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@mwabilimwagodi

3 years

Updated Thread of amazing stories and Documentaries.

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@mwabilimwagodi

4 years

The confessions of the hacker who saved the internet

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

The President of Kenya meets her son.

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

Dating rich kids wa Karen and Runda really opens you up to see a life that you never knew existed at all. At one point in my life I was listening to a musician called Josh Groban.

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@mwabilimwagodi

4 months

Coming up this weekend on top of a car near you: "Na wewe Larry Madowo..."

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 years

Radio has to change. All that Classic 105 breakfast nonsense, that patanisho nonsense, all of it has to change. Its not Homeboyz alone.

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@mwabilimwagodi

7 months

One day I will show up in your house with my wife and daughters and tell them you are my father na hatutawahi toka hapo kwako.

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@ombachi13

7 months

Coleslaw, Caramelised Onions, Beef & Pork Burger 80% beef and 20% fat ratio is the restaurant secret to juicy burgers. You can use readily minced meat but ensure your burgers are cooked well done. The bun is crucial, I love mine soft & sweet & #DPLFestive buns have you sorted!

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

Rigathi Gachagua has said he wants the debate to move to issues. Alafu he goes into his pocket and removes a Gazzette Notice ya NIC and CBA. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@mwabilimwagodi

9 months

It's only on Twitter where a daily wage laborer will teach a professional 100 meters champion who runs under 10 seconds regularly how to go about their job. Madness.

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

I'm never eating at Kilimanjaro Jamia ever again. A simple meal for two their bring you food for 6 mjengo men. I have battled sleep at my 2pm meeting in Westlands, I was just another Baba at a campaign rally. Saa hii nimeshiba bado I can't have dinner.

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@mwabilimwagodi

7 months

I know an African President who is exactly like this guy. Very busy doing nothing.

Dr. Eng. John Mativo MBS

@MativoMJohn

7 months

Every office has this type of fellow who seems to be working hard but does absolutely *nothing* 😂😂😂

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

Mgonjwa gani anakula 1kg ya ribs pekee yake na mukimo kubwa hivyo???

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 months

I love that we have Larry Madowo on CNN. He should be placed permanently in Kenya and he should always report on the absurdities of this Ruto government on a daily until we become an international embarrassment.

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@mwabilimwagodi

28 days

My take away from CS Transport going on National TV and picking a fight with Larry Madowo is that they actually see our tweets and they are personally hurt and harmed by our tweets. Don't stop tweeting. These thieves of tax payer money and National resources must be shamed.

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@mwabilimwagodi

6 months

Haya. KOT its our time to shine. We need to know where this man comes from, his village. Activate all agents across the whole of Coast.

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

6 months

President Ruto introduces Harrison Kenga, tuktuk driver who borrowed Ksh714,000 from the Hustler Fund; Promises to buy him a new tuktuk

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@mwabilimwagodi

4 months

Those Larry Madowo tweets on the absurdities of our President lining up in Europe with 54 other African countries for the Italy touched a nerve. Iliwauma mbaya sana. Apply maximum pressure don't let up.

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@mwabilimwagodi

4 months

If you are privileged enough to travel around this great country of Kenya and you take a very good look around you will realise that housing is not what we need as a people. We need a huge investment in healthcare, education, business opportunities and infrastructure.

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@mwabilimwagodi

6 months

One year after President Ruto took office I can say without any fear of contradiction that him and his wife Rachel Ruto are crooks, liars, charlatans, conmen, criminals, thieves of dreams hiding behind the name of God to further their evil plans they have against Kenyans.

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 months

We have 349 MPs in Kenya. 141 voted for the Housing Levy. 52 voted against it. 156 MPs could have brought down the Levy if all were present. Our traitors are in Parliament.

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

Ata wewe mama yako akikuita Nyongesa utampenda kweli?

KIPRONO

@Onorpik

1 year

In the case of Xtian Dela, what can really drive a person to hate their parents that much

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@mwabilimwagodi

4 months

Kairo saa hii amekaa mahali anashindwa atajiingiza aje kwa hiyo story.

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@mwabilimwagodi

9 months

This Kapombe guy apewe tu. Highly skilled.

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 years

Guys, eat that pussy. Don't be fooled by Amerix. Eat it until she cries.

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@mwabilimwagodi

4 years

You have to be playing Twitter Elite level to understand what is going on here.

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

Our police captured convicted terrorists who had escaped from Kamiti Maximum Security prison, handcuffed them and offered them chai na chapati like this is a Bongo Movie???

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 years

Kikuyu uncles meet at Walkabout on Kiambu road at 11am after making a few million early in the morning, order 2kgs of choma and a 375ml Black & White with a flask of hot water and tell each other NO KUGERIA MENI when they greet each other.

