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Brian Mbunde ™

13 days

Sisi wote ni kama hatuna stima. Anyway, 24 hours of wifi and charging my phone with the Ecoflow Pro 2 niko sorted. It is a simple plug and play device. If you just use it to charge your phone, 67 hours.

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2 years

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5 years

Can we shoot our shots to companies we would love to work in?

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3 years

I am sorry for sharing this but it’s dumb af for media houses to report about Edgar Obare losing his account and not the content he posted.

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3 years

This has made my morning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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5 years

Ukiwa na pesa,usiwahi itikia msee arushwe nje ya mat juu hana fare enough. Do the needful and forget.

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11 months

Hadi Kibaki alirudi kuona hii upuzi

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11 months

BREAKING: AZIMIO MPs Walk Out of Budget Reading

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2 years

“Nionjeshe before Russia watulipue 🥺” Sends to many.

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4 years

Ngoma zako kama zingecheza wakati wa Paulo na Sila wangeomba wabaki kwa Jela.

bahatikenya

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4 years

DEAR MR PRESIDENT, WE REQUEST FOR A LOCKDOWN, PLEASE DO NOT LET US DIE 😭😭😭 #CoronaVirusLockDown

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2 years

Kwani mnawatch kutoka Station gani?

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5 months

Uchovu wa usiku nzima.

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5 months

Hapa unatoa nini?

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2 years

Kenya is such an ushago nation. In US do they have entertainment during inaugurations?

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8 months

Mtu akieka mtu wake vibaya wakati wa El Nino

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2 years

Sometimes i sit down like this and it hits me that Uhuru made us get away with everything 😂😂😂😂😂

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11 months

Loans Hamilton.

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3 years

Uhuru Gardens tuko jaba.

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3 years

Kenya to manufacture Covid vaccines starting next year

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2 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years

I honestly have no time for "I'm good, you?" Conversations 😭

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

2 years

If Sonko wins the Governor seat in Mombasa I’ll never vote in my life😂.

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2 years

Ruto’s strongholds wamesubmit form 34A zote 🥲🥲🥲.

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

3 years

I will never forget this generation had money for BBI and no money to help Kenyans during a pandemic.

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

4 years

May your income be more than your responsibilities. 🗣🙏🏽

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@Brianmbunde

3 years

My mum giving me the 1st chapati while it's still hot🥰🥰🥰.

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

3 years

WhatsApp is NOT an official work communicating medium!!!

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3 years

Magoha supervising the construction of the new Form 1 block for Alliance High School.

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Brian Mbunde ™

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3 years

Mom: Toa nyama kwa fridge. Hio ndio tunakula leo supper. Me in Naivasha:

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Brian Mbunde ™

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3 years

Since tumeamua ni kuchoma kila kitu, Your mum might be that evil aunty and you that cousin people cant stand 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃!!!!

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3 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Brian Mbunde ™

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2 years

May Your CV reach the Right Hands ..

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2 years

Millicent Omanga when Esther Passaris was Campaigning

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@Brianmbunde

5 months

UnaDM Kairo mapaja zako.

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@Morara__

5 months

Kuna route ya kuingia Malindi without accessing Mombasa County?

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4 years

nobody: Literally No One: Msee wa kusharpen visu kwa esto:

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

9 months

Mombasa inaanza Nyayo Stadium.

GATHONI K.

@QueenGathoni

9 months

Also, Nairobians please, you must know the difference between Lamu, Shela and Manda! 😭😭😭

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

3 years

How Teachers, Nurses and Doctors earn less than MPs will always never make sense.

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4 months

😭😭😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭😭😭😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭😭😭😭 oooooooooooooooooooo @EstherPassaris

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4 years

1st BillBoard ever 🤗

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8 months

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 El Nino is here

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8 months

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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8 months

Why am I trending? 😄😄. What have I done ?

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2 years

Call Of Duty Marketing Budgets must be maaaaaad!!!!

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Brian Mbunde ™

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4 years

Media: Corona Virus is now in Kenya. Kenyans at 11:00am on the same day after the news:

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2 months

Dr Branice Munyasa

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2 months

About to experience greatness 🥹🥹 Mungu bariki wengine 😭😅 Caption this and tag the legend 😅

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2 years

Hello 31 🎉🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🎁🎁🎁.

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3 years

Just realised I have enough cash in my account to last me a lifetime without working so long as I'll die tomorrow.

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

2 years

When they introduce Reggae Tuesdays pale Karen Country Club

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@Brianmbunde

1 year

Uhuru arudi. Tumemsamehea.

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

3 years

*5 minutes after getting kidnapped* “Usitumie Mombasa Road. Inakuanga na Traffic sasa".

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

2 years

When I offer you food, I do it coz my mom raised me right... but as my friend see the truth in my eyes and politely decline.

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

2 years

I have died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Brian Mbunde ™

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3 years

Her: I wish I met you earlier Me earlier:

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1 year

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

2 years

This tweet was in bad taste. How we associate sheng and gengetone with thugs is so Classist. Wangepost wakisema “You Guy My Guy si we got Vasha” haingepata traction hivi.

