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Billy The GOAT
4 years
Return of THREADS. 😏
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3 years
RIP Dad. You fought a good fight 🕯️🕊️
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3 years
Before. After.
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8 months
Nyamasa.
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@forwardever001
Forward Ever
8 months
@KhalifKairo Kenyans think they're the epitome of ujanja😂😂😂. Ungezaliwa Chinese or least m Nigeria. Uganda has got top notch tech gurus & other professionals we don't flaunt.
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1 year
"Rachel, Rach, Beb... Walai mkono ilitereza"
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1 year
"Kijana, umeamua kujenga kwangu?"
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3 years
I take this opportunity to give thanks to everyone for your prayers, thoughts & condolences. Your words have meant a lot to me as I mourn the loss of my Father. I couldn't be able to respond to each message but just know each message brought comfort during this difficult time 🕊️
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3 years
"Alafu ukakula cousin yako... Sanitize, Sanitize ahahaha"
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1 year
"Aki wewe bandit simama hapo... afande arrest those bandits for me"
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2 years
Intern after two weeks of delivering corporate letters to and fro...
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4 years
Kwani kwa hiyo ndege wewe ndio Blackbox? 🥺🥺🥺
@eddiebutita
Eddie Butita OGW
4 years
Wacheni nifike hapa London Kidogo
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2 years
"Wajackoyah please sit down there's no prize for number 3"
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2 years
Waihiga Mwaura badala ya kusema "And my Dad has 0.19%" anamuita na jina yake, what happened to the kids of nowadays
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1 year
This...
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Larry Madowo
1 year
What’s your favorite African passport? 🇰🇪 🇪🇬 🇪🇹 🇹🇿 🇬🇭 🇺🇬
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3 months
The Prodigal son returning home.
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@gidikariuki
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3 months
Imagine if Bible characters were Kenyans?
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4 years
Ukimuona na sare ya shule usimfanye a Sare shule. THREAD.
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1 year
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2 years
What do you think of this young man's idea?
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6 months
"Huna 1K ya ku register ID na uko na audacity ya ku turn 18?"
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1 year
"Jifanye unashika shika files Sir... Hapo sawa"
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2 years
Political analyst wataanza kunywa chai huko TV stations kila siku asubuhi for the next three months.
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6 months
"Afande nilisema tu hii jua ni ya mvua"
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@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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Kenyans set to face Ksh1 million fine for predicting weather without govt approval
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3 years
Holy Family Basi-liquor
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2 years
@ntvkenya "WEWE HAPO, UKO NA LICENSE?"
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5 months
"Mmekuja kutupeleka India?"
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3 years
"Pia mimi sipendi waChina, huwa nawaambia Leave me a Loan"
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8 months
Aki watu ni Wanyama kwa hii App 🥲
@Limorio_
Limo
8 months
Why does the kid on the left look like he has ever played for Tottenham? 😂
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3 years
Methali ya siku:
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3 years
Kabi wa Jesus will now love his daughter Abby Uncle-nditionally.
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2 years
Ukiwa house party na hauna dem alafu uone Jackie Maribe...
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5 months
Na zile ziko parliament nani atilipia hiyo fine? 👀
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
5 months
Kenyans to pay Ksh500,000 fine for rearing farm animals without license in new proposal
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2 years
"Before I say who the winner is... Mnaweza guess?"
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9 months
Kamwana ame jam mbaya sana, he is one Gilbeys away from telling Zakayo "Tokea Uthiru" 😭
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
9 months
If you have a problem, sema shida iko wapi… Do you have to go and look for my mother? Do you have to go and look for my children? Come for me, I’m here! – Former President Uhuru Kenyatta
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2 years
"Kuna msichana nilipita na yeye hapa usiku, alinunua pishori hapa?"
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3 years
"Ronaldo rose to it, Fernandes decorated it and Lingard finished it" - Peter Drury 2021 🥲
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3 years
Man Utd kesho tunachapa mtu bao tano bila kubahatisha... This is our season 😎
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9 months
Yes We Can. Lazima iWork.
