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@Morara__

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I speak fluent sarcasm

Birmingham, England
Joined August 2016
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@Morara__
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5 years
I gat my own problems, sitting here and bitching about ‘em wouldn’t solve any.
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Ukiingia Strath sai unaezadhani wanashoot scene ya peaky blinders.
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@Morara__
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Ni Mungu unapea last warning?
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Good Morning from Turkana County, Kakuma Town. This County has embraced Solar Energy.
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@Morara__
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Morara__
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4 years
Stormzy looks like a mixture of King Kaka and Seth Gor.
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Who else thinks Stormzy looks like Romelu Lukaku?
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@Morara__
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Wapi DL? Sijabeba Aya leta ID Sijareplace
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Itabidi sasa makarao watulipe kuona ID
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@Morara__
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6 months
Una tic tac nini? Ibra huna ass una tic tac nini?
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tic tac tic tac
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@Morara__
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Hiyo akili tumia pia kuuliza the same leaders hard questions mkiitwa state house, si kuchekacheka nao.
@BlessedNjugush
Njugush
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Normalise kuweka akili kwa check list ya kuchagua your leaders please...nasio lazima akili ya vitabu ata....sana sana ya mzalile aki
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@Morara__
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Itabidi petrol station watuekee option ya kulipa na mkundu
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@Morara__
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3 years
Abel Mutua is the best story teller of our time.
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@Morara__
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2 years
Expressway wameishiwa na receipt
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@Morara__
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7 months
Wewe anything iko na kuma ni type yako
@carltonkitheka1
Post Carlone
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My type 🥵
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@Morara__
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3 years
Ukiwa on your 3rd box of pizza alafu uskie movements inside pepinos:
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@Morara__
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4 years
Music ya kina Boutross, Chris Kaiga, Bey T na Kahush hukuwa some different type of genre.
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@Morara__
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3 years
UoN hukuwa na vituko mingi; unaenda kuulizia results unaambiwa “tell your class rep to get in touch with me” Unaulizia whereabouts za class rep unapata msee ako cell huko industrial station now we have to help him raise bail atoke ndio waongee na lec tupewe results.
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@Morara__
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5 years
Heri nishike mafuta nijipige daily 💀
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@Morara__
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8 months
Let's go bitchez for bitchez
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@Morara__
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2 years
Waah!
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@Morara__
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4 years
Watu wa mjengo mnataka wakoroge simiti from home?
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@Morara__
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2 years
Enough with this foreplay @IEBCKenya
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@Morara__
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1 year
You voted for the Rongai
@beebree0
Bree Mo'ngina!
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Hakuna maji Rongai na leaders wamenyamaza.
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@Morara__
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Share your cyber bullying stories and how you coped. Let's deal with this monster. 😭😭😭
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@Morara__
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4 years
Ni mimba tu umekosa uache kutuletea hizi pozi zako za kisengesenge.
@SumeyaeventsPR
SUMEYA MEDIA AND EVENTS PR
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🔴
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@Morara__
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Uhuru should log in and post a laughing emoji
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Her: who owns this ass? Mogaka:
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@Morara__
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"Sporty mbili, velo na sukari robo. Sporty mbili, velo na sukari robo"
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@_CrazyNairobian
Billy The GOAT
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Hiyo nyumba imebakisha tu Osama wa kutumwa sigara 😭
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@Morara__
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2 months
Hebu hiyo nyuma
@Njoki_Njanja
Kiki Simiyu🌺// LQ liquor
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Nikona Mia mbele nyuma😭😭
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@Morara__
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Naona mnaita SDAs ‘Small Dick Association’ 😭
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May the best immune system win.
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@Morara__
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2 years
Tumeenda kuomboleza Kibaki
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Wee sasa umeanza kutuBoo, huna content ingine? Like pierced nipples hivi?
