoke :
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3 years
scenes from State House last night
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@droid254
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2 years
Wah
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@droid254
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4 years
Me looking for the volume buttons under the TV
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Ennemi de la Vรฉritรฉ
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Bombaclaat
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2 years
Uhuru leaving the bathroom at Statehouse today
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1 year
Kamlesh Pattni explaining how he stole millions of dollars with Moi and government officials on Al Jazeera new investigation
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@droid254
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10 months
Yesterday on Outering Rd the protestors opened the barricade for a KDF lorry and bus then as soon as they passed they closed it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@droid254
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3 years
Kenya in 2020 Feel free to add yours in the replies
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4 months
Khalwale waiting for Banice to tweet
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2 years
It's like they are related
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Pateezy๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
2 years
The resemblance is stunning!
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3 years
In case they even think we have forgotten #JusticeForKianjokomaBrothers
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4 years
KCSE 2020 Math paper 2
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2 years
Hi @elonmusk I'm a scientist from Kenya and I have two ideas
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@droid254
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4 months
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@KhalifKairo
khalif kairo
4 months
Mtu aniphotoshop nikigift uyo dem Iphone 15. Most liked Quote Meme gets Kes 10,000๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜, Quote KAIANDKARO,COM on your meme. Lets gooo ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€
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4 months
Kenyan TV show creators need to start making shows for intelligent audiences too All shows can't be based on rural-urban migrants with accents
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@droid254
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2 months
The other one is tracking Sammido's phone
@gabrieloguda
Gabriel Oguda
2 months
Senate today was lit. Nakuru Senator Tabitha Keroche decided that she will only fear God and hot porridge, and we will be there no matter what.
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2 years
Baba should have made Kalonzo his running mate... The other person wasted him big time
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4 years
"Jayden and Ethan would you please share the joke with the whole class"
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2 years
Ruto is a brilliant man.. He managed to convince people he's not in the government and went on to get all those millions of votes against all odds... Respect
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Fixed
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@moyasa_ke
Min. of Youth Affairs, Creative Economy & Sports
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Congrats to Hellen Obiri for spearheading a Kenyan sweep and successfully defending her #BostonMarathon title. Hellen Obiri ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช Sharon Lokedi ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช Edna Kiplagat ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช Kudos to Evans Chebet for securing the bronze medal in the men's competition. #TalantaHela
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@droid254
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2 years
Kenyans deserve the bad leaders they choose.... Uko Nakuru that's their problem now
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1 year
If this happens to me I'm never leaving a proximity of 100M from my home
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3 years
Madaraka Day
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6 months
Those kanjo people once messed with some uber guy around Jeevanjie* they got into his car by force ,the guy sped off past university way to Westy told them he's going to die with them they were begging him to stop they almost started crying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
Sheila is ready to risk it all ๐Ÿ˜…
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@droid254
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4 years
Don't let Sonko see this
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@droid254
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3 months
Ababu's libido will endanger us all
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
3 months
CS Ababu gifts Elsa Majimbo after a meeting on how to promote content through the Talanta Hela initiative in the USA
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4 years
I got you
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@Osama_otero
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4 years
somebody photoshop me here
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2 years
Those four are embarrassing themselves
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1 year
My youngest bro is graduating and he does not want anybody there
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2 years
African presidents are in England getting the treatment they give us here and I love it
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@droid254
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6 years
When Kenyans go to Santorini
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2 years
The new US ambassador must be wondering huku ni wapi alitumwa
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@droid254
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11 months
Mungu alinena naye Musa hicho kiatu kivue
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2 years
Raphael Munju
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1 year
The judiciary could have saved us this day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@alawiabdul
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1 year
Kenya problems inbone photo
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2 years
Just remembered when I was applying for HELB I said I'm a child of a peasant farmer and they still gave me the minimum amount ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
Spiderman Kenya trailer is out ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@droid254
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6 months
Pole bas
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4 years
Saa hii SDA pastors wangekuwa wamekula ugali na kuku ready to go starve the congregation that had soya in the morning till 3
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3 years
I like how this generation does not condone that unpaid internship nonsense
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2 years
Murife don't run ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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2 years
KRA be like.....
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๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
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@abuyamasta
Masta
3 months
Mtoto anafaa kuachishwa kunyonya na miezi ngapi kama wife ako na mimba ingine?
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4 years
Lawyers could have interpreted this but they are scared of Ndii ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
Told it to draw a robot Maasai warrior... The results are amazing I'll print this on canvas
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11 months
Scenes at Nairobi National Park
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3 months
A few hours later
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@OwinoSueh
Owino Sueh
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Mumeamua ni msimu wa chopper rides? When should I drop this?
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10 months
Tomorrow is FIFA day
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@droid254
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5 years
Stop wasting your time, stop wasting your good time, because that is where you go wrong.
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2 years
Someone just bought virtual land in the Metaverse for Ksh.2,411,500 .. The land consists of 166,464 plots โ€“โ€“ each plot is 2,500 square feet... I swear the world is going crazy
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3 years
Found this interesting account on IG... Challenge accepted
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Haha.. The reason celebrities and Instagram influencers hate this app is that huku people tell you the truth they don't care if you are a billionaire or you host some radio show
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2 years
I won't miss Uhuru at all
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4 years
We already got this from CNN fam tell us about Kenyan police killing innocent citizens
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
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An autopsy arranged by the family of George Floyd on Monday shows that he died from suffocation and not pre-existing heart problems. #NTVAtOne
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@betqueen254
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Ndio nafikiria pia vile naweza toka block bana๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿค’...So help me God โœŠ๐Ÿ˜‚
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You are welcome @Primeandeka ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
@Muchang_i
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2 months
Mtu aweke hii video ngoma ya kikamba uone venye itaslap
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5 years
Now this is awesome ๐Ÿ”ฅ #Eliud159
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2 years
This video always has me in tears ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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2 years
Konshens for Senate
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9 months
If you know her you are not going to heaven
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Uganda we are coming ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
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3 years
Paul Kagame will have to fly to England today to sort this mess
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3 years
So Sauti Sol got paid 30000 dollars and still refused to perform because of the stage not being upto their standards... Haha
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5 years
I had to cut some parts because it was too long for twitter ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
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Tiktok launching 10minute videos means one thing... YouTube is in serious trouble... It's MySpace all over again
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Wizkid ๐Ÿ‘‘
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3 years
It's almost election time politicians have started doing this nonsense
@K24Tv
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Nyali Member of Parliament Mohammed Ali takes a matatu ride. Can your member of parliament take a Matatu ride?
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Beating the traffic this Valentines day
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5 months
Watched videos from The Kendrick event in Rwanda and realized Kenyan event organizers don't even try and still overprice them Like that experience we'll never get here
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10 months
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@dcijuja
DciJuja
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l hate beggars ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
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Uyo ni nani anaingia Bomas na Harrier wengine wakiingia na V8? Embarrassing the other thieves seated there
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Yesterday I saw a lady with like a four litre water bottle If she's your HR you make sure you are never on the wrong paths with her
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2 years
Africa presidents in England today
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2 years
Pastor Kanyari is on TV saying you send him 500 shillings and he sends you back 20000 which has been prayed for.... There should be a law to stop these cons
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4 years
One of the Members of the the Kenya legislative Council arriving in Nairobi on their way to the Lancaster House conference #HistoryMemes
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3 years
Coming soon on Netflix ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Just so you get how much 17B is remember Thika Rd cost 32 billion shillings RIP Kibaki
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Seen some tweet from South African telling Kenyans we are yet to see the worst of Nigerians in Nairobi ๐Ÿ˜‚
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