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@mwabilimwagodi

10 months

This dentist eats like this country isn't experiencing a high cost of living crisis.

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10 months

Its about to go down 🥹 Spot the one that almost didn’t make it to the house 😅

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@mwabilimwagodi

4 years

The guys over at Fenty are smart. They capitalized on Elsa's South African audience which can afford those expensive sun glasses. Ingekuwa here core audience ni Kenyans saa hii angekuwa anauza noodles na jaba juice.

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@mwabilimwagodi

10 months

If President Ruto continues down this path of posturing as an African leader, waging war against the dollar and hosting nations like Iran in Kenya. With the unrest unfolding in Kenya due to the high cost of living, rogue elements from the West might soon take advantage.

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@mwabilimwagodi

5 months

I've been telling you guys Gilad is a Mossad special agent and you didn't believe me. There is no way a Jew will leave Israel to come to Kenya to plant onions and dhania bana.

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

Baba had one job, to disassociate himself with Uhuru Kenyatta. Lakini nugu ilionjeshwa State power kidogo ikatufanya tupigie Ruto kura. Sasa ona less than 6 months into a CS job Murkomen is walking around in a $10,000 Hublot watching midweek games at Old Trafford.

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@mwabilimwagodi

10 months

Kuna mtu amesema coups in West Africa are led by 30 year old soldiers alafu mwengine akaongeza wetu wa Kenya wako flight mode ALUTA KIBRIIT 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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@mwabilimwagodi

26 days

Surely hii ndio ingefaa kuanguka

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 month

Do you know why ViuSasa by Citizen TV is still there charging their 10bobs? Tembea huku Interior mashinani upatana na shamba boy ameoga jioni ametulia kwa kaduka na Techno yake watching a 10bob ViuSasa show. It's crazy how massive the kienyeji market is na sisi tuna mock.

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@mwabilimwagodi

10 months

These are real airplane pilots. Not these muguka chewing fools on KOT who are always making noise about taking off but their airplanes never land.

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

Hakuna watu wasumbufu na useless duniani kama hawa madem wako na ass kubwa. Won't ride, won't bend over, won't blow, won't do anything. Alafu ikifika ni demands sasa anataka shamba la ukoo. KLMY.

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@Lwangees

2 years

Hii mulisema ywawezza nipenda juu ya character personality amaa ni tafute pesa kabla sija download tik Tok

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@mwabilimwagodi

4 months

Wueh. Doktari wa meno ni kama ameambia Kairo "mimi sio hao umezoea" without having to say yeye sio hao amezoea. Damn.

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 years

My Mum graduated with a Masters in Education, Leadership and Development at 64 years old today. We did a small thing for her at home today.

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 years

"Uko sure unaniona kwa camera?"

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

I can confirm that Joy and the other Zulu Meats employees and contractors are getting paid. Asanteni sana.

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@mwabilimwagodi

6 months

The other day Njoki Wanjoki cried here vile biz is tough she closing her shop, stranger aka come through. Juzi Wambo did the same, amelipiwa rent ya hadi 2027. I dare any man running a small biz to do the same on here tuone utafika wapi.

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 years

Never respond to insults with insults.

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@mwabilimwagodi

5 years

Hey guys, please pray for my mum. She just celebrated her 63rd birthday early in the month and is today defending her MSc. at KeMU HQ in Meru. She retired 3 years ago and I though she will abandon her thesis but she has fought through and finally this is the day.

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

Benji Ndolo bado anavaa jeans zake alinunua US 2001

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@mwabilimwagodi

5 years

During Bob Collymore's memorial non of the Kenyan politicians insulted each other or even gave 2022 succession political speeches? Why do they do this in our village funerals though?

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@mwabilimwagodi

4 months

A day like today when women across Kenya have taken to the streets to protest for their own safety kama hauna kitu ya maana ya kusema heri unyamaze tu.

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

There is a very big difference between Christians and Muslims. That Kibera man who lost his business hakuna mtu alifanya kitu for him, that Kisumu man of Jamia Supermarket saa hii Waislamu wanamchangia arudi back on his feet. We truly are a hypocritical bunch.

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@mwabilimwagodi

6 months

I'm very afraid of saying this out loudly, but these frequent trips abroad, how sure are we that they're flying out with US dollars stashed in Diplomatic bags for hiding abroad? Do you see why I'm afraid of even thinking about it loudly like this???

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 months

Google the death of Mahmoud al-Mabhouh and read about it. You will know why postmortem are important

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@Mercynicky_

2 months

Why is postmortem necessary even when the cause of death is clear??🤔

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

All I see is protection.

Larry Madowo

@LarryMadowo

1 year

My hotel is doing too much

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@mwabilimwagodi

7 months

Extreme case of lazy journalism.