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@Morara__
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4 years
UnaTweet hivi juu unajua utakuwa out of Kenya by January ndio ukuje uQuote with “See God” We know these tricks brethren
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January I must leave Kenya be it for work or fun 😩
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@Morara__
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Been there, I understand you
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@xysist
Cerebral Assassin
1 year
Ubaya wa soko ni majority of the women who actually make their own money are also not in posession of the model level bodies you see on instagram.
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Willy Paul Really Paul???
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@Morara__
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5 years
Oya @Jabali____ hamkuwai ambiwa poa 😭
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@Morara__
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“Julius, I hope hizo dishes ziko hapo hujaniachia nizioshe. Remember I’m a PhD holder”
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@Morara__
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Wewe wacha, si passport yake inasema anaitwa Bobo.
@Primeandeka
Andeka
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Khalif Kairo ni Muislamu pia?
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“Babe breakfast is ready, meno ziko hapo bedroom kuja nazo”
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sending her flowers but she posts a different bouquet
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@Morara__
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@ojimmycee
little drama boy
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Kwani 25 year olds wanafaa kukaa aje surely?
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@Morara__
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2 years
Mkiuza accounts mnatuAlert bana, sielewi mbona nilikuwa naomba nyapu kwa some legal firm.
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@Morara__
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Tuko huku baby shower
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@Morara__
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4 years
CS Mutahi Kagwe: Effective midnight tonight, all bars will remain closed until further notice. Kenyans in clubs at 2359hrs:
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@Morara__
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@theking_aslan
ASLAN
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Wagwan @NCBABankKenya ??? Can't withdraw to mpesa
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@Morara__
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Wasee wa Hope FM na CITAM si watuSurprise with Maverick City, William McDowell ama ata Tasha Cobbs.
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Huyo intern atakuwa kwa the trend kesho akiulizwa “how did you come up with the idea of hailing a taxi in the CBD?”
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@Morara__
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Chuom za keg unadhani zimefungwa kumbe jamaa zimejifungia huko ndani wanakunywa wakiObserve silence
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@Morara__
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@ianmbunde
Solange Mbunde
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What documents should one carry when going to Nyayo house to get their biometrics captured for a passport?
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@Morara__
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4 years
😭😭 it’s barely a day.
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@Morara__
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6 months
I would drag my balls through molten lava and broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie after eating this 😍😍
@Mercynicky_
Mercy Nicky
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Not even full chicken can beat this😋😋😋
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@Morara__
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Who TF is that crawling there 😂😂😂
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Bravin heading to the DCI:
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@Morara__
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Dembe get the exhauster ready, we are heading to West Mall.
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”msome,mkose kusoma mimi bado nitalipwa pesa yangu” ~ An angry Kenyan Teacher
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Kila siku tunamshukuru Mola kwa kuwaumba wanawake waliokosa maadili
@Itslonia
👸🏿Lonia
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👅
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@Morara__
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#tbt to when Nyamira express bus driver met 19 y/0 BMW owner.
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@Morara__
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Ukipatana na msee kama huyu Event inabidi uzunde simu kwa rasa.
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@Morara__
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Scenes huko Eldoret
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@Morara__
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KPLC wanatingisha relationships
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@Morara__
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1 year
Huwezi take your own advice?
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@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
1 year
Yaani hii cult ya Super metro ya kupanga iko hadi Thika Town?
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@Morara__
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2 years
Unaishi kwa bahari kama shumilieta
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@Morara__
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Uko na appetite kama ya watu wa kuchimba kaburi
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@Morara__
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Gidi akiona gari hajaiona Kenya:
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@Morara__
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2 months
Umevaa pink ready to gossip with your fellow ladies
@mwabilimwagodi
TL Elder
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You guy my guy day.
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"Who broke the tv?" Sasha:
@ombachi13
dennis ombachi OLY
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Not in this economy 😭😭😭😭
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Uhuru to his statehouse road neighbors
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@Morara__
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4 years
Dame huBelieve on zodiac signs anaeza kunyamazia for days then arudi kusema “babe I was fighting my demons, we Geminis go through alot of stuffs”
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@Morara__
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Enough with this foreplay @Kenyajudiciary
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You just assumed the gender of the other 16 fellas?