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2 years
@FOS @naomiosaka @KingJames @mavcarter "My name is Dick Mbûrû reporting for Hana Kuma TV, back to you Tom Barasa in Studio"
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9 months
Previously on Prison Break...
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6 months
"Ero, simama hapo"
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@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
6 months
Govt Proposes Ksh100,000 Fine for Kenyans Making Herbal Medicine​​
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Billy The GOAT
4 years
Leteni story zenyu za kuwa conned tu avoid kuwa conned kama nyinyi.
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2 years
"Mimi niko tayari kuchukua ile kazi ndugu yangu Ruto alikuwa anataka kunipea"
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1 year
"Utawacha watuibie hivyo?"
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8 months
Ni kama walikuwa wameanza kuunda ya Raila alafu Uhuru akashinda 😭
@Limorio_
Limo
8 months
How did this Uhuru sculpture get approved? 😂
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1 year
The only legit pastor right now 🥹
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2 months
Euro Truck Twitter are the most chilled tweeps, they don't bother anyone. All they do ni kubeba mizigo across Europe... if you're not familiar with the game unaweza dhani ni real life 😂
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2 years
"Aki wewe Eric, hebu harakisha before Sam Ogina amalize kusoma news"
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3 years
It's done. Thanks everyone for the condolences... He's at peace 🙏🕯️🕊️
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4 years
Ati Mejja is single handedly saving Kenyan music na hiyo mkono ingine imeshikilia tumbler 😭
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Billy The GOAT
3 months
Unashanga mbona CBD imeng'ara sana siku hizi kumbe ni Gen Z wanafagia streets na hizo baggy jeans zao.
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Billy The GOAT
2 years
Adidas were not expecting this much backlash, sasa wamefufua hashtag ya Black Lives Matter all over again. Own Goal.
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Billy The GOAT
1 year
Hi guys, I'm asking for 1000 Retweets in 24 hours so that @iStreetKenya can do their thing 🥹🙏
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2 years
How Egypt have survived at AFCON is still a Misri 🥲
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2 years
Rao huwa na roho safi, utapata hata amepigia Ruto kura.
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2 years
Aliye na Subaru haambiwi Subiri. THREAD.
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2 years
"Ulienda mguu as stipulated in the office rules? Mbona hunuki jasho?"
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1 year
Political Analyst: "Chai nitakunywa kwa TV station"
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2 years
"Nikiingia King mbele yako utaniambia mahali nyororo ilenda"
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2 years
Atleast the memes will slap 😭
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2 years
The only person that can save Mason Greenwood
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1 year
😭
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@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
1 year
Jana tukiwa washroom ilibidi tu niambie Bien mimi ni fan mbaya sana. I have no shame 😂💪🏿
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Billy The GOAT
2 years
Ntv - Ruto Ktn - Ruto Citizen TV - Raila KBC - Still voting Kiss TV - Now playing Piga Luku Kula Wanjapi 🎶
@osoroKE
Fafa Mukuru
2 years
Who is leading at the moment btw?
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1 year
"Security dog kwa factory ya Cadbury, niite Mbwa Coco" 🎧
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2 years
"Kuna deal flani ya State House nangoja iivane nitakushtua"
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11 months
Waah, mmeni-crop?
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@JoyJMurraya
⁴⁴₅₅¹⁶Joy❤️‍🔥
11 months
Wamama na Osama 😍 Thank you @OribiExpedition
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9 months
Ukifika date ukumbuke umesahau notes za history kwa nyumba
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2 years
"Wazime redio utuimbie?"
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8 months
"Kamum kuja ukule, staki unionyeshe a side I have never seen"
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9 months
Faith Kipyegon appreciation tweet. GOAT 🇰🇪🐐🐐🐐
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2 years
Elon Musk to Twitter IT guys right now:
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2 years
"Natoka hapa asubuhi naenda internship wewe kazi ni kukaa tu kwa kiti ati working from home... Vyombo za jana unadhani zitajiosha?"