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

Giving me the same vibes tbh

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 years

The year is 2025, BBI passed back in 2021 which feels like a decade ago. Raila Odinga won the 2022 Presidency, Uhuru Kenyatta is Prime Minister of Kenya. Opposition is led by William Ruto who negotiated a ceasefire deal with the two Principals after two years of protests

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@mwabilimwagodi

5 months

If you give a woman 147K to buy an iPhone 3 and they instead pay school fees for their siblings and buy some cheap phone you should wife her on the same day. That one will build you generational wealth.

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@mwabilimwagodi

9 months

His bodyguards are your officers si muwapigie simu muwache kutusumbua na nonsensical tweets?

National Police Service-Kenya

@NPSOfficial_KE

9 months

NPS further appeals to any member of public with information about Senator Mandago's whereabout to report to the nearest police station or report via our toll free numbers 999, 112, 911 and the fichua Kwa DCI 0800722203

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

Imagine having all the money this guy has and then still manage to dress like you're the head of the Circus troops.

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@mwabilimwagodi

11 months

At one point in my life in my 20s, I never wanted a family. Then I had a one night stand one day and this ka little girl came through. She changed my life. Happy Father's Day to me.

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@mwabilimwagodi

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Cyprian Nyakundi akisema Yesu Kristo anakuja 7pm leo wewe usianze kubishana na yeye get ready to go to heaven.

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@mwabilimwagodi

6 months

Sadly, the only people in this country wamebakia wajinga wa Ruto are the Kikuyu community. Even huku nyumbani kwao there are cracks, people are quietly complaining about the nonsense that is going on. Watu wa mulima are the weakest link so far.

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

My point is, as you celebrate the invasion of private property because it belongs to Uhuru Kenyatta, tomorrow they'll invade your 50x100 and grab it and there is nothing you will. There is nothing to celebrate here.

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@mwabilimwagodi

6 months

We bought you a nduthi and you want to spend our money on cocaine???

𝙰𝚜𝚊𝚊𝚍🏴‍☠️

@_skilli

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@Osama_otero Naweza pata wapi hii

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 months

Watu wa Mombasa I had a disagreement with an old friend over a phone call akaniita "mkundu firimbi". Sasa what does that even mean lakini???

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

This is BRUTAL from Kirinyaga

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@mwabilimwagodi

5 months

This 16 billion edible oil scam confirms that President Ruto is a thief.

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

This is the funniest shit you will ever watch

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

Imagine going into all this great expense and then your child refuses to identify as a boy or a girl a few years later.

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

Baba ndio anatoka night shift pale Karen kwa Matiang'i after submitting his incident report.

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@mwabilimwagodi

7 months

Done.

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

7 months

The new war between Israel and Palestine is not making things better for fuel prices - Gladys Shollei

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@mwabilimwagodi

10 months

President Ruto should wake up to the realisation that what is happening across the country isn't sponsored by Raila Odinga but by the high cost of living. He can continue to bulldoze his punitive fiscal policies but he must remember who he is up against: THE PEOPLE!

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@mwabilimwagodi

10 months

CS for Transport is already setting up the heist for the Expressway talking about 700 million shillings for repairs. This government of President Ruto is determined to steal as much taxpayer money as possible because they know they're gone in 2027. THIEVES!!!!

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@mwabilimwagodi

4 months

Pretty Wambo❤️🦋

@iam__wambui

4 months

"Babe, nataka kusukwa." Reply as a broke boyfriend

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

This country will be burning down and the guys over at Classic will be discussing failed relationships and marital gossip.

Classic 105 Kenya

@Classic105Kenya

1 year

. @ItsMainaKageni : Why is it that Kenyan men don't take women back? Yet you expect your wife to take you back? Fellas, why is it so hard to take back your woman? #MainaAndKingangi

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

Daughters and fathers selfies, anyone?

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@mwabilimwagodi

6 months

What I can guarantee Mr. Ruto is that we shall meet in 2027. And believe it or not we shall send you home. The way we gave you this seat which you are now abusing, we the people shall take it away from you. This, I swear on the lives of my daughters you are GOING HOME!

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

Ombachi is the real life definition of "I'm giving my children what I never had as a child".

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@mwabilimwagodi

7 months

The game ended in total darkness of the night. That means you had recored this reaction video knowing full well we shall lose the game. Nyinyi ndio wachawi wa Man U wallahi.

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@KhisaYvonne

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Ata hatujaskia vibaya😂😂

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

Allow me to dream a little. Imagine if the cities of Nairobi, Dar es Salaam, Kampala, Bujumbura, Kigali, Juba and Kinshasa were linked by high speed train. With customs done at point of boarding.

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

The father. The daughter.

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@mwabilimwagodi

8 months

Someone should speak to this man to stop giving out very specific company info publicly like this. Because one day KRA will come for pre-assessment audits and they'll use this information to backdate taxes.