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@Morara__
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Mimi nipeleke dame event alafu afanye hii upuzi, ninapanda hiyo stage pamoja huyo artist atubebe sote
@heisrema
REMA
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Remyboy go treat you right 🤪❤️
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@Morara__
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10 months
Hiyo gas tunapikia nini?
@Kimuzi_
Kimuzi
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Bei ya kurefill gas imeshuka but juu ni kazi ya Ruto, mumekanyagia juu hakuna kitu ya maana anafanya.
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Kuna siku Youths wataungana.
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Lil Maina 💉
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4 years
Unakunywa cocktails like a petite lesbian.
@brianmutinda_
Mutinda
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I'm just here taking shots instead of taking shots.💀
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4 years
Next year we’re traveling out of this country either for fun or work. Speaking it into existence.
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2 years
I'm part of the 97% that doesn't know Young Dolph
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Haloo
@_CrazyNairobian
Billy The GOAT
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The viral freestyle he did before releasing the song was top notch, alikuwa in his element hiyo siku 👌
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@Morara__
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4 years
Steve Harvey anadhani Africa is one big village
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@Morara__
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The unemployed ndio tumeingia sunday 2.0
@MuchiriH
Mubabaddie.
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Monday Ndio hiyo
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@Morara__
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5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
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Najua umeTweet hii ndio uambiwe “even you babe 😍😍” hehe not today bbg.
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Sailors
who invented yelling as a method of communicating?
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Low Budget Offset
@luhyaheat
captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪
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The Babe I sponsor with drinks every weekend is getting married next year ❤ and she came to say hi today with her Boyfriend 😭 Mnishike ama nijaze hii pillow na machozi mimi ❤
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@Morara__
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4 years
The TL is fire just like jiko, Mum used to beat me with a mwiko.
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5 years
Hahaha Mpesa has humbled drunkards 😂😂😂
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@Morara__
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4 years
Ikifika 5pm HR anawaambia msiende home kwanza kuna rehearsals za Jerusalema Challenge mnafaa kuParticipate.
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@Morara__
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4 years
Artcaffe: “You Cheque is ready for collection”
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4 years
Wewe bado kupewa mimba sasa
@Cityboyyyyyy
City Boy ✌🏾
4 years
Finally got my nose piercing😍🙈
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@Morara__
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4 years
Feel and release sister Rose, the burden is not yours to carry.
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@Morara__
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4 years
Ambieni YY afungue comment section, we just wanna talk.
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@Morara__
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2 years
unamaliza kula unasahau ulikula, unarudi tena kupika.
@manlikesaiya
Habibiz
2 years
Unga ya bangi lakini tutawai fanya kazi? 😂😂
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@Morara__
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6 months
Hakuna feeling tamu kama hiyo, kazi ni kupeana orders "usisahau kueka hoho"
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@maktejah_
Maktejah Brian™ 🚘
6 months
Kupikiwa is a top tier feeling.
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4 years
Pocket money ya mzazi ndio inakufanya ujiInclude in the so called “rich nigga” cult?
@Cityboyyyyyy
City Boy ✌🏾
4 years
I’ve noticed it’s usually these broke niggas complaining how girls get twitter premium privileges, sisi ma rich nigga tunakuwanga tumetulia tu bila stress
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Adopted child akirudi sitting room after kuvunja glass ingine
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@Morara__
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4 years
Jana kuna msee alishinda amenipapasa back pockets akitafuta wallet, haha nilimuekea saviet aibe.
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@Reggaewailer
𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧
3 months
Kuna mtu hapa kwa ploti anavuta bangi sai surely
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@Morara__
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7 months
Y'all be safe, the unemployed tunaprep for Sunday 2.0
@Brianmbunde
Brian Mbunde ™
7 months
Sunday ikifika 10am unaanza kupiga pasi nguo za Monday juu siku ishaisha
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@Morara__
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4 years
Curfew huApply Nairobi pekee, county zingine hakuna kitu kama hiyo.
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