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2 years

Kwani hapo Magadi wanapea kurutu mihadarati hizi siku?

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3 months

Wildest tweet that i ever saw

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7 years

Savage

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7 months

The dad definitely did it. Hadi the son bado ameshangaa😂

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7 months

Father and son in trouble for throwing poo at police during bhang raid

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3 years

"private pharmaceutical companies"

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3 years

The Health Ministry will allow some private pharmaceutical companies to import coronavirus vaccines to compliment government efforts.

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Brian Mbunde ™

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13 days

Kuna mtu amepata boils? Juu after Darkness naona ni Death of the firstborn. The other plagues zimehappen already.

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2 years

Samsung 😳😳😳😳

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1 year

. @djGrauchi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Brianmbunde

5 years

I wrote on a little piece of paper things I want to accomplish this year, short and long term, stuck it on my wardrobe door. One good thing happened and it crossed 4 more things off that list! The year needs to continue with that same energy 🙌

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Brian Mbunde ™

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7 months

…… wait wait wait!!!!!!!

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3 years

Has @sarkodie taken a selfie with your phone today? #SakordieLiveInKenya #NoPressure

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6 months

There can’t be hell after this. All these years as a Kenyan then udedi uende hell? Impossible.

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2 years

Amapiano Sundays pale Karen Country Club

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4 months

Kipara bila pesa kidonda

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4 months

KPLC has given me my January bill mid month and it’s a whooping ksh17k!!!! 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Brian Mbunde ™

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4 years

Hi guys/ladies, i hope you're well. Today is officially my last day at Vybez Radio. Thank you for tuning in to my show in the morning but after 250 shows, today is when i am holding it down one last time. Tune in for good Vybez from 6am to 10am as we do this one last time.

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4 months

One two, make a sacco.

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4 months

Which is the best sacco to save money?

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2 years

Politics really makes the people we thought were smart look dumb af.

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2 years

“Baba ameniahidi naweza pata bwana huku kwenu, nipatieni bwana!” Health CAS Mercy Mwangangi tells Migori residents

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3 years

Ni Uhuru pekee ndiye anaeza toa. Sijui mbona mnapea Yesu kazi.

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3 years

CURFEW INAENDA KUTOLEWA KATIKA JINA LA YESU....

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6 months

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6 months

When did you lose hope with Kenya?

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8 months

We are in this shithole because of :- 1. Kenyans who didn’t vote. 2. Kenyans who voted along tribal lines. 3. Kenyans who were waiting to be rewarded once their person got in. 4. Kenyans who were bribed.

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2 years

Me after giving her two fire strokes

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3 years

Siku moja hustle itajipa

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2 years

Rigathi: “Ni me nakushow”

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2 months

Juu tukienda streets mtatuua.

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2 months

Kenyans resort to memes to fight unpopular state policies

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4 years

Me: hii cookie hata si strong. Me 5 mins later:

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5 years

When you finally find the kid who writes "Please wash me" on your car.

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Bomboclaat

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3 months

Me after eating 1 sausage because i don’t want to be judged.

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1 year

Only Luhyas have boiling water just chilling.

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1 year

Woman pours hot water on suspected thug in Bungoma

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4 years

Ya Mungu ni mengi, ya Kuku ni Mayai.

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3 years

As you get older, you start to understand why people drink the night away, smoke their lungs black or throw themselves off buildings.

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9 months

The economy hasn’t.

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9 months

🇰🇪 hosts 🇮🇩 State House photography has improved over time.

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6 months

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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1 month

In corporate terms how do you say “Kichwa yako iko sawa?”.

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4 years

Ukikanyaga weighing scale tao na ianze kushout weight yako

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4 years

STOP THE COUNT!

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2 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Tundu Lissu looking for tomorrow's outfits.

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3 years

Imagine utweet upuzi uende hossie then daktari akukumbuke?

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3 years

When You read through the list of requirements of your dream job and your only qualification is that you are Kenyan.

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5 years

Congratulations @ianmbunde . Dad would have wanted to be part of this day. To more wins brother man 🙏🏿.

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3 years

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5 months

Living in Kenya but i have memes to laugh about

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2 years

How to Kidnap Kenyans.

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2 years

BodaBoda guys were arrested and Bodas confiscated and you think it’s a coincidence what’s happening to Chelsea?

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1 year

Ukipitia Government office leo.

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3 years

Where’s are the other 4 Gideons?

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1 year

Atume picha ya last week with the same sheep.

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1 year

Ngunjiri Wambugu looking after his sheep

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2 years

Mbona ukieka kichwa kwa paja ya dame upuzi yote ya dunia hukuingia na unafungua roho?

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7 months

Aende tu. Ni sawa.

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7 months

The President of your country has been kidnapped. You can call only one person here to save him. ☎️

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4 years

Kuna Form 1 sasa ameambiwa atoe pesa ya mchango kusaidia familia ya Kobe. My thoughts and prayers are with them.

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Brian Mbunde ™

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2 years

I can’t wait for Kenyan musicians to discover that heri upate 500k streams on Spotify and Apple Music than hata 5 million views on YouTube.

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