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

I noticed in Mombasa people boil water first then put their rice. This is a waste of energy mimi rice I throw it in with its cold water zipambane

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 months

I thought Dennis Ombachi's wife is Russian ama racism yetu tukiona macho zimefungana they're immediately Chinese?

kakarot

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3 months

Two kisiis have married asian babes and doing great things.I guess nyota yetu ya wakisii iko asia.

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

I took one of those Toyota Noah vans yesterday to Nairobi from Kericho. There was 7pax plus the driver. One of the pax was (most likely) a Form 1 child in school uniform. After Sigona, she reminded the driver to drop her in Uthiru so that she can take a Kawangware matatu.

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 months

Ruto has gone from being a symbol of national ridicule in Kenya to being a symbol of continental ridicule in Africa all in a span of one year of his Presidency tells you all you need to know about the Liar in Thief.

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Ruto is on his way to Namibia. He will secure Jobs for Kenyans as hired Mourners

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@mwabilimwagodi

10 months

I've just listened to this speech by Hezekiah Ochuka from 1st August 1982 and it gave me goosebumps. Its like he is talking about what we are witnessing in 2023 with akina CS Moses Kuria and CS Nakhumicha.

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@mwabilimwagodi

11 months

Gathoni wa Muchomba has bigger balls than Otiende Omollo and Babu Owino combined. Omollo and Owino are TRAITORS OF THE PEOPLE OF THE REPUBLIC OF KENYA!!!

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@mwabilimwagodi

5 months

So apparently the Kenyatta's IPP firms are being denied business by this government so they've decided to sabotage power supply until President Ruto gives in and allows the energy ministry to trade with their IPPs. My source requests to be anonymous.

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 years

Diamond Platnumz is going after the 1 billion people Markets of India.

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

Baba hajui maana ya kuibiwa kura ni nini.

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@mwabilimwagodi

8 months

Looks like one of the gangsters from the 1990s. Akina Wanugu and Matheri.

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@mwabilimwagodi

7 months

I made my team buy Mwea pishori rice from you and I never left a private or public review and we've never ordered again. That is what should scare you the most, not public criticism of your business.

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

The only reason Amerix has a career in teaching "masculinity" classes on here is because his baby mama woke up one day, took everything and left. This is a terrible experience for any man, but it his personal experience. He needs to get over it and start a new life.

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@mwabilimwagodi

1 year

I've always been a skeptic of Prophet Owuor until he came to Bomet this weekend. We sold out rooms in January. I jacked up the rates and his followers never cared at all.

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@mwabilimwagodi

3 months

Kumbe that guy lives in a decent place why does he normally post pics of a disgusting house?

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@mwabilimwagodi

6 months

President Ruto is going to go down as the most useless President of the Republic of Kenya. This man has no idea what he is doing he is just running around doing fuck all. The biggest joke ever, and I voted for this clown.

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@mwabilimwagodi

5 years

For those saying Eliud Kipchoge should be feted with a Presidential award, here is a list of people who got an HSC: •Robert Alai •Mohamed Jicho Pevu Ali •Githeri Man •Dennis Ole Itumbi (wa Matumbe) •Jacque Maribe You want to tarnish Eliud Kipchoge's image like this?

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@mwabilimwagodi

10 months

Comedy, in my opinion, should mirror a society's issues. That Crazy Kennar depiction of the homes of public officers was extremely on point. The execution was effortless, and the placement of NHIF was perfect because its shit.

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@mwabilimwagodi

2 years

Why does he need Presidential Escort running beside his car in a guard of honor mounted by KDF inside a secure military facility???

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@mwabilimwagodi

6 months

I honestly don't find this funny. Very many people are losing their livelihoods due to a difficult business environment and here you are scoring political points. Disgusting.

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Una jump, una ruka. Una shida, zina shuka. Haunaa.

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@mwabilimwagodi

5 months

You'll start drinking at 7am when you get that woman.

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@carltonkitheka1

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I need a woman who’ll keep me in check, I can’t be drinking at 11am on Sunday

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@mwabilimwagodi

6 months

Mnapenda kutubeba ufala sana kwa hii app, Owuor Michael ameuza magari hapa since 2009 when I joined this app and ni saa hii tu ndio amefika point where he can afford to take his Luo babes to Kuche Kuche akanyage crate ya beer bila kulia for one month straight.

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@mwabilimwagodi

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Some random lady called Ann Njoroge imported 100,000 metric tonnes of oil worth 17 billion shillings to Kenya. Her advocate is Cliff Ombeta. You see what is going on here?

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@mwabilimwagodi

11 months

Many companies have started "upsizing" which is basically terminating employment contracts of their executives to avoid PAYE, NSSF and NHIF obligations whose rates are being increased, contract them as consultants and pay KRA 5% WHT of their net salaries.

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