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3 years
Nairobi ni heri ukose Dem lakini usikose Rent. THREAD.
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2 years
Ministry of Sports has failed us, CS Amina Mohammed atuambie mbona the 32 joyriders walipewa first priority and not our athletes... Omanyala was out there running with jetlag 😭
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2 years
Uganda copy pasted a German flag and slapped a malnourished strange chicken on top of it and called it a day... Explains why getting a new President is hard 🥲
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2 years
"Naweza kuja ni kuchipo huko Kwa mboka yako?" "Eeh, hiyo ina sound fishy"
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2 years
"Debate huendi, Bomas pia huendi? Mimi silali na mtu muoga"
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2 years
"Igathe ako hapo nje anauliza kama anaweza ingia aoshe vyombo vya habari"
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3 months
Pharaoh: I've got the Jews
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@gidikariuki
gidi
3 months
Imagine if Bible characters were Kenyans?
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1 year
"Amka uende upige Gachagua picha"
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1 year
"One night I come out of my house and I see Pobga running naked, next thing I know I can nolonger score simple tap-ins"
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2 years
Huyu anafaa kuwa among hao judges wa Supreme Court.
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8 months
Usingizi ni tamu lakini Gesonso anahitaji school fees...
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2 years
"Here we go" 😭
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2 years
Mbona umefunika Mutina uso? 🥲
@indimulii_
Jobu
2 years
Chilling with my Mutina 😂😂
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10 months
"Walai afande hiyo gari nilipewa na Kai and Karo, hata check huko twitter"
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2 years
Nimetoka ku buy kanyama alafu nakutana na msee anapeleka German Shepherd evening walks na ni kama inamlemea nguvu, nimepiga corner nikarudi kusimama ndani ya butchery... Haha, inaweza nusa nyama nilale njaa bana 🥲
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8 months
Hiyo ni mkono ya mheshimiwa imeshikwa kama sigara? 😭
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
8 months
CS Ababu meets Kenya's strongest man, Stephen Wekesa Wamalwa, who also holds the title of Africa's second-strongest man.
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2 years
Pakistan Twitter Vs KOT... Wanakuwanga wengi lakini watatu feel 🥲
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2 years
"Kimani mliweka wapi towel?"
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"Siezi buy gari na mtaani bado Raila anani-owe dinga" - Octopizzo 2014 🎧
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7 months
Parent's Day ni wewe ulikuwa una visit wazazi nyumbani? 🥹
@Kotsocha_ke
KOT Socha 🇰🇪
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2011
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2 years
"Mko na pampers? Nisaidie moja alafu mko na Subaru Forester?"
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11 months
Ombachi school of swimming
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@ImbayiK
Kadalit✨️
11 months
Which swimming classes are you enrolling your kids at, parents?
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1 year
"Walai Beb nimetoka maandamano"
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3 years
Mnakumbuka Babu Owino akisema kwa parliament "Half of the people here are fools" akaambiwa a take back his words, akasema "I'm sorry, half the people here are not fools" na hawakujua haja apologize bado, LMAO.
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2 years
"Raira Amorro Odiga ni msarendo... Harooooo... harooooo... Asimiooooo"
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6 months
Mchele inaweza mea ikidhani iko Mwea irrigation scheme 😭
@kilundeezy
Boniface
6 months
The right combination
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5 months
Chai iko transparent kushinda justice system ya Kenya 🥹
@adan_zamuh
Somalianbae🇸🇴🇰🇪
5 months
Breakfast is ready 😍😍
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Billy The GOAT
10 months
Kuja Imenti House, First floor, stall number 2 tukuweke capacitors tunatumia moto kidogo 🥲
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@Mercynicky_
Mercy Nicky
10 months
Token za 500 siku hizi hazimalizi wiki 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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